>Greenland officially applied for joining to Concacaf

>Greenland officially applied for joining to Concacaf

Yeah, I'm thinking based

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Population: 56,661 (2022)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can't be worse than those frick off island in the carribean

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more people than the Cayman islands who we 11-0 awhile back

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so is greenland norway or what

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Denmark

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        should be part of USA

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          vote for trump this november and he might try to buy it again, lmao

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homosexual

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's similar to how Puerto Rico is part of the US but for sports competitions they're treated like their own country.

      vote for trump this november and he might try to buy it again, lmao

      Why try to buy it when you only need half the population to vote to join you voluntarily. Surely Denmark believes in democracy and self-determination. They're not colonial oppressors, are they?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't UEFA be better for travel?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      UEFA doesn't allow those territories anymore since 2021

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peak soul

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just you and the boys chilling on the rock with a cooler of beers watching live football, phwoar

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You won't need a cooler when it's barely 0 °C in May

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should host the 2034 wc

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely based. Those equatorial pansies could never to it on a cold night in Quanutkatuk

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you WILL see Greenland v Barbados in your lifetime
    >you WILL see Central Americans struggling to play in -8 in March

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rightful American clay for real football

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BREAKING: CONCACAF declines application as it wasn't written in English

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is that meme language?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably inuit language, they live here as well in our most far northeast territory.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Greenlandic

        greenlandic

        inuit

        Not sure if the inuit language they speak is intelligible with the inuit languages in USA/Canada

        Damn, didn't know Eskimos actually were real. I thought they just were some larp like other injuuns

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes they are real

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I bet she fricks black men

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She'll frick anyone or anything if you've got some firewater, meth and/or opiates available mang

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Greenlandic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      greenlandic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      inuit

      Not sure if the inuit language they speak is intelligible with the inuit languages in USA/Canada

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fun fact: Greenlandic isn't even available as a language on Google Translate. There are some pretty decent Greenlandic rock bands (for example, Inuit, Chilly Friday, and Anguigaq) and I don't know what any of their songs are called because the language is too much of a meme to translate online.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >KAK
    hehe poop

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're gonna have to write this in English or Spanish, nobody speaks this shit

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy fricking based. There would be nothing more kino than Jamaica performing on a snowy night in the Artic at -25°.
    They have all my fricking support.
    Sadly they won't be able to play World Cup Qualifiers but thankfully conCACAf league is a thing so we might get official matches in Nuuk. Every now and then we have good news too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hold your horse, they only applied, no acceptance yet

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why wouldn't they accept it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sadly they won't be able to play World Cup Qualifier
      why

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not FIFA affiliated. Becoming part of a regional confederation will only allow you to play for the regional competitions.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        From some years, FIFA is not accepting confederations that aren't in the UN. Gibraltar was like the only exception in decades.
        On the other side, Concacaf accepts all kind of semi-independent territories.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't have a stadium up to code, they'd never play a home game

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen worse stadiums in the Caribbean where they play official games. Some tournaments wouldn't allow it but some will.
        Belize has been playing in this one forever and this isn't the worst in the confederation.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Does concacaf allow astroturf instead of grass?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They allow stuff much worse than astroturf

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We are lucky to not get dirt with broken crystal in some matches in the caribbean m8.
            In all seriousness, yeah. Costa Rica plays in astroturf for example.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For me its montserrats stadium

          Does concacaf allow astroturf instead of grass?

          yes a few of the smaller islands use it I think suriname and curacao use it too

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ugh, SOVL
            For me, it's the St. Kitts and Nevis Stadium

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I dont think they play there anymore the stadium I see them playing in these days only has one stand

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            More of a cricket nation

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the sigma?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can TripAdvisor and Trivago do it on a cold, snowy night in Ilulissat?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Greenland is righful CONCACAF clay

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna move to Greenland

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw Santa Claus and friends win da gold cup

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Manifest Destiny is only getting closer

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate UEFA so much, it is unreal. I yearn for Greenland-San Marino/Liechtenstein. Concacaf is also good on this regard, of course, but Greenland belongs to Europe

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They'd be the third best team in Concacaf

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the hell, are these words even real?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we should invite them to Copa America, that way we have another gimmick stadium alongside:
    -Concacaf super wet weather
    -Bolivian ALTURA
    -Culombia high temperatures

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like the average greenlandic word has between 15-20 characters and half of them are double characters. Seems based

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are 2 nations with a smaller population than Greenland in CONCACAF already kek. Can you name them?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are at least 8 I think
      Monserrat, St Kitts, Bonaire, Turks and Caicos, both Saint Martin and Sint Maarten, British Virgin Islands, and Anguilla

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anguilla
      British Virgin islands
      Montserrat
      Turks and Caicos Islands

      more than 2

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cayman Islands
      St kitts and uhh

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