Genuine fricking retard zoomer here, I want to get into pro wrestling but I just cannot stop cringing whenever I watch this shit.

Genuine fricking moron zoomer here, I want to get into pro wrestling but I just cannot stop cringing whenever I watch this shit. Is it over?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do you want to get into pro wrestling tho

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because my favorite Tekken character is King so I kind of feel obligated I guess

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just do yourself a favor and exercise/shower instead

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you should probably get a clue and look up matches by Kevin Nash in '92

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you should watch some matches with Tiger Mask in NJPW because that's who he was based off of
        you will probably not like them and then you can stop trying to get into wrestling

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Zoomers are too brain fried to watch that stuff. They need to be sports entertained with attitude era brawlin

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah that's why I recommended it to him, so he can stop before he starts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Watch New Japan, they gave Lars a costume of one the their top guys in 7 and thats what those Bullet Club and Chaos shirts are from

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Terry Funk. If you cringe watching Terry Funk it's over for you.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Start with the attitude era.

    I recommend bigg Boss man vs big show and some goldust promos

    King wouldn't fit in there all that much he's more basedboy era

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what do you watch?
    stay away from WWE if you're over the age of 10 or at least have a functioning brain. everybody agrees it's garbage.
    AEW is similar to WWE but 2 hour episodes make it much more enjoyable. try a few episodes but it might not be your thing.
    NJPW is harder to access and follow along with but imo it's the best

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP this guy's advice also leads to lifetime virginity just fyi. it's your life though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and this homosexual is some angry boomer who hate-watches wrestling because he has nothing better to do in his life

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ok virgin

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol you cum inside of your hand.
            YIKES

            obsessing over sex is a sign you're an incel

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol you cum inside of your hand.
          YIKES

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the entire world cringes at wrestling. if you didn't get into it back when you were a kid or teen and it was actually decent, there's no reason to now.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, I'll be honest: modern wrestling is almost exclusively cringe in 2024.

    I recommend you watch classic wrestling from when it was treated with believability, but still had the over the top elements and wild storytelling that attracts fans.

    Search for Saturday Night's Main Event. This was a series of TV specials, of which only a few aired each year from 1985 through 1992 (there was a brief revival 14 years later, which can be ignored). These specials only run a little over an hour too so they're easy to digest.

    SNME gives you a sampling of what pro wrestling was like in the WWF in those years. And since these shows were specials, you get bigger stars, better matches, and much higher production values than if you were watching weekly TV. This is one of my all time favorite wrestling shows and I highly recommend it.

    If you find yourself really invested in a particular storyline you see on SNME, you can then seek out the PPV that follows. Be aware that PPVs are much longer and may include matches and segments that you don't care for. But you can skip around if you want.

    All of this is on Peawiener/WWE Network btw. And yes, there's still plenty of silliness on SNME. It's mixed with serious angles though. You have to embrace it all and see if that's your style.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    watch Rock vs Austin 2 or some other big match, if you don't get it then you should stop trying to get into wrestling

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cena vs Umaga Royal Rumble 2007 got me into wrestling as a kid so maybe try that

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everything relatable with you. I'm currently training but I don't see this becoming more than a lifelong hobby to perform at local venues and such. Do what makes you unique and do indeed start working out. The people in wrestling aren't the smartest and it's a given. Find like-minded people and just make the most of it. It's not for everybody

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need to view modern wrestling as post-modern. 90% of the time the workers go out to have the best match they can rather than a realistic choreographed fight.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At this point, maybe we need zoomers like you who hate wrestling to get into it rather than the homosexuals who spent their child and adulthoods playing SvR and tried to replicate their CAW's movesets. Go for it, bro

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Nash SummerSlam 92

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    watch 1998-2001 wrestling

    t.you but 2 years ago

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the interesting thing about wrestling is all the backstage shit and drama, that's what is discussed most here, not the actual wrestling itself. i'd say even half of the lurkers on this board don't even watch wrestling most weeks and just follow the news and dirtsheets and guy by shitposting just on that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like any other board, not really surprising

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends what you cringe at. Honestly I got into wrestling when I started watching it to laugh at it back in 2002. Eventually got pulled in by characters and storylines and got worked into liking it.
    Anyway I'd recommend watching it in VOD format (google watchwrestling) and just skip the shit that makes you cringe.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have an LTG gif saved on your computer that you share with other people. I don't think you're a good metric as to what cringe is if you like this buck that was broken in by two trannies live on stream.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im on a bean watching roh and have to wait for the main event for mina

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