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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adam Cole legitimately knows grappling and martial arts, he'd frick him up. I think most people who post here would frick Elias up. I think you could have picked a better example to make your point, that's all I'm saying.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Adam Cole legitimately knows grappling and martial arts,
      So does Punk!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Punk only did that stuff later in life, he should have never done UFC as we all saw.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I bet Adam Cole would do UFC, but the mat's too hard for his ankles.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The most I’ll believe about Punk is that he’s a blue belt in jiu jitsu but only because there’s actual photographic evidence of him getting 3rd place in a 3 man blue belt tournament where he statistically lost every single match

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Punk would legitimately kick Elias's (and everyone on this board's) ass as well. Just the guys we saw him go up against were better.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          punk would not in fact kick Elias's ass. we all saw him actually fight within his own weight class lol. won't debate the part about everyone on this board though.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Weight class is only one part though, the other guys were just more experienced and younger which makes a huge difference. Mickey Gall was always going to be a squash. But Elias has no fighting experience so would automatically lose against even an old frick.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            his fighting experience is training at a make-a-wish camp and then getting embarrassed on TV. he's smaller than elias, 10 years older, and can't even fake wrestle without getting hurt. if he got in a shoot fight with elias he'd get his skull caved in.

            he would heem everyone on this board though, including you and me.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 6 ft 3 and 290 lb with 16% body fat so I would just kick Punk over and there's nothing he could do.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why aren't you in the business then? Dude your size you would be prime WWE talent.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            29 in July, it's already too late for me.
            Then again didn't people like DDP start in their mid-30s.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So did Batista if I'm not mistaken. Don't sell yourself short. Give yourself a shot while you're still young enough to. Find a wrestling school or something if it's something you're interested in. You can at least say you tried it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm actually in the same city as Rev Pro is based (probably biggest UK promotion) and they have schools on my doorstep.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There you go.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Frick it man. Just do it. Worst that can happen is that you wind up back where you're at now. You'll never know what can happen unless you give it a try. Maybe you're a klutz but maybe you wind up being cut out for it? Take the plunge and find out imo.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. Batista, Nash and Goldberg were also around your age when they started.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Punk doesn't have the balls to start trouble with anyone who isn't at most half his size. Dude wants to be perceived as a hard-nosed tough guy so fricking bad but he's a shoot b***h.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe on Planet R

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he'd frick him up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Embarrassing that he is even on tv looking like this being anything higher than a jobber who gets squashed in under a minute. He’ll even jobbers typically always looked better

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think anyone worries about Joe suffocating during a match?

        He turns purple like 5 steps down the ramp, and gets progressively worse as time goes on, that can't possibly be healthy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll never understand how this doughy manlet ever got over
        its frickin embarrassing hes a wrestler

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >jobs to a one foot drop

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based Satnam mogs both of them and hes a jobber too

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's gay as hell they never pushed Elias

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neither Adam Cole or CM Punk move or look like they’re real athletes or are competent in any real form of combat. Adam is built like a fricking child whose diet consists of chocolate milk and chicken nuggets though. Punk has a shit looking body for a pro wrestler also but at least he could move a little better in his prime and he still knows how to structure a match. His body is literally built on muffins and flavored seltzer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can get big off of nuggies and chocolate milk if you bother to lift. Adam Cole looks like he hasn’t touched a barbell in years.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this. i was shoot anorexic as a teenager before i got a clue and i look better than adam cole has in the last 10 years

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same. This is why Adam Cole irritates me because it doesn’t take much to get a clue. Eat, lift, sleep. That skinny fat homosexual just plays vidya and main events while fat redditors clap for it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you're geared up and don't give a shit about your actual health and longevity you can eat pretty much whatever tf you want as long as you're hitting your macros regardless of food quality. You're insides will be fricking sawdusted but you'll look great on the outside.

        As a natural athlete there will be a difference between the look of most guys who built their bodies on reese's and zebra cakes as opposed to actual whole/real food of higher quality.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man. I remember growing up with the Attitude Era and Ruthless Aggression guys as a kid I was inspired to get into the gym and try to get jacked like them. I think Vince was onto something with needing to have his wrestlers look like they workout. A lot of the AEW guys look like they could inspire kids to eat Flamin Hot Cheetos and drink Mountain Dew (or worse Prime) and stream.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tony needs to force his guys to juice

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm getting the feeling that they are told not to hit the gym as much as they should to avoid "toxic masculinity" That and the whole steroid scandal from 2007 and possible 1992 is still stuck in the heads of the people in the office.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        boy, 92 was a pretty bad year

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm getting the feeling that they are told not to hit the gym as much as they should to avoid "toxic masculinity"

        Holy head canon, it's very simple, they're lazy and have a collective hive mind that working out doesn't matter anymore

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    elias got cancelled

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cole got injured (again)

      That's how we knew he was the heel, in NXT... we called him... Mr. Glass!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adam Cole is 6'1"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trolling outside of /b/ is against the rules

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adam Coles been injured and out of action forever now
    Imagine if he took the job seriously and spent the off time working out (and eating steroids)
    then showed up on AEW one day looking jacked like AJ Styles on his return

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So NXT = AEW. Got it

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adam Cole's boobs look like Tiff Strattom's boobs! Hee hee!

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