>Anon just came out of his cave!

>Anon just came out of his cave! You've been watching that Japanese wrestling in there, son?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's literally me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      frick, that's actually cool as frick, for real. He's got something going on, he's got that cooking.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    finally a gimmick I can relate to

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no father, I was watching Doom vs the steiners at clash of champions 10, (belts vs masks match)

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Im not a gay dad!! Ive been goonin to Skye Blue pics

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You've been watching that Japanese wrestling in there, son?
    Yeah, dad, it was really cool. I love how tough Kobashi is. This guy, the other guy, Misawa, Tiger Suplex'd him onto the floor. It was awesome!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did he die?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, he didn't, and then he pinned cancer clean for the 1, 2, 3 and came back and wrestled s'more.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is wrong with Japs?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Total devotion to your life's work, no matter what it is. Sure, they're pro wrestlers but to them? They will sacrifice their bodies for their fans, for their job. They will die in the ring.

        That's how Japs are built and it's based, for wrestling in particular.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The fans don't want to see geriatric japanese men doing glorified jackass stunts.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Weird that they drew so well during those years then.

            >muh life's work
            Literally just pulling the wool over people's eyes and pretending to fight each other to sell tickets. Wrestling is founded on greed and deceit. They're liars and pussies.

            >pfft Stallone isn't really a badass Vietnam veteran killing machine named Rambo!
            >being an actor is some gay shit, why even try when all you do is lie?
            Man you're not very smart, huh

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thing is they aren't actors, they're con artists trying to pass themselves off as legitimate athletes. That's like Stallone going around the country pretending to be an actual boxer and setting up fake boxing tournaments to put himself over.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            anon nobody thinks this shit is real
            wrestling hasn't been a con for at the very bare minimum half a century

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why did the wrestlers try so hard to keep it a secret then anon? Why did they assault people and lie to their faces to keep "kayfabe" when questioned if it was a real sport?
            It's a racket.
            You don't see that shit any other medium because wrestlers are liars and criminals. They always have been.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Except they had a weekly televised TV show throughout this whole period, their matches were on TV

            It's no different than Stallone being a fake boxer in Rocky, you just have mental illness and hate Japanese people.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >uhh they're on weekly tv!1!!
            So is the NFL and other sport organizations ya moron, what is your point?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Did you piss and shit yourself and scream "LIAR" at your television when Friday Night Lights came on?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >wrestling moves
            >glorified jackass stunts

            Cucknettecels are such pansies kek

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Smokey Mountain never drew a dime
            >Cucknetty still thinks it should be the model for every modern wrestling promotion
            >his cultists swallow this slop with no questions asked
            I guess some dudes really just need a father figure that bad.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >muh life's work
          Literally just pulling the wool over people's eyes and pretending to fight each other to sell tickets. Wrestling is founded on greed and deceit. They're liars and pussies.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            this I don't understand the whole muh prestigious art of wrestling bullshit
            shit was literally founded by crooks to bamboozle poor morons and to move on to the next scam

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Actually, the AJPW classics were more brutal than actual fights, if we are being honest. They were fighting for real. The outcome is, of course, scripted, but I'd rather do a UFC fight than go through a Kawada-Misawa match.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Never thought this looked bad until I realized how much that probably sucked for Kobashi to take. Misawa isn't there to lighten the blow. Just upper part of his neck and back crashing to the ground full force. What the frick lmao

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah
    EVIL lost, I'm pretty pissed about it

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm watching 2000s noah
    prime kenta and marufuji smoke today's MOVEZ guys with ease
    that big fat homie morishima is one of the most based looking wrestlers ever
    akiyama is the GOAT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based era, love Morishima, wish he could've beat the booze

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know someone with type 1 diabetes. She looks so healthy and has huge breasts. There's something else going on with Kyle.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >MISTER BORELLI, IF YOU THINK THAT THE FOUR SO CALLED "PILLARS" IN ANY WAY EQUALLED OR EXCEEDED THE THREE MUSKETEERS IN TERMS OF WRESTLING, CHARISMA OR DRAWING POWER, THEN YOU HAVE SHOWN WHAT A FANTASTIC MARK YOU ARE. YOU FOUND A LIST OF FIVE STAR MATCHES ON WIKIPEDIA, BUT BETWEEN US, WE HAVE SEEN TEN THOUSAND MATCHES, AND I WATCHED NINE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY EIGHT OF THEM.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I could've sworn there was an image of Kyle taking a pic of his bottles of SSRIs

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea why I love this homie so much. His body is a mess, dude has always looked dorky, eh decent enough promo, but all that and everything he does is so based. Man never takes a single night off. Like a confident autist who's gonna go full moron in the most entertaining way possible.

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