>Drag you kicking and screaming to your worst match in 3 years

>Drag you kicking and screaming to your worst match in 3 years

How does he do it, lads?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont watch wwe so i dont know

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the power of YEET

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That match was pretty dogshit, I have no idea what people see in him or either Uso for that matter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      meme merchant

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YEET YEET YEET
      YES YES YES
      YEAH YEAH YEAH
      OOK OOK OOK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Usos have been consistently garbage in the ring for almost 15 years.. It's quite impressive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blows my mind. He's fricking terrible beyond belief. Shit offense, bad selling, crap moveset. I don't get it. How did this guy not get ANY better in all this time? Fricking crazy.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When will they finally bury this shitter? He only got over because the morons in the crowd don't know any other way of getting involved so replacing him with another catchphrase is easy

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gay uslop

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based yeetmeister another week of workrate smarks boiling because some midget geek lost

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek it do be like that. these obese smelly smarks really thought they'd job one of the company's best merch movers to a vanilla midget fresh out of wrestling school.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it'll be the same when he beats gunther but sadly there's no smark darlings left in the smack bracket.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uso vs. LA Knight will drive them to an hero

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So this guy is wwe Eddie Kingston?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he doesn't look as shitty as kingston but yes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >palm tree tattoo

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huh? What happened? I didn’t feel like eating slop tonight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Had a mediocre match with Ilja.
      I'm not even mad Jey beat him, and the Spear into Splash is an acceptable finishing sequence. It was just, an incredibly average match. Which is impressive because I was convinced Ilja could drag anyone to a great match, even you or me.

      Jey Uso is a remarkably unremarkable as a performer.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We talking about the Gunther match or the Dragunov one?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >pavlov's drone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek lucky for him he's not smart enough to understand how cutting that is

      We talking about the Gunther match or the Dragunov one?

      yes

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THROUGH you mean

    >scratched up chest
    >bloody ear
    >who knows what else
    How many moves did Drago botch ffs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bloody ear
      wow and jey is so moronic he needs to use earrings for WRESTLING

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so anti-smarks have already turned on dragunov? kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek the bloodline pajeets are already giving him the Cody treatment for daring to go against a Samoan shitter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick does Ilja have to do with Cody Rhodes?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tribal Jeets worship Roman and the Coconut Crew that's really it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >THIS MATCH SUCKED
            >THAT MATCH SUCKED TOO
            >HE'S THE WORST MEMBER OF THE UCEY CREW! HUH!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Usos are fine tag wrestlers but Jey got carried hard by the Bloodline story and he's never had a good solo match. It's like when they broke up the Dudleys and APA.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They're just Young Bucks @ fale Uce.

            Tribal Jeets are Roman and Coconut Crew fans only. They'd follow him to GayEW.

            lel no they wouldn't

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That one's pretty strange because you would think Jey and Cody fans are largely the same people.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's some overlap, but Jey fans are mostly Bloodline and Roman fans and they've been b***hing about Cody since last month.

            But Cody has nothing to do with why Jey sucks, Bloodline fans just look for any excuse ti complain about Mania.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick does Ilja have to do with Cody Rhodes?

        Tribal Cucks were mindbroken by The American Nightmare

        what are these people?

        kek finna watch this with the sound on

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you think Jey Uso goes over Gunther I got a bridge to sell you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn't know

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nav is actually right, Gunther will still have a knee injury and that will be the reason Jey goes over and probably ends up winning the whole thing.

        KING YEET

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    six moves of uce and the worst spear in the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what if roman reigns' moveset was on a guy who looked less physically impressive than him in every way and who was also worse at doing all of them. great guy to build your company around pauletty

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh wait i forgot, he also has one of the shittiest superkicks of all time, just like every other indie shitter in existence

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Worse on the mic too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's like roman reigns but when bane gets all his venom juice drained out of him in the 1990s batman and robin movie and shrivels up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now you know how people that watch Matthew Jackson feel everytime Reigns does the same moves as him but even worse

        https://streamable.com/ec0iv9 average jey uso fan

        Everything about that is so grim

        >manlet
        >Phil shirt
        >whatever the frick that meatlocker of a room he's in iis

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Corbin is about to spend his 40th birthday working developmental.

          [...]
          Wait TAMA is in the finals? You're kidding right?

          Take the wrestling figs out your bussy, playa

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Roman has a moveset, he just doesn't use it a lot anymore and even then, he was busting shit out against Cody at Mania.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dragunov is the same height as johnny gargano lmao

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MAIN EVENT JEY USO

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Midcard Event Gay Snoozo needs to die. Unironically.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he is unironically Hogan if 2024
    How do we stop that menace?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i fricking wish.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://streamable.com/ec0iv9 average jey uso fan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grim

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what are these people?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit it's even worse with sound, first words squealed outta this fat pig's mouth are WHERE THE FRICK IS SOLO?

        >I want to see a heel retain via interference

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like FTR Bald

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking hell

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      average edrone if you want to know the truth

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is shit. The crowd loves his catchphrase though.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just me uce

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh nice smarks are upset. Good, go frick yourself

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had pretty much accepted Jey was going over but CLEAN??? YOU DON'T WANT TO PROTECT ILJA AT ALL??? IN KAYFABE HE WAS BESTED BY JEY FREAKIN USO????? THE GUY THAT ARGUABLY HASN'T BEEN PINNED CLEAN IN LIKE TWO YEARS?!?!?!????

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone so suprised? Wrestling aside doesnt Jey have like the top 5 highest power level's keyfabe wise?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trannies really thought HHH was going to book a thirty minute gunther vs ilya workrate match for a saudi arabia show lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Gunther Ilja match would have been next week on Raw moron

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA and he is a moron but Gunther and Ilja should be the final or not happen at all. Having a 30 minute banger on television just for the winner to go on to face Timmy Tangerine at the PPV is stupid.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Awwww well now it's not gonna happen at all LMAOOOO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe last summer but he's lost a bunch since then

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KotR is a pissant tournament anyway aren't the last two winners corbin and xavier woods? how are they doing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both those guys are WWE lifers, theyre doin fine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Corbin is about to spend his 40th birthday working developmental.

        NTA and he is a moron but Gunther and Ilja should be the final or not happen at all. Having a 30 minute banger on television just for the winner to go on to face Timmy Tangerine at the PPV is stupid.

        Wait TAMA is in the finals? You're kidding right?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Corbin is on smackdown and his matches are sponsored by HBO Max lol

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > https://streamable.com/ec0iv9

    I can't get over how fricking grim this is, he looks completely disinterested in everything that's happening until he can bark his Pavlovian catchphrase.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The new pavlonian discord troony meme is not getting over, back to the drawing board

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >piggie doesn't "get" a meme requiring knowledge of basic psychology

        Ironic yet expected.

        SEETHE AEWtists!!!

        These "people" are unhinged. If you swine can't appreciate pearls like Dragunov we'll gladly take him off your trotters.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wrestling figs in ass post

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Vince's BVLL's BBC in mouth post.

            This is only a testament to how ice cold AEW really is. So few people who watch that shit on a regular basis so the grifters who made a living mocking them now have to take half of WWE's fanbase and just call them AEW fans.

            Nah it's a testament to how console warring pigs are.

            >jobbing out one of your very best talents to Jeynetty Uso to "own da AEW Lovers"

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SEETHE AEWtists!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is only a testament to how ice cold AEW really is. So few people who watch that shit on a regular basis so the grifters who made a living mocking them now have to take half of WWE's fanbase and just call them AEW fans.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But I like Ilja and hate GayEW.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice falseflag but evidence says otherwise

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice falseflag but evidence says otherwise

        Oh look a drone civil war. I guess it really is a dog-eat-dog world out there.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tribal Jeets are Roman and Coconut Crew fans only. They'd follow him to GayEW.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    smarks really love these.midge NXT guys huh? then again atom smol is doing so great for himself isn't he?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >e drones defending gay uso
    grim

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't that bad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was worse

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It shoot wasn't worse than like a 4/10. It definitely doesn't deserve the 0's and 1's I'm sure people gave it.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yeah someone mentioned Vince

    smarks really love these.midge NXT guys huh? then again atom smol is doing so great for himself isn't he?

    Ilja & Cole literally wrestle nothing like one another ya sizequeen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Answers to Ojama
      KWAB

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You answer to b***hbreasts, Pigbreasts & Pedobreasts. Vince is KWABOTC.

        >someone mentioned Vince
        I think that was the voice in your head again

        >e-drones assume everyone has a voice in their heads

        self-report

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pavlovian 'no you' response, neat

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >this meme isn't getting over
            >that's why i'm gonna co-opt it

            Porkchop if you didn't like what Pavlov has to say about you then you REALLY don't wanna know what the delusions of megalomania say.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You just did again, good doggy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I AM IN CONTROL

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Someone get this troony his meds, he's fighting ghosts again

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >answered to b***hbreasts/Pigbreasts/Pedobreasts

            No but it's okay since it'll sell 100,000 YEET t-shirts to children

            wow that's nearly as many shirts as Ryder sold 13 years ago

            dragonov having spasms in the ring is the corniest and fakest shit ever you guys are crazy

            t. got worked by GOATnielson doing the same thing

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm afraid that's just you being severely schizophrenic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            OK b***hbreasts/Pigbreasts/Pedobreasts lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anymore updates from the mental ward, troony?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >GOATnielson
            Careful there bud, don't trigger yourself

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anymore updates from the mental ward, troony?

            >Piggies are this upset about being called Pavlovian

            You'd think that they'd be happy to move up in the animal kingdom. Oh and we don't sign our posts here.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fascinating, do you believe this might be related to that time you were molested?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >e-drones literally cannot stop telling on themselves

            kek what Pavlovian self-reporters

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And did you forgive your attacker?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >'no you' again

            >e-drones literally cannot stop telling on themselves

            kek what Pavlovian self-reporters

            >'no you' again
            Good god

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you bring up something that unrelated without prompt it's projection I'm afraid.

            And did you forgive your attacker?

            exhibit A

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh and now you shove wrestling figurines up your ass to cope?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >someone mentioned Vince
      I think that was the voice in your head again

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just had deja vu.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >17 spears
    >8 frog splashes
    >52 super kicks
    >Terrible Rock impression

    That'll do it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No but it's okay since it'll sell 100,000 YEET t-shirts to children

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh damn you finally figured out the point of business

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dragonov having spasms in the ring is the corniest and fakest shit ever you guys are crazy

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    B-b-bros???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the utter state of WWE half of these aren't even active wrestlers

      Oh and now you shove wrestling figurines up your ass to cope?

      THERE IT IS! How's it going b***hbreasts? Still melting down over texts being legal record?

      [...]

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Still melting down over texts being legal record?
        I think thats you bud

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Very interesting, and what age were you during this assault by the way?

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Drags the Russian midget to his most watched match ever
    YEET!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RAW has lost nearly 1 milly viewers since the week after Ilja debuted kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit he must suck

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He filters the doggies who can only bark YEET I'm R-fraid.

          >Still melting down over texts being legal record?
          I think thats you bud

          >baby <3 <3
          kek he really was a simp for her

          Very interesting, and what age were you during this assault by the way?

          >Pedobreasts fantasising again

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hope you're able to get over being molested one day

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >crawling back over an hour later

            Why'd you post on reddit about using your figures as the wrong kind of toys?

            >Blaming Jey for Ijla moving slow as shit
            Every time Jey pushed the momentum Ijla did some slow shit.
            >Trading blows and Ijla oversells and staggers around while Jey waits for the return
            >Ijla goes for triple germans
            >Hits a German and then takes forever to get back up for the second
            >Takes longer to get up for the third
            Ijla was treating this like it was a 30 minute war when it needed to be a fast paced match

            Too much selling for ya?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Too much selling for ya?
            Ilja looks like a moron

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's why smarks like. he sells like a epileptic cartoon character just like all of the orher guys dave tells them to like

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So his gimmick is he's just like the fans?

            >Literally called Main Event Jey Uso
            >wtf why is he being built like a main eventer
            you're all fricking moronic to not expect this shit after people has been complaining that he's stuck in midcard ever since he went solo.

            >Max Caster is the Best Wrestler Alive

            The quality of fake fights are not that important because there's no competition behind a fake fight.
            The meme chant and wigger style promo gives him some semblance of character, it helps that he learned how to cut a good promo but I wouldn't be putting him in main events, maybe the occasional main event but nothing more.

            If match quality wasn't important Miz would be a 12-time world champion.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sup Ojama, take the wrestling figs out your bussy, playa

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's a 100% chance b***hbreasts posted on reddit about the time he used a figure on himself and wants everyone else to feel the humiliation he did after becoming a lolcow for it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Very interesting stuff Ojama, do you think this relates to that time you were molested?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            each accusation is really a confession lmao

            he is being pushed which must mean he is good

            The "mind" of a drone.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did you forgive your attacker?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >cry for help

            He used to say “chicken nuggets” but changed it because he got murked for sounding gay lmao, what a b***h

            kek I believe this

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ojama you still talking to yourself instead of taking those wrestling figs out your ass?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >each accusation is really a confession lmao
            see

            [...]

            , he admits to being on here for at least 14 hours straight monitoring the catalog, he’s quite a dumb individual with no life, even his ‘insults’ end up KWABbing himself

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            grim as frick

            Ojama you still talking to yourself instead of taking those wrestling figs out your ass?

            This isn't reddit. Don't post your fetishes here.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ojama you ever get tired of talking to yourself daily?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bitchbreasts everything you say is massive projection. I mean that in the most literal sense.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if you leave for 17 hours and see the same threads on top you must have been monitoring the catalogue
            what? what the frick lmao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He assumes that everyone is as stupid as he is.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            get a life loser

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > he admits to being on here for at least 14 hours straight monitoring the catalog
            BIG YIKES

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He used to say “chicken nuggets” but changed it because he got murked for sounding gay lmao, what a b***h

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i like how we’re supposed to pretend this dude selling like shawn vs. hogan all match every match is somehow good

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Must be worth a watch. Thanks uce.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By being a tag guy who only knows how to do splashes and superkicks.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YEET

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Blaming Jey for Ijla moving slow as shit
    Every time Jey pushed the momentum Ijla did some slow shit.
    >Trading blows and Ijla oversells and staggers around while Jey waits for the return
    >Ijla goes for triple germans
    >Hits a German and then takes forever to get back up for the second
    >Takes longer to get up for the third
    Ijla was treating this like it was a 30 minute war when it needed to be a fast paced match

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pretty easily because he's dogshit

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hilarious seeing all the brown anti-smarks shitting on Ilja. This coconutBlack person fricking sucks.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally called Main Event Jey Uso
    >wtf why is he being built like a main eventer
    you're all fricking moronic to not expect this shit after people has been complaining that he's stuck in midcard ever since he went solo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Has been complaining
      GMS

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The quality of fake fights are not that important because there's no competition behind a fake fight.
    The meme chant and wigger style promo gives him some semblance of character, it helps that he learned how to cut a good promo but I wouldn't be putting him in main events, maybe the occasional main event but nothing more.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jey can still be massively over but still only work tag matches. Just team him with Ricochet or whoever and have him go after the tag belts. It works out for the best because he can still be over while also actually putting on decent matches considering tag matches are the only environment he knows how to work in.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or just put him back together with his Uso BROTHER

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think he just needs new moves. he's just got what? slaps, samoan drop, super kick, running butt, suicide dive, and splash? all boring shit, that he doesn't do exceptionally well; and is the exact same as jimmy's.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We just have to endure this Jey singles push until August when Roman comes back and Jey gets back together with the Bloodline shit

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shits the bed on his big Summerslam main event
    >shits the bed on his big singles Wrestlemania match
    >somehow drags the guy known for being able to drag anyone to a good match to an extremely boring match
    Just send him back to the tag division

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jey has been a singles wrestler for a total of 8 months after 15 years of tag wrestling

    Cut him some damn slack, Jesus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If he can't hang he shouldn't be getting pushed, simple as. When were E&C or the Hardyz ever this shitty? Shit, even The Young Bucks have maybe a couple of singles matches a year and they're never this bad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he is being pushed which must mean he is good

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: angry e drones

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol yeah we are the ones malding about a fake fight, not smarks

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ONE MORE RUN

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Damien Priest match was fricking laughable and I don't think it was Priests fault

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And yet they release a guy like Dolph

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Usos need to get back together. They can do the yeet shit together

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