How can one state be so fricking bad at sports?

How can one state be so fricking bad at sports? Minnesota doesn't even deserve professional sports teams at this point.

>no super bowls or pre-super bowl era football championships
>no NHL championships ever
>no NBA championships since the 1954 Minneapolis Lakers beat some guys from Syracuse
>No MLB championships since 1991

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1991 was objectively the greatest World Series ever played thoughever

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too bad you aren't old enough to remember watching it

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They won the lady hockey cup 🙂

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    US best states by decade
    >50's-60's : New York
    >60's-80's : California
    >80's-90's : Florida
    >90's-10's : Minnesota
    >2010-2015 : California
    >2015-Presnt : Utah
    >30's-40's : Arizona
    >40's-70's Nevada

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick are you talking about?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's so different about Minnesota that makes them suck so much? Wisconsin teams are great aren't they pretty much the same as Minnesota?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Largest Muslim population in America

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wisconsin has a large nationwide diaspora. Minnesota does not.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Minnesota is a complete hick state. The Twin Cities are just a disgusting sprawl LARPing as a real metropolis. The state is full of inbred Scandinavians, passive aggressiveness, and bumpkins who only think their state is great because they've never lived anywhere else. That the number one attraction in the whole fricking state is a shopping mall should tell you everything you need to know about Minnesota. Birmingham, Alabama is a more sophisticated place.

      Wisconsin is much better because Wisconsinites don't have their heads up their asses. They know that Milwaukee isn't a global city and that their state runs on drunkenness, cheese, and bratwurst.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the "white people can't handle spice" meme was pure fiction until I lived in the Twin Cities for a few years. Black pepper is too spicy for a lot of the people who live there. They prefer bland casseroles called "hot dish" that are made with condensed "cream of ____" soups, tater tots from the freezer section, a bag of mixed frozen vegetables, and 93% lean ground beef. Drowning their sorrows in a big plate of hot dish cooked up by their fat wives is an annual Minnesota tradition after the Vikings are eliminated.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes they put cheese on it too, but that's a little too exotic for most Minnesotans.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bleh, that doesn't even look like proppa sloppa

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Black pepper is too spicy for a lot of the people who live there
          i've yet to meet anyone where this is the case

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        States dominated by one city are usually shit. You either live in a gross megacity or somewhere with effectively no representation still carrying high cost of living from the megacity implementing everything statewide

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They literally have Twin Cities

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Minneapolis is the only one that matters
            St. Paul is an absolute Jannetty of a city

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Minnesota is such a loser state that their pro lacrosse team moved to Atlanta so they could watch black men frick their wives.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How can one state be so fricking bad at sports?
    You mean one city have such shit mercenary pro sports squads

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any state or city in the USA where laterally they only stand out in soccer and only have the MLS Cup as their only professional sporting achievement?

    basically a city where the NBA, NHL, MLB and NFL are absolutely incompetent and without any kind of achievement

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where the Chiefs, Braves, and Blackhawks play. Don’t forget Spokane and Indianapolis which both have a minor league team called the Indians. Now FRICK OFF

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And yet you're STILL talking about them because they're STILL the protags. Incel atheists cannot debate this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're the comic relief

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They just won the PWHL championship :^)

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a curse for that ugly state flag

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which one? The old ugly one or the new ugly one?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the new ugly leddcit muh vexology one
        at least seal on blue background state flags are SOVL

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ugly, indistinguishable, and basic is truly sovl

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