AEW has soooo many stories that you forget about them because they are like so much and so good.

AEW has soooo many stories that you forget about them because they are like so much and so good.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AEW stories are completely forgettable which is why they mean something
    Terrible take Dave

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we had a match 8 years ago in another promotion is not a story

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it is. It’s just a really really shitty one which is why the arguments online never work because people say the wrong criticism the criticism shouldn’t be that AEW doesn’t have stories because then everyone can just go well yes they do and point out the shitty stories that they do have the criticism that there is no rebuttal for is that AEW has absolute dog shit stories that nobody is invested in, and that mean nothing to a grand audience. People need to stop saying what’s the story and start saying why does the story suck.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you seem quite invested in them, friend

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’m invested in this place being less annoying. I’m trying to teach console war homosexuals how to actually argue. Instead of claiming shows on air are cancelled and stories that suck don’t exist. Both sides are moronic and I’m just trying to help.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >wahhh quit talking about pro wrestling on a pro wrestling forum

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ricochet vs JD McDonalds

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a new level of cope from Dave lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not cope he is directly saying that it sucks. He’s correct that they have stories. The problem is nobody fricking remembers them outside of one guy that somehow autistic remembers what he booked on like May 22, 2020 on AEW DARK episode 4 and he thinks those matches make Diamanté vs Red Velvet in 2024 matter. Dudes fricking insane.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that this is what dronies want when they say stories

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wrestling is not a sport

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He’s saying it in a way that doesn’t properly say it but he’s correct. Tony thinks that he’s got like 35 stories going on at once because he’ll do like the young bucks versus private party and he’ll be like well. This is a great story because private party beat them four years ago and everybody is as autistic as me and remembers. Dave is not saying it in a good way but they genuinely are like 100 tiny stories going on at once in AW. Just nobody knows what the frick any of them are because nobody remembers the random AEW dark matches that Tony will just play highlights from before match.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ricoshit vs midget
    do they actually televise that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was actually decent

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was a bunch of movez from a guy that fingers his butthole and a midget that rapes mentally moronic women. It was the weakest match on the card outside of that womeme match.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Autistic gay morons like meltzer think 'oh my fricking god remember when okanashi looked at takeashit one time? 10 year long term storytelling!!!' is a storyline so yeah aew has so many storylines

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone is replying to this as if Dave didn’t flat out say that it was bad in the message that you’re reading. This place on occasion figure figures out a way to be more moronic than Dave Meltzer and it’s impressive. Those are storylines. They’re bad ones. What needs to be called out is that they are bad ones. Not that they don’t exist. If someone gives you a hamburger, and it taste like shit, you don’t say the hamburger doesn’t exist you point out that it taste like shit. Tony can read online critique and just go “nope we have stories. Next.” Because instead of critiquing, the quality people people are going and saying they don’t exist which doesn’t compute in Tony’s autistic mind.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if I ordered a burger and some twat handed me a lettuce leaf I would say that's not a burger

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A story is not breaking out a move from 7 years ago from japan that your audience didn’t see or remember.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AEW really doesn't have any storylines going right now though. Dynasty feels like a filler ppv.

    >Edge and Christian story has wrapped up
    >Mox finally getting his vacation
    >Hangman "suspended"
    >Eddie's Kawada cosplay ended
    >Undisputed Kingdom is dead in the water
    >Tag tournament
    >Womens shit that is completely heatless

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Swerve and Joe is basic but it’s a story.
      >I don’t really understand the story of Willow right now. It’s like a Mercedes wants to fight her but she’s also not challenging Willow to anything and just watching after her but I guess that’s the story it’s a fricking moronic one but it is one.
      >Rosa pinned Toni So that’s a basic fine story it’s the women who gives a shit in AEW
      >PAC looked at Okada a bit from the ramp and suplexed him one week I guess
      >the tournament finals explains itself
      >jericho and hook are doing A horrific Jericho storyline
      >ruby soho and that bunch are doing something
      I don’t know it’s all shit but it’s kind of there.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They don't have a lot of stories, they have a lot of plot threads, that aren't given the room to breathe and become stories because Tony's a schizophrenic moron that doesn't attribute proper importance to anything
    >bro we wrestled in japan
    That's a thread of the larger story that is Ospreay vs Danielson, a very lazy thread, because being contingent on another promotion's work instead of making your own stuff up is lazy as frick

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only story that Tony seems to want to tell is the are we friends or not storyline where friends take turns turning heel on each other

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the are we friends or not storyline
      That's every wrestling storyline

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That Tony runs yes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Every single aspect of the "Bloodline story" was "are we friends or not"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe on Planet moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >every wrestling storyline.
        you can't possibly believe this.
        i thought they had medicine for autism.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That's every wrestling storyline
        holy frick you're dumb

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's an insane double standard. You can apply the exact same logic to WWE ppv cards but no one does. I'd love to hear someone extrapolate on the deep story of Seth Rollins vs. Drew McIntyre.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They both hate CM Punk and Seth isn’t taking drew seriously as a challenger because he’s more focused on helping Cody vanquish Roman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i've been told that's too simple to be a story. Sorry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'd love to hear someone extrapolate on the deep story of Seth Rollins vs. Drew McIntyre.

      [...]

      [...]

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you explain to E-drones what the stories are they just say "that's not a story". There's no point engaging with these subhumans, they're incapable of honesty and just want to destroy AEW and for WWE to be unopposed by anyone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just want to destroy AEW
      Wrong. Without AEW there would be far less material to poke fun at.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AEW is in absolutely no way opposing WWE pal

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tell that to Ospreay, Moxley, Jay, Omega, Danielson, Jericho and a frick ton of others, and the content distribution networks who now have other options

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They already know I'm sure. Fleecing this money mark is just smart business.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give it to me straight. Is Dave going senile?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But what does chico think?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sad stuff from Big Dave

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's kind of correct about there being lots of stories, they're all just presented so incoherently that even AEW fans struggle to tell you what they are.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WWE has good promos tho, that's like 70% of storytelling. AEW's had maybe a dozen actually compelling promos ever and most of them were from Punker lmao

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AEWtist copes are becoming more unhinged by the hour

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AEWtist copes are becoming more unhinged by the hour
      I used to think their cult leader was Tony. But I'm starting to suspect Meltzer.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >If you watch AEW
    I don't

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AEW is booked by someone who is an info junkie for himself. WWE is booked by people who understand their fans can't take in or retain much info. Things won't change until Tony realizes he's not the average fan but that will kill AEW because the average fan is brand loyal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but he isn't. Tony's brain latches on to arbitrary nonsense. It's why he never learns from his mistakes or changes for the better. This is a telltale sign of autism. Actual storytellers understand pathos.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WWE is booked by people who understand their fan
      I know WWE's been better lately, but let's not get carried away lol.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Legitimately, are there any compelling WWE stories that don’t involve The Rock?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    ProWresBlog

    The only real stories they have right now are:

    Jericho/Hook

    I guess you could say Willow/Mone are doing something, but when and where is unknown at this point and it doesn't seem like it'll be at the next PPV.

    The Acclaimed and Bullet Club Gold are feuding

    Saraya/Harley/Zak Knight are feuding with Parker/Ruby

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think Meltzer is mindbroke like Tony. No Milly is really cracking them up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dave has been extra b***hy lately because his philosophy has been unequivocally proven to be a massive flop.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Truth Bomb: if you have an encyclopedic knowledge of prowrestling, then you have no social life.
    >"I know who Willy Friedland is"
    Congrats! You're a fricking loser!

    I don't even remember that gays name, who did AEW just hire from England?

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