he won.

he won.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He’s fat. Needs to cut down on the sugar.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cut down on sugar
      not very peaty of you

      Nah his whole goal is to outgrind Messi
      Messi will get fat and Cristiano's autismo and obsession with fitness will allow him to keep playing longer than Messi

      >Messi
      >Hanging out in Miami with his friends
      >Ronaldo is stat padding so some fricking mexican, arabs, and pajeets say he's the best of all time

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So he went for the Bruce Lee body, right?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He won't retire until Messi does, dude's a psycho

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah his whole goal is to outgrind Messi
      Messi will get fat and Cristiano's autismo and obsession with fitness will allow him to keep playing longer than Messi

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He could play in that league until he is 50 if he wants.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Messi will get fat
        kino career path for the guys who've won it all.
        >Cristiano's autismo and obsession with fitness will allow him to keep playing longer
        Sad!

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a tik tok trophy?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He reached the age when its embarrassing to say you are a footballer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah what a fricking loser, must be so embarassing to make 200M a year.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        At a similar age Beckham owned a football club.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He has the money to buy one if he wants. He is following his passion and making millions on millions like a CHAD

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cristiano could buy Tottenham instead of Internationale Mariachi Taco Miami FC

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pelé scored 1000 goals.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How is that a thing? You’re acting like he’s a grown man watching anime

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much yeah, just change anime with football. Just in case, this applies to Messi as well if he doesnt retire soon.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what did he win?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ten kwab war

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the title of GOAT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      being the GOAT

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He’s kind of chubby

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Last time I checked he was still exiled to the Bacha bazi league reviewing the underwear contest submissions. Weird idea of what winning entails in little Istanbul.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What did he win? Because it wasn't a trophy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Neymar wins in debut season
      But he didn't play a single game.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who's that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In my country, we call him The Lacerater of Luxembourg.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He’s kind of fat though for real

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do his gay fans always post pictures of him without shirt?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    has he passed 1000 goals yet?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ronaldo should endorse project nortubel

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