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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your name would be something like Tutankhamun Trismegistus da Silva

    • 4 weeks ago
      Tutankhamun Trismegistus da Silva (Tutinho Jr)

      Holy SOVL

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tutinho Jr

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        unironically a based named for a Brazilian wonderkid lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hehe

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ramses is quite common for ancient Egypt enthusiasts here

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For me, it's Alisson Ramses

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >We wuz pharaohs n shieet

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kkkkkkkkkk

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dont like how this post is getting all the (You)s while the original brazilbro who came up with the name starves. Tutinho Jr is a great touch though, hats off for that

        your name would be something like Tutankhamun Trismegistus da Silva

        here bro, have a (You) on me

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, Jorge Washingtinho. In the real world, Tutankhamun gets the (You)s

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The games the game b herd it bowl waze

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tutinho Jr

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're in

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A new hero was born

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >(tutinho jr)
        I KNEEL

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        .

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tutinho Jr

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well played

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hehehehe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tutinho jr
        KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

        Do your Japs have funny names too?

        They generally have two first names (one "brazilian" one followed by a japanese one) and then their surnames (first from their mother and them from their father. Like:
        João Haruto Sato Carvalho.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Saving this for when I have a son
        get ready to build a legacy, bro

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i remember a based post from the pyramids around Euro 2020 with a lot of (You)s, anybody have a screenshot?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf, guess we were the kangs all along.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SOUL INDEED

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tutinho Jr
        lel

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sovl

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy SOVL

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy SOVL

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy SOVL

      lel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy SOVL

      based as hell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy SOVL

      Blessed

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ramses da silva

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marco Aurelio Cleopatra Oliveira

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Allowing your citizens to register any name (usa, brazil) usually correlates with degeneracy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever you say Joao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *João

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do thirdies do this shit lmfao

      sweden has a law that lists allowed names
      does portugal? or anyone else?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >here, Svenson, the government-approved name list for your racially ambiguous son
        this is gay as frick

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Espartacus miguel vargas
          Zamnn

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ACKson

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who did it better

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >PC

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Iceland has some kind of restrictions since you don't have family names, just patronymics. Your son would be Hans Anonsson or Gerta Anonsdottir

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not true. You can make up a name as long as it's not something obviously ridiculous or from a fictional character

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Back then Portugal only allowed names of saints nowadays that law doesn't exist so you are starting to have some americanized names that parents give to be different. Brazil never had such law which is why their names get so bizarre

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now you can name your kid anything you want just as long has the name is already registered in Portugal.
          So no "Um Dois Três da Silva Quatro" for us.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NOO YOU NEED A LICENSE FOR THAT NAME OUR NANNY STATE DOESNT ALLOW THAT NAME
      STFU you fricking moor.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gringos haven't seen anything yet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Singaporean ID cards have a field for "Race"
        Imagine the seethe if they had this in the West. Partly from pink-haired bloggers, yes, but also from Slavs and Hispanics and all the other races that would be confirmed not white.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks he will be put in as "white" and not "anglo-saxon"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Amerisharts do it too

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not on our driver's licenses. it's only during criminal stuff. mine only says eye color, height, and sex

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >sex: no

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tutinho Jr. with the bants

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesnt know singapore is a dictatoship and safe heaven.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      basadinho

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that "Ronaldo" was inspired by "Ronald" from Ronald Reagan

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, its Creedence Clearwater Couto

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creedence_(footballer)

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do your Japs have funny names too?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weebinho

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oda Nobunaga Goku dos Santos (Odinho)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're usually something like João Nakagoya da Silva or Juliana Tanamazuki de Souza

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying
      We are all Brazilian

      >tobago
      hahahahah what a gay surname

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      komeran meuku

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Japanese_Brazilians

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Sayonara" is a somewhat common name around here

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not the anon above, but he is right.

          Sayonara is used as a girls name here. I met 2 in my school days and every now and then someone with that name appear on tv.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My family had a maid called Sayonara when I was a kid

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm from São Paulo where there is the largest Japanese colony, I've never seen anyone called Sayonara here.
            That must be the name of regions where there are no Japanese, right?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a boring BR name like André and some random japanese name idk if is in use since the war besides my surnames

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really but there was this one time BR found the account of some doctor called Sujiro Kimimame and he had to delete his account because so many people were tagging him since it sounds something like "I suggest you blow me" in portuguese

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Macaco Nascimento da Silva (Macacinho)

    >implying
    We are all Brazilian

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Macacinho

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it will always be BACTERIA

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about Whattimem, who has this name because his dad was a big Watchmen comics fan?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me its Bacteria and Creedence Clearwater Couto

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >zorro franco skilton
    >alejandro kakaroto nagata
    >elienai
    >endreus zidanne
    >kaliston
    I FRICKING KNEEL

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    brasileroa are just beter at naming their kids

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Redpill me on kasado, fazendinha and pulga. Why are they funny?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >kasado
        Married
        >fazendinha
        lil' farm
        >pulga
        flea

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >kasado
        Means 'tired' I think

        >fazendinha
        Means something like: small farm

        My Portuguese is basal but I think that is the general gist of it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Means 'tired' I think
          that's cansado, with a "n" in the middle

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cansado and casado are the same amirite fellow married people

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            seems like people didn't get it but you got a chuckle out of me.

            t.ca(n)sado

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >kasado
        Married
        >fazendinha
        lil' farm
        >pulga
        flea

        Erick Pulga isn't just funny because of flea. It's also probably a nod to Flamengo's Erick Pulgar

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chico bullet
      Italo woodpecker
      Edson lil mouse

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's is the legendary Flávio mouse hunter

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Messi Black

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thiago is a pretty common name and Silva is the most common surname in this shithole

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pic related is Emad Meteb, he swapped shirts with Silva and did an interview so the director mixed them up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember in the 90s there was a Futsal player called "Pelé Branco" (White Pelé).
        His story is that his father was a big fan of Pelé, and waited until he had a "black" son to give him that name... so the son who was born "darker" got that name, but he was white...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >messi black
      thats some DBZ shit

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    man.
    I wish Grandpa would have stayed in Brazil when he went there in the mid '40s so that I could now have a funny Brazilian name as well and do fun favela activities like having sex with my 14 yr old female(male) cousin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >40s
      Germans in the 40s didn’t live in the favela, they lived in the interior, like Mengele and Hitler

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a significant chance you'd just end up being João Schneider (but everyone would just call you Alemão), and you'd live an ordinary middle-class southerner wagie life in Joinville while selling chocolate during holidays
      Still a good outcome all things considered

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Mbappe da Shoppe

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like socrates

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brazil, I want to commend you on the post quality this past weekend. Amazing work.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I knew a guy named john lennon da silva kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I heard he got shot

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wheres my homie Bacteria

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