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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cant wait when we get at least to semis again just to cause the seethe of this loser board, and I hope it will all be by penalties

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most poeple support Croatia, they're the "comfy underdogs", and specially here, /spol/ love them because they're le based white christian nation that should win over le lefty counties that are Black person infested

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i genuinely prefer >our position, we're shit so i'm never invested, while you get hopeful but never win

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        as long as you qualify almost any international tournament can be fun
        2010 was notably shit largely due to the vuvuzelas, the weird ball, and the generally defensive matches, but that's an exception
        but England not qualifying instantly makes any tournament completely forgettable to me, regardless of how good or bad the tournament itself was

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm rooting for a croatia/italy final

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's so fricking boring. their style isnt even attractive to watch

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No national side has played attractive football and been remotely successful since Brazil in 2002.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We did in the last wc, specially as the tournament went on. More murder than jogo, but it was bonito

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    =UEFA Euro 2024 tiers=

    Favourites: England, France
    Contenders: Germany, Italy
    Pretenders: Portugal, Netherlands, Croatia
    Non-factors: Belgium, Spain
    Puncher's chance: Denmark
    Revelation of the tournament: Scotland
    Will be missed: Sweden, Norway

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      please kys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Albania is going to be the overperformer

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Italy isn’t boring

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. shitalian expat

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the chance an underdog wins a la Greece 2024

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Big chance to have a revelation team making it to the final. All of the "big" europeans teams this year are absolute garbage except France and unironically England, and the last ones have to choke because of meme magic

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hungary vs Austria final

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Explain how Germany has more power ranking than everyone expect France when they nt is only worth half of England
    Their team right now is basically Wirtz + randoms and washed up players from the generation 2014

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when they nt is only worth half of England
      english players are valued twice what they're worth because of epl homegrown rule

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >value
      >15 year old Reginald M'Bongo-Taylor from Chippenham Town U16s gets poached by Chelsea/Man City 'academy' and is now immediately 'worth' £2m.
      >world class player who has kept himself fit hits age 32 and is now only 'worth' £5m, despite still performing at top level
      Transfermarkt guessing is not a measure of quality or ability.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But this is obvious mate, a young player will have more value than a 32y one because even though the oldest one is a better play right now he's already in the end of the line and the younger one have the potential to be much better in the future. The value is based on speculation.
        >Transfermarkt guessing is not a measure of quality or ability.
        Of course not, if it was we would have beaten Croatia lmao, but still, is undeniable that is a good parameter to start a conversation.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most teams are on regeneration phase except England,France,Portugal and Germany. Even Belgium use frickin Wout Faes as starter defender

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huh

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Germany
    >finalists
    Good joke
    We will somehow escape our group only to get knocked out in R16

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wrong
      we’re back for real

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off Pierre.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we will humiliate germany in the third place game

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dutchbros how we feelin'?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty cancerbad, our defense is solid with the exception of ...blind..., but our forwards are utter shit, Memphis is washed up af and the rest is utter garbage.

      It's no bueno for us this year

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        trust in bobo

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Doucheland
    >Frogce
    >Neverscorelands
    >Asspain
    >Shitaly
    >lelgium
    >nowaytia
    >dumpmark

    England and Portugal in the final 100%

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah, Portugal has an abysmal rate of 12% finals reached per tournaments played, WC + Euros

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I look forward to my co-workers telling me that the Muttschaft crashed and failed in the group stage once again.
    One day, we will see thew return of the German National Team, but this day is still far away.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kys

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron

        please be nicer bros

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're underestimating sPAIN. Theyre getting into the finals

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Typical french arrogance

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Germany
    >France

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UEFA "We Europeans 2024" European Championship

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pretty good list but holland is a bit too highly rated. ukraine is my dark horse they will get massive refball and have a couple of decent players.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ukraine finna boutta gonna NOT gonna be qualified.... heh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we both know THEY are not gonna let that happen

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >seething for 8 years

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always get a semi, but maybe applying the choke master will actually turn me into a finalist. Maybe even beyond, maybe I'll finally reach.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    consider this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This happens literally every time to the point I don't even care when I see it any more
      Yes it just makes sense to get all your marketing shit in place before the final actually happens cause you don't want a big delay
      Even underdogs do this because the marketing israelites know it makes sense

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whoops, wrong chart.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the return of Yugoslavia

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Frafrica again
    please not

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we WILL go out in our first tricky game (probs quarter final, maybe semi if we get a good draw)
    we WILL get 7 points in the group stage
    we WILL look great in one match and never recreate that in the rest of the tournament
    we WILL start jordan fricking henderson

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finalists
    >le heckin lost to albania
    can't wait for big kek moments

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope England loses to Serbia
    t. Croat from Prague

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We play one good game and now all over sudden we are favorites.
    Pump the breaks man

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