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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sings the theme for the Charmed sisters in their prime coming to the ring for some HLA

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ruins his stable by turning pop (heel) in your path

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wrestlemania 41 in london
    >This Charming man plays
    >Morrissy comes out
    >Walks to ring
    >Soaks in the Cheers
    >Grabs Mic
    I am Morrissey, that's M O double R I double S E Y
    >Turns away from Hardcastle
    And as of this moment the stadium will no longer be serving meat
    >50/50 Reaction
    >Goes Ringside
    >Small paki kid in a Smiths shirt in the front row
    England For the English
    >Morrissey starts hitting him with a steel chair
    >50/50 Reaction
    >Certified tweener

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      10ps

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Turns away from Hardcastle
      Who the hell is Hardcastle?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Adam Copeland

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DEAR HERO IN PRISON

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm calling out Robert Smith right now!
    >yeah the cure is just a shit band
    >always have been
    >Robert Smith it took me a gay man to pleasure siouxsie
    >if she had a real man like me she'd still be alive today to frickin pussy.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jumped up pantry boy who never knew his place.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He said return the ring

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A kiss my ass match versus Goldust.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goes to Mexico and has an undefeated monster face run where he squashes everyone like Goldberg. Half of the luchas wont even wrestle him, they lay down in the middle of the ring and let him step on them, or they powder out and get themselves counted out. They weep openly as his hand is raised. He gets a statue next to El Santo when he retires as the God Emperor of Lucha Libre

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is the right answer. he's mega over in mexico and south america.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget Japan

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought you were meme'ing at first but you're actually correct.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They worship any watered down, non-Black Elvis cosplayer down there. Richie Valens, Elvis Costello, Buddy Holly, Johnny Cash, Bruno Mars.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Outside of Bruno Mars, those are literal who in Latin America. Yes, even Richie Valens, outside of Mexico nobody knows who he was, people only know La Bamba and that's it

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Comes out to one of his whiny b***h songs to crickets get’s in the ring blows his head off with a shotgun. Monster pop

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He comes out in a soccer jersey and calls Nyla a man

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SANADA feud

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A Morrissey-adjacent gimmick would get over huge on the UK indies

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finishes the story by pulling johnny marr's wig off and slapping him with it

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After his interview with Larry King, Morrissey is definitely a heel

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