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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so glad I don't watch this crap.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But you watch 'E slop which makes you twice as moronic sadly

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So watching AEW makes you moronic? Can't be twice more moronic than nothing.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bryan eating ANOTHER pin
    Lmao!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what do you expect? everyone else in that ring is a self-mark.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >self marks
        >Eddie
        >YB$

        I'm pretty sure The Young Bucks have the worst PPV record in AEW

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eddie is absolutely a self-mark.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who'd he bury?

            >Mcmg should be team Aew
            I love them but no it wouldn't make any sense built like that
            Would have worked if it was something like the bucks two greatest rival teams coming together tho

            kino

            6 cruiserweight manlets. Oh joy!

            >YB$
            >Jungle Lad
            >Okada
            >FTR
            >Eddie
            >Bryan

            >6

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Who'd he bury?
            Literally anyone who has had to sell his offense is no longer credible.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Who'd he bury?
            Literally anyone who has had to sell his offense is no longer credible.

            I mean the guy cosplays as Japanese guys including when he went against Okada with his not-Triple Crown which he won in the G1 at Home, he's some sort of ultra mark in some way

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Who'd he bury?

            Takeshita
            Marufuji
            Akiyama

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everybody look like they shrunk in the washing machine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HONEY I SHRUNK THE MIDS

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Popped

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >spits blood and dies in you're path

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
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        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking outstanding

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They need to make the sequel HONEY I BLEW UP THE BABYFACE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
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        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. I get them not wanting to get a smaller ring, but they don't have to film it like they're fricking ants. They're shorter guys, but they're not like fricking 5'2.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does everybody look like they shrunk

      Kek. I get them not wanting to get a smaller ring, but they don't have to film it like they're fricking ants. They're shorter guys, but they're not like fricking 5'2.

      >they don't have to film it like they're fricking ants. They're shorter guys, but they're not like fricking 5'2
      yeah they look like children out there its impossible to take any of that seriously they look so tiny. its also a sad state of affairs when those 8 wrestlers are your top 8 guys. lol

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How tall are Perrys lifts or how much is Okada hunching goddamn

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    8 homies in the ring and not a single one of them is over 6' tall

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okada is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tony and Jack are shoot 6’4

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not a single one of them is over 6' tall
      Neither is the this dimeless asiatic you are posting, lil nujamal.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grim grim grim

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well at least it's not Garcia

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i was gonna shitpost and console war this thread but you know what? frick that
    im glad you're enjoying it anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah you are

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did the bucks finally learn how to cut a promo after hiding in backstage segments for the last 4 years?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they’re good at cutting heel promos, babyface promos not so much

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They need more people in the ring in street clothes

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BUH-NAH-NAH-NAH-NAHHHH-NAHNAH

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wasted in a gimmick street fight match where FTR gets concussed

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ospreay beats Bryan at the last PPV, establishing him as the best wrestler in the world
    >at the next PPV he is challenging for midcard belt #2 while Bryan goes on to be in the main event

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >main event
      No way , this can’t be the main event ……

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anarchy in the Arena has to go on last, same with Stadium stampede, too much shit gets wrecked. This + EVPs working with Christian to demote Swerve's match to below the women's match is how they'll avoid actually doing a women's main event. I feel it in my bones.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >muh feelings

          Seek therapy bru

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try Chud but Mercedes and Willow are main eventing

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I THOUGHT EDDIE AND BRIAN WERE BLOOD ENEMIES, WHY ARE THEY FRICKING TEAMING UP?!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this bothered me too. i wouldnt have liked it if it was moxley, but that wouldve made sense. why is bryan there? revenge on okada?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bryan's literally Tony's right hand man
        This is cannon in press conferences and other things
        how stupid are e-drones

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bryan defending AEW's honor makes sense and is based

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            God it pisses me off that there is just enough cool shit going on in AEW that I cant ignore it completely. I love Bryan's insane retirement run, Swerve/Hangman and like 2 other guys, but everything else is unwatchable

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okada literally broke Bryan’s arm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this bothered me too. i wouldnt have liked it if it was moxley, but that wouldve made sense. why is bryan there? revenge on okada?

      >he expects consistency and logic from Tony Khan booking
      LMAO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ENTIRE story was about Bryan finally respecting him at the end.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the bucks are such a powerful threat they have to lay their differences aside.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where the frick is Kenny wasn't he supposed to be there tonight

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kenny said on stream before hand that he hadn't confirmed he'd be there and they shouldn't have advertised him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That didn’t happen lol. He said he was mostly on board appearing last week but then the arena advertised it so he called and said let’s do it.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That babyface team has the same energy as Ren Narita challenging for the IWGP title. ABsolutely grim.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was hoping it was gonna be the MCMG

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mooom!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WWE must be miracle workers a portion of the time because that angle even temporarily interested me in guys like Ambrose and Rowan.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The 2010s had a lot of bullshit, but in that brief window of time in 2012-2014 the tag division (and 'trios division', if such a thing existed) was brilliant. Everything involving The Shield, The Wyatts, Cody and Dustin (pre-Stardust) and to a slightly lesser extent the Usos was incredible. My two underrated favourites that are probably not in anyone else's top 50 matches are The Shield v Wyatts at Elimination Chamber and The Shield vs The Rhodes brothers at Battleground.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    From the thumbnail, I thought Eddie Kingston was Shane-o-Mac kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is kingston dressed like one of those little cholos you can buy out of the gumball machines

      I thought he was Konnan at first.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ROH's Eddie Kingston and 3 WWE guys? Doesn't AEW have guys to defend it?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could've done with the story to simmer for another few weeks but I get it. especially when bryan joins the elite

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cmftr vs elite at home
    PFHAHAHHAHAHAH oh wow

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we live in a universe where cm punk is more injury prone than bryan danielson
      grim

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why wouldn't you put Ospreay in this match if you're trying to build him up? You can have the gimmick be that he and danielson have a warrior's respect for each other or some shit and danielson asks him to step in on behalf of aew and will being both real-life and kayfabe immensely grateful to tony for giving him millions can take eddie's spot or better yet one of the ftr homosexuals and replace the other one with moxley

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The frick does Ospreay to do with any of this
      This is your brain on Papa Gaytch's slop booking

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you not want to position Oceanspray as a face of the company when all he's done since he got there was dick ride for Tony?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a guy you want to position as important and you can easily narratively involve him. What does anyone have to do with anything unless you write them to, moron?
        >papa gaytch
        RENT. FREE.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He's a guy you want to position as important
          No he isn't.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The frick does Ospreay to do with any of this

        As much as the fatty.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is kingston dressed like one of those little cholos you can buy out of the gumball machines

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey isn't one of these guys going to jail? Pretty wild Tony has booked him nonstop since.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glad I closed the tab early.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what does burger kingston have to do with any of this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Matthew, Nicholas, and Okada attacked him on Okada’s debut and then Okada took his title.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know asking questions like this easily expose you don’t watch the show?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHY IS EVERYONE SO SMALL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be relatable to us redditors

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As a middle aged software developer the one on the right would be “in good shape”. But a wrestler? That’s a no from me dog.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the absolute state of Okada in AEW

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No wonder they cant even get 750k viewers no more LMFAO

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not one threatening looking dude in that ring
    the absolute state of modern wrestling.

    aew where random 40 yr old soccer moms size mog every wrestler in your company

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the asian guy being one of the tallest people in your company kek

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop laughing

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they're doing a worse job presenting Okada than I ever could have imagined

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the wwe equivalent?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would have been the perfect dynamite if the goddess was in the house.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if GayEW got rid of trash like Kingston, Frick the rectum and the cucks, I could respect them, and that's a big maybe

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    am I getting worked? how tall is Jungle gay and how tall is Okada ? I thought Okada was like 6'2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one in that ring is taller than 5'11 I promise you that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the Jap is the tallest one
        what the frick bizzaro world did we enter?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And o-Cody is only 6’3”

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >still competing with the developmental fed 5 years in
      Kek there is no way any of your cultists ever dreamt it would end up this bad

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every single angle somehow got worse tonight.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One thing AEW and WWE have in common right now are two of the worst aligned faces ever, FTR in AEW and Rollins in WWE. How the frick are these homosexuals pushed as likeable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seff redeemed himself at mania

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the league of extraordinarily small gentlemen

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A bunch of guys on a losing streak versus a bunch of guys on a winning streak
    Lmao

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AEW needs a stylist, I'm so sick of top guys showing up in sweatpants.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What you don’t like your aspirational and/or larger than life characters to dress more casually than most people when they get groceries?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What you don’t like your aspirational and/or larger than life characters to dress more casually than most people when they get groceries?

      >LE HECKIN' STYLERINO!

      e-drones really are homosexual reality TV show watchers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >A Drone: MUST PROTECT LAZY SLOP

        grim

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >calling anyone lazy when you attempt to flip disses

          [...]
          I mean the guy cosplays as Japanese guys including when he went against Okada with his not-Triple Crown which he won in the G1 at Home, he's some sort of ultra mark in some way

          That doesn't make him a self-mark ya baka.

          But Tony needs to put a random mid card belt on Ospreay because he thinks everyone will praise AEW for having the best champions but no one will give a shit and the ratings will continue to plummet and WBD won't renew them

          kek of course a dimwit who doesn't understand why the International Title is going on a Brit would believe the no renewy cope

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Look around, lil bro. You're literally the last person here defending this shit. Time to just walk away and let it die.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Black person if I wanted to watch some skinny midget walking around wearing a t shirt, some sneakers and sweatpants I'd just visit a Starbucks.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ftr vs bucks hardcore match 2 ppvs in a row

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It should've been Bucks vs MCMG this time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mcmg should be team Aew
        I love them but no it wouldn't make any sense built like that
        Would have worked if it was something like the bucks two greatest rival teams coming together tho

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Inb4 Jack uses real heckin glass

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6 cruiserweight manlets. Oh joy!

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't FTR both facing off against the Bucks?

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible show this week. Really, really awful compared to last week, but that's the AEW way.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Okada in a suit
    >Bucks dressed like morons
    >Perry looking homeless
    >Eddie dressed like his mom pays his rent
    >3 random white guys in t-shirts who do nothing but job
    Just overflowing with star power

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    supposed to put bums in seats, not in the ring

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I DONT CARE
    HOLY FRICK I DONT CATE
    THIS SHIT IS SO HEATLESS GRRREAHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED A MOTHERFRICKING JACKET LOOKING AT THIS BRRRR
    I WAS LEGIT MORE INVESTED IN IYO SKY VS NATALYA (good match btw) THAN THE ENTIRE TWO HOURS
    I WANT AEW TO DO BETTER BUT GOD I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      calm down dear

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sry.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okada the Japanese man is the tallest one there. Jack wears higher up shoes.

    That old pic of hogan and Foley in the ring with nick and Matt from tna days proves everything Hogan said about these 2 was right

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    slobs, trannies, and midgets

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >let's run the same match back we did last year except a way more dimeless version
    Tony is creatively bankrupt

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get FTR the frick outta there. Team aew should’ve been
    >Danielson
    >Ospreay
    >Eddie
    >Hangman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But Tony needs to put a random mid card belt on Ospreay because he thinks everyone will praise AEW for having the best champions but no one will give a shit and the ratings will continue to plummet and WBD won't renew them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tony should've done this angle with Punk, Danielson, and Christian as the nu-nWo and he should've done it as soon as Punk and Danielson got there. Team AEW should've been every single member of the roster who wasn't an ex-WWE guy. Also The Elite should've been preemptively fired to prevent them from ruining everything.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, except for the last sentence,

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ. Tallest guy there must be 5ft5.
    Wrestling is a big joke today.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So anyway here's one pictured with the current WWE Champion.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cody slouching and angling his head sideways
        >"6'4" Okami only slightly taller than him despite Codester being shoot 5'11
        and redditors used to think this asiatic was as tall as Orton lel

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Cope Open is Saturday junior.

          Look around, lil bro. You're literally the last person here defending this shit. Time to just walk away and let it die.

          No. The last thing you'll see before dying of a seethe-related embolism is me posting facts you don't like.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THAT'S GOTTA BE JESSE PINKMAN!

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know we complain a lot about everyone's gimmick these days just being "guy who loves wrestling" but jesus christ these guys do nothing to distinguish themselves, they all look like middle aged dads you'd see at the gym. Compare this faceoff to last year's survivor series. Even with the teams full of midcarders they look and feel more important and memorable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey that’s not fair. Middle aged guys that actually want to appear in shape would also diet and therefore would not look like fat slobs like at least 3-4 of these losers do. I’ve said this in other threads but I should not look more cut that people that are called “wrestlers” when I have to work a 9-5 before being able to workout when almost 40. They should be ashamed to have this be their job and they look like that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tiny pays them no matter what. there is no incentive to strive for greatness so they settle for mediocrity.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know. But, man I’d be embassed to look that bad just going to the grocery store. Having shitty cloths irl is whatever. But, the state of your body is a reflection of a lot of life choices over time. And the story it tells about these mother frickers is a sad one.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like ki-no milly

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >3 former WWE guys
    >eddy kingston
    This is team AEW?

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