Happy Birthday Bret

Everyone, wish The GOAT a happy birthday.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >complains that’s he’s old

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >blames Goldberg

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"that idiot Goldberg made me age gracelessly"

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a fricking awful photo. Why doesn't he dress like an adult and get a haircut

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick does this even mean? Are you some autist who wears a suit everywhere?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon that is obviously some kind of event he was invited to. Look at the wall at the back. That's a fricking publicity photo and homie turns up like that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wikipedia editors pick the most unflattering photos they can for a lot of people

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a based gimmick. They have to use royalty free ones

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Thanks for all the birthday wishes. 67 years old, wow, and still going. I'd like to take this opportunity to once again remind everyone that I could have been working last year like Sting id Goldberg wasn't such a reckless person. He's screwed me out of my best earning years. So gee, thanks Bill
    >Anyways hell grand pappy blow out these candles

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. Does he sit there b***hing about Bill to his family? I bet he fricking does.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rather than celebrate this birthday, let's specifically not celebrate Goldberg's birthday

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope he dies. Not because I hate him, but because he can finally be put out of his misery

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Happy birthday to the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be; the excellence of execution; the pink and black attack; Bret “The Hitman” Hart

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the best there ever will be
      Kenny Omega and Will Ospreay are both much better than Bret

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a literal who and a literal who are much better than one of the most iconic wrestlers in history
        Lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there
      We're talking wrestlers not gay magazine models

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone, wish The GOAT a happy birthday.
    But it's not Shawn's birthday, Anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We Don't talk about gays who posed for gay magazines here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ladies were already lusting for him. The dimes were in getting the men's attention, too. And considering how many HBK ripoffs we have these days, I'd say he was pretty successful. HBK won.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hart dungeon was basically a pedo ring

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love you goat.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did he deserve it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He deserved worse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vince was so based for paying that guy to tackle him as a last frick you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's Canadian, so yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Shawn
      Yes
      >Goldberg
      No, but he shouldn't have worked through the concussion for a month after
      >Hogan
      No
      >Weird Vince feud
      Built to a good story
      >Owen
      Probably not
      >Attacked at the HoF
      Unironically yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >screwjob
      no
      >goldberg
      just an accident but no
      >wrestlemania ix
      idk what he would’ve expected it’s Hogan
      >vince
      no, that whole thing was lame as frick
      >owen
      no one deserves that except OP
      >fan
      doesn’t even register on the Bret tragedy scale

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sergeant? i thought he was a hitman, what a faking b***h.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone, wish The GOAT a happy birthday.
    happy birthday, Hulkster

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homie name sergeant
    happy birthday goat

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Retired by the GOAT

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same energy

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta love the Bretmeister.
    happy birthday GOAT.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta love the Hitman you just Gotta.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bitter man

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