heem

Godinez family fight week. Ana Paula officially heem related

Unattended Children Pitbull Club Shirt $21.68

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Unattended Children Pitbull Club Shirt $21.68

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First for Finland can't upload images

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's tawlf at the top b got picked up for a picogram of off topic or some shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why'd you try to make such a bad thread?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't feel like doing high effort threads anymore.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Such is the quality of your people.. lazy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can't be helped b, it's those Spaniard siesta genes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the new thing to sell pass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        some c**ts have been partially banned since the deluge.

        [...]

        keep in mind, we have a giant statue thanking france in the capitol, truely a shame

        show'em a good time (n) b.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick /heem/

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hope you fricking die frenchise. i hope you get raped in hell forever

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      keep in mind, we have a giant statue thanking france in the capitol, truely a shame

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      keep in mind, we have a giant statue thanking france in the capitol, truely a shame

      You are french dude with a vpn.
      i already exposed you b***h ass homie

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yuck this thread fricking stinks, you guys smell that?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ngannou and lexee should link up now that they're both flushed and broke

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hijabi Laura Sanko is my waifu

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine palm striking her heavy bags phwoaaar

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was naked underneath

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >look, I'm still a clown-faced prostitute despite the hijab, see?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not defending the coquette but hijabitas wear the most makeup at least up here

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LMAO @ this lanky b***h

    SOON

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I though his tattoo spelled "Rothschilds" at first glance.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jamal has Norf FC tattooed on his chest

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frenchie you there?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      brutal stuff

      YOU GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek, any new shit frenchie?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    brutal stuff

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Loopycel (Jack YaDong, OP of this thread) is an obese black pedophile. He follows over 20 transsexuals on his twitter account @mootses

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cal didn't make this thread. You can tell by the lack of news and shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        big fat cal doesn't do that anymore, this is his standard now

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They put Johnny back in the desert

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >an obese black pedophile
    Even just one of these would be a struggle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      edp?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not giving you a (You) you buck-toothed inbreed

        I don't know what that is I'm ESL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you would know you're 2/3

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think you guys understand how much I love Ciryl Gane

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m well aware all British /heem/ posters are homosexuals

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CalendarN vs Clozafinn super heavyweight bareknuckle
    who takes it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We have Big Cals weight and he barely makes middleweight b

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >We have Big Cals weight
        proof?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His twitter had a picture of him standing on some bathroom scales. He was like 180lbs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m well aware all British /heem/ posters are homosexuals

      some c**ts have been partially banned since the deluge.
      [...]
      [...]
      show'em a good time (n) b.

      Brazza sloppin out that good puss

      [...]

      >hehheh if I mention other posters then people will give me (You)s hehheh

      ELLIOT HULSE FRICKED

      HIS WIFE IN HER PRIME

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brazza sloppin out that good puss

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hehheh if I mention other posters then people will give me (You)s hehheh

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Bruh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Permaheemed beginning of the year I think anon did it and is trying to come clean on heem.mx

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That'd be interesting, but it's just some spammer, unfortunately. He spammed another murder victim a few months ago.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Feminine and reddit des u

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heem my beans

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm flushed

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am a metaphorical can

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stomach hurts, have to take a France.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/chitoveraUFC/status/1773440815924449731
    hes right you know

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Arnold was pregnant in Junior b

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's right you know.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grim thread

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    redditbert is gonna fired up for this one, khamzat could be in trouble

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ALIZEE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But the real unanswered question is will Khamzat be allowed to EPO and roid since it's in Saudi Arabia, along with new drug testing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        everyone is allowed to roid now, OSP threw a career best output at 40 years old

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's because the other guy literally did nothing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's based, old fighters sticking around for younger, fraud checking young bucks, is based.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >everyone is allowed to roid now
          except for harris i guess

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >DOWNLOADING the new DATA
        >FACTORING the LOCATION
        >ADJUSTING the PROBABILITIES
        >
        >Loading Predictions
        >. . .

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kelsie monroe fired from the one ufc
    Chatri said he didn't know about her past

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you'd swear it's ppv fight week with all the schizos itt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      theres always a minor influx when some big fights get announced

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      300 is the biggest card ever they have to start early

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Diddy hooked them up with some grade A puss?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *Buss

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lucas nooo!

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bustin Gaychee

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        EEEEEEEHHHHHHH MACARENA

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yes, white excellence.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you don't want this smoke

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are you going to do? Throw an illegal Georgian midget at me?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, i'll throw an obese sleeper agent at you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no, i'll throw an obese sleeper agent at you
          Porque amigo

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pereira vs Jamawl. What are your thoughts?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alex Standing

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He plays freakin skyrim dude

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I DON'T GIVE A FRICK

    I DON'T GIVE A FRICK

    Where my dogs at?
    What, what? Where my dogs at?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't it be where my Frogs at since you're French?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I heard these homies is for real

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GrASSo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shame she looks like a troony now. Went overboard with the roids

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Such is life.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You think any UFC fighters watch FuwaMoco Morning?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bryce mitchell watches pippa

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Braptina stenchenko
    >Maycee Brapper
    >Abunda Ribas/Amanda Heebas
    >Thud Rose
    >Paige Can Zandt
    >aMANDa Poones
    >Megan CANderson
    >Cody “NoChin/NoBrains” Garbrandt
    >Stank YaDung
    >Aljizzstain Spermling
    >Petr Yingyan
    >Poorijah Faber/Omega Manlet
    >Sean O’Cuckley/SeaN O’Legley/Sean O’Mah Leg/Cuck O’Malley/Sean 1’Malley
    >Max Hollogay/Min Smalloway
    >Low T-City Ortega
    >Korean Basedboy
    >Edson Bumboza
    >Alexander VolCANovski
    >Kebab/Khabitch/Brazza
    PISSlam Makhachev
    >Dustbin Poorier/Dustbin Soirier/Dusthammad
    >Gay Cheese/Garth
    >Goob/McGoober/McTapper/CANor
    >Tony Spergson/El Cuckuy
    >Michael CANdler/Tyrone DADler/Michael Childless
    >Aloe Vera
    >Rafael dos Nachos/Rafael dos Baños
    >Dan “the dungman” Hooker/Dookie Dan/Dookie Can
    >Kevin Pee
    >Cowdad Cerrone/Cowcan Cerrone
    >GSPee
    >Tyrese Snoozley
    >Peon Smegwards/Leon Scott
    >Ratlip Chimpaev/Cumsplat Chimaev/Dumbrat Chimpmaev
    >Marty Fakenewsman/Marty Snoozman
    >Jorge Soividal/Masvican/Violins/Jorge “Inbred” Masvidal
    >Ben Asscreme
    >Vicente Pukegay
    >Wondersoi/Wondercan/Wonderpedo
    >Robert Shittaker
    >Poocare Pooza/Poonaldo “Jacacare” Pooza
    >CANderson Silva
    >Jared CANnonier
    >Poolo Costa
    >Toilet Till
    >Fluke Cuckold/ Puke Bumhold
    >Marvin Shittori
    >Derek BUMson
    >Kelvin FATselum
    >Chris WIDEman
    >Jizzy/Jizzy Gynosanya/Pissrael/Palestine
    >CAN Blachowicz
    >Yoel Lolmero
    >Alistair Overheemed
    >Candrei Fartlovski
    >Francis Magumbo/Francis Ngubu
    >Sleepy Miocic
    >Jairzinho Rozenostruik/Jairzinho Frozenstruik
    >Michelle Watersports-prostitutemez
    >Shartles "Doodoo Bronx" Pooliveira
    >Dickless du Bussy/Dickass poo Feces/Dripass doo Pissus
    >Alex Peereira/Pooatan/Hands of Poo
    >Tom ACKspinall
    >Alexandre CANtoja

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      funny monkey

      i took the liberty to add a picture myself, if you don't mind.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dont know whats more unearned dustbin fighting for the baddest mf'er belt or dustbin fighting for the lightweight belt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      St. Penis was a nightmare matchup for Pisslam, and Dustin wasted him into nothingness. He deserves that shot.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NOOOO, NO, NO, NO!!!! HE HAD STAPH!!!!! HE WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN!!!!

        COPE

        COPE
        COPE

        COPE

        BSD LOSES HIS NEXT FIGHT TOO

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop fighting its out!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sanko mogs her

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dana found her broke ass on the pussy shop that is ig and flew her out to vegas that homie don't miss an opportunity

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The sooner this Sicilian French pug is gone the better

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        her overexposure on the internet will be her downfall. anyone will get sick of her eventually.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        her body is kinda nice, she has small natural breasts

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gane has turned down fighting the top 4 at heavyweight 6 times

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the other way around, in fact.
      Both Aspinall and Blaydes have turned down Gane to get back at him.
      After Spivak, Gane said he wanted the title but *would fight aspinall if they asked him to.
      He's simply figured out the mind games of Dana. Dana will ask if you're open to a hard fight and if you accept behind closed doors, Dana will give you an easy fight if he likes you as a reward.
      Gane has simply mastered the art of the deal in his career navigation. He will soon heem Typoora and be next in line for a title shot.
      Also Pavlovich pulled out of a scheduled Gane fight in 2020 so it's likely he did it again.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you’re right and Gane does get another title shot so we can all see him fail a THIRD time lmfao

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do the muzzies only fight once a year and only in muzzieland?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fighting is haraam.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no brazza i cannot fight yet little bit roidadan iftar injection time u kno diz

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this was supposed to be the saudi card

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That'll be $20,000,000, please

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        his own kind is attacking him

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That road is always full of protesters

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Amusing post

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That'll be $20,000,000, please

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Owner of a lonely schaub
    Much better than
    The owner of a broken schaub

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://x.com/cstodaynews/status/1773452397559378190?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQ
    WWE are hosting a wrestling show at the UFC APEX.

    It’s over.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Distressing post

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf, that's strange
      I thought the octagon was just permanently set up in the Apex, will they take all that shit down for the sake of the ring? Probably have to arrange some seating too. Maybe the Apex is going to become a shitty mini venue like when NXT was done at some university

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this homosexual watches wwe hahahahahaahah

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what makes you think i watch wwe?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >like when NXT was done at some university

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            don't you know things about shit you don't watch or follow?

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >/heem/ is dead

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >heem is dead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bill Algeo fight week

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An hour without sorrow is a rare occurrence.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hello my fellow sherdoggers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fedor is the GOAT and everybody who disagree is a UFC shill!
      Bret Roger is a great win.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the oxygen mask is truly the ultimate kwab signifier. it would probably be less humiliating to be raped on livestream than to use the distilled air bottle for lunglets

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Erin Blanchfield vs Manon Fiorot
    Vicente Luque vs Joaquin Buckley
    Chris Weidman vs Bruno Silva
    Nursulton Ruziboev vs Sedriques Dumas
    Bill Algeo vs Kyle Nelson
    Chidi Njokuani vs Rhys McKee

    Nate Landwehr vs Jamall Emmers
    Virna Jandiroba vs Loopy Godinez
    Julio Arce vs Herbert Burns
    Dennis Buzukja vs Connor Matthews
    Ibo Aslan vs Anton Turkalj
    Viktoriia Dudakova vs Melissa Gatto
    Andre Petroski vs Jacob Malkoun
    Angel Pacheco vs Caolan Loughran

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will be surprised if Buckley beats luque. Buckley is trash

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fiorot
      luque
      silva
      ruziboev
      algeo
      mckee

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://app.suno.ai/song/eb60bc2a-d0b8-491d-82dd-2482a51b5394
    New AIslop toy dropped

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm picking Whittaker

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Khamzat will pull out last minute

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lets discuss blanchfield vs fiorot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Erin the favorite? Her standup looked Ronda-esque against Taila and merabing Fiorot seems tough since Fiorot is way bigger.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blanchfield looks like a Walmart girl

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want Erin Blanchfield gf

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    becareful what you wish for while rubbing off a lamp. there might just be a genie stuck inside that pops out and grants your wish as an act of gratitude for releasing him

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how fricking tight Blanchfield's minge is

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    erin blancfield seems like a low key lesbian

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pat saved Rose from a life of mediocrity and drug abuse

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He deprived us of Rose porn doe.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She has a doppelganger so no big lose

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that so? And what's her name?

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there no TV
      >its just conor sitting infront of a mirror

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pleasure bros... this could be our last run in the UFC....

    How we coping?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GoySlopFC is not ready for him and what he brings to the table.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this homie he's fighting is not bad at all too, pretty shitty of daner to not feed a single can to the pleasure man

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pleasure is a cool dude but he sucks. He was fed a can in Pedro and got heemed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We cope by winning. History will justify us, ONE LAST RUN.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone have that webm of pleasure man doing that weird shaky cum shit

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    been picking pleasure man his entire ufc career thus far and i shan't be stopping now

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you guys think about this? Dricus looks like the type of fighter that get countered hard by Izzy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      piss should be a slight favourite probably
      shan't be watching poofc any more if ddp loses though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve got no interest in this fight and I’m already becoming less excited about the UFC anyway

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One could say is the biggest skill mismatch in ufc history.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Izzy should win but Dricus is a sociopath and will break him in the lead-up.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turkalj is a charisma vacuum and an absolute bum, amazing what the power of a nickname can do

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He said he was gonna show Pedro and his wife his pleasure at the presser homie shut up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao this homosexual hasn't even tasted the pleasure man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fighters should be skilled at fighting and at least possess a little bit of personality
      MMA is about memes cazzie

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    now that the dust has settled was Sean Strickland ever good?

    I know we unanimously agreed Colby wasn't. Not sure on Sean.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah he is

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cartoon avatar

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bet you prefer anime you little queer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t watch either as I am not a child nor a homosexual

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have now completed my scan of the thread. Evaluation is currently in process...

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jihad against Daner and his goons.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    strickland is point fighting crybaby homosexual

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >frenchie enters the thread

    ?si=0rrxMFVx54Zbi4YW

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Israel use the same ip range than me
      Don't worry janny can't ban me now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >didn’t choose the Nate Dogg version
      It’s over

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get raped by satan you unholy dirty mutt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

      THE FRENCH WITH A VPN

      DON'T SLIP

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  85. 3 weeks ago
    Jack YaDong

    good thread

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I just shat myself. it stinks in here

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this thread just got really stinky all of a sudden...

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bo Black person!

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RIng girl of the ufc 300.

    https://twitter.com/boettcherashley/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think she works for the UFC

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jòñēs is the goat

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buck, Landwehr, Loopy vs Virna, Pleasure Man. This card would’ve been a shitposting paradise a year ago. What has changed?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too many shitty fight nights in a row
      meme cards like this are okay if sandwiched between good ppvs otherwise just gets boring

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UFC 300 will be here in a minute or so

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys think Bo knows about the funny meme regarding his last name?

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The ironic thing about Conor and Roadhouse is the only bar fight he has ever been in was when he sucker punched the grandpa of a IRA leader and later had to pay for them not to kill him LMAO

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Previous thread had around 6 people attacking Gane and their arguments stem from the ngannou fight, a guy who got knocked out cold.

    Ironic since Gane has never been knocked out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game and nganu fight had very sus energy and then you realize they used to live together in that tiny ass london flat...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never knocked out, never bled, hell, never even bruised
      That's what legends are made of

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude every Jamahal Hill fight I'm always like "YOOO" "oh shit!" "oh frick, daaaaaamn!". So for that, I appreciate him, but he won't beat Pereira with his hands on his hips in striking range only just being fast enough to slip SOME of Glover's slow ass punches.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gayest post of the thread

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention Hill has gotten hit by a left hook in every single fight he's had in the UFC.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He wasn't checking Glover's slow ass telegraphed calf kicks either. Pereira obliterates his legs with kicks.

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ciryl Gane will never be an undisputed UFC Champion.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't need to be. Disputed is enough.

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    soiril gape

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gane will never be champion

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the gane meme has been dead for years at this point yet some of you morons are still desperately clinging to it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna do something about it?

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gane just scored the biggest win of his career

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You homies will watch someone become champion and still call that fighter and his fans a meme

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how can gane beat jones or aspinall

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gane has never lost a fight

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humble Highs.

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A Campaign of Conquest.

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >learns the grappling
    >defends the takedowns
    >beats the jawmahal
    soon.

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Respect your elders.

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A Gane to remember

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A Campaign of Chastity.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me about Gancels. Why do they wear the cage?

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ONE and BKFC tomorrow, best day of the week bros.

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We don't watch that crap here

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We do on occasion.

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 fight nights stand between me and ufc 3 hunnerd

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watch ONE Championship every week.

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Always funny when people say shit like how Khamzat "lost his invincibility aura" against Usman as if it's supposed to be an argument in Usmans favor when he couldn't win the fight with Khamzat fighting with a broken wrist for two full rounds

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one says that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If only

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          we're nothing at all

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We dont watch or discuss ONE here.

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UFC 300: Gane vs. Gane - The One Man Who Can Stop Him

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    usman won tho

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watch and discuss ONE quite often here.

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Alexa Sexxo

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ciryl Gane, The Man Who Sold The World

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hot and sweaty grappling sessions with polyana vienna is pereira's reality

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Polyana Viana DMing me is my reality.

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think he likes Pereira and viceversa?

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gane: Society’s Saviour

  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UFC 300: Gane vs Jones 2 was the fight to make

  128. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poolyana Peeana

  129. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hamza after spending 15 minutes in the octagon with the corpse of Usmeng on 1 week's notice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A 5'6 Dilbert took this dudes soul lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't pretend you wouldn't be down in the dumps if you just got robbed so bad. You'd be laying down too. What the frick is the point, even?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit what did usman rub himself with.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf when did he get all bloated and spotty, what happened

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's a leper im not joking

  130. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget about Khamzat Girikhanov

  131. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ciryl Ga

  132. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Khamasutra

  133. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kharmen Eleczat

  134. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  135. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We haven't seen Khamzat face a test in 4 years, since the GM3 fight
    Let that sink in

  136. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How would this fella do in mma? Keep in mind he is 5'3" so he would be at bantamweight/featherweight.

  137. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DMing Alexa Grasso SOP on instagram is my reality

  138. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >to hell and back with Dookie Dan's leftovers
    >Dicksniffing for his dear life against 40 year old Usman
    Too bad Copert is too flushed to UD him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that takedown khamzat landed here won him the round and the fight

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do I not remember this fight. Was it really that bad?

  139. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    liddle bit meldonium brazza, is for my heart you no dis

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He went life and death with a literal lightweight and was stunted on the feet to Usman. I was all in on the hype too but at some point we must let go... He was never good. He's the paddy pimblett of the middle east.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        talmbout pisslam mate

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Khamzat has never fought at lightweight. It smells like Sherdog in here. I'm guess I should dislike Khamzat because of Kadyrov next?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          With a lightweight =/= At lightweight

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Burns is a lightweight, cazzie. He barely cuts. He's like masvidal. He was heemed by DOOKIE Dan. Khamzat went life and death with him, unfortunately.

  140. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im genuinely afraid khamzat might kill whittaker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you'll be surprised to find out that Khazmat is a meme fighter

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        meme fighters dont beat leech, gilbert, ikram, and usman

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Meme fighter
          >Meme fighter + life and death
          >Meme fighter
          >Actually good but old, worn out and on 1 week's notice + up a weight class

  141. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Once khamzat heem Rob, will he fight the winner of pizza and duplessi?
    How does he fare against them?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he submits izzy but I think he finishes dricus on the feet just to show he can

  142. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fer sure the guy who went life or death with a chinny LW will heem the MW champ

  143. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Das b8.

  144. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GM3 wins 999 times out of 1000

  145. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the webm of khamzat and usman punching each other while both have their heads downs and eyes closed?

  146. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heeminder ratlip only fights once a year so you’d better enjoy it

  147. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait u guys actually watch mma? I thought we were just bullshittin here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't watch I only read about it in the newspaper

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the real ones here stopped watching awhile ago

  148. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Khamzat will take bobby down, even though bobby has good TDD, he's never faced someone with such aggressive relentless wrestling like khamzat. He probably gets taken down and finished within 2. Nobody except Khabib can beat Islam so that division is dead anyways, all a bunch of gays fighting for 2nd place.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He probably gets taken down and finished within 2.
      Sad but true. Still not a good win because Copert has been flushed since Pissy heemed him twice in a row.

  149. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  150. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pisslam? The guy who barely scraped a decision against a literal gnome? Fer sure he's unbeatable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no you arne't supposed to remember the rematch where he ko'd the guy who's never been stsopped before!!
      moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The short notice rematch against a guy from a smaller weightclass? Whoa.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fat
        >depressed
        >not training
        >drinking daily
        >recovering from surgery
        >10 days notice

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What 3 daughters do to an mf.

  151. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Calculations
    >
    >Rob via heem : 1%
    >Khamzat via heem : 2%
    >Rob via TKO : 2%
    >Khamzat via TKO : 5%
    >Rob via Decision : 20%
    >Khamzat via Decision : 18%
    >Rob via Split Decision : 17%
    >Khamzat via Split Decision : 25%
    >Rob via Submission : 0%
    >Khamzat via Submission : 5%
    >Rob via Doc Stoppage : 1%
    >Khamzat via Doc Stoppage : 1%
    >Draw : 1%
    >Disqualification : 1%
    >Fluke injury : 1%
    >
    >Linear Notes
    >Calculations have been altered to account for location : Saudi Arabia
    >Whittaker's percentage chance for winning via Decision / Split decision have been nerfed due to location
    >Khamzat's percentage chance of winning via split decision has been buffed due to location and Project status
    >Due to the results of Usman vs Chimaev + Location of this fight - the probability of a Draw has been SIGNIFICANTLY nerfed.
    >Khamzat possibility for extra EPO/ROID/IV leniency in Saudi Arabia : UNKNOWN
    Calculation Accuracy : Low
    Conclusion : Inconclusive

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >POSTING POOPOO GANE
      dead meme fighter

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  152. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >orange
      Migatard gets schooled by shittaker

  153. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the real question is what mysterious affliction will ratlip be stricken with immediately following the fight that leaves him in the hospital and near death?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has aids.

  154. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    total chudzat victory

  155. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn he landed a fluke headkick against a bloated FW who didn't train on a one weeks notice? This guy is a MUNSTER fer sure.

  156. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It took islam 6 rounds and a short notice fight to tko volk.
    Topuria schaubrealm'd volk in 2 rounds.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Volk was winning that fight and had been already flushed by Pisslam.

  157. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finally find a job after four (f o u r) years of being a NEET
    >have to work weekend afternoons so i'll be missing every card from now on
    ITS NOT FAIR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      watchprowrestling.co and watch it that evening. Has every card even weeks after just use an adblocker.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I use fullfights but watching live is just so much better

  158. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honestly cant remember the last good win

  159. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some of you would really benefit from getting heemed irl with the assailant screaming "STOP SHITPOSTING" while he curbstomps your fingers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >*imanari roll into a kneebar*
      >*don't let go of the submission when you tap*

  160. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  161. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think in his next fight Volk should simply try not getting heemed

  162. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FUAAAAAARK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i would get a boner too if i had to wrestle that sexy lil twink

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bruh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why did he do it?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >wrestling base
          >strong heeming power
          >extremely competitive
          Guy is a future champ

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he enjoyed that

  163. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Yeah nah, sorry mate but you are simply a favelamonkey"

    SOON

  164. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he hasnt heemed himself at least once

  165. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    haha islam beat the p4p number one fighter two times and finished a streaking champ that finished poirier, gaethje, and chandler not to mention arman tsurkyan he's soooo bad lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, he subbed Charles, only other elites fighters like Anthony Pettis, Jim Miller and Ricardo Lamas have been able to accomplish such a feat.

  166. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are crotchsniffers so gay bros? Is it the hazing?

  167. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guys, imagine browsing /misc/ hahahah

  168. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chimaev loses against burns
    >wins
    breaks hand in 1st round and loses to Usman
    >wins
    >gets ko cold from pereira in title fight
    wins title fight
    >mfw when

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mfw you create stupid as shit narratives that have no bearing on the real world because you're either a dumbass or lonely

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh?

  169. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    demons walk among us

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a very disturbing webm on multiple counts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's dat moronic instagram video filter. Maybe he looks like a normal macaco kid. Is there any normal picture?
      Then again - why is his mom laying in g-strings with him?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not how ig filters work, they make you look better, not worse.
        >Then again - why is his mom laying in g-strings with him?
        She has an OF and is brazilian.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I assure you it’s the filter, btw the blonde chick in this webm is unaffected by the filter kek she actually looks like that

  170. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  171. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Y'all musta forgot!

  172. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ufc 309: khamzat vs israel

  173. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Khamzat has the same forever prospect vibe as Suga did, he's going to be champ.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >forever prospect vibe as Suga did
      trips of moronicness

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >forever prospect vibe
      >he's going to be champ.
      wat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Khamzatand Sean look like forever prospect because they are being protected by the UFC until the most opportune moment for them to become champ.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite part is reddit delusion about how their heckin wholesome Bobbert gamer bro won't get taken down by Zatchad cuz he's elite okay he won a medal in the freakin commonwealth games he's Makhachkala ready!a!!!! and never mind about Usman getting flattened by Zatdude like no one has ever done to him cuz Boibert is a REAL MANS MAN MIDDLEWEIGHT and a big chungus anti tdd god!!!!

      How I wish /heem/ and reddit would be cleansed of its autism and moronation

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not that he can't take him down, little guy. He just sat on Usman and did zero damage the first round. All Usman had to do was shell up and keep the hooks out lol.
        Sadly, Khamzat uses too much energy in these explosions that he's gassed in a 3 rounder. Probably a result of his illnesses, unfortunately.
        But he IS fun.
        Don't listen to /heem/. They just want to ruin fun. Be happy and enjoy guys like Paddy and Khamzat. They bring lots of fun moments to the mic and make funny content on youtube. You should be allowed to root for whoever you want without getting bullied.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Usman also rarely has to deal with other fighters trying to wrestle him and doesn't have the same scrambling and get ups bobby does. Bobby in general is a way more mobile fighter than Usman and there's no guarantee Khamzat actually gets the timing right to get him down. Rob is constantly moving in and out and doesn't fight in the pocket like Usman. Cannot WAIT for a good old fashioned fraud check.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When Chimaev subs an over the hill Whittaker in r1, make sure you sign up for a free beginner's class at your local gym as penance.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't know what you're watching. Being untrained and morbidly obese does probably give you the perspective to call others little tough

          If you weren't moronic, 40 years old with failing eyesight, and a couch potato, you'd realize that Chimaev almost had an RNC looked in and Usman had to go for a high-risk slam that broke Chimaev's hand

          Paddy and Chimaev are solar systems apart. Stop posting and go for a job you moronic beached whale

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Reddit spacing won't help your point, nufren.
            Khamzat is he Paddy of the Middle East, I really hate to say.
            If Paddy didn't have an eating disorder and he could cut to bantamweight, that's essentially Khamzat at welterweight.
            Don't act like I'm saying it's a bad thing. I think we could all use a bit more fun in the sport. I like their personas a lot! I actually do.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            moronic trolling or plain moronic, either way this is embarrassing. Stop drinking soda and inhaling cheeto dust, watch the fights with focus, and apologize to your future self for being a silly dilly with a BMI >45.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No one's talking to you. Stay out of our conversation. I don't care if it's "not a good look". You don't have to exclusively enjoy Khabib/GSP tier fighters. There's room for Paddy AND Khamzat. Fricking moron fun killer.
            *To the guy I was talking to, don't listen to these homosexuals. Enjoy your time here.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm the same person you geriatric schizo. Your posting style reeks of fat and brain drain. No more (You)s. Watch the fights with focus instead of dual screening My Little Pony reruns.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So what if I'm fat and watch MLP. I love Khamzat and his epic promos and I don't care who knows it! Just free yourself and don't be afraid of what others say. If we get a Paddy and Khamzat universe crossover on YT I think we both agree the real winners are the fans!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            moron

  174. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ratlip cannot enter the US

  175. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what do you guys do as a hobby? i'm an avid reader myself: just finished Meditations on Mastery, its up there with my favourites by C.G.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      guns

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I watch movies (last one was Casino), tv (currently watching Rome for the first time), read (on Homer's Odyssey atm), and inflict pure violins upon my meng

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      poofter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spaceengine. nylon feet. gaming.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i ride my bike

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cool what kind of motorcycle do you have

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shoot
      fish
      read
      heem meng
      need to start hitting them gym again though im becoming a fat drunk slob

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only do three things every day, and ZERO of them are a job. Fight, read, and play video games.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no job
        Leech on society

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gonna cry?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Leeches are generally unhappy people. If anyone is crying, it’s you.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice fanfic bro.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It got you to respond, so it must be true to some extent.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Infallible logic.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You keep replying.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nuh uh you do.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >still replying
            I accept your concession

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            t. already conceded by replying first

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you can't say this stuff to a heemer man, take the L and move along

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          can't just say that about me.. fricking dirtbag..

  176. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    daner invented abu dhabi so khamzat could fight

  177. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “I never read a book” - Ciryl Gane

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because he has only ever written them

  178. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the gane meme made sense when he had potential to be that homie but now that hes proven otherwise the only people clinging to it are dumb idiot morons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the gane meme was invented as a way to make his fights fun because he was so fricking boring, no one ever actually thought he was good

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he got a lot of finishes tho

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the “high IQ gane” meme was invented around the time of the rozenstruik/volkov fights which were the most boring slop imaginable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heavyweight is a fake division, so even after getting badly exposed, a fighter can still be a top contender for years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He just understands how to navigate the game behind the scenes. You may not like it but he will heem Tybura and be next in line for the title.
      Aspinall will fight Blaydes
      Gane will fight Tybura
      They will fight for the vacant title. Best to just accept it, Chang.

  179. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    poosman literally beat chamiv

  180. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine standing across from this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These look like the Mexibros at the local meat market that I buy tortas from.

  181. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    getting a bit reddit in here

  182. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you will never experience this level of satisfaction
    why live tbqh

  183. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit: Asp*nall

    Fhite: Gane

  184. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever or whoever Australia likes is tumblr by default

  185. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  186. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gamrot is a fricking beast

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *bum

  187. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ratpiss bros im scared

  188. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shant be reading the huberman article

  189. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone tell me how power slap works. they hype this guy up, give him a nick name like he's a big OG legend the power slap community, he wins his match...and then you never see nhim compete again? do they not have reigning champions?

  190. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We don’t watch that crap here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correction. Only real ones watch it. You're just a gay ass brit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reply to me correctly moron

  191. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We do watch that crap here actually

  192. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We watch ONE here

  193. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We only watch TKO approved programming here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      smackdown tomorrow night lfg!!!

  194. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We don’t watch WWE here

  195. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we watch in the corner

  196. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >there are people who unironically think Patty the Fatty & Khamzat are the same type of fighter
    hwut in tarnation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      neither will ever be champion so yeah they are

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they both suck so yeah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      paddy actually makes weight

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's true. He's better than Khamzat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >funny accents
      >strange haircut/beard
      >fought in a lower weightclass and moved up
      >best known for their grappling
      >popular
      literally the same fighter

  197. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    #MakeBlanchfieldStraightAgain

  198. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NEET bong at it again
    a certified classic

  199. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do sum

  200. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever /heem/ watches, they’ll always b***h about it. You guys don’t enjoy anything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not true, I like ONE, some UFC cards and Rough n Rowdy.

  201. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gonna cry?

  202. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You now remember Dricus duPlessis.

  203. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We enjoy all TKO and TKO affiliated content. Including but not limited to
    UFC (PPV)
    UFC (Fight Night)
    UFC embedded
    UFC countdown
    Dana White's Contender series
    Power Slap
    Power Slap: Road to the Title
    WWE (Raw)
    WWE (Smackdown)
    WWE (PPV)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just got off the phone with ari
      from here on this thread is to be called heemko and feature wwe content. he already cleared it with asiaticmoot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      facts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally me

  204. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chimaev is essentially pimblett

  205. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    were the dricustrannies and stricktrannies an actual psyop to sell the ppv? haven't heard shit from either of them since the event

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dricus actually had fans it's stricktrannies which popped up then went away at the same time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we realized strickland was reddit and the fight was shit
      dickus is a bum and is just holding the belt for the upcoming humiliation ritual against israel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      both groups were just subsections of Jizzy haters, who won didn't matter much.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >both groups were just subsections of Jizzy haters
        This. Everyone knows who the real protagonist of 185 is. Everything in that division revolves around him, even when he's not the one fighting. Like it or not, that's just a fact.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          205 also, only reason people care about Alex is because of him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally spammy replying to himself on a vpn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the sport is dead and whenever you try to bring up the fact that strickland was robbed people don’t listen

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Round 1 and 5 were both clear rounds for Strickland.
        Round 4 was pretty clearly for Dricus, tho not to the same extent.
        Round 2 and 3 were toss ups.
        48-47 Strickland, 49-46 Strickland and 48-47 Dricus are all acceptable cards.
        Dricus still did notably worst than Cannonier for exemple, where every round was a toss up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stricksissies are regrouping and refocusing. We are driving our cool motorcycles to the gun range for shooting and dirt biking. We are drinking our Black Rifle Coffee and performing a hypermasculine caricature of the toxic cishet white male. Mixed martial arts is but a subset of the performing arts, each fighter's "persona" an exercise in exquisite improvisational theatre. Sean will be back, win or lose we will simply appreciate the next act as it unfolds.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >guitar on the floor

        It's been pretty mid recently b. Chatris opening statements was to take on UFC in MMA for 2024 in his State Of ONE promo or whatever it's called.
        And it seems they've had to downgrade the cameras 2 cards ago. Not looking good for ONE.

        None of that contradicts what I said though last week there was only one mma fight pun intended and it was a good card

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're the same person b

  206. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee gives you diarrhea because it melts your poop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  207. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Volkan Ozeimpic or idk I never knew how to write it

  208. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Dana hate him?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He sucks and is boring

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you gotta try a lil bit harder lil bro

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just speaking my mind, b

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's not a real brazza. This is a layup for Pereira. MeerSHART took Muradov down multiple times and subbed him. And he couldn't even finish barbarena. He's lost to someone else too.
      Dana prob made this match so brazilians could see a Brazilian beating a Muzzie live.

  209. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    merb mogged sean in his prime

  210. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None of the short notice shit mattered btw Volk was just worse than both

  211. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk about you but for me every ufc champion must be able to knock out some random ytuber with 2 shots or less.

  212. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Karate Combat has been pretty kino lately. But what's with the clips I always see on YT of GSP and Bas Rutten time traveling thing? Are the backgrounds related to some meme storyline? Did they just stop doing it or is it still going on if you buy some membership thing? What the frick is it?

  213. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who this b***h?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THE Messican

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t know what that means. Give me a name.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Schaub's wife Joanna Zanella, newfriend

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I only come to /heem/ to discuss relevant fighters, so I wouldn’t have known that.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >relevant fighters
            Name two.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dricus and Islam. Two champs, unlike this Schaub guy.

  214. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've permaheemed 2 flys today with a short tight left hook each

  215. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just took a stinky Power Slap in the WWE

  216. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks Dana

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally not a single good fight. I don't know how Dana does it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You organize a better fight card then. If not, then you shut up.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have (I'm Chatri Sityodtong)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I have
            Next ONE FC with MMA and a cage is in july...
            >Chatri bros... I thought he said MMA was making a comeback in 2024... Is it actually over?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What are you on about ONE is best at Lumpinee, in a ring, with a Muay Thai stacked card and Nora Chompunich doing the introductions

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's been pretty mid recently b. Chatris opening statements was to take on UFC in MMA for 2024 in his State Of ONE promo or whatever it's called.
            And it seems they've had to downgrade the cameras 2 cards ago. Not looking good for ONE.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Might watch for Peck kino, will duck everything else

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking grim
      on the leech and bbahamondes fights seem like they would be good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cutis getting into the top 5 for heeming Allen would be too funny.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hernandez is STILL in the UFC
      How? What dirt does he have on Dana and/or the brass?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >huberman vs morono

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      allen going to splode all over chris curtis

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  217. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i go ozempic on these homies

  218. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if bsd had beat porrier it would be all "daner fed his latest project an aging vetren. but now that porrier won, no 1 credits daner for breathing new life into porriers career, setting him up for a title shot.
    keep that same energy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Keep that same energy
      Literally impossible due to the laws of thermodynamics. Meds, fans won, Gane lost, thank you, next.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pains me to say this is the truest thing I've read on heem in years.
      Painful loss for 90% of heemsters

  219. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    9 bong old thread btw

  220. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Woke up at 6am in the morning to let /heem/ know that I'm pretty sure I could heem every single last one of them.

  221. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tick tock dubussy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no good wins

  222. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UFC 300

  223. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UFC 301

  224. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would've made the thread by now if I could

  225. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UFC 302

  226. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UFC 303

  227. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Triple Cte

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