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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tony won

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reyes can still make a run for the title

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Feed Tai to this guy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Boxing heavyweights > roided Pride FC heavyweights >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> poofc heavyweight division at any time

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nigubu embarrassed Boxing's undefeated heavyweight, Fury... He's just so old that he had an off night against AJ (older than he claims/he doesn't even have a birth certificate). People forget he's OLDER than Fury. He's PAST his prime. Boxing, whether you like it or not, lost.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            francis is shit but between him and pauls bumfighting antics really exposed that clownshow

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just woke up and was dreaming about Sean rawdogging me wtf

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You paint those models yourself? Pretty cool. Not into fantasy stuff like dnd or warhammer but can see why others like it

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The AI analytics say jamal is a drawl chuds deal with it

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    why do women do that onions face so often
    what is it meant to convey

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's cute

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      opening your mouth means you're having fun, chud

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    isnt this b***h mega rich and shes larping as a poor person?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf? Why? b***hes are doing anything for attention.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you literally answered your own question moron

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Black person why would you larp as a lowlife wagie when you super rich?
          I still don't get her endgame unless this is some one time photoshoot bs. You gays keep posting that mid b***h anyway.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Black person why would you larp as a lowlife wagie when you super rich
            Your every day is novel to a rich person. Sometimes they get bored of sky scrappers and board room meetings and wonder what it would be like to be a taiwanese man in a rice field or an urban youth doing a drive by on their opps
            And sometimes they actually try it out for week before going back to eating sushi and renting out an apex fight

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >they actually try it out for week
            More like 30 minutes. Rich people can't work or be productive but kinda makes sense.

            im not a zoomer and dont post cringy tiktok prostitute shit. you are just dumb if you dont know if females of all ages will literally do anything for attention.

            Maybe posing on a yacht gets her mid ass zero attention among real good looking rich c**ts.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh for sure. now we're on the same page.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            im not a zoomer and dont post cringy tiktok prostitute shit. you are just dumb if you dont know if females of all ages will literally do anything for attention.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anthony Smith is tired of rising contenders trying to use him as a stepping stone.
    Vitor Petrino called out Smith after beating Tyson Pedro less than two weeks ago at UFC Fight Night 238. He got his wish, and will face the former title challenger at UFC 301 on May 4 in Rio.
    Smith is bothered by undefeated Petrino’s callout. After spending years facing former champions and the division’s upper echelon, “Lionheart” has recently been fighting down the rankings. He vows to make fighters think twice before calling him out.
    “I’m offended,” Smith said on MMA on SiriusXM’s MMA Today. “Why didn’t he call out someone higher ranked? Why didn’t he call out Rakic? As far as timelines go, Rakic is going to be fighting soon. That would be a little closer to your timeline. Why didn’t you call out Rakic or Oezdemir? Why didn’t you call out any of those guys? Because you think you can beat me. You’re not sure about the other ones and that pisses me off.
    “I’m not done. I’m not the old wounded lion that’s just pacing around waiting to be killed by the younger ones. That’s not me. I refuse to be the new Neil Magny. That’s three guys in a month and a half that have fought, won, and called me out. All unranked, all young guys. We’re going to dead this right in its tracks. Call me a gatekeeper. Call me whatever the hell you want to call me, but here’s the fact: I’ve been fighting inside the top 10 for a very long time and have been fighting in the rankings in two different weight classes for a very long time.”
    “If your favorite fighter isn’t already in the top 10, he won’t be until I’m gone,” Smith said. “F*cking like it or not, that’s just the life that we live in right now. I’ve got a career plan with where I’m headed and it starts with shutting these young guys up, and then we’ll go to the next one. My plan, when this is all done, is to not have another young guy open his f*cking mouth with my name in it again.”

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      has he tried being better first? crazy i know

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      leave neil magny alone, hes had a great career and is still a banger, as we;ve seen lately
      it would be a priviledge for smith to be considered a neil magny

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >“Why didn’t he call out someone higher ranked?
      Because... that's how the system should work? Lol this guy. He says things that are just moronic on their face. I mean, he's a commentator. He's got to feel the cringe of how stupid it sounds when he says it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Smiff is such a fricking moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this is one of the title defences that makes jones the goat
      lol lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The ease with which Jon toyed with him was impressive.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vs Alex Pereira LOSS TKO(Retirement)
    vs Jamahal Hill WIN KO (Headkick and punches)
    vs Jiri Prochazka WIN UD
    vs Khalil Roundtree WIN SP
    vs Carlos Ulberg WIN Submission (D'arce choke)

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you look at most apex cards it's literally cantender series debutants fighter each other or fighting a DWCS guy who's still on his 10 for 10 contract and then some tafa brother vs mick parkin or some shit, with a ranked fight for the main event, usually LHW slop like smiff vs some athlete with a mean right hand in the main event

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay and?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >“If your favorite fighter isn’t already in the top 10, he won’t be until I’m gone,” Smith said. “F*cking like it or not, that’s just the life that we live in right now. I’ve got a career plan with where I’m headed and it starts with shutting these young guys up, and then we’ll go to the next one. My plan, when this is all done, is to not have another young guy open his f*cking mouth with my name in it again.”

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    smiffs delusion and entitlement makes him really funny to me

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rakic is already booked to fight Jiri at 300 and Petrino wants to fight at 301 did smiff forget

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just saw a dude wipes commercial

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neil Magny is 22-10 (69% win rate) in the UFC and 29-11 (73% win rate) overall, meanwhile Smiff is 12-9 (57% win rate) in the UFC and 37-19 (66% win rate) overall.
    Considering that Neil is also fighting in a better weight class, I would say he's better than Smiff.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      magny is far better than smiff

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many mutt kids will Bryan Battle produce?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is a cool dude. He can have that goblin face shortie.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a cheater

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shes Actually very pretty if youve watched his season of tuf but youree a cazzie so you havent

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tuf wasn't any good the past 10 years.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This season will be good Check out my boy Mark Hulme Great personality really funny

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >LeafChang is unaware of his Taiwanese Negrito ancestry
      b... you might wanna sit down...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Taiwanese
        *Chinese

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh no... b... Chinese are the most mixed Asians...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Let it be known that I, yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup, never use racialized language or pjejoratives

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Taiwanese Negrito ancestry
        adesanya?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the time line where Smiff just stayed down after Jones kneed him and became champion

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My boy Rosas just needs some time is all

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smith went 5 rounds with THE Jon "Bones" Jones. Gane didn't. Yeah, that's I fricking thought...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fighters Jon Jones finished inside 5 rounds
      >Gane
      >DC
      >Gus
      Fighters Jon Jones didn't finish inside 5 rounds
      >Smiff
      >OSP
      There are levels to this (Corey would have molly whopped Jon btw)

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    she looks like this guy

    ?si=muYhQRecF-lhnx2i

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would you look at thaat

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I once saw Islam and khabib earing a bacon wrapped jalapeno pepper at a party once

      Lies

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What did he mean by that?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You mean what did ali abdelaziz mean by that

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I once saw Islam and khabib earing a bacon wrapped jalapeno pepper at a party once

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick man I heard they boofed it

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jan won

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unphased. Unheemed. Won the fight.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >JAN used SPLASH!
      >But nothing happened!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pereira shrugged because it genuinely did no damage, look at how stationary jan's hips were for that whole exchange

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Great footwork, Jan

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did this dumbass accept a 5 round fight with Jack Hermansson
      If it was 3 rounds his hype train would still have tracks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Main event fighters make 6 figures

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He really showed us the pleasure here

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    be joe pyfer

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Really wish that Francis had gotten the nod because the idea of boxing historian having to deal with the fact that a man with no prior boxing experience became the lineal champion in his first boxing fight is hilarious, this could have been in a landmark in the sport history.
    Now it will quickly be dismissed in retrospect, just seen as Fury having an unusally hard fight in a freak show bout because he didn't take it seriously.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that bum still made millions tho. i honestly think he doesnt care about being a fighter AT ALL and just wants money.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i honestly think he doesnt care about being a fighter AT ALL and just wants m-ACK!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bum vs bum in the worst fighting event i have ever seen

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but they are le big

            Really wish that Francis had gotten the nod because the idea of boxing historian having to deal with the fact that a man with no prior boxing experience became the lineal champion in his first boxing fight is hilarious, this could have been in a landmark in the sport history.
            Now it will quickly be dismissed in retrospect, just seen as Fury having an unusally hard fight in a freak show bout because he didn't take it seriously.

            >just seen as Fury having an unusally hard fight in a freak show bout because he didn't take it seriously.
            Well, that's exactly what happened. Joshua didn't even take the fight till he saw that Fury got knocked down

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the most ducked man in mma vs the biggest ducker in boxing

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did jon leave gamegrumps?

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just like the Pied Pyfer
    Heemed bums through the cards
    We dance like marionettes
    Swaying to the symphony of heemstruction

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder than jan has the best leg kick defense in ufc but Pereira outleg kicked him.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i am the richie aprile of heem

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The boxing schizo is trying to bang nina bros we must defend her honor

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tony did nothing wrong heeming richie into oblivion

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      parvati was the heemer b

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ralphie would have won the rematch

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *gets heemed by chrissy right after*

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE'S YOUR SON???

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alex is going to kick Jamahal's rear leg and reaggravate the torn achilles, ending the fight
    Then we're going to have another top rank Light Heavyweight seething about how Pereira didn't actually beat him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is he going to kick his rear leg? lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kicking the rear leg is a fairly common technique among high level kick boxers
        Alex posted training footage of him doing exactly that today lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stand at lead leg kicking range, take a step forward, kick.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you step towards them with the kick, its a pretty risky move and relatively easy to check

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Power slap doing bookoo numbers in india

    Kneel.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    undisputed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dies in a toy store
      KWAB

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >toy train models
        Yeh nah sorry Bobbinderjeet was based

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        some guys collect train sets, some guys degen rip
        everyone has their thing

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you think about is pisslam really is a fraud

    >beats literally nobody and gets a title shot
    >gets lucky against Charles
    >loses to volk
    >beats a depressed volk on 10 days notice

    Keep in mind volk has been exposed as a bum by topuria. Not to mention getting all his fights in Saudi Arabia where he clearly gets special treatment for being a Muslim champ and is probably allowed to be on steroids

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      after beating THE bobby peen, his rat manager got schaubi dawggy prostitute dana to agree that IVslam deserved a ti'ul sho

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      after beating THE bobby peen, his rat manager got schaubi dawggy prostitute dana to agree that IVslam deserved a ti'ul sho

      >Dariush was set to fight Islam in a title eliminator
      >He pulled out and was replaced by Bobby Green
      >Charlene Oliveira was set to fight Islam in a rematch
      >She opened a new bussy on her face 10 days before the fight, pulled and was replaced by Volk
      Somehow it's Islam's fault when his opponents don't show up and he fights the replacement, but if the roles were reversed you guys would be calling him a pull out merchant. Can't win with you dumb homies

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Islam didn't fought the replacement of the charles islam fight, he fought a featherweight in short notice.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol no he has a habit of saying "no more wait! fight now" then he turns down anyone good behind closed doors, while lying that he wants to fight them (RDA, according to Dana himself )then he waits for bums to become available like greene. It's sad because you know Khabib is prob fat and stressed out because of Makhachev's cowardice, praying to fazza every night "pls tell UhLaghh to forgive Islam fazza! plz tell him to no humble him fazza plz I sorry he turn to be fake one! Is all my fault!"

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i honestly dont care
    i just watch and post about this shit to distract myself from the world
    its fake as frick, whatever

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dey call me mystic mac because I'm gay

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Team Shartles refused to unbuck his bussy from Slamdaddy's meng

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      typical canadian post

      Team Shartles refused to unbuck his bussy from Slamdaddy's meng

      you cannot eat bacon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shartles was made into bacon when he was spitroasted by Slamdaddy and made to tap and squeal like a pig.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    roid bums get fraud checked all the time by actual good fighters. volk is probably a juicer too and his time is now up. cope.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i feel like everyone is on juice. how do people like usmeng and colby suddenly become gigaflush unless they had to stop using their designer drugs?

      also IVslam's rat manager has yet provided proof of why using fricking 2-3 IV bags es normal

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        idk man, mountain dudes are a different breed.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jiri kino soon

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /heem/ 300 main card
    >MAIN EVENT: Coral Springs / Degen Rips vs The Beast (C) for Peach of a Beast Championship
    >CO-MAIN: Mexicope (C) vs THE Bong for the Coping Ironic Troll Championship
    >Finland (C) vs Somalia for the Super Duper Heavyweight Championship
    >Sneed (C) vs CirclesForever for the Estrogenic homosexual Championship
    >France (C) vs Slovenia / Spammy for the Thread Derailer Championship
    >Jacked Taiwanese Boy vs Bulgaria (C) for the Schaub In The Till Cup
    featured prelims
    >Sweden vs Max Holloway
    >Rod vs Colby Covington

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Somalia and Circles haven't been here for a while why are they getting title shots

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (C) vs CirclesForever for the Estrogenic homosexual Championship
      Thaibro would have something to say about this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw im not even prelim
      I think I'm gonna throw schaub bombs into the cage

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    traincels spotted on heem

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just took a stinky pisslam on the khabitch, what up

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how di dis li ni birth a niggie as large as aspinal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it happens. my dad is 6’4 and im 5’7

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it happens. my dad is 6’4 and im 5’7

      Height is mostly from you maternal side i think
      Same for baldness

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slamdaddy made bawdtles into back bacon then busted on his back

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    greater israel shall be born in this lifetime, gane willing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ciryl Gane stands with Palestine

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically how many UFC fighters could Furio kill? I say anyone below lightweight

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      idk man, didnt he shoot a mfer in leg while heeming dudes wife while he watched in agony? that homie is nuts

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe my favourite scene in the series

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For me it's Patsy threatening Gloria https://youtu.be/_po7So0MKq4

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            whose peach ya beastin
            annalisa or gloria

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody if hes training at serra-longo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He beat the frecnh guy, who defeated Artie, who imself holds a win over THE Benny Fazio. I would say he could be a decent unranked middleweight.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >idk man, mountain dudes are a different breed.
    jamie pull up how many of these chinstrap hand-asswipers have pissed hot

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he was born in some goatfrick mountain dude, these dude are killers

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    finna

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pisslam went to war and got kwabb'd by this?

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are muslims so gay?

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does bawdtles wake up in the middle of the night with a thong stuck up his bussy screaming Slamdaddy's name?

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why are muslims so gay?

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was watching clips of this movie, Rounders

    what we heeming this week?

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gamrot? no brazza he hev camp, giv me little bit short guy

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like how that one bong calls every american "sneed" it would be one thing if sneed was estonian or some rare flag

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ali is a mossad plant

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    (C) Alex Pereira vs (1) Jamahal Hill

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically a beast of a fight but also not truly worthy of headlining a centennial card (then again neither was Nunes/Tate, shit happens)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why did you post a picture of middleweight contender Khamzat Chimaev?

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slamdaddy? You bust on back again

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miesha "Cupcake" Tait's "Cupcake" is publicly available

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Old news and outdated since onlyfans. You can watch pvz giant HD beef flaps or kay hansen doing public indecency. It's a brave new world.

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Team Shartles pulled out

    But Slamdaddy didn't until Shartles used his safe word of tapping 12 times

    Team Shartles begged Slamdaddy to bust on his back

    And Slamdaddy was so merciful and obliged to do so

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To be honest, TUF was never all that good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chris Leben? Junie Browning? Gabe Ruddeger? Doo these guys are ledgends

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Diego sanchez? Let me bang dude?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nate Diaz
      Michael Bisping

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you guys remember the first time a brazza fan on here was loudly gay i feel like it just naturally progressed to this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they’ve always been gay but the “daddy” shit started with khamzat
      https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Zatdaddy/page/36/

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slamdaddy broke bawdtles bussy beyond repair.

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=qC5FfHv1Jr1YqomN
    Assuming he can use meth prior to fights, how far would Freakshow go in the UFC?

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/comments/1bh87l0/muhammad_mokaev_ufc_gets_dqd_in_local_bjj_comp
    fricking homosexual

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So many morons in this thread, JFC. No one gives a shit whether or not you think slams should be legal. Slams ARE categorically ILLEGAL in this ruleset.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine getting this buttmad over not being able to pass a bjjgay's guard

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >redit

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gamrot will keep winning fights until Dana obliges with his title demands

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please someone explain redit i'm a newbie i know just tell me
    reddit isn't even censored i don't fricking get it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's sneed

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Statement.

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UFC 300: Belal vs Gamrot

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UFC 300: Makhachev vs The Ski Slope

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any kay hansen updates? last i checked we were all looking for her leaks

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UFC 300: Jones vs Batman Bin Suparman

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Openweight Muay Thai

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brazza i no fite before ramadan im giraffe.

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GSP is the goat, it's cemented.

    Ok GSP may be the goat but Tyron Woodley is the greatest WELTERWEIGHT of all time, yes there's a difference and the stats don't lie.

    Woodley is good but Kamaru Usman's 15 fight undefeated streak is why he's the undisputed goat. The aura is unquestionable.

    Headshot dead baby greatest Birmingham Welterweight of all time

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ufc 300: democrat vs conservative

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UFC 300 will have no fake fights. You're welcome.

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ufc 300: color vs colour

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UFC 300: Tony vs The Cable (IC)

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ufc 300: pedo vs paedo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Peh-doh or pee-doh?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Or-te-ga

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ufc 300: Me vs bong

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ramadan noodle restuarant

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Volk
    2. Max
    3. Aldo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      0. Conor
      1. Illia
      2. Volk
      3. Aldo

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ufc 300: strength vs size

  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Farted on my finger and rubbed my eye now my eye itches

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UFC 300: Precision vs Power

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ramadan more like gayadan

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ufc 300: fingers vs toes

  95. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UFC 300: Natan Levy

  96. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ufc 300: bsd vs basic hygiene.

  97. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Sin of Lust: Enter Frankie Edgar

  98. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The comain event he's talking about is aldo vs martinez

    card rating out of 10?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pic related

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is absolutely fricking abysmal.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If the comain is aldo vs the chicano, that was already announced yesterday. i guess not officially

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're waiting to see if Alex gets banged up or loses vs Jamahal
        If he's in pristine condition he's going to main event 301 and 'save' it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is absolutely fricking abysmal.

        Expected after a few decent cards in a row

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Joe Anderson burrito the mother frick

  99. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You now remember Jordan leavitt.

  100. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UFC 300: Hasbullah vs War Machine

  101. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UFC 300: Abdulmanap Nurmagomedov vs The Pillow

  102. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ufc 300: abdulmanap nurmagomedov vs christian hell.

  103. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what do you think of my UFC 300 main card?

    George Roop vs Mirsad Bekdic
    Curtis Millender vs Martin Kampmann
    Philip De Fries vs Augusto Sakai
    Charlie Onteveros vs Jaime Varner
    Jeremy Kimball vs Patrick Cummins

  104. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Robelis Despaigne vs. Tom Aspinall right now

    How would that fight go?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None of Robeliseses fights have gone past the 1st round.
      Thim Asspainal blew out his pussy running from Blaydes.
      You do the maths.

  105. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously considering being castrated. Any eunuch fighters?

  106. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Z

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Realistically how many fights till another title shot?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        one he's fighting the Cody-Figgy winner for a titul sho'

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bout a few.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly could get one with two more wins, winner of Cody/Figgy and Chito are an easy path to the title.

  107. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ufc 300: 6 hours of sleep vs 8 hours of sleep

  108. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you lot only pretend to hate Aspinall cause bongs run heem

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scandinavians and France have nore power in heem Bongs just make everyone go 'man that guy is moronic' or 'damn that guy hates brazzas so much he's lost his ability to comprehend reality' you guys don't really have the ability to derail threads or become thread culture like that, you're just too cazzy and easy to revv

  109. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there even any specific reason why yan cant have the next title shot or does dana hate him because of the DQ knee?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sandman is still ahead of him.

  110. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Taiwanese-Canadians run weem...sorry but sinple as

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You guys have more of a claim than the bongs do

  111. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Magomedov out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why does he post like a /heem/bro

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ufc interns and foreign fighter social media managers are known to browse /heem/ to vulture our culture

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fake account you goofter

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Proof? Source?

  112. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i heem at fat heem poster ZERO PROBLEMS

  113. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  114. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you now remember ufc 289, the long awaited return to Canada

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fugit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was there for this! Got beer spilled all over me and had to go home to change. They woukdnt let me back in

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how much did you pay for ticket?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          300

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly deserved given the absolute state of our "talent"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man what happened with landwehr? Did he fight anything after this one?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's done nothing idk why he's 35 and doesn't seem to have been injured

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, I hope he keeps fighting he's a dawg in the cage

  115. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I spell redit with one d to relay my disapproval of the site

  116. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to remember the last time tony won a fight

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Started watching in 2019 I literally never saw him win

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        same first I remember is him getting smothered by oliveira or dariush, I guess he beat kevin lee at some point in like 2018 or 19 which was a big deal at the time it seems

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The truth is that Garth, Charles, Benny and Chandler were all better than anybody Tony had faced up until that point.
          The only two top 5 fighters Tony beat were RDA and an overranked washed Cowboy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when he had to cheat to beat cowboy
      writing was on the wall really

  117. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think im ready to rewatch the volk heem

  118. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2019 was 5 years ago.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >covid started half a decade ago

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >poofc still puts on fights in an empty warehouse

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  119. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to believe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In what

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aspinall/Joshua

  120. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tips for becoming unheemable?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      be american

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 genetic traits for an iron chin are having a big head and a short neck, bigger bones are inherently more dense and a short neck produces less torque during impact.
      This doesn't mean that if you have a peahead and giraffe neck you'll get heemed, just that you need to brontosaurusmaxx.

      First do neck curls lying on the floor, just nod your head and do a no motion, after a while place your hands on your forehead, you are not pushing, just resting your hands on your forehead, then put your forearm on your head and then gently push with your palms.
      Do the same for the back of the neck but start from the hands on your head.
      Once this is easy add side neck curls doing the same protocol.
      Reps and sets don't really matter, do enough that is challenging but not so much that you approach failure for obvious reasons, do your reps slow and controlled holding a one second pause in between reps and finishing each set with a 10 sec hold and working up to 1 minute, or you can do the iso holds separately but you MUST do isometrics for your neck.
      If you have weights you can use them but you need to only add 2.5 lbs at the time and increase sets and reps before increasing weight or intensity, when you add more weight lower the volume and work it up again.
      This is pretty much all you need and you can progress with neck curls for ever but other exercises that will also help but you should add only after training neck for atleast 1 month are neck curls with a towel, you put the weights in a towel and bite it and do neck curls, this will also train your jaw.
      An neck bridge progression is leaning with your head on the wall, work up to atleast a minute before adding weight, the do a glute bridge with only your head on the bench, then a neck bridge but keep your entire spine neutral without bending, for the front neck bridge first do with hands, then no hands, then holding weights, then put your feet on a bench and by this point you'll be unheemable.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Finally two things that help indirectly are overall body strength and cardio, strength prevents chicken leg dance by preventing involuntary muscle contractions and aerobic and anaerobic capacity help you recover from damage faster.
        Yes i do expect you to read all that shit, om going to sleep now.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Finally two things that help indirectly are overall body strength and cardio, strength prevents chicken leg dance by preventing involuntary muscle contractions and aerobic and anaerobic capacity help you recover from damage faster.
        Yes i do expect you to read all that shit, om going to sleep now.

        Thanks. Your posts are yet again the only good ones in this sea of shit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Weren't you supposed to off yourself after Ferguson lost to Pimblett?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            kek are you mad because of the pizzas?
            I ate 2 pizzas yesterday too there is no shame in thay

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I had roast lamb yesterday and if you think I feel shame you're even stupider than you present

  121. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tony would've beat Khabib. One elbow to draw blood and the eagle wouldn't know how to react.

  122. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tom’s best win is Volkov, but if you can’t see that he has what it takes the be the GOAT you’re an eyetestlet, simple as.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if you can’t see that he has what it takes the be the GOAT you’re an eyetestlet
      only because you only need to heem 5 guys in a row and know how to defend and shoot a takedown to be the heavyweight goat.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >heavyweight goat.
        I said GOAT.

  123. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It must really piss off heem that this man continues showing why he's one of the best to ever do it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do what

  124. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Aspinall def. Jon Jones KO R1 0:00 (Duck)

  125. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tai pooeyvasa

  126. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *is the actual goat in your path*

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pre brain bleed Luque
      Take me back

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        :^)

  127. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD morning heemsirs

  128. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UFC Heavyweight Champion Tom Aspinall
    Boxing Heavyweight Champion Tyson Fury
    BKFC Heavyweight Champion Mick Terrill
    ONE Bantamweight Muay Thai and Kickboxing World Champion Jonathan Haggerty

  129. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't sleep, somebody zeem me

  130. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're back, francis got unheemed.

  131. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BSD having staph was never real, lol. anyone who believes that is basically moronic and an NPC.

  132. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here is why, rico verhoeven could heem most of the ufc hw división only Jones Tom and blaydes could give him some problems
    Now grab any grappler like gordon Ryan or Jordan burroghs and they lose to literally any fatty in the top 15

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Rico isn't a heemer, and if he cannot quickly heem, the wwrestling becomes a liability real fast. Obviously would beat any heavyweight mma fighter in a kickboxing match tho.
      Probably the heavyweight kickboxing goat if you aren't blinded by K1 nostalgia, while he has a couple of loss, they are almost all before he was 25, and he is 21-1 in the past 10 years which is pretty insane.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro in 4oz he heem for sure, would love to see him heem Roman krylia
        You really think rico doesn't kill tuivasa or tybura?

  133. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This weekends UFC event (UFC Fight Night: Ribas vs Namajunas) will be the 96th held at the UFC APEX.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn they must be planning an epic card for 100

  134. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would be so kino if Aldo heems

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Really hope so, but the reason why Aldo could have a late career ressurection was because he wasn't actually that old. He's only 2 years older than Conor for exemple.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they so smooth

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they so smooth

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this the worst ppv of all time? that's so fricking horrible i actually feel like the card is being carried by KK's breasts and they didn't even put her on the main card

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also in Brazil.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what are you talking about all of the fights are bangers

  135. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"LETS ROCKET!"

    SOON

  136. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lionshart

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Smiff named himself after a giant pussy and lives up to the name everyday

  137. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baldo

  138. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poo Craig
    Moratdov
    Shartinez
    GOATceg
    Shito
    Bumbosa
    Karecaca

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dan Hooker on the left

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      clozafinn on the right

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Conor shaved the beard?

  139. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    clozafinn on the right

    Cover your drink lest you get heemed twinkerbell it's been about 70 bongs since my last s*x crime

  140. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  141. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ayy lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brazilians can't help it don't be rude

  142. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate /heem/. MMA fans are all morons.

  143. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /heem/ is a combat sports general.

  144. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine this girl in the ufc... she would win all her fights by smother from the mount or by brutal boob swinging gnp... why have we not seen a titcow mma fighter yet?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What fight is on in the background

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn they are pretty perky for that size

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It looks like she's very young b

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To me, she is simply disgusting. She has got big boobs because she has already birthed children.
      It's cool if you're into that, and you want to be a beta provider ( the world needs beta providers, after all, to help the single mothers out), but I am more into women who haven't got kids yet.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that thing doesn't even look human and you're an incel. Grim

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn at this point i just want a hug

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a hug by a woman in love with me
          But I appreciate the thought bro

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More please, more please, More please, more please, More please, more please, More please, more please, More please, more please, More please, more please, More please, more please.

      Please

  145. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am absolutely certain that Anthony Smiff is forced upon the American public by the EPSN overlords in an attempt to demoralise them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything Smiff does makes me feel a bit depressed

  146. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE DA FOOK IS HAPWEDDA

  147. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jones vs aspinall is essentially porrier vs BSD

  148. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never responding

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are responding though, you're only recourse is to stop posting I'm afraid

  149. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jones bros..

  150. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CLOZAFINN
    HE RAPES WHO HE WANTS
    CLOZAFINN RAPES WHO HE WAAAAAAAANTS

  151. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heem my enemies
    See them spazz out before me
    And hear the lamentation
    Of their women…

  152. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a weird dream that I was in front of a school.
    Some guy on a bike was presenting his idea that french citizen should have an app that tells you where each foreigners are kek
    Then some kid got mad at him and was telling him he's gonna kick his ass
    Then I started talking to the kid and his face turned into khabib and I asked him if he's from chechnya and he got mad and started kneeing the air

  153. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting repeated use of 'pig' as an insult. Curious

  154. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MARK COLEMAN STARTED THE FIRE

  155. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Second schaub of the morning heaven help me

  156. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bitches full of secrets
    Can't show any weakness

  157. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *OBSERVES The Thread*

  158. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek schaubs girl MOGGED some girl in wedding ring size

  159. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to get into this shit.
    Usually, who are the best fighters?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me and nobody else

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me.
      Forget about the rest

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dagestani wrestlers are objectively the p4p GOATs in mma

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, that I already knew.
        But after them, who comes?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          American wrestlers

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Never mind Andrew he is lidl bit stupid guy and ramadan is hard on him the country that pumps out most heems per fight is Thailand

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boxers

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I meant nationality/race/ethnicity.
        I already know that Boxers > MMAlets.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Slap Fighters

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That is super cool.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy based

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Will I get a gf if I'm strong enough to do that?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not falling for the race bait.

            Never mind Andrew he is lidl bit stupid guy and ramadan is hard on him the country that pumps out most heems per fight is Thailand

            so thais, dagestanis.. who else?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Finns are feared fighters of course though it's more of a quality not quantity deal though very small population

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Unironically american wrestlers

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >unironically

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          boere and coloureds

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some Japanese pillowtap guy just committed sudoku because he pulled out of a fight which is very based and should be implemented in mma

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if i ever catch you replying to the finn i will permaheem you. my name is andrew, nice to meet you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m Andrew frickwit. Stop impersonating me.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m Andrew frickwit. Stop impersonating me.

        You are both my sons show some respect. You haven't even been to THS fricken gronks

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’ll never show respect to someone pretending to be me. I AM ANDREW. ME.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      schaub

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My all time list is:
      1.Dricus Duplessis
      2.Mark Hulme
      3.Cameron Saaiman
      4.JP Bhota
      5.Aspen Ladd
      6.JP Buys

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >4.JP Bhota
        oops i meant JT Botha

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ladd has south african roots?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Flyweight: meh, just watch the upcoming title fight at 301 and kape vs nicolau on april 27
      Bantamweight: Omalley is champ and popular. Watch any omalley, yan, sandhagen, yadong, or merab fights
      Featherweight: Longtime champ volkanovski lost to topuria last month, Watch that fight. Watch any max holloway fights.
      Lightweight: Islam is champ watch his recent fights. Watch any gaethje or oliveira fights.
      Welterweight: Leon Edwards is a good champ but a bit boring. Watch Shavkat Rakmonov fights.
      Middleweight: watch the adesanya vs pereira fights and dricus vs whittaker
      Light Heavyweight: Watch upcoming title between Pereira and hill at 300
      Heavyweight: Current champ is jon jones but he's old, interim champ is tom aspinall and jones is ducking him

  160. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hark! To the vile witch Brie Chandler I cast a curse upon thee! Dare ye not try haunt my dreams again, wench!

  161. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick you poortugal you moronic c**t

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that your way of getting my attention? You want to gobble on my dick?

  162. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really miss when UFC was good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when UFC was good.

  163. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I could go back in time I'd go back to the day before Conor's fight against Khabib.
    I'd tell him to be careful because Khabib would feint and try takedowns the whole fight

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just like that we are forgotten replaced by a young hot portuguese doomed to gather dust on the floor

  164. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    peenoit taint penis

  165. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fart.

  166. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moortugal might be the worst new gay we have had in a long time. Name a single Moortugese champion, we'll wait

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the moortugese guy is a cazzie but he's going to be lording it over us VERY soon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kape is the whitest man in Portugal perhaps

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hes angolan and you're an anglo

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dricus lost

  167. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jamahal will end the poopan meme

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jawlmahawl is gonna get his lead leg chewed the frick up and be unable to get out of the way of the left hand

  168. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every Brazilian champ is esentially Portuguese

  169. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finna heem more puss this week and keep y'all (especially Fr*nce) posted

  170. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fake ones in the thread only beastin’ 24/7

  171. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >binland is murdering cats again

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf b that's not even funny to infer some lines must not be crossed

      This guy gets the schaub kicked out of his leg over 5 minutes feels really mismatched

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will protect her with my life

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Very beautiful fur b how old is she

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Four months, got her last week

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are now obligated to empty tens thousands of schaubs but it's all worth it for the little princess congrats b very cute kot

  172. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  173. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  174. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  175. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  176. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did the UFC brass know that Frank was full of shit or was it just about not setting a bad precedent?

  177. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mmabros... are we cans?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heemosexuals are stepping stones for /box/kings

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Name ONE high profile boxer who managed to beat a decent mma fighter in mma after a late career change.

      I'll wait.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >trannies
          Lol ok pal

          Why would a high profile boxer fight in mma it's a fraction of their purse

          That's not the point

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            troony sport

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            damn i didn't know we were pro-trannies

            The "point" is moot it's a question that can't be answered it's extremely rare for any high profile anything to change career especially an athlete, much better angle is to attack their GOATs for being gay

            All I know is what I know

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Melty mel as literate as always

            No doubt however anyone was broke and desperate enough to do it they would still get a better payday doing an exhibition boxing match

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The "point" is moot it's a question that can't be answered it's extremely rare for any high profile anything to change career especially an athlete, much better angle is to attack their GOATs for being gay

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would a high profile boxer fight in mma it's a fraction of their purse

  178. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  179. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  180. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .

  181. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright that's enough now just stop it!

  182. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  183. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  184. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  185. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  186. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  187. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lovely thread so far

  188. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  189. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  190. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prime heem hours

  191. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (you) in the middle

  192. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    E C H E L O N S

  193. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >40 year old failure with no girlfriend, parents or friends who "works with food" tells you about careers
    My sides holy shit

  194. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  195. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone knows you should take advice from people in their late 30s with no accomplishments and spend all their free time on image boards

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sorry pal but I won't be taking your advice due to the reasons outlined in your post

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S HURT
        HE'S WOBBLING OHHHHH HE FELL! ANDREW JUST FELL AND IT'S OVER FOR HIM! WHAT A FIGHT!

  196. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finna rewatch old Adesanya fights before he became champ any recommendations?

  197. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    REMINDER: Dulgarian beat Rodriguez but the UFC judges are corrupt and the entire promotion is effectively pointless due to this fact.

  198. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus christ. Are you homosexuals going to argue with each other again. Holy shit. Lawyer vs Finn for the 50th time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't you the gay who is still trying to get his chink indie promotion meme over

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aren’t you the homosexual who keeps refusing to meet me at Town Hall Station? Step up mate

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Muslim keeps ducking you then calling you out
          Where have I seen that before

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          town hall got exposed b we heem our mengs somewhere else now

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’m happy to heem you at Chatswood then

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shire or nothing poof

            >moronic french incel
            I'm not moronic frick you homosexual I'll break your face

            Break your virginity before you have a step up in competition that steep

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shire my dick poofta

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            come out to belanglo forest and i'll give you soft wieners the backpacker special

            You wouldn't even set foot in Cronulla while I'm here you're basically banned unless it's to come and get sleemed

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cronulla is the worst beach in Sydney. You’re right. Come to Manly, you’ll have a good view as I’m heeming you

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Never seen a more cazzie statement in my life. Also I don't think anyone has heard of Manley Beach, Cronulla is at least top 3. You're basically ONE FC

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cronulla sucks, and no, I won’t explain why

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'll break your face before I break my virginity

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shire or nothing poof
            [...]
            Break your virginity before you have a step up in competition that steep

            come out to belanglo forest and i'll give you soft wieners the backpacker special

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’ve never heard of this place in my life mate.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What does a cruising homosexual consider the "slightest sign"?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I once went for a piss and some homosexual came behind me and asked if I wanted to have sex in broken english

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought that only happened in Germany

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They're all the same I guess I was too shocked to do anything except say no and continue my piss

  199. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tom

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Americans have now resorted to equating Anthony Smith to Tom Aspinall
      hahahahaha

  200. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lawyer
    Come on now b

  201. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever happened to somalianon? I kinda mis that fat frick

  202. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i may work with food and have a clozapine prescription but im going to tell you what people who have high end careers should do

  203. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try and keep it together andy your making a scene on heem

  204. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just dropped an almeida in the pyfer

  205. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone hates me including a moronic french incel and no one replies to me but im going to keep spending hours a day here anyway

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >moronic french incel
      I'm not moronic frick you homosexual I'll break your face

  206. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lucas tracy thinks aldo hasn't declined at all, he's been fighting for 20 years, nevermind that most of those are 5 round training camps

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lucas Tracy is a moronic kid who started watching recently that takes shitposts from this general seriously, tries to make sense of them and then shits out a video on what he came up with. Of course people pay him for it.

  207. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your especially vile today b what's wrong

  208. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was initially all for hazing the Finntard but he's alright and the seethe he causes is hilarious

  209. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The hell's going on this morning

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buncha homosexuals getting revved up because they know they could never heem me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My countryman got a new cat in his life and other than that the usual

  210. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >RIZIN on Saturday
    thank GOD

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RENA!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rizin landmark events are shit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        UFC apex events are dogshit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >this dog shit sarnie tastes awful, lets try this double dog shit sarnie.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            any version of rizin >>>>>> poofc gaypex

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i do like rizin but the nip on nip shit gets super boring

  211. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watching anything besides the UFC and the occasional good card on an indie promotion

  212. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >manly beach
    Sounds a bit zesty famb

  213. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UFC Fight Night: Ribas vs Namajunas

  214. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >same skin tone
    >same round ass head
    >same little fricked up ears
    why this homie don't call himself Pooh bear ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  215. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Team Usuck pulled out.

  216. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kurt Angle got a gold medal with a broken freaken neck and these pussy homosexual fighters pull out because of sniffles

  217. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Team Shartles pulled out.
    Team Costurd pulled out.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Team Kebab pulled out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Khabib looks tiny next to Islam wtf

  218. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The gold medal was a sham because his coach got permaheemed

  219. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mma ain't litty

  220. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  221. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have not heem'd my meng in 3 days and I'm still not in the mood
    I might actually be low T

    What fights stimulate T production the best?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What fights stimulate T production the best?
      fighting your demons b

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they're too strong and invisible

        Get punched in the dick and balls and you will be all set

        I don't trust you

        I was thinking of watching people fight not actually fight myself

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get punched in the dick and balls and you will be all set

  222. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dulgarian won

  223. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get to work threadslave, i've got a peach of a post for the next thread

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i got you brother

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