how do we break his spell?

how do we break his spell?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A brief reminder.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that dude lost his job and people burned his house after this btw

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and the racism raid started on vini. many disgraces are linked to this episode.
        the cat's power is unmatched, we underestimated it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        butthole found out what happens when you frick with cats.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good. The fact that he doubles and triples down by mocking the guy who called him out sealed it for me. Frick him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >people burned his house
        SOVL

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        source?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there isn't because he made it up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and the racism raid started on vini. many disgraces are linked to this episode.
        the cat's power is unmatched, we underestimated it

        not to mention that particular world cup was won by our greatest enemies
        fricking cat couldn't handle one little push and had to destroy everything. it's like some final destination shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          awww so you do care about us after all :3

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >our greatest enemies
          Palestine has a world cup?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        source?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what vinicius was trying to achieve with those looks on audience?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The cat called Vini the M word, he's lucky they didn't make soup with it right in that moment.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it, why did the cat bother him to the point that his natural reaction would be to grab and toss it? I would have petted the cat and I am a dog person. I know the cat wasn't hurt in the least, it just strikes me as odd that his reaction upon seeing a cat would be to just grab and toss it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The cat didn't even try to attack that guy. Why?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are third worlders like this? Especially the boomer third worlders

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did the cat get there in the first place?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that dude lost his job and people burned his house after this btw

      there was nothing wrong with what he did
      cats always fall on their feet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vini clearly looks uncomfortable

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was because of the woman screaming

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why he do that to the kitto? It wasn't doing anything.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's what you think

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the cat is fine
        thats how you treat them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TFD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why this make redditors seethe so hard?
      do they not know how flexible cats are?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >animals don't solely exist for me to project my aborted kids onto and being turned into castrated personal slaves?
        impossible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you think about this could've been such an endearing moment with the cat sitting in the middle of the interview, it could've brought even more support to brazil showing how in peace with nature they are but of course their inner chimp had to take over and get a free curse instead

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. And even if I don't think what he did is that big of a deal, when you are a professional, you have to pay attention to these little things, how it affects your image and your team. Stupid move nonetheless.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >brazil
        >in peace with nature
        Since when?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just don't understand people who grab cats like that. it's not because cats do that to their kitten that it is the right thing to do, it still hurts them, we have hands we don't need to do it the same way

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      subhuman behavior.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make cats holy and give everyone a death penalty who hurts a cat

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she o HEXED them

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We cursed you not him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're a somalian cat?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You must offer a Brazilian as a sacrifice to the cat. Otherwise you won't win o-hexa until the cat dies of natural causes.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/sport-football-circa-1958-young-brazilian-star-pele-holding-news-photo/79035662

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cat thinks its the boss and it can sit somewhere it doesn't belong because it's used to dealing with infected toxobetas
    >uninfected chad puts the cat in its place
    >infected toxobetas lose their minds over muh heckin kotterino
    now watch the toxoseethe pour in

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >
      >

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cope

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      enjoy not winning anything for the next 100 years, macaco

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in english pls

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Toxobetas = People infected with toxoplasmosis.
        Kotterino = Kot = Cat.
        Everything else is self-explanatory even for us ESL.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you do understand that toxoplasmosis affects your ability to be risk averse, so you take more risks and chad up like a toxoalpha unlike kalazarbetas

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally this, frick cats and frick toxicucks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally this, frick cats and frick toxicucks.

      uhhhh... dogsisters?

      >Toxoplasma-infected subjects are more attractive, symmetrical, and healthier than non-infected ones.
      Source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8958965/
      >Toxoplasmosis increases creativity and intelligence in producing schizophrenia-like symptoms.
      Source:
      https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29068607/
      >Toxoplasma INCREASES testosterone levels in men, to levels that should be the norm in men, but are not due to the modern lifestyle of humans nowadays and how they kill every paraasite (including positive ones) in their body.
      Source:
      https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5994116/
      >Ancient Egyptian Pharaohs literally had these parasites and had access to the truths of the universe, with studies showing these parasites existed in the tombs of the mummies.
      Source:
      https://puj.journals.ekb.eg/article_87417_a58d86a5b2344a26876cb959baa9024d.pdf
      > previous research has shown that Toxoplasma-infected men are, on average, 3-cm taller
      https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8958965/#:~:text=Although%20this%20hypothesis%20has%20not,et%20al.%2C%202007).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        worms hands typed this post

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >worms bad because uhhhh.... the mentally ill trannies on Fhite told me they are

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            jesus christ dude

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            take ivermectin
            now

            >nooooo the parasites in my brain from my CADE is totally ok!!
            >here's the science to prove it!!!
            Kys

            Toxocucks will never learn lol

            >all this seething and no arguments

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            take ivermectin
            now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Toxoplasma INCREASES testosterone levels in men
        wtf? I am bald because of cats?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how do we break his spell?
    >Find that cat.
    >Bring it to Brazil.
    >Treat the cat like a God.
    Boom, curse is broken.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    iconic photo

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We must perform humiliation rituals

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    putting it again a stronger curse, you have to play harry kane England

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1. Try finding a "tabby cat" that looks exactly like pic related somewhere in Brazil.
    >2. Send it to a romani gypsy and force him/her to go to a press conference during the World Cup or Copa America.
    >3. If Vinicius is there, the gypsy will attempt to force him to pet it as an apology, then adopting it as the team's mascot for good luck.
    >4. Also tell the captain Danilo to urinate on the two goal posts at Maracana
    There ya go, curse is broken.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH NOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN CATERINO

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nooooo the parasites in my brain from my CADE is totally ok!!
    >here's the science to prove it!!!
    Kys

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >There's a special brand of schizoidposting campaigning against cats
    You never stop learning

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Toxocucks will never learn lol

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    REMEMBER that as a man your family isn’t complete without
    >1 wife
    >at least one boy and at least one girl
    >guard dog
    >cat
    >at least one food-providing farm animal
    >a trade or profession (self-employed)
    total self-sufficiency should be the end goal of any man. So basically if you don’t like cats you are a beta cuck that can’t charm a pussy.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >worm hands typed this post

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Parasites are not good for you m8

      stay new.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Parasites are not good for you m8

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have a doggo mascot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Name a team with a dog mascot that isn't shit. Wolves don't count

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        UCONN Huskies.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wolves don't count
        cope. wolves are just big dogs

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