Haaland is a raw milk chad

Haaland is a raw milk chad

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's getting shown up by a defender

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thïrdíes could never digest firßtie proteins

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thirdie
      Firstie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they filter em so i keep em mad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep up the good work.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it enhance his ghosting powers?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drinks milk
    >EY YO, THIS homie DIFFERENT
    are some people really this easily impressed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The average Man City fan (lmao) is Indian so drinking milk is like a superpower to them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most of his fans only seen milk on tv

        but don't indians consider cows sacred? why would they be sacred if they couldn't drink milk

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SIR DO NOT QUESTION MY BELIEFS SIR OR I WILL SHIT ON YOUR'E COMPUTER

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most Indians lack toes and tolerance so they can't drink milk

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how do they walk around then? that's mad

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SIRS DO NOT REDEEM MILK

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently some people can't drink cow milk kwab

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fun fact, if you see an Asian who can drink milk, then they have a Mongol ancestor.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They drink the piss mate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of his fans only seen milk on tv

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Raw milk is literally illegal in his home country.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    semi skimmed chads would never have missed that shot today

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >semi skimmed
      >chads
      whole no homosexual or nothing

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like he's melting because it's 20+°C

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he likes heart and liver too. wonder if he does raw liver?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is traditional food associated with the peasantry in Northern Europe

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in the other bottle is ultra-filtered water
    he doesn't trust bottled water

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is raw milk the secret to all the success of Norwegian athletes and teams?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >success
      > Norwegian athletes and teams
      Choose one

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's the joke.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >success
      > Norwegian athletes and teams
      Choose one

      5m pop and more gold medals than anyone else in winter olympics

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pvre Aryan Ubermensch

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's honestly pretty awful, public health authorities have been urging caution with respect to consuming raw milk right now. It can easily contribute to disease spread. He should not be encouraging this.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He follows Solbrah on Twatter

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a raw liver chad aswell?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this guy follows all the tiktok trends. Does he still tape his mouth shut when he sleeps?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. mouthbreather

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He eats buffalo heart and raw liver

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As opposed to what?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      UHT cuck

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Diet fads are worse than ever. Carnivore diet is the dumbest shit I've ever heard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Humans are carnivores.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Carnivore+roots+fruits

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Carnivore+roots+fruits

        it's called being an omnivore moron

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Facultative carnivore. Omnivore is misleading.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to have the same opinion, thinking that calling yourself a “carnivore” was moronic. However, I did an experiment where I ate little to no carbs, ate mainly eggs and meat, and I had tons of energy while getting leaner.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What was your diet before? Be honest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to have the same opinion, thinking that calling yourself a “carnivore” was moronic. However, I did an experiment where I ate little to no carbs, ate mainly eggs and meat, and I had tons of energy while getting leaner.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I used to have the same opinion, thinking that calling yourself a “carnivore” was moronic. However, I did an experiment where I ate little to no carbs, ate mainly eggs and meat, and I had tons of energy while getting leaner.

        I believe I have invalidated my opinion by accidentally double posting. Shame on me. Sorry Iceland bro

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped supporting this guy this year.
    He’s been shit and doesn’t score many goals anymore

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *blocks your path*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where are the mongols now?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's part of his playing style.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MILKED RAW

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anti-vaccine
    >anti-pasteurisation
    humans are regressing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thinks the state of the world now is progress

      Enjoy your nutrition free milk and ADE

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Milk is horrible for you, estrogenic trash its for baby cows also raw milk craze is just big dairy losing its market share and promoting a product with less production cost. Also dairy causes balding low calcium consuming countries like Japan have the least amount of balding.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's all the s oy mate, it's why they have baby dicks too. Raw milk is under attack in loads of countries because they want you weak and moronic as illustrated in your post

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy your estrogen bomb moron

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Raw milk is dank as frick

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh my i had no idea milk has become another front in the culture war

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we have no identity left as humans so it’s important to base your whole personality and identity around what you consume

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        VGH

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are going to die of a heart attack at 50 the science is clear

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