Bellingham is England's only strongmind player

Kane is world class but also an absolute bottle job

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's go through England logically

    ST
    > KANE
    - Nobody else is as clinical as him outside of their club team.

    LW
    > FODEN, RASHFORD, GREALISH
    - honestly debatable because foden is the best player but he's done frick all for England. When Rashford is on form he's undrinkable but it's not sustainable. Grealish is also a good option but realistically he's best off the bench to draw fouls late in the game.

    RW
    > SAKA
    - it's Saka. There's other options but none that have proven themselves as much as him for both club AND country.

    CAM
    > BELLINGHAM
    - No debate.

    CDM 1
    > RICE
    - No debate. Walks into the squad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CDM 2
      > GALLAGHER, MAINOO, HENDERSON
      - I'd choose Mainoo because he's the most level headed on the ball. Gallagher is relentless but he mirrors a dog chasing cars. Henderson is too old but a good leader.

      LB
      > SHAW
      - Gotta be Shaw. He's the only left footed LB that England have who can also overlap and link up accurately. Chilwell hits row Z consistently.

      CB 1
      > MAGUIRE, DUNK, WHITE
      - I'd go Maguire because of his massive head and he's actually decent for country. Dunk is a good option but haven't seen enough from him. White is also an option but doesn't make himself available.

      CB2
      > STONES
      - Just is.

      RB
      > WALKER
      - Walks in. No pun.

      GK
      > PICKFORD
      - Ramsdale and Pope are also options but neither have been as strongminded as Pickford. This man keeps his club in the league every year.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mainoo is legit. Gallagher is useless

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Saka has proven himself for both club and country
      spotted the arse anal fan, Greenwood is a lot better than Saka, he actually has a good 1v1 which is what Englel needs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bro just put a rapist in the squad

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >rapist
          >is his wife
          >she is still with him
          >she forgave him
          >they had a kid together
          >happily married
          Greenwood is a moron but not a rapist, he suffers the same shit all bongs suffer with is an abusive relationship

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *cof* *cof*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Phwoar, imagine that right in your bollocks as her girl mates watch on and laugh.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm only down if she then proceeds to kick me on the ground while I'm squirming in pain, and then says "Oi, stop making a scene, will ya? Just get up, ye fockin poof."

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kane wasnt playing today and Bellingham was.
    England lost

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bellingham got subbed off for actually trying. The bookies were fuming with him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. didnt watch the game
      bellingham created chances all game and lost when he was subbed out

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bellingham created chances all game and lost when he was subbed out

        Englel only created 1 big chance

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Messi created ZERO big chances in this game. Ponder on that, Diego.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            messinho bros....

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Das rite

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what has he won? a supercopa, la liga?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He will 100% win la liga and possibly the ucl.

      Probably the balon dor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      la liga in his first season, meanwhile grizzyman hasn't in his whole career

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not that impresive with a not so good barca, it's either RM or Barca 95% of the time. His team wins when he's not playing too.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You have to take count that Atletico and Barcelona won 3 times a season before Griezmann joined and lost every time he was in the club

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nobody is saying greasman is mentally strong

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give up bro, he got utterly exposed. Go back to the globohomosexual drawing board.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        0-1

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >england loses when he was subbed out
          kek

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He got subbed out because he wasn't doing shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He got subbed out because muscle problems

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >new globohomosexual cope just dropped

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You didn't watch the game. Everything came to bellingham in the first half

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            everything except goals

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's a midfielder

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he's playing in the middle

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New England shirt is nice

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real Madrid burned him out in six months
    And England is about to do the same

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is titular in Madrid and plays always he is available

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    England's problem is that, when their national team comes together, all these players from different clubs are so used to relying on their foreign or exotic nationality teammates that when it comes time to get creative - they just can't
    because that is what the foreign boy is for
    England will never win anything
    get fricked

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly think they are all a bit dumb
      They miss a few IQ points
      Just look at a complete oaf like Maguire

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also national football in my opinion is a level above club football
      And they cant elevate themselves
      Mbappe gets absolutely excited when playing for the NT, you rarely see that from the english NT

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >national football is a level above club football

        Kek

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If its that easy, why dont you win?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because we care more about club football. E.g. Kane and Saka didn't play because they're focusing on the league.

            England will be a lot stronger in the Euros when the players are afraid of getting injured.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          demoralized. no wonder you people call our players "exposed" when they don't perform as hard as they do with the NT in their clubs

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gordon was breddy gud
    i had a low opinion of him until today, england needs more passionate players like him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gordon did well but I still can't justify him over a fit Saka.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well that's completely fine as they don't play in the same position.
        Can't believe Palmer didn't get any minutes.

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