I haven't gotten my dick sucked in over a year.

I haven't gotten my dick sucked in over a year.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never gotten my dick sucked. It's 3 inches anyways.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I haven't gotten my dick sucked in over a year.
      Why's that?

      >I've never gotten my dick sucked. It's 3 inches anyways.
      unfortunate

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same, since last august
    LDR are tough

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Last August is seven months. That's not "over a year".

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ive never had mine sucked. Maybe we could help each other out if ya catch my drift (gay foreplay)

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 Year? Try 27.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KWAB it's only 25 for me

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did your dad die?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      idk ask your mom

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Board is
    50% virgins
    40% irregular sex havers
    10% regular sex havers
    would be my guess

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably a lot more virgins.
      I haven't had sex since the last time I got my peepee sucked. but i also had a gf and didn't really use Fhite at all. a woman made me leave this shithole but we broke up and I've been here since kek.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but that's accounting for this board skewing boomer and said boomer at least getting it together once in 20 years or so. definitely wouldn't bat an eye if you were right though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >40%
      feels good bros
      recently found out I'm not on the "haven't had sex in over a year" group that the public and government put incels into

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        incels have sex ?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 year and 5 months for me
    it's over

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Singles and I suck every dick ITT

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    12 years here.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Been 29 years for me but at least I had it that one time (I'm israeli)

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    End of November for me bros. Feels bad
    She was a 8/10 half British/half Latvian chick too, but very crazy, bipolar and all sorts.
    She's now claiming she's pregnant.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She got pregnant from sucking you off? You got some strong swimmers, brother.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She started with oral and rode me. Hadn't cum in about a week so it was a huge load
        I can only get hard with oral unfortunately.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Been almost a year for me but about to change soon if I can this mulatto goddess

          >I can only get hard with oral unfortunately

          Maybe stop jerking off to porn every day?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Maybe stop jerking off to porn every day?
            yeah
            still when I'm hard and they start riding me, I'm good to go
            but then when she gets off, I go soft again

            incels have sex ?

            nah but when they do those surveys, the "haven't had sex in the last year" group get put on an official government incel watch list

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im not even interested in pr0n anymore and barely have any sexual or romantic thoughts these days. What level of incel am I?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You aren't an involuntary celibate if you are voluntarily celibate.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well I wanted these things at one point and deep down kinda still do however my body and mind has just rejected it. I think I've reached a new phase of cope. It's not a bad place, much better than when I was really affected by being an adult virgin . But I wonder if I like this forever now. Idk maybe it'll change if I meet someone who I can a tuslly potentially have something with.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you might be anon. I reached a point I just stopped caring about females and sex and focused on work and passions and hobbies and ambitions. I also do investing in crypto and have made some decent pocket change with it so far. Any time I try to bring a female around they just end up being a distraction from me getting things done.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have entered monk mode

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Be black
    2. Profit

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is with this fricking site lately, it even eats your posts with a server error half the time now, are they like trying to drive off normal posts and make it like reddit where half the shit is posted by marketers and aimed at lurkers

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just become black & grow a BBC!
    Wh*te women love BBC...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need to be black to get a BBC, a vaccuum cleaner and a handful of rubber bands will do the trick.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mental illness and homosexualry for black wiener. disgusting loony troon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This board is unironically the only board with real cuckolds.
        Even /gif/ is full of Larpers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pussey destroyer

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a troony so I don't even have a wiener (I watch AEW btw)

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same bro, and worse I'm fricking married. My wife will only let me frick her and only if I give her a creampie, she's fricking insatiable for my cum. Sometimes I just want to lean back and relax and not give a shit about having to perform. Used to get blowjobs and tittyfricked all the time when we were dating.

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