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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to believe it wasn't a deliberate choice to have him come out and make the announcement in the pouring rain. The question is why.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He probably thought it made him look tough or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He watched blade runner the night before

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LATELY
      DID YOU EVER FEEL THE PAIN
      IN THE POURING RAIN
      AS IT SOAKS YOU TO THE BONE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >deliberate
      You're british, it rains pretty much every day in angloland.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it only started raining once he was already outside though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are you telling me we don't have one single person in government who can look out the window or use an app to see if it is about to rain?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x89c10r

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this was very underwhelming... he didn't struggle to use his card at all

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IM SINGING IN THE RAIN
      JUST SINGING IN THE RAIN

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So why does the prime minister call an election? Seems crazy undemocratic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there has to be one every five years. The PM can choose to call an election early though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why is your PM indian?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We didn't vote for him

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I voted Tory and have no issue with him being PM.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            alri literal billionaire with a government contract

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i'm a fat stupid cuckservative
            uhh okay?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            shut up you dirty northerner

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the israelites

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Diversity drive under Cameron after a minor racism scandal involving immigrants (like a decade ago) handed a bunch of safe seats to dei candidates who were all pretty much Indian. Then Boris steps down, party votes for Truss, she is ousted basically by the bank of England and Rishi is chosen without any votes. He's there to job to new Labour 2.0.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ummm, yikes! Chud alert! He was born and raised in Southampton, sweetie. Even his parents weren't born in India.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can choose when to call the election, but it has to be within five years. There was immense political banter during the Brexit years because everything was such a shitshow; I think at one point, the government wanted to call an election so they could lose it but they didn't have enough votes in Parliament so they were forced to keep running the country.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      UK is a banana republic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your dissident boomer party is being bugged by the government and on the verge of being banned

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you dont even have a dissident party

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Frick you, Monster Raving Looney Party til i die

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Our cringe boomer dissident party is somehow to the right of yours. Grim for Hans.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ruins his silk suit by standing in the rain
    Don't you feel bad for him, anon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Water is bad for suits since when?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        water ruins silk

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His father-in-law is a multibillionaire and one of the richest men in India. And Sunak himself was a private-school-educated investment banker. He can afford a new suit.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Needed to wear a wetsuit as he dives in the polls. Hehe Hislop esque

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ooh, can I be Paul Merton? I will tell a joke that isn't funny then immediately repeat it word-for-word. Between us, we will absolutely split the sides of our guest host that week, who could be any celebrity in the world but is always mysteriously one of the same six people.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ooh, can I be Paul Merton? I will tell a joke that isn't funny then immediately repeat it word-for-word. Between us, we will absolutely split the sides of our guest host that week, who could be any celebrity in the world but is always mysteriously one of the same six people.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >things can only get wetter

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