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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The tiny rug as a mouse pad makes me laugh

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Excellent Quality thread.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Islam via head kick

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dustin Poirier round 1 KO

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you really gonna keep posting this image with increasing seethe every time islam wins?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        after dustin heems islam i'll have a new image to post

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Martins hits harder than peahead

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jon Jones is gay
    >Islam Makhachev's sister is a pornstar
    predict other outings that will commence in the future now that Dana White has messed up this timeline. He should have not put his fat fingers in godhead's dream river that is destiny and mess up it's strean. He should have not altered that child's birth.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Khabib got ass raped by his father, guarantee it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Khabib Nurmagomedov?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably Khabibhan Abdulmanap son from Rinkeby

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Abdulmanapsson*
            >verification? not required

            Shutup you fricking stupifd swede, get out of my thread

            Shut the frick up

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            look here you fricking scandinavians I'll heem the lot of you. also dubs and islam by sub

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            W-w-we're n-n-not s-c-c-andinavian j-j-jokes o-on y-y-you *sniff* Islam is hopefully heeming again but I can live with any finish tbdesu

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shutup you fricking stupifd swede, get out of my thread

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Woah where did that come from

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't be rude he is a bit slow he means well

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Islam's family is Dagestani not Georgian.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dubs and islam

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      after dustin heems islam i'll have a new image to post

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH ISLAM WINS AGAIN

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's this technique called?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's called the "hiding my turd with dirt so predators can't find me by tracking the smell" move

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i have no idea what this means

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Whittaker is doing the cat thing where they cover their shit with litter/dirt/whatever using their hind legs

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't realise that's why they did it
        makes sense

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Muh Ti'ul Def-ACKKKK!!!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He slipped? How terrible.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bet that's how he acts in bed with his boyfriend

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not Jon Jones it's Leon Edwards, easy mistake to make.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn his nose got wide

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hahahaha

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing he decided to look down the second before he slipped and hit his forehead. If he didnt he mightve hit his nose and wouldve had to pull out

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    glass jaw rat

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is seetheleaf going to post when it's topuria vs islam?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The leaf is a seething moronic quebequeer

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just how good is adriano martins

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he made a comeback this march with a SD win, #strapseason coming

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I"m gonna sniff bamhole brazza

    SOON

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Islam has lost twice, it's not that insane to think a slightly improved Dustin could sleem him.
    That being said, R1 Submission for Dagestan

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dubs and dustin jumps

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oz is a scary guy, I wonder how he got slipped out of the top guys club of light heavyweight. Surely he has to be in the spotlight once again at some point

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I-Islam will w-win.... THIS ti-ACK!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just how good is adriano martins

      glass jaw rat

      how do you respond without sounding mad?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Khabib Nurmagomedov"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So true! Made me want to go and actually DO something for once. I'm thinking of hiring Islam's sister for a night.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this dude just out there evading taxes what a frickin bum

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What would he be doing if other people didn't pay to watch people fight? I really wonder

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zatdaddy is going to SPLIT redditACKer down the middle

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i guess that's it then. i'm the only one brave enough to say it. fine. i will fricking say it then.
    diego lopes was exposed by evloev. he isn't suddenly 10 times better in one year. he was exposed by evloev who isn't even good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5 days notice mate

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you think volkanovski is losing to evloev under those conditions?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          volk drinks every day out of camp so yeah probably

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            well that would be the funniest loss in mma history but i think even depressed couch volk solves the evloev puzzle. and with diego's style he should be even more capable of getting off the couch and sleeping some bum. all i'm saying is, i don't like the way these calculations look.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are muslims so gay?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Time to pay up, khabozo.
    SOON

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    khabum

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RUBBER DINGHY RAPIDS BRO

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn...if khamzat locks in our boy doesn't stand a chance

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good movie

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who started brazza posting anyways?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Searching for posts that contain ‘brazza’.
      >Returning only first 1000 of 18714 results found.
      i guess we'll never know

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        results found.
        all me

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Hey Khabib, Pay up" - Vladimir Putin

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OHHHH, DUSTIN BY KO!!! THIS gay PISSLAM IS DEAD

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Posting 5 vs 1 shit
        Muzzie b***h as usual

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Great kick but the follow up shots were evil
            Dude is doing 18 years now. Crazy how euros dont take murder seriously

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Its funny, because the smaller man killed the bigger man.
            Hahaha. Do it again, small man! Kill him again!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            LMAO, he was drunk as frick and previously beaten by bunch of these gays in the club. What are you, another brazza's wienersucker, Azis?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >uuuuh it was 4v1
            >uuuuh he was drunk
            >uuuuh he was concussed already
            >uuuuh you must be the wrong kind of superstitious if you notice mountain russians beat up swamp russians all the time

            lots of laughs 😀

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >beat up swamp russians all the time
            Litterally never in a fair fight. 10 IQ churka b***h

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Brazza go fight in Special Military Operation FC and tell me me how your churka officers treat you.
            There is a type of prostate pleasure you can only experience there, just bring enough lubrication.

            Also, if you want to post swamp russians beating mountain russians, post octagon stuff like this https://x.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/1794414418031526043
            If there's a webm maker ITT, make 2 clips of the two consecutive tweets.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so you’re saying muslims are gay rapists?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am not sure its a theological issue, given how all-christian russian army units have similar lovemaking traditions. I think you call it "hazing" in the gay west.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >
            shadap brazza u kno its secret stuff dont be yapping about dis shit brazza

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hate that brazza hating rusky. One of the worst posters on heem.com

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being american and hating Bae Nickel just because he's a nickel. US flags just don't think like that, unlike RU flags.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            shut the frick up brazza UNLESS u wanna be the bamhole inspectionaire of the month

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Brazza go fight in Special Military Operation FC and tell me me how your churka officers treat you.
            There is a type of prostate pleasure you can only experience there, just bring enough lubrication.

            Also, if you want to post swamp russians beating mountain russians, post octagon stuff like this https://x.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/1794414418031526043
            If there's a webm maker ITT, make 2 clips of the two consecutive tweets.

            I am not sure its a theological issue, given how all-christian russian army units have similar lovemaking traditions. I think you call it "hazing" in the gay west.

            Pic related

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Churkas rule russia tho

            [...]
            [...]
            Pic related

            Absolute state of russcucks

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hello cope department

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Talk funny to my nibba bulg diamond again b and I'm a have to sleem you right here and now

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Its funny, because the smaller man killed the bigger man.
            Hahaha. Do it again, small man! Kill him again!

            who's churka and who's a vatnik

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True. This is what escalated the whole Conor/khabib thing. Fat, weight bully khabib couldn't confront Artem 1 on 1, like a man, and that set off the drunk Irishman.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and risk getting KNOCKED OUT

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine this plays when conor walks out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      poofc in the sphere is going to be soulless as frick, guarantee they don't do anything cool and just use it as ad space

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard khabib tried to pay his taxes in bamhole

  29. 4 weeks ago
    POST WALKOUT SONGS COCKSUCKERS
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bam Bam - Toots & the Maytals

      Randy Dude Boy Brown walked out to this before KOing some dude (Barbarena?). Inner ska kid was happy.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Arman Tsarukyan is ineligible to be the backup fighter for UFC 302 due to suspension from punching a fan.
    KWAB

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many bings

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      7 days worth of bings

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't believe ufc 302 is only 2 weeks away

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick I thought they were tonight

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on Brendan Schaub?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GOAT

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah many many thoughts

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he cleared the path for kids like aspinall, pavlovich, gane, jones, stipe, blaydes, to walk. there probably wouldn't even be a ufc heavyweight division if it wasn't for what he carved out of stone back in the early days. we stand on the shoulders of giants.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I worry about his commitment

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huge wiener, funny standup material, has an porscha, super hot wife, millionair, need I go on?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Please do

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick I'm hard

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Living on borrowed time also.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a sham there aren't any fights tonight. Looks like I will be getting drunk with nothing to watch tonight. I will NEVER quit alcohol or drugs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cage Warriors is on right now
      Knuck is on tonight

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Salute

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the best fighter in the UFC? We're talking all time across all timelines and universes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brendan Schaub

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alistair Overeem

        Be more specific. What time? What world?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Brendan who beat Arthur Jones for the belt and then his brother Jon from Universe 3

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that's a pretty good schaub

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This was pretty funny b changed one line to make it better though
            >My kvass's got hot I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
            >The FSB agents are at my window and I can't be seen at all
            >And even if I could it'd all be gray, but the UAE flag on my wall
            >It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alistair Overeem

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thought about it, took me a minute, but... It's gotta be Brendan Schaub.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are Muslims so gay? genuine question.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Showing affection and love to your wife is shunned upon so instead you do that to your bros.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watching Brave CF
    >IsaJEW

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nobody was using punches before schaub came along

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Jolie has the McGregor buttplug in in the webmaster

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rakic is pakistani

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    Shit. Wrong post. Meant for this goober

    Frick off Dana

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    truth.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf was he trying to do

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Top Dog on this weekend?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Next Friday lad

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where were you when you realised ‘Slamdaddy is him?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Central Asian Horses are so small. Next time I see one of these fellas I'm going to show them out Mares and embarrass them, he's going to feel emasculated

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's uh...... not Central Asian, moron anglocuck.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Were do you think Dagestan is

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the North Caucasus of Eastern Europe, along the Caspian Sea

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Right next to Kazakhstan and Tajikistan surely.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Were do you think Dagestan is

        morons

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't there any fighters from Mu?

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Russian women love them

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he takes the opinions and actions of women seriously
      ngmi

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Idc that she cucks me just don’t take it seriously bro

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you telling us about your love life, homosexual?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she cant have sex anymore (bloody diahrea)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pelmeni is choice scran though still

      Finland has literally never achieved anything of note

      Makes getting heemed even more embarrassing then, boris

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >an std ridden wmma fighter trains with them*
      fixed it for you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *grooms you*

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >be Pavel Fedotov
        >scout 2 hot blond teens kickboxers
        >sign them to "coach" them
        >travel worldwide, away from their parents
        >live in the same room with them the whole time
        >20 years later, they never knew another man but you
        >still live with both of them
        >its not weird tho
        >its not weird, stop saying its weird
        >its normal

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hot
          sure ur not a churka urself lad

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Antonina is a peach, young Valentina was hot too

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do they keep getting away with it?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          grooming

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Makes you wonder if it's really staph and bloody diarrhoea or just heem scars weeping fluids

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw your bamhole and vagene collapse into eachother becoming one big seeping wound covered in a mixture of blood, brazza fluid and schaubarrhea

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >heemed by team bolshies
    >heemed at the battle of schaubingrad
    >heemed by the glorious team of Finland
    >heemed by 'ghanis
    >heemed in chechnya
    >heemed by churkas
    >unable to heem a team of prostitutes and wheat farmers
    >heemed by aspinall
    Name a less impressive W/L record

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finland has literally never achieved anything of note

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Michal Oleksiejczuk is gonna heem Kevin Holland

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can tell how much those things smell by the look on his face. lmfao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a catholic, a majority black nation. He probably likes it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you tanned goobs face here he would look like yoel

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in only 3 weeks dustin poirier becomes champion

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I too use a mini persian rug as a mousepad.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wife got pregnant by the bvll again, doesn’t matter to a stoic chad like me. I don’t take that shit seriously

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based Machado-Garry chad overcoming material concerns and reaching for cucknirvana.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The WAG is 40 years of age the baby will have six fingers b and be a brazilian bastard living in the EU. Nothing based about this

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its okay, Iron "Mike" Chandler will adopt it and give it a good life.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, UFC 302 is next week. Time goes by so fast.

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sadly i missed ufc 302 last week but at least i can watch the fight night today

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heem promised me Smiff would be challenging Datsik to bareknuckle and saying he could beat Aspinall after his last win but he's been okay and Reddit Pereira hasn't taken his fifty thousand dollars bonus challenge KWAB

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smith was recovering. Time will tell.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Amdulilla-ACK!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn toms son can bang

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doostin vs mACKachaev preview

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anthony Lionheart Smith

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MMA Groomer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not grooming, stop saying that.

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if russia had no brazzas on the frontlines they would have already lost the war

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    prepared 6 month bulk volk vs darren till at middleweight. how would that go?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bout interrupted by an enraged michael chandler who had just recently absorbed 2 african children to gain immense power

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chandler is expanding operations to adopting hue babies per my homie bulg diamond

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Photo of Pavel Fedotov with his wife, and her sister who lives with them in their 1 bedroom house in Las Vegas.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pavel has never looked more russian than with this volodya haircut, on foenem

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heeeem

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nyet vyalentinya do nyot blyat gyo wyith pyaveyl
    >shyut yup hye gyive ryubel and kyopyek fyor bryead da

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finally a good post from the fin, only took 10 months

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally no one asked you for your opinion bloody bench (as usual)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You are only alive for a moment, but you are flushed forever.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Another promising prawlspect flushed before her time. Many such cases

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have some extremely important career advice for kevin lee

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let's hear it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he needs to drop back down to 155 and start fighting exactly like belal muhammad

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hmm no, bad advice

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wtf it's great advice... at 155 he has essentially the longest reach ever, more than jalin turner. if he can learn to jab and circle and counter wrestle in a safe and boring way he could be invisible.

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lidl bit skyrim brazza melee build with bdsm mod

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tonight we could have had Mick Parkin main event an apex card but Dana and his israelites wouldn't allow it.

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The CIA found traces of Khabib's fecal matter on the back of the bus.

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sprained my will lying in bed

    Counting the pores across my skin.

    I'm so ashamed, to love no one.

    My ego's bent and my prides undone.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is when the world realised, that ‘slamdaddy is indisputably him.

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll spend the night with my pillowhead girl.

    We never fight or say a word.

    I'll spend my life with my pillowhead girl.

    She is my lovely faceless queen.

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I gave up hope in finding you.

    I've got a friend I've grown used to.

    I'm so ashamed to love no one.

    My ego's bent and my pride's undone

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll spend my life with my pillowhead girl.

    She is my lovely faceless queen.

    I'll spend the night wasting away.

    Pillowhead

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Schaub
    >155
    There isn't enough mirtazapine and ozempic in the world to turn a man into a shrimp Schaub would need to spend 6-12 months in a POW camp to get that skelly at his frame

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are we watching today?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I been watching old highlights, full fights and compilations to broaden my horizons and develop my palate, there's Top Dog next week, thank Chatri, and ONE and UFC so figured it was a good time to watch untested meatheads in Japan

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All of Ian Garry's UFC fights so I can respond to a youtube post and convince people he beats MVP.
        They are 75% sure Page will win and are hung up on Garry's personal details instead of actually basing their opinions on his fighting prowess.
        I will show them once I finish watching his fights and making copious amounts of notes.
        However I will not watch MVP's fights because he is black.

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leo Akula isn't playing games no wonder bloody bench hates brazzas so much

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pakistanis and churkas are virtually identical

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's gotta be

      ?si=VIj-mkqg2xn-uP_c

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd honestly have to disagree completely. I thought heem needed to hear Pillowhead, but for me it's https://youtu.be/r2qsQcmLL6Y?si=B2jeuCiFVQcjEakE

        And it's really not even very close at all actually.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't like the vox but this is very good stuff b feel free to post more choons in heem

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Local H is a very similar
            Most popular song:

            ?si=1WyDqEkF3pSZo-7j
            Other good tracks:

            ?si=Exv5lKqWR2t27vAu

            ?si=vsnuaFteP8D6mn3T

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice get and better post b. Excellent contribution, a token of my gratitude

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    conor just HEEMED his son for boying doostin!

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a sony for toni

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This never gets old lmao, saw some today irl hanging out in a black bmw and to be fair to russians I didn't go any nearer than was necessary so I wouldn't have to make this kind of seething cope post now

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Disagree. He pieces up the diamond on the feet and has a 141 and 2/3 chance at beating him, where otherwise Justin has a 0.03 chance of fluking a ko.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That "man" is 5'7"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And he's based

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jake paul needs to fight bryan the kid callen if he really wants to say he can heem anyone's grandpa

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    g-goobie heemed chandler?

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    belal decisions leon with boxing
    garry decisions belal with speed
    shavkat heems garry with toughness
    jdm heems shavkat with accuracy
    belal decisions jdm

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Decisions, decisions...
      What are they deciding?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know for a fact that Belal is deciding on what his next short-story will be about

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GOATwani 10-7

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    leon is gonna put on a show for the deanos cuz he knows belal is defenseless and has no power

    should be a good heem

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite gay fighter?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You when you make your debut.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't like 'em. Simple as

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aspinall. Simple as.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gay Fighter

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elle Brooke's breasts are awful
    Everything else is so great.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her face is busted as frick

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leon will win 49-46, landing one more strike than Belal per round to win the first 4, before finding a way to collapse and lose the last one.

  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=T99c98fuO4DdczXc

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE HOOD IS FOR MICHEL

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wazz up, fool? We'll make a photo with you and you'll give us yo money, yt boy

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i am a future ufc heavyweight champ

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alright let's go man

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Worthless fat piece of shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Interim*

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not as brag worthy as you think it is.

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't give up now Finland! You've almost hit your 100 post a day quota 🙂

  95. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wonder what finland does outside of /heem/

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think about you at all outside of here and if you'd read posts instead of seething at shadows all night you'd have a good idea b I'm pretty chatty

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >outside of here
        All two hours while washing old man ass

  96. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man I wish there was some frickin fights to watch and none of that gay ONE shit either I'm talmin UFC babay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Preach

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      let's meet up and put on a scrap for the heemsters

  97. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anthony Pettis FC is live you cazzie poofters

  98. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bellator is fumbling the bag hard. Not capitalizing when ufc isn't airing.

  99. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    If not here's one boomer-core track

    ?si=C-jape2jnjQkto_k

    And 2 bands I'm passionate about:
    The Strokes
    'First Impressions of Earth"
    https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiN-7mukU_RF-nkDBjkxbw7I4PzqnR8Vj&si=FLJszVJSkUu3bYZo
    'Room on Fire'
    https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLK7C8WnYYBrTgVT1NJ2vdIv_LSImhx5JY&si=r5ci9rukKPUIDCy6
    'This is It'
    https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLql5iS_v4444QUGg6oDkG5W88S5LTjb_1&si=0amyQXtPx1MBdgCt

    Tame Impala
    'Lonerism'
    https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxavoEPHsuiAEmgKVRc3X2MT07UPz0vb8&si=C_PT8yDXCkTRHfmB
    'Currents'
    https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL81_CtYCym28qkVe3nVMRG7hMR5_Ky3Hf&si=tmRoLWDmILCV4fDj

  100. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    strickland

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it would be troony on the right if it was sean strickland

  101. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sup. We watching anything tonight?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, only softcore japanese pornography

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      antony petch fc until knuck starts

  102. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How would Mr. Eko do in HW?

  103. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    Insanely incoherent. Clozapine and old man schaub zapped your brain.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot to seethe about off topic politics or are you less brave now there are russian flags on heem?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Clozapig licking his snout just eager to talk about his daddy Putler

  104. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't get why they can't simply range-ban a schizo frenchman? not like he could figure out how to bypass it with his router

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    finland pretending he has a life outside of heem again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like to do this sometimes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think I've ever said I do nowt but wage, watch heems, watch sports and take care of my little heemer kot and sporadically heem weili

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's been since 6am

      [...]

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you have phones there raj? I waged, watched old heems and napped in that timeframe. You have a hard time conceptualizing multitasking which is kind of funny

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        grim

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice cat

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fhite, Fhite, /heem/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'M READY TO FIGHT YOU

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We are watching Taylor-Catterall 2 btw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we don't watch that crap here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We agree for once

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HEEEEEEEMMMM

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is the bong always mindbroken by finland. every thread they’re b***hing at eachother

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He lives for it irdk why

      Frick it I'll keep going anyway

      ?si=E_zdVdBs55lvqzMx

      ?si=LuTE3KMLc18mXt5k

      ?si=rn7hTaQNb6qZIUOT

      [ https://youtu.be/GHFntcPBdL8?si=txNIr18BxQdMRTeU /https://youtu.be/tx83HU7t_0E?si=m69tPWGYylPinNBv ]

      ?si=F6cxFXXXv6p-HMBY

      Nice b it's pleasant to see what heemers would use as walkout music and usually it's only a track at a time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just the segement of rock tracks I enjoy along with masterpiece albums and a few bands I deem to have profound artistic merit. If you actually wanted I could post some rap/electronic music I enjoy also. But it's mostly like "young jeezy trap or die, ti heavy is the head that wears the crown, prodigy, daft punk" then just increasingly more obscure mixes and sets basically.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is somehow gayer than the pakis daddy posting

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kek it really do be like that. We should probably make a thread in Fhite for heemcore to let people who want to just talk heems/heem gossip be in peace, there's a mexican poster who likes noise/ambient who used to post nice tracks and bulgaria usually also has choice walkout music too. I'll do the needful tomorrow but I need to heem forty winks soon it's late and I have early work in the morning. Don't really care but am rooting for PVZ to beat this annoying OF girl turned pillowtapper

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well Cage Warriors is Boring as frick tho

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's been almost exclusively finishes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        some weird stoppages

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it I'll keep going anyway

    ?si=E_zdVdBs55lvqzMx

    ?si=LuTE3KMLc18mXt5k

    ?si=rn7hTaQNb6qZIUOT

    [ https://youtu.be/GHFntcPBdL8?si=txNIr18BxQdMRTeU /https://youtu.be/tx83HU7t_0E?si=m69tPWGYylPinNBv ]

    ?si=F6cxFXXXv6p-HMBY

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quit my job yesterday. Gonna take a month or two off before even looking at the job market. At least I'll get to spend time with the little heemer now and get my health together.
    Thanks for reading my blog.

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mma so dead they got boxing on the front page of tapology

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy man.

    Niiiiiiiiice SHOT!

    Nice shot, man.

    What a nice shot, man!

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy cow, I'm sure she is a sweetheart but this man is dating a bovine

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NO CONTEST HAHAHAAHH

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think islam heemed his meng to his pornstar sizza

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is his sister actually a porn actress or is this some stupid /heem/ meme

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, Islam Makhachev's sister is a porn actress

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that girl has an onlyfans

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        islam haders are insane porn addicts b

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's a pornstar with Islam's family name from dagestan but she's not his real sister

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ISLAM SISTER ON /gif/

      [...]

      [...]

      [...]

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *in Carl the cuck's voice*

    ARE YOU HEEMING ME?!?!?!

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure if it's been posted already as I haven't been around today but here's the cringe Van Zant face off

    ?si=Ycyfp6hRgH7ar-mt

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sick performance. Nice pressure.

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is the brazza plan?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A second or third round finish it looks like

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm thinking the plan is to hit Poirier with the guillotine. He would never see it coming.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sniff his bamhole 3 rounds brazza get good smell find out what he ate for breakfazt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      break diamond, brazza

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PAIGE VANZANT BKFC FACE OFF

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are we watching today?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that's actually Paige
      Wtf is that tattoo jesus christ. When did she get that?

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *heems you*

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mousepad is a small prayer rug

  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ynr paige vanzant vs rachael ostovich

  128. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Just the segement of rock tracks I enjoy along with masterpiece albums and a few bands I deem to have profound artistic merit. If you actually wanted I could post some rap/electronic music I enjoy also. But it's mostly like "young jeezy trap or die, ti heavy is the head that wears the crown, prodigy, daft punk" then just increasingly more obscure mixes and sets basically.

  129. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  130. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bro I only listen to super obscure underground bands like daft punk and gorillaz, you've probably never heard of them

  131. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do not deem this post to have profound artistic merit

  132. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gane

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finally

  133. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's schizo hours
    I'll see you guys when the heembedded drops

  134. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone would agree with this if he was Christian Mackenzie from Alabama

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uhhhh heemcels...I dont have a response for this. regroup in the discord

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >redditors actively fantasising about UFC fighters fricking their family members now
      Interesting

  135. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zestiest homies in the UFC
    >Jizzy
    >Driscus DudePleaser
    >Jon "Finger In The Butthole" Jones
    >Joe Rogan
    >GayCheese
    >Sean O'Malley
    >The Zesty homie that sucked a dick on camera
    >that zesty homie with the slam
    >that zesty whiteboy with that zesty celebration
    >that zesty south african boy that DDP probably fricks
    >everyone in that zesty gym city kickboxing all their teamates is a bunch of homosexuals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paddy Pimblett is zesty A F

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You left out the zestiest man in the whole company b, and Conor who exclusively posts softcore gay porn every time he makes a video. I assume zesty white boy is Garry if not him too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no I wasn't who I was thinking about, that one webm but yeah Garry is Zest

        A

        F

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This homie lookin' ZESTY, this homie lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this homie theatrical, this homie good with colors, this homie gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This homie lifts shirts, this homie on the down low, this homie be a toilet trader, this homie gardens uphill, this homie packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, this homie indulges in the French vice, this homie has an antipathic sexual instinct, this homie fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, this homie be a man’s man, this homie close to his mother, this homie aint someone you want to turn your back on, this homie went to art school, be careful with your soap around this man, this homie intends to adopt, he’s a reverse engineer, he’s a rear admiral, this homie eschews the front door, he loves to shop, he’s got disposable income, he’s a confirmed bachelor, you should see this homie’s nails, this homie’s dog fits in a purse, this homie smells good, you can trust this homie with your sister, this homie name Tyler. What I’m trying to say is he's 'one of them'...if you catch my drift.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Peyton Talbott for sure, dude is bisexual and sticks vapes up his butthole

  136. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick did Khabib win knowing his father is dead and he would retire immediately after

  137. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't let the door bust your ass on your way out, fat frick

  138. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watched a bit of boxing, holy frick is it boring, MMA striking is so much more entertaining.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost impossible to enjoy watching traditional boxing after watching Muay Thai or bareknuckle just before

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tbh, bare knuckle is utter kino.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How did you manage to write tbh and yeah knuck is pure boxing, I even got boxcels to admit it's closer to fighting than pillowtap lmao

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tbh it's just a gift I have, what time is knuck tonight?

  139. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Christians: correct, guided by the lord , righteous

    Muslims, israelites, Buddhist, Atheist, other: misguided, ignorant, do not know of the hurdles which they stumble

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  140. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not reading all that

  141. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any heems or are we watching the pillowtap today?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      knuck soon

  142. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jon Jones is n

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      igger

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ot straight

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ow some two months into turning the entire UK into a seethe farm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ever fighting Tom

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  143. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stand unwavering as always oh ye of little faith.

  144. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Proverbs 4:18
    But the path of the just is as the shining light, that shineth more and more unto the perfect day.
    4:19
    The way of the wicked is as darkness: they know not at what they stumble.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  145. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many bings until knuck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tbh it's just a gift I have, what time is knuck tonight?

      1 bong 10 bings

  146. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every country with more UFC fighters than Finland

    Albania
    Argentina
    Armenia
    Australia
    Austria
    Azerbaijan
    Bahrain
    Belgium
    Brazil
    Canada
    Chile
    China
    Costa Rica
    Czechia
    Denmark
    Ecuador
    England
    France
    Georgia
    Germany
    Guam
    Iceland
    India
    Indonesia
    Ireland
    Italy
    Japan
    Kazakhstan
    Kyrgyzstan
    Lithuania
    Mexico
    Moldova
    Morocco
    Netherlands
    New Zealand
    Norway
    Peru
    Poland
    Portugal
    Romania
    Russia
    Scotland
    Serbia
    Slovakia
    South Africa
    South Korea
    Spain
    Suriname
    Sweden
    Switzerland
    Tajikistan
    Thailand
    Turkey
    Ukraine
    United Arab Emirates
    United Kingdom
    United States
    Uzbekistan
    Wales

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's not even a meme if we cared about mma or combat sports like hockey we would have several champions rn people are fighting nearby this bar I feel bad for anyone with the slightest swedish accent or demeanor tonight

  147. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UFC - Ultimate Frick Yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhh oooooohhhhh shiiiiitttttt feeeeeeelssss soooo goooooood

  148. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This dude is the type of person who stands on the sidewalk outside some Scientology center with a megaphone daily just yelling at them every day.

    Build glass castles in the sky my friends, but do not choose to then reside within them as well.

  149. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UFC - ULTIMATE FATE CONCIEVING

  150. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ilia dog walked this guy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ilia was terrified of Emmett and moved his head out of the way of all his punches

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ilia
        ran from him for 4 rounds and crotchsniffed in round 5

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'd love to see you walk a dog

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        emmet would literally take Volk's life as chinny as he is. one of the most dangerous ngigas in the ufc periodt.
        compare what topurias right hand did to mitchell then emmets, topuria does not hit hard.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          emmett sucks. topuria won a 10-7 round against him

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            when that mutt gets walked down like the b***h he is. you will rue the fricking day you tried to put down a white man

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he already did put down a white boy and white boy did nothing

  151. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neurotics build castles in the sky, but psychotics live inside of them.

  152. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Punk... Punk heems.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Talmbout?

      ?si=iSgJNUydqjGepPyG

  153. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    illia, the champion, went 5 rounds with emmett? the same emmett yair had just subbed in under 2?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep the same Yair Volk absolutely slaughtered. Volk is going to obliterate Topuria in round 1. Bookmark this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        volk? that guy islam destroyed in like 2 minutes? he is the champ?

  154. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That boy half a frickin bobo wouldn't know a damn dog walk from a trugg wawlg if he flipped it upside down.

  155. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ilia was so scared of Emmetts overhand he made it not even close

  156. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  157. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any heems on tonight? I’ve just been subjected to 12 rounds of Bongslop boxing and I need some REAL fighting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know there aren't any you fricking dumb b***h frick you for reminding me

  158. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Illia 5'4ia?

    Lippy Toddlerporia?

    Turdlip Rat O'Georgia?

    Yeah max retires the manlet weirdo.

  159. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  160. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heems have been on for hours

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah, which ones bongy b?

  161. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are heems everywhere for those with the eyes to see

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where? I’m blind. Please help.

  162. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Sneeds are everywhere for those with the soil PH balance to Feed and Seed.

  163. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is AGP everywhere for Sneed with her mom’s panties

  164. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Matthew 9-
    Whoever has ears, let them hear.”
    10 The disciples came to him and asked, “Why do you speak to the people in parables?”
    11 He replied, “Because the knowledge of the secrets of the kingdom of heaven has been given to you, but not to them.
    12 Whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them.
    13 This is why I speak to them in parables: “Though seeing, they do not see; though hearing, they do not hear or understand.
    14 In them is fulfilled the prophecy of Isaiah: “ ‘You will be ever hearing but never understanding; you will be ever seeing but never perceiving.
    15 For this people’s heart has become calloused; they hardly hear with their ears, and they have closed their eyes. Otherwise they might see with their eyes, hear with their ears, understand with their hearts and turn, and I would heal them.’
    16 But blessed are your eyes because they see, and your ears because they hear."

  165. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    17 I say unto you, That many prophets and righteous men have desired to see those things which ye see, and have not seen them; and to hear those things which ye hear, and have not heard them.
    18 Hear ye therefore the parable of the sower.
    19 When any one heareth the word of the kingdom, and understandeth it not, then cometh the wicked one, and catcheth away that which was sown in his heart. This is he which received seed by the way side.
    20 But he that received the seed into stony places, the same is he that heareth the word, and anon with joy receiveth it;
    21 Yet hath he not root in himself, but dureth for a while: for when tribulation or persecution ariseth because of the word, by and by he is offended.

  166. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Homosexuality is a sin.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God has no part of your loife

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God loves me and hates you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          schaub loves us all equally

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Proof? He made me excessively intelligent and athletic and handsome with a crazy long schlong too. What did he give you?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Girl you can’t admit your meng is only 7 inches and call it “crazy long”

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You’re gay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ur mom

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Proof? He made me excessively intelligent and athletic and handsome with a crazy long schlong too. What did he give you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Factual

  167. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  168. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Islam Makhacheva

  169. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ate quite a lot of pork today

  170. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ate quite a lot

    We know bud.

  171. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

  172. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The new gloves are debuting next heem week

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      road to poofc already used them and tuf used them all season

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      road to poofc already used them and tuf used them all season

      OOOHHHHHHHHHH HES HURT! Leaf EXPOSED

  173. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd kill for a 7 inch hawlg

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will kill you

  174. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Oooohhh!" - Joe Rogan upon seeing a calf kick

  175. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never measured my hawlg, don’t need to

  176. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  177. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Having sex with men makes you gay sorry I don’t make the rules.

  178. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    huh

  179. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of mma or fight analysis, /heem/ is discussing dick size. Disappointing.

  180. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Corey Sandhagen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick that homie. I still remember his bullshit fight with Rob Font.

  181. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5'9
    >7 inches (she claims)
    Poor Sneed, AGP was destined for her.

  182. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sneed posting his nudes again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      her*

  183. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  184. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It do be feeling like that sometimes when spammys going on a bad one.

  185. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GET THE FRICK IN HERE KNUCKCHADS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we don't watch that crap here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BKFC Mexico
      Does this mean the fighters decapitate each other while drug ballads play?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ultima Faita Chainsaw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Opener: battle of the tiny, elderly mexicanos

  186. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  187. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I certainly feel bongy is a little snake in the grass.

  188. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Machadosisters... not like this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      w-what happened to smegwards

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Permaheemed by a dumbell

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Belal sent him to the decisionrealm

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        PFL champion

  189. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doubled audio
    classic knuck

  190. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking about changing my name to Flavius Chen. Thoughts?

  191. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I HEEEEEEMMMMM ON YOU homieS LIKE I NEVER LEARNED TO WALK
    YEAH, IT'S ALL EYEZ ON ME GONNA SEND EM TO ALLAH
    SEND THE WRONG FIGHTER TO ME, IMMA GET HIM DROPPED AY
    WON ANOTHER TITLE AND I WON'T GIVE IT UP AY
    HOW MANY SUBS DO I GOT REALLY GOT IN STOCK? AY
    1 2 3 4 5 PLUS 5 AY
    ARI IS A LIE HE A TKO GOD AY
    DRINK THEY ASS UP LIKE A CUP OF KVASS AY
    FEATHERWEIGHT homie NEED TO STAY INSIDE AY
    ABU DHABI IS A MUST, WE OUTSIDE AY

  192. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *farts*

  193. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that lil beaner has the widest nose i've ever seen

  194. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mike Perry made $1 mil for his fight against Eddie Alvarez. Who else is worthy of making $1 mil per fight in the BKFC?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the one and only

  195. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Old knucker has multiple large machete scars on his stomach

  196. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that time of the night canada, how about a knuck edition?

  197. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dick is 6.3” with a 5” girth when fully erect. That’s non-bone pressed measurement. Bone pressed the length comes out at 6.5”. Thoughts?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no one asked, Garry

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Corr come on big guy let's see it

        Can I see?

        unlucky mate

        Thanks, your feedback is well received. Au revoir!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Corr come on big guy let's see it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can I see?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unlucky mate

  198. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems to be about 5 people in attendance at BKFC Mexico

  199. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BKFC MEXICO PRELIMS ON NOW

  200. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Genuine question - why is top dawlg the most entertaining shit I have ever watched?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very high level fights with great production, soul, art direction, aesthetics etc. etc.

      Next card is on Friday, should be a peach.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they know what they're about

  201. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No more threads til poofc next week.

  202. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We knuck here

  203. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these mixans look a little more energetic

  204. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man make the next fricking thread already please

  205. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'M BAKING NOBODY ELSE BAKE!!!!! IT'S GUNNA BE A RIPPER OF A THREAD!!!!

  206. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Islam said the gloves will cause stiffness

  207. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry I got it, it's ready to go any second now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HEY I'M ONE SECOND AWAY FROM MAKING A NEW THREAD YOU'RE GUNNA FRICK IT UP!!!

  208. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    both of you yuppies shut up already. i've got the thread

  209. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sit tight it's coming

  210. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually it's just now finally occurred to me what spammy bongs major malfunction is.

    Bubba you for real think everybody else is just as insecure and self loathing as you are, don't you? Don't you? But well adapted emotionally mature adults are so beyond your elementry-school insult spamming shit that we just feel uncomfortable about you. You gotta start being cognizant of your default outlook and self image and being more deliberate with your thought patterns. Take it or leave it homeboy all your time spent on here projecting and seeking negative attention isn't helping you at all. Ain't nothing gonna change for you until you do something different, and that's the realest shit you'll ever ignore cuz not one word of this is supposed to hurt your feelings.

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