Haaland

Why doesn't he ever score against big teams?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If a player is good, teams will set up explicitly to mark them out of the game. Which is why it's often the unlikely heros who score a winning goal (Gotze, Eder, Rodri, etc.)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Messi scored in a ucl final
      >Ronaldo scored in a ucl final
      KWABLAND

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only other treble winner i remember us playing was buyern hunchen and he absolutely raped them to pieces

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He flops every time against the big teams in the PL

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >scored against west ham, villa, spurs, arseanal, slipperpool, manure, chelshit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >scored against west ham, villa, spurs, arseanal, slipperpool, manure, chelshit
          so he doesnt score against big teams then

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          where was he last weekend tho?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Someone just had to ruin everything with facts

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you respond to the

      [...]

      incident without sounding mad?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick off moron it's a haaland thread

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You were supposed to not sound mad, DSL

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    League 2 player.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he has an Iberian coach with an inferiority complex

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t he flop instantly like Fhite said he would? I was told he was finished, a fraud etc. after the community shield.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this shithole sometimes forgets the archive exists

      >scored against west ham, villa, spurs, arseanal, slipperpool, manure, chelshit
      so he doesnt score against big teams then

      he said epl teams, abdullah

      where was he last weekend tho?

      hungover like the rest of us city chads

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s harder to create tap ins against top teams

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's too easy to neutralise and in games where he is neutralised it hasn't created openings for City to score. Great strikers always make themselves a menace even when they aren't on the ball, he just hasn't done that. Can't blame Pep for that.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haaland has the highest goal tally out of every player in the league against top 8 opposition since he joined PL with 18G + 10A in 25 matches
    Salah with 16G + 13A in 26 matches is #2
    Son with 11G + 7A in 26 matches is #3
    Saka with 11G + 5A in 27 matches is #4

    Haaland stats against Top 8:
    18G + 10A in 25 matches
    Minutes played: 2195 mins out of a possible 2520 mins (87%)
    Games played: 25 out of 28 (89%)
    Games scored in: 12 out of 25 (48%)
    Games scored or assisted in: 16 out of 25 (64%)
    Games with no goal involvements: 9 out of 25 (36%)

    No City player is anywhere close to that kind of game impact as far as goal involvements go

    Foden, Premier League Player of the Season, for reference:
    12G + 2A in 25 matches
    Minutes played: 1795 mins out of a possible 2520 mins (71%)
    Games played: 25 out of 28 (89%)
    Games scored in: 7 out of 25 (28%)
    Games scored or assisted in: 9 out of 25 (36%)
    Games with no goal involvements: 16 out of 25 (64%)

    The only player in the league who's arguably been more clutch against the top 8 teams since Haaland's transfer is Salah:
    16G + 13A in 26 matches
    Minutes played: 2209 mins out of a possible 2520 mins (88%)
    Games played: 26 out of 28 (93%)
    Games scored in: 13 out of 26 (50%)
    Games scored or assisted in: 20 out of 26 (77%)
    Games with no goal involvements: 6 out of 26 (23%)

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He gets more chances as well, so no surprise he manages to scramble in a few and become top scorer.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Service bahby.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's a fraud. simple as.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fraud with titles in which he contributed

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because all he can do is run in a straight line and shoot the ball hard. The man has no dribbling ability, no creativity, no finesse. He's just a target cone for the likes of KDB and Foden to try and hit. Cut them off from giving service and you render Haaland useless.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you realize that he has played with shit teamates at Dortmund and still was a scoring machine? You are just blaming him for Pepball when he is absolute world class. I wish you push him out of the EPLel, I would rather have him at RM than Mbappe as he is a lot more synergistic with Vini and Rodrygo than Donatello

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was very good, I don’t know if after Guardiolel he is still the same

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Guardiolel he is still the same
          I am pretty sure it is just the shit system. Playing with Vini, Rodrygo and Bellingham he would be a stud again. I just hope english people in their eternal stupidity kick him out of the EPLel for being a
          >Championship striker
          When he is the best player that has played in the EPLel since Cristiano

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    scoring is too low IQ, poop wants him to pass instead

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