Dodgers @ Padres - Opening Day: Seoul Edition

This season, Major League Baseball will open up the season with two games in Seoul, South Korea between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the San Diego Padres as part of the MLB World Tour. MLB has done this before with games in Japan, Puerto Rico, Mexico, and Australia, but this is the first time that Korea will host a MLB game. For the Dodgers, LA has spent over a billion dollars on acquiring two Japanese superstars in the form of two-way player, Shohei Ohtani and pitcher, Yoshinobu Yamamoto. For the Padres, San Diego cut down on their budget by trading away outfielder, Juan Soto to the Yankees as a rental, but were able to make a trade for pitcher, Dylan Cease from the White Sox last week. The game will also serve as a homecoming to Padres shortstop, Ha-Seong Kim.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    doyers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's los doyers dumbass

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dodgers Lineup:

    1. Mookie Betts SS
    2. Shohei Ohtani DH
    3. Freddie Freeman 1B
    4. Will Smith C
    5. Max Muncy 3B
    6. Teoscar Hernandez LF
    7. James Outman CF
    8. Jason Heyward RF
    9. Gavin Lux 2B
    P Tyler Glasnow

    Padres Lineup:

    1. Xander Bogaerts 2B
    2. Fernando Tatis Jr. RF
    3. Jake Cronenworth 1B
    4. Manny Machado DH
    5. Ha-Seong Kim SS
    6. Jurickson Profar LF
    7. Luis Campusano C
    8. Tyler Wade 3B
    9. Jackson Merrill CF
    P Yu Darvish

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Wade gets the nod over Pauley I am going to bed. Frick this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alright frick you Schildt. Pissing me off game 1. See you guys in the morning

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this a regular season game, like one of the 162, or is it just an exhibition match?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These games are part of the regular season, yes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, these 2 games are regular season games. The two teams will switch home and away for the 2nd game.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Choosing Wade over Pauley is a crime. Also Chadres!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SAN DIEGO LOVES THE DODGERS!!

      SAN DIEGO LOVES THE DODGERS

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tie me to a missile and fire it at Chavez Ravine. I am ready.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gross

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/39768912/police-no-bomb-found-threat-dodgers-padres-seoul
    Kek

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    doggies dooos

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would MLB have games in a country where baseball is the 4th most popular sport?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Baseball and Hockey shits all over Scripted football and Blackball x100. Playoffs baseball is Kino of all accord.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My Seattle Mariners would bootyblast both these shit teams btw.

        Dumb patchoposter

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yu Darvish is the protagonist tonight not ohtani not anyone on the dodgers and most certainly not GLASGOW.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just woke up, should I crack open a beer?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wut kind of beer? Maybe a energy drink. I got some sugar free redbulls with me rn.

      Yu Darvish is the protagonist tonight not ohtani not anyone on the dodgers and most certainly not GLASGOW.

      I think Yu will do fine, if he can give us 6 innings or 7, we win. Sucks he got hurt towards the end of the season with no run support whatsoever. Love my Yu, even if everyone gives him shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based /sip/ chad. I'm about to crack open an amber (strawberry+apricot) Red Beezy myself.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm expecting better than fine. 14 Ks 2 hits. Total dodger implosion as they try to pass it off an exhibition. They're good at the excuses.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Estrada and Cosgrove have me feeling blushing this season. Matsui looking good too, oh yeah, we have Wandy and Vasquez. I never seen King pitch but I'm quire excited for this season.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's too early, wait until 3am.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm drinking Modelo mixed with Jameson for this one. Chugged a redbull before. We're locked in

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm holding off on getting trashed until March Madness starts.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Floorsqueak sucks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        March Madness rules. Degenerate gambling, getting drunk from morning until night, and bellowing at the TV all day long.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    besbol time 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I ignored baseball for 33 years until the fischer price pitch clock made the sport watchable

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are anime posters so cute and kissable?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post stream for these meme teams

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uh, anon, simply tune your television to your regional sports channel Spectrum™ LA?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/dylanohernandez/status/1770347196250050860

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm hyped bros

    shit I only have like 15 minutes to cook this steak. brb

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't have a television next to the grill
      Doubles as a gas heater too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all good. my steak is ready 🙂

        https://i.imgur.com/PL9tio5.jpg

        This season, Major League Baseball will open up the season with two games in Seoul, South Korea between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the San Diego Padres as part of the MLB World Tour. MLB has done this before with games in Japan, Puerto Rico, Mexico, and Australia, but this is the first time that Korea will host a MLB game. For the Dodgers, LA has spent over a billion dollars on acquiring two Japanese superstars in the form of two-way player, Shohei Ohtani and pitcher, Yoshinobu Yamamoto. For the Padres, San Diego cut down on their budget by trading away outfielder, Juan Soto to the Yankees as a rental, but were able to make a trade for pitcher, Dylan Cease from the White Sox last week. The game will also serve as a homecoming to Padres shortstop, Ha-Seong Kim.

        Let's goooooooooooooooo DOYERS!

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looking forward to seeing Chan Ho Park throw out the first pitch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, I love oldboy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dont you mean Parkman?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Parkman? Hey buster do I look like a valet?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Garbage sport for geriatrics

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buenos días

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buen Día, Bendición

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are the poodres gonna wear a patch honoring Seidler for the season?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like it

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hate to say it but I've got a bad feeling

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      relax

      Seems like it

      that's good. I didn't spot it earlier.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It took me 3 different alarms to wake up, but here we are

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's 46° out here it's TOO COLD for doyars bazebowl.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I woke up 6:50 AM to see this
    Better be good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning Brazil

      where is soto

      I got bad news bro

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good morning United States

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im starting darvish on my fantasy team. Wish me luck everyone

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Popcorn made at 3 am in the morning. Let the games begin!

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy Shit Baseball is So Fricking Back

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Korean series
    >Most of the ESPN coverage is about Japanese players
    Damn, Korea has been absolutely blown out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Darvish is great when locked in, terrible when he's not
      >the same can be said of Ohtani
      Whatever happens, people are in for a disappointment

      They actually seem to like Ohtani. Now if this was Ichiro...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where is soto

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He got left behind in training camp

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_Repatriation

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I predict a win for Padres.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Padres broadcast is already waaay better than ESPN. Frick ESPN

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Streams are broken so espn it is

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Welp, the first pitch sucked

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I predict that Darvish lasts 5 innings

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mookie WALK

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Mookie get sent back?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why did Mookie get sent back?
      Racism

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      poodres cheating already

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Joehawks

    umpchads what are you doin

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Umpball already

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is going on

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That was a strike. Umps selling. Of course. Oh well, at least we got mookie out.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 batters into the season
    >umps already fricking up

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao Ohtani
    Well, at least he reached base for a change

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Top distances
    >11 feet

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thread is moving at such a moderate pace everyone will notice I'm gay.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MY SPORTS PACKAGE WENT BLANK WHEN THE GAME STARTED AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yay Yu survived even with umps fricking him.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Mookie called back?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Umpire mask hit the catcher while throwing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that seems exploitable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reffies wanted to give pads a chance at the double play; they still could not capitalize

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      poodres spent the last of seidler's money on the umps

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And it's an absolute SOVLESS game for the dodgers!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Glasnow

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Breaking news: Tatís confirmed to have fricked a butt during the off season.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    N I N O C A C A
    I
    N
    O
    C
    A
    C
    A

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mookie was sent back because the ump is a moron and got in the way if the catchers throw

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ..........I see the game is being broadcast on espn.....

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cronenshit

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1,2,3 easy

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1 inning
    >ZERO hits
    When is MLB going to do something about the lack of offense?

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ohtani was a one-season wonder;;

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna be one of THOSE games huh

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stream pl0x

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mlb.tv

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://the.streameast.app/mlb/san-diego-padres-los-angeles-dodgers/24562976

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      espn3.net

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do i bag me a qt korean cheerleader gf lads?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chloroform, balls, luck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you shave jawbones down to size?

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ummm yea its lookin like my jankees would booty blast both these shit teams

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      right field doyer stadium wall booty blasts the stankees

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will say the same thing about my SOVLFUL Dbacks. good luck to the Yankees this year anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        u2 fren

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    munce

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NO-NO OVER
    YU A SHIT

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >munce steal
    H-he's fast!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that porky fricker can hustle

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's the momentum he builds. one of a kind

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh yeah, baseball is fricking boring as shit. 700 million dollar man almost made me forget

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can leave the thread any time <3

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Darvish's control so fricking bad today?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ghost of Snell

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YU FALLING APART. This guy has PTSD or something. Same thing happens every big game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My boy survived. Apologize.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >outman
    >not a pitcher

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >outman
      >He (flies) out, man!

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gayward

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    False alarm

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i share heritage with darvish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cyprus belongs to Greece

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i am Iranian immigrant

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          do you want to stay there or do you want to make it to another country?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          draft dodger?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            third pick

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    first >risp of the season

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first pitch swing

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Darvish, more like, whirling dervish
    Haha

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whose idea was it to have a major league baseball game in the middle of the fricking night

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was my idea

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me, I came up with it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My bad anon, MLB came to me with the idea, I just gave them the thumbs up. I wasn't thinking about you.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hot Sun King? That's his nickname? First time I've heard it.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ha-shit kim

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever came up with the idea of a night game in Seoul is a genius

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yippee baseball is back

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based commentator talking about how much food he's eating

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Taiwan has cheerleaders
    >Korea has cheerleaders
    >Japan has cheerleaders (Koshien) and beer girls in the stands
    Why can't we have hot chicks dancing during the game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's haram to objectify women in 2024

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But football and basketball have them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Same reason they had to remove grid girls. Blame "western sensibilities".

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Iranian and Turkish culture leave little to be desired as you well know given your presence here.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You should try some turkish grilled chicken. Also, their tea is pretty good

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have been to Antalya. It had the best food, along with Greece, and most beautiful women in the interior of the Mediterranean.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is the appeal of baseball?
    it's even semen slurper than football

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down Kim, it's only the 2nd inning

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's like Samsung

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both great sports actually

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what the frick is the appeal of baseball?
      It's on everyday, so you can listen to it while you do wagie things.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some quality officiating early on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's called umpiring chud

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okie ty ump, also FRICK. Nice try campy.

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Umpball already makin me seethe

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just ate a pound of tri-tip and now I'm sleepy

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    umpGODS

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Barksdale is shit man. Consistently giving awat the bottom sixth of the zone. Also can both these teams stop with the first-pitch outs FFS this is a slurpfesr

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    umpball bussin ngl its litty fr fr

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >umpball bussin ngl its litty fr fr
      cap

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fried chicken

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yo Orel with the drip. He got that shit on fr

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mookey = dookey

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dookie butts

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ohtani's wife has a korean boyfriend

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ohtani's wife a cute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is she the middle one?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There she is

        Ohtani's wife a cute

        i thought that was his mom

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There she is

      So this is the kawaii I've heard so much about

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what y'all tryna do
    24 karat magic in the aaaaaaiaaiaarr

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mrs. Ohtani is a bit of a qt if im being quite honest family.

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There she is

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DOYERTANI
    ENTERS
    AND STEALS A BAG

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >masahiros wife > ohtanis wife

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YESSSSS
    GOATANI HIT AND STEAL

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    POP POP IT'S SHOTIME (SHOTIME)

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ohtani will join the 30/30 club this year

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like 50/50 club. Pitching was holding him back

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UUUUUUUMMMMMMMPPPPPPP!!!!

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can the Japanese lawyer bomb the fricking ump instead

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ummmmpppsssssss. Stop screwing us over.

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yu DarvBUST

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if Goatani steals third I'm gonna break no-fap March

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me

    those korean songs and a person on mic is distracting/annoying

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, it's very obnoxious.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not just you
      If this was the entire stadium it would be forgivable, but it's just that one section not reading the room

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >throws sinker
    >it flies over the top
    ????????

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >poodres lost their pitching
    >yu looks terrible in his first game
    They will win 68 games

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      let's get in that pen early, lads

      he's old and still a solid pitcher going against a stacked lineup.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well theres him, Musgrove, Cease, who else?
        They should've kept at least Lugo to get a solid rotation

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just checked it and both lugo and wacha are at the royals
          Lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We have Estrada, King, Cease and Wandy Peralta. Our BP is a significant upgrade over last year. Also that ump screwed Yu, he painted.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He had to get 4 outs that inning just like Glasnow did in the last half frame. He's not sharp but Barksdale is a blind b***h

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uh oh Yu is about to blow

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everywhere I go they be like
    >oo that's so plaaayer

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here comes the script.

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all these walks
    It's like Snelly is still here!

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna be a fricking squeaker through 5/6 before Dodgers pour it on against the BP. Seen this one too many times. Maybe we'll get to see King's debut, at least

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >40 pitch inning

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ump saved Yu, no question about it.

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got out of the jam, but at what cost?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funnee RISP doyers meme

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sit down Muncy

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hate to see it

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YUUUUUUUUU

  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bases loaded risp

  128. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MUNSHIT
    > R I S P
    R
    I
    S
    P

  129. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game has been fricking sick so far. Thank you God for baseball

  130. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the 2hu posting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a thing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kino.

  131. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    doyers in full october mode

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jumbo jacks

  132. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    H-he he
    Ohtani must be having Anglels flashbacks right now

  133. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thank god they have cheerleaders block off your view of the boring baseball game

  134. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well at least Wade can have a competitve PA. Still pissed he's startimg

  135. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're all making fun of Darvish but Yamamoto is gonna get lit up tomorrow

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has $300 million he'll be better than Pu Darvish

  136. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hyun-jin Ryu signed an 8 year contract at 36???

  137. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alright guys, its shower time

  138. 3 weeks ago
    Atropeled Koshien guy

    no bomb and some fun
    tight game so far

  139. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is ohtani ever going to pitch again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Next year maybe

  140. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn can't believe Merrill got to that slider. Bat control is nice

  141. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not fair bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is she so adorable

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pretend to be a half braindead female for jap paparazzi. much profit, at the cost of your self respect and personal integrity

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a ladyboy

  142. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blue - soccer fan in Korea
    red - baseball fan "
    y-axis : age "

    as a zoomer Korean who loves baseball, I feel sad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the boomers would love baseball, but its the contrary.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >console wars for sports

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like baseball is growing? Weird considering Korea are better in soccer atm.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Atropeled Koshien guy

        blue - soccer fan in Korea
        red - baseball fan "
        y-axis : age "

        as a zoomer Korean who loves baseball, I feel sad.

        likely beacuse baseball games are more acessible to watch in TV than soccer

        I wonder if the new shitty stream deal will change it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's hard to watch local soccer teams in east Asia because every good player you have is poached by some European team after 1-2 years of playing.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Atropeled Koshien guy

            not that, its the fact that european soccer is heavly paywalled beacuse broadcast companys know people want watch it

            Cant do that because of woke

            im not talking just about the cuties anon, i mean the music and the soccer-like cheering

            MLS is a majority progressive/woke fan league and still manage to have cheering better that you cant find MLB nowadays, maybe execpt by the As but fisher wants As to go vegas

            Yeah agreed. The MLB cheer squads are pitiful in comparison

            Exepct by As, i am sure no team should have

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I should differentiate team-run cheer sections from fan-run, but yeah, A's are soul

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isnt this saying zoomers like baseball way more? Why would you be sad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      none of these people are real fans anyway, just trend followers
      also I don't trust a single thing that comes out of a Korean bugperson, all they care about is their image, their entire personalities are fake.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this chart has something to do with hyun jin ryu vs that korean player in england, not baseball vs soccer itself. obviously the soccer player would be more well known than that fat frick. stop misleading people

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never understood why baseball teams let players be fat. You can perform while being fat, but you dont get any advantage from being fat itself

  143. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Must suck for them tbh
    You are at a team that at least dreams of playoffs, maybe a West title If everybody overperforms
    Then you have to sign a contract with the Royals
    Id rather sign a cheaper contract with San Diego

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think SD pursued him very hard. Want to reset the CBT this season. I like Lugo and I think he'll be one of the better value SP signings.

  144. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    machado has some crazy yoda ears

  145. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Merrill, my beloved. ROTY for sure.

  146. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Xander did something! Padres score!

  147. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's still the third inning, 1 out
    Why does this game feel slow

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sky-high expectations

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Baserunners and deep counts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bad pitching + good umping

  148. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice job X. Nice small ball run

  149. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doyerpacos

  150. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >boreball

  151. 3 weeks ago
    Atropeled Koshien guy

    I like that Koreans are using the cheering, MLB should have more of it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cant do that because of woke

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah agreed. The MLB cheer squads are pitiful in comparison

  152. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk how much more leash Darvish has. 80 pitches? I think we see King next inning

  153. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Darvish still in
    Hold me bros

  154. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >poodre fielding

  155. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grim

  156. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dammit wade. You had such a good AB too.

  157. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Koreans love MMA/UFC more than boreswing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cope.

  158. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn what a good throw

  159. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Small ball bros we eatin

  160. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tie game!

  161. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    J-HEY

  162. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shoulda let him finish the inning. Lame

  163. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bullpen Time! Yu did okie but sucks ump was fricking him over. Think Bomel would have let Yu struggled into the damage was done. Good choice from Shildty.

  164. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is probably the earliest doyerwetbacks have ever woken up in their entire lives

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      still up from my fiesta before my day long siesta

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MLB doesn't understand the terrible combination they're enabling: early as frick hours and alcoholism in beaners.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BROOKLYN is a team for whites and alcoholism, thank you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that would be boston

  165. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    umps only want fastball

    • 3 weeks ago
      Atropeled Koshien guy

      the bosses demand dingers

  166. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder if Schildt keeps Cosgrove in against the top of the lineup

  167. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fricking umpball

  168. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice patience by Machado even if it's more ump squeezing. You seeing this Fernando. No more three straight swinging strikes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Manny knew this ump sucked ass so went for the walk kek

  169. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uhhhhhhhhhh ump?

  170. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's going to be another great year umpchads

  171. 3 weeks ago
    Joehawks

    tighten it up glassy, those aint strikes

  172. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Problem?

  173. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy fricking bunt. Profar you cheeky bastard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bomel would never bunt. I love Shildt so much. Great managing.

  174. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BUNT CHADS RISE UP

  175. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lets go Padres.

  176. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SMOLL
    BOLL

  177. 3 weeks ago
    Atropeled Koshien guy

    BUNT POWER

  178. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ain't feeling too good bros

  179. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bleh

  180. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the air in seoul extra thick or something?

  181. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well better than >RISP I guess

  182. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only giving up 1 run there is a gift

  183. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AAIIEEEEEEE CUTE ASIAN WOMEN WITH CUTE LITTLE BUTTRUU

  184. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not too bad all things considered

  185. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bases loaded
    >0 outs
    >only manage 1 run
    kek poodres

  186. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek doyers season over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ohtani can't win with these cats

  187. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wade knows he ain't making it to thr team. Let pauley play, cowards.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut your mouth, fricker.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wade is fine as a bench piece for now

  188. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason I thought opening day was this weekend because this series is a regular season series.

  189. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sogay

  190. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay wade that was pretty good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed.

  191. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wade I kneel

  192. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've got a lotta trepidation about Cosgrove vs top of the lineup. Padres lefty options ass besides Matsui (potentially)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Cosgrove went like 20 scoreless inning when he first debuted, I love Cosgrove. They should bring in Alex Jakob.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's okay. Probably better than Hill

  193. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ohtani keeps getting Mookie out

  194. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    totally forgot about this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's been a comfy game so far. Fun crowd too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice to watch some ball with my morning tea.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm about to go to work but this has been comfy. Good game so far but it needs more camera shots of cute asian butts

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Too flat, bazebol in bundaland when?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            OUR philadelphia iggles will be there to open then NFL season

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Really? Well Seattle should be a part of that international game too.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's vs the Browns

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cincinnati really inspires the globe that makes sense.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can't wait for that, NFL finally having a game in sudacaland will be sovl

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I dont understand how the owners allow this. The season is 17 games, playing a game abroad has more repercussions than if your season is 82 or 162 games.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The NFL has been more lax about scheduling international games since they added the extra game so teams can still have 8 home and away games
            Plus if teams go to a place like germany or england their bye week might be scheduled after the game

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's interesting.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have a good one, anon.

  195. 3 weeks ago
    Atropeled Koshien guy

    oof that hurt

  196. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1 billion dollars to hit into force outs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No-Play Oh-Tommy Johnny

      It’s over for this chump.

  197. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just woke up bros go doyers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's time to mow my lawn paco

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Scrub my toilets and I'll mow your lawn, deal?

  198. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting tactics from Shidlty..... I think bomel would have let our pitchers suffer til the damage is done.

  199. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will say Schildt with a quick hook is much more preferable to lazy ass Bob

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The times he let Garcia pitch and let's him get scorched til the damage is already done drives me so crazy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He seems like he was a product of a good FO more than anything in Oakland. I don't hate him or really care that he's in the division, I was just supremely unimpressed with his work

  200. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baseball. Thank You Allah For Basebol

  201. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Padgers!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the broship meme is real!

  202. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will root for Schildt this season. A victim of my berdinals stinky front office.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The vaunted Cardres broship. . .

  203. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder how Dodgers will deal with teams throwing only LHPs at them

  204. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Muncy…(◞‸◟)

  205. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how many californians are mad at getting the opening day at 3 am

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all of them, i hope.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Atropeled Koshien guy

      all of them, i hope.

      does they dont even care regular season games knowing they will go playoffs?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile in Oregon we LOVE rising early for international baseball. Just send the Mariners next time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's gay, this game should've been at like 8 or 10pm our time and tomorrow's game could've been at 3am but manfred fricked up the schedule

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      does they dont even care regular season games knowing they will go playoffs?

      I care but mostly for HSK

  206. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glasnow's not normally this wild right? He and Darvish both seem off

  207. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Come on Tatis Jr, gotta be more patience and stop trying to hit bombs. Don't worry, you'll get your groove back eventually.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He'll be alright, 107 MPH EV. Just needs to flatten his swing

  208. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was that Griffey??

    • 3 weeks ago
      Atropeled Koshien guy

      yea gfiffey likes to go to those events and take pics

  209. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too many pitcher changes

  210. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright Matsui. Hoping for big things. Also I guess Schildt's bringing in King after Suarez in the 8th/9th otherwise I have no idea what's going on. I like the aggressive BP use in this game though

  211. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    another bust from Japan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't diss Ruben Niebla experiments like that. He's going to make Cease nasty af

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that so?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If he fixed Hader and made Cy young award Snell, I'm confident that he'll make King and Cease into cy young contenders. Niebla been an absolute huge upgrade over Larry Rothschild in 2021.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Atropeled Koshien guy

      dude wasnt even a top player in NPB,.i am suprised he maneged got hired by a american team even if the NPB was about to throw him into independent leagues or JaBA

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Preller has a pretty good eye for international talent. Seems like a prototypical lefty reliever from scouting the stat line, and Padres have a real.need for cheap bullpen help ATM

  212. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Karl Ravich get hair plugs??

  213. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BOOOOOORRRRIIINNNNGGGGGG

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah, that's you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he was an elite closer

  214. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright at least one more time through the order. Could be a late-inning backbreaker methinks

  215. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *starts the wave*

  216. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dodgers have too many lefty hitters.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's only going to be a problem when teams BPs are rested and, ironically, during the playoffs.

  217. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this doyer lineup should be wearing the poodres colors cause they are poopoo

  218. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lux moment

  219. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Matsui looked good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      inb4 Padres do NPB moneyball and making better pitching than LAD. Just make a Carps or Baystars version in MLB

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They kinda have been FWIW. Went after Suarez and Martinez after KBO stints. Also picked up the LG Twins closer but he got optioned

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, NPB* stints.

  220. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit a strikeout. Doyars are BACK!

  221. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doyers bullpen is going to be gassed by the all star break. I doubt their 'aces' Glasnow or Yamamoto break 145 innings.

  222. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Manny loves that inside pitch. Play fricking smart

  223. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 2 3
    2
    3

  224. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is going so fast no one will notice that I've sucked 4 dicks already

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes 2poo we know about your wienersucking history

  225. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn Padres burning through every lefty pitcher besides Morejon lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shildt ain't fricking around. And cardinal dfa'd him?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cardinals are dumbfrick boomers who got pissee because he said some naughty words in the clubhouse. Whole org had been on a gradual decline since Lunhow left

  226. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Poopie Shartts

  227. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Angels fan here. So is like Betts like Dodgers' version of Mike Trout?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, except he makes the playoffs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is now

  228. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wow what a move by wandy that was genuinely impressive.

  229. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is comfy as frick, I missed baseball

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i missed you <3

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        missed you too leafbro

  230. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do poodres pitchers not know they have a timeout if the clock is getting low?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >poodres clock management
      lawl

      Heh, my Poodres.. they just need more time!

  231. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >poodres clock management
    lawl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do poodres pitchers not know they have a timeout if the clock is getting low?

      It really is Umps vs San Diego.....

  232. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine paying money for a flight, hotel and tickets to watch this poopoo peepee game

  233. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not responding to away facing gyates for this shithole.

  234. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Over 20%

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Japan LOVES the Dodgers!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And Korea loves Padres! I wonder if best Korea will root for us!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kim Jong Un wearing a Padres jersey!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Atropeled Koshien guy

      wow that is quite BIG rating, usually 10% is already big nowadays

      by the way, you can send me the link of this website?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://tval-now.switch-m.com/

  235. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >basement bullpen
    Kinda funny

  236. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wade and Profar having the best nights at the plate lel

  237. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder how long Peralta stays in. Down to their last lefty

  238. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Allowing a hit to Tyler fricking Wade.
    Shameful

  239. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Merrill making good contact. Dude going to rank once he gets adjusted to big leagues. So close but he's almost there

  240. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poopoopeepeedrebros I've seen this episode before...

  241. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >4th pitch clock violation

  242. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more pitch clock violations than I ever saw in a game last season
    >another pitching change
    I hate baseball

  243. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Suarez? Estrada?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brito. From Yankees trade.

  244. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao did Poodres pitchers forget pitchclock exists?

  245. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't understand why the pitch clock needed to be shortened after 1 fricking season of being in use. Fricking morons, can't wait for good pitchers to look like dumbasses and tear their arms off from repeated rhythmic use that it's otherwise not used to.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all the violations have been with no one on base though, which is the same

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We must change change change except owners' spending habits

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It should just be a flat timer too regardless of men on base. 20s seems like a nice round number

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The pitch clock should be cut in half it's the best invention in baseball since the baseball.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just know Ohtani's injury was caused by that fricking pitchclock
      Way to frick over your biggest star, Manfred.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just like the first time

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Does nippon baseball have a pitch clock?
          (I assume you are mocking the other anon)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It increased viewer count so who cares if pitchers tear their elbows

  246. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit Brito to finish it

  247. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Teoscar needs to get clutch right now

  248. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >RHP
    doyers might have hope after all

  249. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's ogre

  250. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    morons here of course complaining about the rousing success that is the pitch click

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pitch clock is nice
      But this season It is too short
      Should be 25 seconds with nobody on base
      20 with runners on bases

  251. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah shit. Yeah don't think late inning was the right spot to bring in Brito. Shoulda been after Yu. Looking over

  252. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HE'S BROKEN.

  253. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >POOPOOPEEPEECACA POODRES

  254. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    brito getting filtered

  255. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2-2

  256. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THANK YOU israelite

  257. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE WANT MORE INNINGS

  258. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >woke up at 3 AM to watch my team lose

  259. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Small ball bros we rise once more

  260. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was that King Charles in the blue sweater? He's looking good for prostate cancer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's my king (canadian)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DOYARS BROS I KNEW WE WOULD DO IT

        In canada monarchs come in bags.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes

  261. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MOREJON
    Okay now it's fricking over

  262. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is this? Like the 8th pitcher for the Padres?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shildt outmanaging roberts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guarantee some analytics troony said to empty the bullpen these 2 games since they have a week off after.

  263. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And its a tied game

  264. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only thing better than the pitch clock would be to ban mid inning pitching changes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At that point you don't even like the game lol. 3 batter minimum is plenty

  265. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there some science behind changing pitchers every half inning

  266. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and there it is

  267. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cronenworthless

  268. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    L U X
    U
    X

  269. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CRONE ZONE

  270. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf Cronenworth

  271. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GG bros, I'm out

  272. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hahaha it broke his fricking mitt

  273. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh nooo

  274. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >POODRES

  275. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PADRES MOMENT

  276. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LMFAO WTF

  277. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Right through the glove wtf.
    >.080 xBA

  278. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KEK LOOKS LUKE HE HIT IT INTO THE CRONEZONE OF THAT GLOVE

  279. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kwab

  280. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen that happen so many times. Why can't glove manufacturers make gloves without holes in them? Is there a rule that requires it?

  281. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DOYERS FIGURED OUT LHPs
    ITS OVER FOR THE LEAGUE

  282. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKEY

  283. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >poodres
    grim

  284. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MOOKIE

  285. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOATANI RBI

  286. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm scoring that as an error (on the equipment manager).

  287. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can’t believe they put morejon in against the dodgers ever

  288. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, unlucky as hell. Very unlucky. It's ogre officially.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BRIAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's in a better place.

  289. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dodgers BANZAI. dodgers BANZAI

  290. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apologize to the Dodgers immediately.

  291. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's over.

  292. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn his wife has a lot of make up on. probably on top of plastic surgery, kids will be hideous

  293. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn, they really upgraded their pitching

  294. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >typical poodres moment
    gonna be a long season

  295. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wilsonbros

  296. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I've seen enough. Give the Dodgers the Commissioner's trophy already.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If the doyers win it all I hope they clinch at home just so rob "piece of metal" manfred gets booed

  297. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DODGER OHTANI'S FIRST RBI

  298. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    embarrassing

  299. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RISPTANI ARRIVES

  300. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sad Padres fan
    lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know everyone going to clown him. Also poor Morejon. Dude cooked. I thought we was going to have a bounce back.

  301. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So this is the power of retooling

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is the the "re-tooling" we've been hearing about the poodres?

      more like repooping kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        haha

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, sucks cuz that cronenworth equipment error and pitching clock killed us. Then again.... Lack of run support.

  302. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the the "re-tooling" we've been hearing about the poodres?

  303. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I paid all this money to be surrounded by bandwagoning kankokujin
      >Boss, I'm tired...

  304. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do any of you c**ts have jobs? i'm watching on my lunch break

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm off today, man thought we had it too. Brito is definitely not a high leverage player, that's for sure haha. Also that error equipment is going to mentally frick cronenworth, as if he's been slumping. Baseball is a cruel cruel sport.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its 6am and I work evenings.

  305. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD MORNING SIRS

  306. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i thought that was way gone didn’t even reach the warning track. espn mics are the worst

  307. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    man, ohtani wife is so sexy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mid af

  308. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JOE KELLY?????? NOOOOOO

  309. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watching a dodgers game for the first time and I’m enjoying it so much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it's fun but west coast baseball is serious business.

  310. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Ohtani sent off? He wasnt tagged

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he rounded second base but didn’t touch it on his way back

  311. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a spring exhibition no need to tag the base you tryhards.

  312. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Joe Smelly

  313. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Poopies jr

  314. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who is going to stop the Dodgers? this lineup is insane

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally any staff with good lefties. Snell is still going to give them fits. My Poodres can't matchup sadly

  315. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Solid inning from Kelly

  316. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JOHNNY HUSTLE

  317. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >poonandoshitis poojr

  318. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We gotta be the most unluckiest team ever. Be a miracle we split the game tomorrow. Oh well, GG frens.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least you have the chorgers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        way to kick him while he's down

  319. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >field a DP ball cleanly
    >ball flies through it anyway
    This team cursed for real

  320. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was over before it began

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      make a webm of that yawning poodre fan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unlucky

  321. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We're going to get swept in every series against the Dodgers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'll probably be like 2022 where they don't win a series (besides playoffs lol)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd kek hard but I don't think it'll happen

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No no, I don't think the Padres would be the ones to do it this year. Just giving them their due

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doggie Doos will choke like always.

  322. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yankees fleeced

  323. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kbo during covid was great. i need a new lockdown to happen soon

  324. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn Dodgers trying to sabotage us. *shakes fist*

  325. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Estrada? more like Escaca

  326. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FINISH THE GAME

  327. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Ohtani wife the New Taylor swift? They keep showing her too much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's better than Taylor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use AI to make the dugout gangbang her and then make shohei talk like a hoodlum and we'll have a START.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but i doubt she will come to every game probably post season she will get a lot of coverage like Taylor

  328. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how tf is this game still on? I watched the first hour and figured it would be over by now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too many pitcher changes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lotta deep counts, baserunners, and pitching changes

  329. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >padres baseball

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn. those jerseys make these californians look extra brown

  330. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone needs to webm those cute doyer girls

  331. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well that game came outta nowhere. Cruising till sudden Dodgers comeback. Dammit Manfred.

  332. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ohtani is a fricking shonen protagonist

  333. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all those empty seats in the outfield
    fake fans

  334. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the padres are going to tie it up btw
    t. from the future

  335. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well at least Pauley made it in..

  336. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So sad! So sad! Offense is always popping up nor putting the ball to play. Always sleepy. GG doe. Morejon is done. See you tomorrow and have a good rest!

  337. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WINRAR
    gg padres so happy baseball is back(ish)

  338. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DODGERS WIN KOREATIME!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we have a 2hu doyer now
      based

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only when they're not playing the mariners

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Dodginers
          What the frick is this shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            'ate nanners
            'ate rasm
            'ate gnats
            'luv me seahecks
            'luv me 'ustin 'erbert chorgers
            'luv me safeco
            not racist, just don't like oakland

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're supposed to be our ringless brother in Vedder

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll allow it

  339. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE LOVE IT

  340. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's all folks!

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