CM Punk buries All In's fake attendance.

CM Punk buries All In's fake attendance.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LMAOOO
    AEW trannies are fricking seething for 24 hours straight

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's worse cause he never mentions that shit fed by name, just does this. So it makes them seethe even more

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf, is this real?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      'd 'o...

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    p good social media promo

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So people didn’t actually want to see him wrestle? Why would he bury himself like that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OH KEEK

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buries AEW and throws a flirt to a lesbian in the same post, Punk is cooking!

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Punk still seething about AEW firing him? I wonder if HHH has been seeing the backlash to the poor Mania build and has told everyone to remind the WWE Universe that they hate AEW more than they hate WWE.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Punkster always gets the last word in, b***h

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Drew will make some passive aggressive tweet defending the honor of all the Observoids

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because he is a b***h. Punk won the fight and had a victory lap, why bring this back up?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trevor stop being so mad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chill porkwheels, it's just some friendly banter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Insane headcanon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao WWE is white fricking hot and I hate WWE. This is easily the most talked about and hot the product has been in over 10 years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is Punk still seething about AEW firing him?
      Punk is dunking on AEW actually. He's in WWE drawing TWO MILLY while AEW is dying because Tony bet the farm on dimeless shitters and the new face of the company can't draw.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Phil’s seething is just part of him now. You had a Raw where the Rock cut up a crowd favorite in a backstage brawl and he thinks his b***hing on the mic sold anything out.

      >inventing headcanon where Phil is bitter about leaving a terrible company with a terrible backstage environment and returning to WWE where he can get paid and work with adults

      Didn’t he claim he had too much integrity to work with the WWE again?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks his b***hing on the mic sold anything out.
        Punk's segment literally did 2 milly. Highest rated segment of the night.
        >Didn’t he claim he had too much integrity to work with the WWE again?
        Adults are capable of seeing things from a new perspective and changing their minds lil bro. Working in Tony's bush league mud show filled with impudent empty-headed children probably made Phil realize how good he actually had it in WWE. And with Vince and his regime gone it turned WWE in to an even better company. My homie Phil's probably in the best environment of his life right now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is Punk still seething about AEW firing him?
      >Why is CM Punk still burying the gay fed he left?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buries a show he was on

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So he's mocking the house that he couldn't draw in London. Kek what a fragile failure.

      Yeah he comes off as a total moron here. He's burying himself. Thing is, the average punk fan is incredibly moronic. So this will still go over with his base.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So he's mocking the house that he couldn't draw in London. Kek what a fragile failure.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much all AEW talents couldn't draw in London

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm confused and know jack shit about ticket sales and whatever. What am I supposed to unironically take from this?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Punk also buried WM 3’s fake attendance after he joined AEW. He just can’t make up his mind who the good guys are.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's not a console warrior, he just doesn't give a frick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on whose paying him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seems pretty consistent, he shits on people who lie about their numbers

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm not salty, I just have to have heckin' callbacks every other day about the promotion that fired me!
    Almost worse than never-drew-a-dime-in-his-mcintyre-life. Almost.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      troony ARE YOU OK
      ARE YOU OK
      ARE YOU OK troony
      troony ARE YOU OK

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still mad about getting fired
    KWAFB

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LMFAO!
    TK Is such a little b***h!
    It’s so easy to make fun of a homosexual like him! lol

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a bit odd to joke about the attendance of a show you were one of the supposed draws on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure you were just as weirded out when Ospreay did the same.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah cause Ospreay didn’t do it in bad faith like Phil

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol this was my first thought. Like homie weren’t you an advertised attraction on that same show you’re roasting?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread really got the mutants boiling kek, you're not sliding this one. We're going back to page 1.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WWE is famous for its honesty when reporting attendance numbers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      huh wat u mean?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek what a back tracking b***h

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking schizo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet his lawyer called him to tell him to shut up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >His gimmick is they pay him $2m a year to pop attendance in Chicago 3 times a year
      What the frick is with Punk

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's not backtracking moron, he's literally saying in that post that aew lied about wembley

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >as wwe is less than two weeks away from an event they lie about the attendance for every year
        bravo punk!

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Punk still seething about AEW

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He fricked Larry?

      Strange thing to post.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He fricks Larry more than AJ

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He fricked Larry?

      Strange thing to post.

      He fricks Larry more than AJ

      He must have a really small dick to frick a dog that size

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mr
    >I'm online
    >I don't talk to the sheets
    He's such an unrelenting homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s confirmed he does talk to dirtsheets

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no shit,you also have to be too online to know about turnstile discourse.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does Hausman really count as a dirtsheet?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He talked to Fightful and Hausman lmao. Remember when they got “his side” inmediately after the Braw Out and Braw In only for him to backtrack a day later both times?

          He only hates dirtsheets when they don’t work out in his favor.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It’s confirmed he talks to dirtsheets because the dirtsheets told me so

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >So massively bitter he buries a show he opened
    Phils such a mentally ill teenage girl

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you look into the reflection of the payphone, you'll see punks tattoos, and if you look even closer. It's tattoos, reflect the way he left aew. Don't you get it. Its obvious

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TINY CON BTFO AGAIN!

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based punk tagging the lesbian trying to convert her

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CM Punk just made everyone in this thread interesting. pretty based.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Punk is the best

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    definitely not bitter about getting fired and having to go crawling back the the fed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >inventing headcanon where Phil is bitter about leaving a terrible company with a terrible backstage environment and returning to WWE where he can get paid and work with adults

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no 3 milly punk?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    genuinely pathetic how WWE is begging AEW fans to watch their show because they now have the guy that ruined AEW. S to spit

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know about the rest of this seething snarky instagram posting but I do find it funny that variations of "hot dog and an handshake" are alive and well.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, in chicago putting ketchup on hot dogs is really wrong. Espically if its a fully dressed chicago dog. Thats all there is to it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >another moronic "food wrong meme"
        homie, why do you care what other people make their shit out of and how?
        I put pineapple on my hot dogs, just like on my pizzas. How about that? You know why? Because I like it that way, it tastes good to me and my taste buds, and I don't need anyone's moronic opinion about if its the right way to dress it up or make it.
        Fricking deal with it you food-autists.
        You know what it is in the end of the day? Shit coming out of my ass. You can take that shit and put ketchup on it if you think that's the right way to eat it, have 3 fricking chefs serve to you at table doing fancy cup turning and flaming it al dente for you for all I care.
        Frick your uncooked sushi you fricking squinty eyed motherfrickers, frick your uncut spaghetti you greasy fricking olive and cheese loving gaboolymotherfrickers, and frick the entirety of your french bullshit cooking of dressing up the smelliest shit into fancy smelly shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Worked

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm kinda liking punk in his Washed Randy Savage era.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Punk appears on TV for the first time in a month
    >draws the highest rated segment and causes massive PDS breakout

    Kek, what a greatest of all time

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >casually draws 2 milly viewers
    >makes gAyEWtists and Tiny KWAB seethe as an afterthought
    KEK WHAT A GOAT

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey phil, what's the attendance of that wrestlemania night you're gonna main event? oh right it's 0 because it doesn't exist after your stupid ass got injured kek

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >burying the attendance of a show you wrestled on
    Why is he like this?

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Kostas Gangstar

    >indihartwell
    Don't tell me he gave her the sex too, ain't she married to a hot THICC women?

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Punk might be a draw, an all time great feeling, and his matches might be exciting while still be grounded. But he’ll never be the feeling bruv.

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