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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KEK it's fricking true though, Solo is a total charisma vacuum whose presence evaporates when an actual star is around

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So he's just like Reigns?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well Reigns is a tier above him. Solo looks much bigger now just because Roman is gone. And Roman faded into the background when the Rock was here. I like the big dog but he's just not Rock level

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All you had to do was say yes

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They're not the same thoughbeit
            Roman can actually display some swagger from time to time and has a billion dollar look. I don't deal in short talk

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    solo is literally fatu at home. bigger, better worker, better talker, the list goes on. they should have just hired him years ago to do this instead of solo but vince the serial sex predator couldn't stand hiring a guy that was in jail like 20 years ago.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fatu would honestly be a great monster heel for Cody to overcome like Umaga was to Cena. If we get Solo going after Cody's belt instead, that'll be a massive disappointment.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he is, they should play it like Solo's holding him back

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah he'd be the best out of the whole bloodline

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That’s literally how it should be played out. Bring in Jacob as this Umaga level monster that Solo can barely control. If he really sucks all charisma off Solo, pivot and have him take over the Bloodline to help catalyst start this rumored civil war story dirtsheets being up.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Solo needs to get a less bussin hairstyle and he should bloatmax

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he should bloatmax

      He's already fat as frick. He needs some muscle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Solo has to start looking like 2k24 Solo

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THATS WHATS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!! SOLO GETS GASSED UP AS THE NEW BOSS, THEN GETS DOUBLE CROSSED BY SOMEONE BIGGER AND BADDER THAN HIM AND HAS TO REUNITE WITH HIS BROTHERS AND ROMAN TO DRIVE AWAY THE COCONUT MENACE WHAT KIND OF moron IS LEAKING THIS? YOU ARE ONLY NERVOUS IF YOU ARE moronic AND DONT UNDERSTAND STORY STRUCTURE FUUUCCKK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Solo is bigger/taller than Jacob tho.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm not atheist. Keep fixating on suicide though. Just remember to do it right when you finally make the decision and go somewhere that will keep your guts intact for someone useful.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Samoans
    >Tongans
    So who the frick are Fatus? Are they from yet another coconut island?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fatu is Jey, Jimmy and Solo's actual family name and Jacob is the cousin to those 3.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then why is Roman Anoia or whatever? What about the real names of Timmy Tanga and Tonga Longa? Let's see...
        >Alipate Aloisio Leone
        >Tevita Tu'amoeloa Fetaiakimoeata Fifita
        ....What the absolute frick? I thought they were shoot brothers. Those names look nothing alike. Is this all just a ruse and nobody in the bloodline is actually blood related to each other?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          somoan bloodlines are a work they're on some this guy what my uncles friend so he's my family type shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Tevita Fifita
          kek that rhymes even better than tanga langa

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tama is adopted.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >adopted
            >bloodline
            this is even more sad than rock and roman pretending to be family because of epic blood oath

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Rock's mom was adopted by the blood oath guy too

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Does everyone at your family meet n' frick reunion have the same last name Cletus? They're Fatus because Rikishi's mother was Afa and Sika's sister that married a guy named Fatu you dumb motherfricker.

          Tama Tonga and Hikuleo aren't blood related to Haku but they are blood related to Tanga Loa. They're cousins on Haku's wife's side.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes sir, everyone in my family has the same name sir. We take the last names of our fathers, not our mothers and we never divorce and marry another female sir, that's taboo. Adoption is also frowned upon sir. We have a family with traditional values, they are not like your white American trash families sir. Good morning sir.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tama Tonga and Tonga Loa are sons of Haku. Tama is adopted. Haku and his sons are from Tonga.

          Haku is considered part of the “family” because for those Polynesian, close family friends are family. The Rock considers Haku his legit Uncle even though he’s not blood related. For them that’s close enough to be family.

          The Rock is technically not blood related to the Anoa’i family because his mother was adopted by High Chief Peter Maivia.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So all these coconut Black folk are moronic. Got ya

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >close family friends are family
            No, they're not. Family betrays you. Close friends do not.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jacob would outshine Roman in a lot of ways. He's an awesome wrestler.
    He's also criminally insane to a degree and can't leave the United States. If he had kept his shit together, he should be in Solo's spot instead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't care about wrestling until he saw the Uso bros on tv while he was in prison. Fatu being legit crazy is part of why he's such a good wrestler. He reminds me of an era of when wrestlers actually were legit psychopaths instead of random baby fans who grew up watching wrestling. It's just the cherry on top that he can even do that flippy shit 'ring work' that indie shitters love so much.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow there's an unverifiable report confirming shit people on Twitter have been saying for weeks? How convenient!

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Just Me Uce

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bravo papa nose

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you cut your dick off lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dont watch WWE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that made up shit I just invented in my head sounds dumb
      Oh jeez go figure

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so that coconut Black person going on that losing streak was made up?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Basically, since they counted house show matches, which is ridiculous for obvious reasons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      House shows aren't canon
      The last big singles match solo had was where he brutalized cena
      Where they couldve done more for him is letting him actually talk for once to show us what he is like.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you post this on twatter and then screencap it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can tell it's him since he cropped out the name lmao

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a legitimate fear. He's the only one in this shitty family who is any good

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are no Charisma Rock wannabes Samoans.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What? I thought they were just using Solo to keep the seat warm until Fatu finally arrived. Fatu actually has presence and when he speaks, he comes off like an unhinged monster. Exactly why everyone compares him to Umaga. Don't tell me that they're really planning to use Solo as Roman's replacement. Fatu already has experience in leading heel factions at mlw, and he always came off as the final big boss to end all other big bosses. When Fatu came to mlw, the very first thing he did was destroy the other two big bad heel factions at the time, Salina's crew & Filthy Tom's crew. His faction also kayfabe killed the Lucha Bros by throwing a molotov at them lol.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He can't work international shows. So that leaves him unable to work 6/7 PPVs that are on the books right now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that makes him even better. "too dangerous to leave the country" promos etc. they're all house show tier anyway unless they start doing the big 3 overseas.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that would be a good cope, i like it

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only the dead know peace from the Coconut Black person community theatre

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Theyre gonna nerf his moveset and style arent they

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sorry bro we can't use you because you are in every sense a better version of the guy we already have and we really want him to stop being a shitter

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So... make them a tag team? Have each Bloodline team go after each of the tag belts. This actually makes sense. Solo is unironically not really a solo act anyway.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fatu is a shoot based moron he's either going to be based af if they actually let him do his shit or flame out tremendously

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