How the hell do they top this next year?

How the hell do they top this next year?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spit roast a live piggE

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have someone bring an actual gun to the ring and use it during a match

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the wrestling?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    try not to show people standing by with fire extinguishers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bucks have to let you know it’s fake and they have every spot planned out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick did you want them to do, let him cook? What a false flagging b***h. If he got hurt you;d be complaining it was too dangerous.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just not show them before hand. Film the part where jungle Jack grabs Tony before you put the flame moronant gel on him, don’t show the fire extinguishers on stage before they are used.
        And while we’re at it don’t film guys blading. And the talent shouldn’t take bumps when a dive clearly misses them. These are all very simple things aew can do to improve itself.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >And while we’re at it don’t film guys blading. And the talent shouldn’t take bumps when a dive clearly misses them. These are all very simple things aew can do to improve itself.
          These are not thing exclusive to AEW. WWE has done it too. You're being disingenuous as frick here.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t watch wwe. Never will with any regularity. You’re being disingenuous when you act like people have to throw jabs at wwe for some false sense of fairness when talking about aew.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >b-b-but whatabout WWE!!!!!
            There we go again…

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I assume you watch WWE based on the way you're talking, right? The company that has spooky Alexa Bliss shit. Or Uncle Howdy. Or Tony D'Angelo whacking people?

            All sets legally have to have extinguishers at the ready, ya fricking moron

            >but WWE
            lmfao trannies are mindbroken

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrestling isnt real ya fricking mark

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrestling isn't real but, for 99% of people out there, it's nice not having to completely jettison all suspension of disbelief.
        That is what AEW and its apologists don't seem to get.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They knew Darby was going to try to murder them with a flame thrower. It makes sense that they'd have fire extinguishers waiting.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why didn’t they just hit darby with the extinguisher then? The bucks are absolute shit that need to meticulously plan out spots even if they don’t make sense

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This. Imagine spending an entire month memorizing your match, the entire day before they let fans in practicing it, and it still looking as bad as a bucks match.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If Darby wanted to murder Jack, why didn't he just bring in a pistol and shoot him. One would imagine that would have been a lot less risky than running into the arena with a flamethrower (how did he even get past security?)
            It's mindless theatrics for the sake of mindless theatrics. Theatrics make pro-wrestling great but there's only so much suspension of disbelief that's possible before it becomes a bit silly.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have been a Darby fan, but he really is a moron without Sting/Joe/Christian reining him in. What was he trying to achieve in kayfabe? It's attempted murder, no?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why does Darby want to murder jack anyway? Why is he using a flame thrower to defend Tony’s honor when he was a replacement in the storyline. None of this shit is thought through or planned out, it’s just noise for the sake of noise. Attempts to get viral clips on the internet with no semblance of actual storytelling.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If WWE did this you'd think it was the best thing ever and would bend over backwards to defend it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The story is its Anarchy in the Arena and after The Bucks kayfabe injured Eddie Kingston, Team AEW were forced to call in the nuclear option, psychopath Darby Allin who has no limits. I know there wasn't weeks of forty minute promos to hammer this home but it's not that hard to follow.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If he's a psychopath and there are no limits, why not a gun or a knife?
            Seems a lot easier than some weird flamethrower contraption.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What difference does it make what deadly weapon he used? The point was he was using a deadly weapon. That's the most granular nonsensical argument.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The only point of using a flamethrower instead of one of the weapons I mentioned is that a flamethrower is fully reverse-able. You just need fire extinguishers and no damage has been done.
            Again, it kills suspension of disbelief that he actually wanted to hurt the guy. If you can't do something believably, better not to do it at all.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is the most desperate and nonsensical attempt to find something to complain about i've ever seen. just admit you don't like AEW no matter what they do. Stop trying to couch it in you being fair and balanced.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hey, it works for you. Great.
            I'm just telling you why it doesn't work for me or many other people.
            But you've got me all wrong. I'm glad you enjoy AEW. I want to see it do well. I'm not bashing for the sake of bashing.
            I'm just saying why I don't particularly care to watch it and telling me I'm "desperate" or "nonsensical" in my reasoning really isn't going to win me over. Between all the Japanese companies I follow I have plenty of wrestling that's more to my tastes that I can watch.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm just telling you why it doesn't work for me or many other people.
            you're talking about your twitter bubble. plenty of people enjoyed it. don't try to make out like your the overwhelming majority here.

            i'm saying you're desperate and nonsensical because you're clutching at the smallest most insignificant details to try and discredit the whole thing. its the eric bischoff playbook. now you're just trying to play the "i'm just saying" card.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you say so.
            I guess that's why AEW is doing so great in ratings and gaining fans.
            I'll shut up now because obviously I don't understand any of this as well as you do.
            But I still won't be watching.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dont watch then. AEW will be fine. Let's not pretend this is a dying company here which no one is tuning into anymore just because rating have taken an overall hit.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't worry, I won't.
            You guys are so self-righteous when it comes to defending your precious pro-wrestling company that you couldn't pay me to watch it along with you.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought you were done responding

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm done expressing my complaints about AEW for now but you're not the boss of me.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            youre still responding

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah yes, the thin veil of unbiased commentary comes off eventually

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, he's an obvious e-shill just like anyone who would ever criticize AEW must be. They're so predictable at this point.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I assume you watch WWE based on the way you're talking, right? The company that has spooky Alexa Bliss shit. Or Uncle Howdy. Or Tony D'Angelo whacking people?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, I'm more of a puroresu guy. New Japan, Stardom, Marigold, Noah, All Japan. WWE is alright insofar as most of its stories aren't the stuff you mentioned but, yes, that stuff is obnoxious as well and aimed at literal children.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mate I love puroreso too but lets not pretend thats some bastion of sports based presentation anymore. I just watched Great o Khan and Tanga Loa have an eel eating contest not long ago. Every company does illogical shit. Running the ropes makes no sense.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Every company does illogical shit but aew is the only company that has to hide behind meta ironic shit about wrestling not being real

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >aew is the only company that has to hide behind meta ironic shit about wrestling not being real

            how exactly?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >aew is the only company that has to hide behind meta ironic shit about wrestling not being real

            you're either ignorant or just being disingenuous. what is TNA's spirit realm or the Broken Universe? What was all the Fiend shit in WWE? what the frick is the mist used by Great Muta for that matter? What about the vast majority of DDT? The fricking Ironman Heavymetalweight Title changed hands in a dream.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            None of that is the equivalent of winking at the camera like the young bucks do

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a title change in hands in a dream isn't as winiking at the camera as the bucks

            You have been mindbroken by Jim Cornette.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No disagreement here. But this illogical shit sucks everywhere it's done, it's sort of annoying anywhere you see it.
            I mean, a bit of in-ring silliness on an opening or midcard match? Yeah, that's all in good fun. I love Yano, Black Mensore, Fukigen, and Saki Kashima to death. I expect it with them, I guess. But when it gets to the top of the card or exists to create "big moments" it's a bit too much for me.
            Maybe I'm old fashioned but I mostly just want to watch people wrestle well-built matches that are well structured and have sound psychology. I try to be fair in calling out excessiveness wherever I see it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >can't parse the difference between unrealistic gimmicks and telling you it's fake on a production/agenting level
            Mid IQ.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're too dumb to grasp the different between
            >this is not possible, it wouldn't happen, but as a form of entertainment, i have nothing against it as it's effectively fictitious
            against
            >this makes this look preplanned and staged and is therefore lazy and bad as it goes against the fictitious environment they are presenting

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All sets legally have to have extinguishers at the ready, ya fricking moron

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yup. Which makes it very unbelievable that a guy would bring a flamethrower of all things to try and seriously hurt a guy.
            It's almost as though the point of using a flamethrower is that it's reverseable and has no real consequences. Which sort of detracts from the "coolness" of the spot when you take a second to actually think about it. Making it a stupid spot.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >fire damage is instantly reversible.
            motherfricker have you been around fire? if you get lit up you're still hurt even if the fire gets put out on time. jesus you're grasping at straws here.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Like I said, I'm glad you enjoy it. I'm not trying to convince you that you shouldn't enjoy it.
            I'm just saying it doesn't work for me. Not what I'm looking for in a pro-wrestling company and, no, I'm not really a Fed fan either.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine defending something that’s moronic. AEW have had 5 years to sort their production out but it’s still fricking amateur hour week in week out.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mariah May getting things shoved up her ass

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cricket bat at All In

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    by getting a milly

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t want to hear Russo or any of the fake for attention Russo fans to say Tony is a bad booker. These matches, the preceding angles all from the Russo playbook. The only thing that separates them is that Tony believes a match should never be shorter than 15 minutes.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There won't be a next year

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    open fire on the crowd

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ExtraEmily shows up to promote AEW's first ever Dynamite live on Twitch.tv because they got fricking cancelled lmfao

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Darby Allin blows his brains out with a shotgun so Matt Jackson slips on it so Sammy Guevara reverses the Tonikan Driver in the 4 Pillars vs Elite AitA.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >youre still responding

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      really dude? the image macro? pathetic.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just having fun. I didn't mean anything by it.
        At any rate, I enjoyed the conversation. Hope you have a great day or evening wherever you are.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How the hell do they top this next year?
    stop being an outlaw shindie

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be pissant fed dog wanking owner
    >have based spot setting dude ablaze
    >can't into basic logic or match psychology
    >ruin said spot by not leading up to the finish
    >instead guy that got torched makes pin shortly after

    Unless the explanation is Jungle Jimmy is immun to fire because he is a flamming homosexual anyways this is such horseshit booking

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Flamethrowers are fun and wrestling is fake anyway, why can't you just enjoy wrestling

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I enjoy it when it is good.
        But I don't enjoy movies, games or whatever other media with incompetent nonsensical storywriting either

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stop thinking and consume!
        and they call wwe fans drones…

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We're not drones because we know AEW is the One True Wrestling Company and WWE is obviously a False Company sent to misguide the wayward.
          Seethe more, heretics. You just don't know what is good which is why you all have to criticize the greatest pro-wrestling company of all time. This stuff would have totally blown WWF and WCW out of the water back in the 90s.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, stop overthinking any show where people pretend to fight in their underwear you autistic homosexual

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >nooo you can’t be critical of anything unless it’s wwe and vince

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why aren't you a real wrestling fan like me?
            Enjoy a fake, gay and stupid writen show like me if you are a true wrestling fan

            top kek and you wonder why aew fans left in droves

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yes, stop overthinking any show where people pretend to fight in their underwear you autistic homosexual
            Now do WWE.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Haters gotta make up their minds
    >Jack Perry not on fire: "This guy sucks and I wish something awful would happen to him."
    >Jack Perry on fire: "How dare Darby go after him with a flamethrower!"
    >Pick a lane please

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No the spot is just stupid and has no consequences because Jack still made the pin after being literally set on fire

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably by filling more than 50% capacity of the arena lmao

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