>I do everything with the left hand, EVERYTHING

>I do everything with the left hand, EVERYTHING
You think Cathy got his meaning?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick this guy charms every girl he is with?
    Does he have a 20 inches dick or what? I seriously don't get it. He looks like shit. He can't fight. He can't wrestle. He's useless. How?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s called charisma Incelbro, it’s the cheat code to life

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do I get this cheat code. I wanna bang chicks too.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          An easy gateway to it is to just act like a fictional character or person you think is cool, and eventually it’ll rub off on you by osmosis. Fake it till you make it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's why he's Chick Magnet Punk

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kino.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maxed out charisma.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women love dudes who look like they smoke meth. There's more to it than that, but this is truth. If you're scrawny, skinny fat, tatted up, with sunburned up leathery skin, and a patchy beard, you get pussy. It's that simple.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        by that logic, every drug addict under the bridge would be dating super models

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But they do.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anon, I have news for you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How come Brit Baker didn't get brain washed by him tho? She is like the only girl in this business that rejected him

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do we know she rejected him?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        low estrogen, britt have too many t to spare

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She’s either very loyal to Atom Cole or she has unachievable standards being a woman doctor

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DMD ain't fricking Pepsi Mouth Phil

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >How come Brit Baker didn't get brain washed by him tho?
        She was already fricking Christian.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Christian
          Wrong. See

          Tony Schiavone owns Britts holes and he has since day one.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tony Schiavone owns Britts holes and he has since day one.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this you can visibly watch Britt get wet every time Tony is in her presence

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she has a doctorate, and is therefore smarter than most slags.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously a lesbian
        DMD stands for "Dyke, Me! DYKE!"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you know what the CM means?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a charismatic sociopath. Women love sociopaths. This is a guy who can make entire arenas believe he's a tough guy even after getting embarrassed in the UFC. Getting in some dumb broads pants is hardly a challenge.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Phil is shoot hot no homo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, he's a DILF. He's probably shoot 6+ inches, big tip too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Charisma. Height. And he’s a liberal too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They get paid to you absolute brainlet. Phil pays all the women with his own money to smile, laugh and tell people they slept with him. He's a weiner but he has smart business sense.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women are fricking stupid if you haven't noticed.

      rofl at him taking a swipe at Vince when the guy is a grade-A creep himself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get yourself a starbucks gift card and see your charisma spike by 90%

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fame and above average looks alongside the balls to hit on anything that moves.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fame
        even besides his wwecw run he was getting some pies

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          still, above average looks and hits on anything

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            true dat plus he got the bad boy attitude which women seems to love

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you think if a guy like mjf tried that it would work? no because he's an average looking manlet. it's your looks, and at pepsi phil's level of looks all you need are no standards or morals, be willing to frick any woman that may show interest and act like it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fame
        even besides his wwecw run he was getting some pies

        >besides
        *before
        damn i need to stop posting online while drunk

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i got what you meant

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has natural rizz. I dont like the guy but you cant deny hes gifted

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of course that bawd loved it

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOL MASTURBATION JOKE SO EPIC

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      self-report hogwheels kwab

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick was she wearing this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because she can

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's fricking cringy, every interview she did today she had to have her mic hand cover them nonstop

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is it true she’s been a road wife to most of the roster?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's fricking cringy
          yeah it was a weird look. it looked like a costume to me. when i first saw her i was thinking wtf?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because she knew Phil was there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hides the hair loss.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw right handed but started fapping with the left hand year ago and now a right hand fap doesn't feel good anymore

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I jerk off with my left hand despite being right handed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BROTHER.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i jerk off with my left hand, paint, and write with it as well. but i throw and punch and utilise a mouse with my right.

      the divine pursuits of the arts are meant for the left side of the corporeal human form, while the carnal desires of the flesh are meant for the right side of the body. once you recognize this synergy, you will attain a higher power of humanity.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the divine pursuits of the arts are meant for the left side of the corporeal human form, while the carnal desires of the flesh are meant for the right side of the body

        >i jerk off with my left hand
        Not sure if I should take this as 'jerking is an art form' or 'I'm a moron'. Either way, solid.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That stare right before the shot fades.

    Fricking CM Phil still the GOAT. He probably cucks AJ Lee. Think about that, the balls on this fricking guy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're both israelites so its probably some pheromone thing. Also she's a prostitute who openly lusts after everyone she interviews backstage so its not really a big deal.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should've worn this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's so fricking hot bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unbelievably hot.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That's right, EVERYTHING. Not jerking off though. I don't jerk off because I totally have a wife and am totally not divorced and she gives me sexytimes whenever I want.

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