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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    little homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's got his own jet airplane, anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That little homosexual, he's a millionaire

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NO MILLY NO NOTHING, THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT

    JOB TO TNA ON POPTV

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That ain't working
    That's not the way you do it
    Money for nothin'
    Bangers for free

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit hive mind

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        actually i'm you from the future
        don't forget to turn off the gas

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THAT AINT WORKIN
    THATS NOT THE WAY YOU DO IT
    SAWDUST FOR NOTHING
    HOT DOGS FREE

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are those really the graphics for fight forever?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KWALF (with the earring and the makeup)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is the first time in my entire life I realized he said homosexual in the song

      lol, I guess mtv just edited it out all those years

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE GOT TO INSTALL TARPS AND COVERS

    CUSTOM JAP DELIIIIVERIES

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bizarre but good

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You're so far away from me

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I supposed to get this reference?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the video for one of the biggest hits from one of the best-selling albums of all time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shhh just pretend like everybody else.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shhh just pretend like everybody else.

      underage newbies

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick, these kids these days

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >1985
        lmao u old as shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          gain taste Dire Straits is timeless

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hey, at least we got to be old, you kids are gonna be lucky if this big green and blue marble in space makes it another ten years, not to mention two weeks

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why would I want to be old

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The only alternative to getting older is not getting older.
            If you know what I mean.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 25 Dire Straits are based you apehoop mumble homosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Every smart TV has an 80s music video station. Time doesn't exist anymore. All pop culture from all eras exists at your fingertips.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick I miss the 80s and 90s.
        Youth these days have no idea.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was still in rotation on MTV in the early 90s when I was a kid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You need to be middle-age to browse 4chins
        Kek

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can know about things that happened before your insignificant ass was born, moron.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >backpedaling already
            boomers are such cowards everytime

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That was my first post ITT. Go back to your rap and cuck porn, zoom zoom.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Look pal, how often do people say "homosexual" multiple times in today's music without getting cancelled
          Those were different and better times

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This dude sounds like Randy Newman or Bob Dylan or something haha

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No you're not Rakesh, this thread is for whites only.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That little homosexual, he's a billionaire

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pakihomies stretching his company. they give WB good ratings where nothing else really draws except sheldon reruns but not that great

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Such a comfy band

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just smooth af

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The ironic thing is AEW and its fans have been completely patient on it and yet it's the edrones who are on here frothing and seething every goddamn day about AEW and it's network deal. So I can only say nice self portrait

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up ya b***h.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have to politely decline

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      aew and its fans have been talking about their billion dollar deal since 2022 but it never came to fruition.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    piggalos extra deranged, Dynamite must have been good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And how exactly do people who don't watch Dynamite know that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dynamite must have been good
        It definitely wasn't.

        How would anyone know?
        no one watches it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dynamite must have been good
      It definitely wasn't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How would anyone know?
      no one watches it

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These piss covered mountains
    Are a home now for me
    But my home is the empty stands
    And always will be
    Some day they'll return to
    Their millies and their stars
    And they'll no longer burn
    To be bookers in arms

    Through these rings of destruction
    Setting Perry on fire
    I've witnessed your suffering
    As the workrate reached too high
    And though women's fights hurt, so bad
    In the jiggle and their warmth
    You did not desert me
    My booker in arms

    There's so many different worlds
    So many different champions
    And we have just one world
    But we shitpost all day long
    Now the sun's gone to hell
    Tony's booking's riding high
    Let me bid you farewell
    Every mark has to die

    But it's written in the dirtsheets
    And every line in your palm
    We're fools to make war
    On our bookers in arms

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pepe on toilet
      >"Through these rings of destruction"
      >"Setting Perry on fire"
      kek

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >And he's up there, what's that?
    >Phantom pig noises?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=pPj2_rQ8AP7HAaK7

    12 minutes and better than any 57 minute flippy dippy 7 star bangladesherino. This is being over.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You get a shiver in the dark
    It's raining on the marks, but meantime
    South of the river you stop and you hold, everything
    A man is blowing Dixie, double-four time
    You feel alright when your hear announcers sing

    Well now you step inside and you don't see too many faces
    Coming in out of the rain to watch the match go down
    Competition in other places
    Ah but the bell, it's ringing that sound
    *ding ding, ding*
    Way on down south
    Way on down south, Wrestling town

    Check out Jungle Jack
    He knows all bout crack
    Mind it's strictly real glass
    He doesn't wanna make it cry or sing
    Yes and a rental car is all he can afford
    When he gets up under the lights to work his thing

    And Adam doesn't mind if he doesn't, make the scene
    He's got a streaming job, he's doing alright
    He can plap his woman's bonk like anything
    Saving it up for saturday night
    With the Sultans
    With the Sultans of Shit
    Yeah

    And a handful of boys
    They're fooling around in the front row
    Drunk and dressed in their girlfriends' panties
    And their cosplay shoes
    They don't give a damn
    About any hyper workrate band
    It ain't what they call a 5-star match
    And the Sultans
    Yeah the Sultans, no-selling flamethrowers
    Not even Canadian destroyers

    And then the champion man, he steps right up to the microphone
    And says at last, just as the time bell rings
    "THIS IS WRESTLING, NOW IT'S TIME FOR PERRY TO GO HOME"
    Then he whips his ass with another fit
    "We are the Sultans, we are the Sultans of Shit"

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We got to poach these Japanese wrestlers
    Your fancy toys, they're all for me
    We got to up those Meltzer snowflakes
    We got to up those Cagematch ratings

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    finally a good fricking thread

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He got the action, he got the lotion
    >Oh, yeah, the boy is gay

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's Stiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnggggg!!!!!!!

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THAT LITTLE homosexual HAS HIS OWN PROMOTION
    HIS PAKI DADDY IS A BILLIONAIRE

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the reference

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we don't eithet just go along with it to fit in I guess

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How old are you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AEW gets the reference.
      You could say AEW is in dire straits

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow this one blew up. The ‘cord must be taking it badly.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    first draft of a the first couple of verses, figured id post in its own thread since the board is getting shittershattered by porn atm anyway

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What part of the song is that from? You fricked up the syllables lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      from the beginning of the song, ya pinhead

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/16EMdfbagF0w

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now look at those demos, that's not how you do it.
    You show the wrasslin' on the TNT.
    That's not working, that's not how you do it.
    Spending money for nothing and your tix are free.

    Now that ain't working, that's not how you do it it.
    Lemme tell ya, that Khan is dumb.
    Maybe get a plummet on your national ratings
    Maybe get a plummet on your funds.

    We got to sign all inflated contracts, and we still get no millyayayayay
    We cannot move the national ratings, we very soon won't be on teeveeeeeeee!

    See, the little homosexual with no milly and the haircut.
    Yeah, troony, that's not his hair.
    That little homosexual may need to sell his airplane.
    That little homosexual ain't a millionaire.

    We got to sign all inflated contracts, and we still get no millyayayayay
    We cannot move the national ratings, we very soon won't be on teeveeeeeeee!

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That ain't workin'
    that's all just flippy shit,
    ain't no chin locks or a DDT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. Someone needs to sample Cornette shitting on flippy shit/AEW and put it over an instrumental of this song.

      Like these classics:
      Cornette on Tekken characters: https://youtu.be/GDQCXdwLQR4?feature=shared

      Cornette on Silent Hill: https://youtu.be/0Sd3ZcSto2k?feature=shared

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I want my MTVVVVvvvVVVVvvvvVVVVVvvvvVvVvVvvVVVVVVEEEEEE

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here comes Tony booking jobbers, shitters
    Swerve, Kyle Fletcher and Moné
    Here comes Tony saying "I gotta new deal"
    Down in the office, trying to make Warner pay

    He got a promotion, he got an addiction
    Oh yeah that boy can't draw
    Delusion, dilation
    Driving all the wrestling fans away

    He book the match about the Elite
    He book the match about the queer
    He be the KWAB, be the KWABOTY
    Yeah he be the KWABOTY

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's On Every Street

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buttrock boring band

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that little homosexual is a billionaire
    what did Mark Knopfler mean by that?

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