>Anon, you're debuting out of a box

>Anon, you're debuting out of a box
How do you debut without sounding like a complete jobber?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    squash top guy

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    make it an Amazon box and have my gimmick be that im a humanoid robot killing machine made by amazon

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    el hijo de chainsaw charlie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bueno. basado

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean? Whoever comes out of a box is immediately over. That's what Jim the booker promised me after I did something for him and his wife

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be buck ass naked with a rock hard dick.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno
    Do something sup3r crazy or dumb to get all the morons talking about it for weeks

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Funny enough this is the bit that got Cornette took off creative

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  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm here not to job to some freakin' WHO! Nah Nah! I'm here to make Hogan, yes you Hogan! my personal b***h!
    >crowd goes nuts
    done

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you kick one of the wooden walls
    >you hold a sign in front of you saying "NASH 92"
    >turn your back to the camera
    >sign says "IT WAS ME"
    EARTH SHATTERING POP LIKE NEVER BEFORE
    >THE KWABBER! THE KWABBER!!!!!!

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >walk slowly out of the box
    >look around me scared
    >start whimpering
    >rush back to the box and close the door tightly
    people pop for the sympathetic face

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >come out of the box for my debut match
    >win
    >go back into the box
    >next show repeat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this would be based, have some union-looking dude come out with a hand truck and wheel you backstage like they used to do Sabu

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm gonna own it. I'm gonna make the BOX my gimmick. Come out of a box for every entrance from now on. My theme music starts with a voice line of me saying "THINK. . . OUTSIDE THE BOX" and it goes into a beatbox beat as I shadow box walking to the ring. During promos I verbally assault my opponents with several box related puns. Somebody talking shit about me? I surround the ring with my BOX henchmen dressed up in cardboard boxes and say "Looks like you're BOXED in!" My finisher? The BOX cutter. It's just a diamond cutter. I also do a variation of the DDP hand sign but instead of making a diamond I make a square.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cut holes for my arms and legs and just wrestle as the box itself, the gimmick will be a megadraw I am certain of it.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do a lane staley gimmick

    Meow meow meow
    Meow meow meow ....meowwww ..meowwwww

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cut out holes for my arms, legs and head
    >call myself THE BOX
    >wrestle in the box
    >keep foreign objects inside the box
    >heels try to break the box but I always stop them
    >one day someone press slams me off the top rope
    >box breaks open
    >explosion of piss, shit and cum
    >opponent faints
    >i pin him
    >call myself PISS SHIT CUM
    MAN
    >get fired as soon as I reach the back
    it was fun while it lasted

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How is it the box is completely able to keep in liquids and odors but you can still breathe?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do pose like picrel and say my catchphrase
    >what can I say? I love box!

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sparklers light up
    >Box starts to open
    >Que my music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4RAI3jQy9k

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "doesn't work for me, brother."

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"I'M HERE TO FRICK."
    >EXPLODE OUT OF THE BOX
    >MY ROCK HARD ERECTION BURSTS THROUGH MY TIGHTS
    >REALIZE THERE ARE KIDS IN FRONT OF ME
    >TURN AROUND TO SHOW MY TIGHT SCULPTED ASS
    >THE POLICE ARE AT GORILLA
    >SHUFFLE SIDEWAYS OFF THE STAGE
    >KEEP SAYING "NO BOX CAN HOLD ME"
    >SHUFFLE OUT OF THE ARENA
    >SHUFFLE AWAY

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