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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Check out this 15 year old that just discovered baby's first black metal band through a YouTube or TikTok video and now he's posting about it daily

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. Super edgy 16 year old gatekeeper

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is it summer already?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Back to /metal/ you go, homosexual

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black metal is only good if it’s fused with other genres. The KVLT shit sucks. That’s why immortal was based.
    Melechesh
    Dissection
    Antestor
    Enslaved
    Windir

    That’s the good shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Upvoted for truth my good sir. If there are no odd time signatures or droning ambient passages it is not befitting for an intellectual gentlesir like myself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Windir
      Promos good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Rhinocervs

      You're too numb

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. You are. Mayhem and company are garbage. Give me melodies and harmonies.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Put Mayhem's Grand declaration on you muppet and comeback

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >put mayhem-
            No.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Black metal is only good if it’s fused with other genres. The KVLT shit sucks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn’t this guy like the kvlt stuff?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, anon. Trannies wearing Burzum shirts are either doing it ironically or because wearing Burzum shirts has been the ultimate hipster signal for decades. Your average Black Metal listener is extremely racist and hates gays.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your average black metal fan has no friends

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gaahl would kill you & he's a gay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That’s not true. BM gays became libs.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Black Metal listener is extremely racist and is a gay.
            Ftfy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I’m a Legofhtoksh guy, maybe Bürdngleut sometimes.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's tommy end you fricking casual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like Shotgun End

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black metal fans are the only fanbase that is even more pathetic than wrestling gays

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Dave Batista

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only know this dude bought the farm and then some other dude took a picture of it and then that dude bought the farm later too. Weirdo Scandinavians

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a practice place / housing thing for the band, singer offed himself out of the blue because he was a weirdo. Edge lord took photos of it because it was considered bad taste/punk/rebellious/kvlt to put on the ep.
      It wasn't like they didn't need a practice space after it, they used the notoriety to sell more shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        “Bought the farm” is a term of art used to describe death

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, that's just an urban legend. He took the picture but never used it on a cover. Dawn of the Black Hearts is an illegal recording of a live event made by someone that got a hold of the photo, Euronymous was dead by then

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Really? I need to look that up later, thanks.
          Could have been though the recordshop workers or leaked in Euronymous v Varg match afterbirth police searches.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Afraid so, dawn of the black hearts was released in 1995, Euronymous died in 1993. Mayhem was also disbanded at the time for obvious reasons. The story just got turned into "They used a dead body on the cover" because it sounds cooler

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've been carnied by a dead Euronymous. Dang. All these years I thought he put that out there

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did he still keep a tooth or something? Wasnt album from chile?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's Dead, he was the singer for the band Mayhem. He committed suicide and then Euronymouse the guitarist ate his brains and made necklaces with his skull fragments and then him and the bass player burned down churches and then bass player killed Euronymouse by stabbing him 60 times in the back, it was self defense. He spent 15 years in prison and now he is out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't they burn down any synagogues?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that would not be cool it would be anti semetic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn't a nazi at that point, just an edgelord. He became a nazi later on in prison. He's still a nazi to this day and very prolific on twitter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bass player played guitar and his name was varg. He is burzum. As far as i recall varg burned the churches but the drummer for emperor killed a guy.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Haela Hunt-Hendrix aka "HHH"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RIP Richard Lewis

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This was one of the least surprising transitions of all time. KWAAF (kek what an autistic homosexual).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no 5 o' clock shadow
      >facial surgery
      >hair and clothes that actually match her body type
      why can't american troons transition into this? I wouldn't mind a transgender qt like this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're a gay homosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and you're an obese, balding american troony
          I would never frick you, keep malding
          I'm gonna continue listening to black metal and frickin' some tight boipucci

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're not fooling me Tomasso Champa!

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Per "Dead" Ohlin

    >homie calls himself "Dead". Was diagnosed clinically dead once after a beating.

    >Rents a cabin way out innafreezingwoods records actual black metal.

    It's unbelievably the single most based gimmick in all of entertainment history. That's tv, music and movies and sports combined.

    It's like if Kevin called himself Kevin "Raped" nash and started a new genre called Rape metal

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he sucks

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i prefer daniel bryan

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