>hear my city's soccer team is playing in "US Open Cup". >turn on game. >field looks like this

>hear my city's soccer team is playing in "US Open Cup"
>turn on game
>field looks like this

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's wrong with that?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *cracks open a keystone light*
    yep, thats what they call SOUL in the business right there brother
    *burps and farts at the same time*

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the paint's annoying but at least it's real grass.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick are you talking about? That's turf.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        welp. nevermind then. grim.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Goal is actually the entire touchdown line and he has to defend all of it

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're doing good though, 2-0 after 9 minutes

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would a combination of football and soccer be called?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fooccer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rugby

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jesus fricking christ the pitch paint industry must be booming in america

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we hqv3 mo4e thma s[prt, n4rd

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why does mlels have muh pro/rel?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its like heads-up AI irl VAR, innit

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My Colts would bootyblast both of these teams

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    multipurpose pitches are tinpot kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'd expect better in a big tournament like this

      I guess there is no "big tournament" in American divegrass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good you fricking traitor watch something else.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homie what

          I forgot Butler had a football team

          It's Indy Eleven lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They're playing on the Butler football field. They're not great and I don't think they've made the FCS tournament in a while.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    USOC is peak soul
    Last trouble had teams playing on a high school or college track and field with U haul trucks on the other side of the lanes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bless the archive

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot Butler had a football team

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even into the 00s, some gridiron football teams still had to play in baseball stadiums. Never forget who pays the bill.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Calling CTEball "Gridiron"

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess they are playing football?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my soundies will bootyblast all these shit teams

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