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SVK - KAZ 12:20
DEN - CAN 16:20
LAT - FRA 16:20
AUT - SUI 20:20
SWE - POL 20:20

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    those are some weird hokkei scores

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My girlfriend

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I coom to your gf every night and you can't stop me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HOT CUM

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any Brit here giving a shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am currently shitting on the toilet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aye

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are you the one and only brit who posts on /hoc/

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tbh i only post when worlds are on.
          Wanted to go to Prague this year, had a great time in Slovakia back in 2019.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        EPL is just citywinslol at this point, abandon ship for hokkei.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My viking dommy mommy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want her to step on my dick, dress me up, berate me and prostitute me off to real men.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        H-hot, I wish she'd do that to me too

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gender bender anime has been a detriment to my dick.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Recommend me some right now

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is a good new manga, older retro shows I watched are Kashimashi and Mariaholic. Nowadays I just watch old shoujo and josei like Hana Yori Dango and Oniisama e and self insert as the protagonist.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            jesus christ dude

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hey I got rid of the butt toys, lingerie and the dress.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I recommend I My Me! Strawberry Egg. Anime about a guy being forced to crossdress to work as a teacher at an all-girls school.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning I hate Canada

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    C'MON INGURLAND

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please post webms so I can remind bongs across the site I come check in two hours thanks guys

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just woke up 🙂

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope yesterdays threads are already deleted from the archive

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Godmorgon to everyone except Poland. Waking up today was a mistake for you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New deluge coming up.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any binns have a mertsi stream pls share :DDD

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Polands epic goals 01:36 ; 03:45 ; 05:45 ; 07:30

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poland - Sweden is certified kino

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Liam Kirk of the Utah [TBA]

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >björninen
    Makes me kek every time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hej how do you do fellow finns

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats to medkits for the eurovision win last night

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    brits just looking at the floor when finchads coming

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    COME ON INGERLAND!

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the finnish invasion

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need to defend mother Europa from the barbaric horde today

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just accept that the golden horde can not be stopped and prepare for the inevitable

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slowkovsky ape brain activated again

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm here to watch slovakia not win

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slovakia has many spies in the team, Koch spies for germany, Pospíšil for Czech Republic, Tatar for Kazachstan. Ramsey should do some proper counter intelligence

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we need tatar's leadership skills
    our commentators are unironically moronic. god i hate that fricker get him out

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S COMING HOME

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We will end up 9th or 8th, aren't we.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hungary and Slovenia is coming up anyways, if you combine those two its basicly Slovakia so if we get relegated then no worries

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unwatchable hockey

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why don't they just shoot?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finland sucks ass

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we're a tennis country anyway

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    woah sorry i'm late

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Kazachstan just russia?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much yeah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's Qazaqstan and no they're a very distinct culture you can ignore baltic opinions on anything besides how to grill

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cmon scar some fricking goals

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    czech commentators -"league which cannot be named"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that bust be nhl

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how's fin-gbr looking?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no goals

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Need that one goal to open the ketsuppipullo

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the wrong team scored

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOLAZOOOO

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DEFEND EUROPA

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slovak SCAAAAAAAAAAR

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JE TO TAM SLOVENSKO MOJE HRDÉ KRÁSNE

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kazACK

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    already 80 minutes without a goal

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TIME OUT

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KAZACK

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP THE COUNT

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does that count as two?

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KazACKstan

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SCAAAAAAAR AGAIN! Slovaks on a heater

    >tfw no more horse milk for you

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he would have stopped that

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did their goalie stop playing. Thanks mate. This better not be refpuck

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats what happens when you follow the hawk

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This should count as two goals imo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EŠTE JEDEN TRI A POTOM SEDEM

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GET OUT OF THE WAY REF

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We gonna get wienery, Kazakhstan will score a lucky goal, we will panic, they will equalise

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SlowACKia

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not so slowACKia

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw the most dangerous lead

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh Finland score huh

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CAM ON FINLAND SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its mongover..

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just managed to wake up. How is my boy Kirk playing

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think i'm the only north american here 🙂

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that is because you're an idiot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But you're chinese??

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        am not

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hmm

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not so great now huh, Britain?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mid Britain

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one expects the Finnish inquisition.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CYKKEL!

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PUSH. THE. HORDE. BACK.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Horde is horseless

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SLOVENSKO UNLEASHED

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    total kaukazia fiasco

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mongol horde is falling

    SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 (4) goals for the slowvacks

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you so much kazah fricks. Because of this tomorrow there will be slovak flags everywhere on the streets

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slovak invasion of hungary will be announced in the new national tv and radio tommorow

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TRAKOVICE

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we're gonna shid the bed in 2nd and
    3rd and go into OT losing, aren't we

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i learned to never belive in anything Slovak but this time i might

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stop pissin yourself you are up 3. I hate seeing this defeatist attitude DON'T BE A b***h

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sneed

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    makes me think we can win against borats too

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *brap*

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finaly saw where that magic trick goal from yesterday against norway came from, the norwegian defending had it between his hand and body

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have the brits gotten better over the years?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its coming home

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paiiiint

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BULJU

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BULJU xD

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=oLDlSS1m2flyb9LO

    A compilation for your entertainment during the break

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RELEASE THE moron

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao at BULJU looking at his stick like it was holy after the goal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was confused why his bottle of bonaqua had turned into some weird instrument

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SCAAAARRRRR

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bulju brothers, we made it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was confused why his bottle of bonaqua had turned into some weird instrument

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mertsi should retire tbh. He suddenly starts hyping a play in weird places and doesn't notice things

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm watching a TSN stream because I don't have cable channels tuned and I haven't heard Mertsi in years in hockey. He's not like that when commentating other sports.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's on the free maikkari today

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        VSPORT doesn't have Mertsi either, he's probably only on MTV
        Current standings are based since canada wouldn't advance

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe I'm too harsh and he should do it if he enjoys it. But I'd rather have Alkio or something these days

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BULJU SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lets start Doomposting

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    je koniec

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone webm this?

    https://x.com/Latvija_NHL/status/1789333587558338999

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks! I think he might see some sanctions for this ''accident''.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao, base latvians
        (eurovision entry not included)

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CONTAIN THE moron

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE HORDE RIDES

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KWAB

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AHHHHH THE YOUTUBE STREAM AUDIO FRICKED UP

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ketsuppipullo is open

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m tired of anakumalämää, will they ever change it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, they should've changed it years ago. But if they change it I'm sure they'll pick something even worse.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m tired of anakumalämää, will they ever change it?

        They should get rights to Cha Cha Chaa

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I liked when they had the dirlandaa song a few years back, or maybe it was just the U20 lions

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Vaasan Palloseura had Dirlandaa in -98, the most nostalgic goal tune for me.

            ON MULLA PALLIT HEVOSEN
            NE ROIKKUU ALLA POLVIEN

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Been playing at TPS games for longer than that and STILL gets played, dirlandaa is such a feel good song

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tsa tsa tsaa 😀

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          iiizi for ence ence ence puter puter pelt

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KOLAPS, TOTÁLNY KOLAPS

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what?
    you can challenge a penalty?

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hope we fricking lose and get relegated in the end

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE KAZAKH HAS BEEN NEUTERED

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that was embarassing

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Time to wakey wakey

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dude we're gonna lose, it's over. you can see it on their game, they mentally tuned out and it'll only get worse from now on.
      so predictable

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        most dangerous lead in hockey for a reason

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    score sam foken goals

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone make me some breakfast

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >out at lunch for mother's day
    >no time for hokkey

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE ARE SO BACK

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m starting to think that 16 teams on the top level is too much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think we should make it 32, to be inclusive

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is but I wont ever be for less teams otherwise latvia might get relegated

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hell, make it 36, just to spite the NHL
      Keep the format, just double the amount of groups and rinks.
      Put r*ssia and belar*s in the bottom tier division and let them try to climb back up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They could probably just send MHL players to climb back up with no problems

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd imagine that it would be much like trying to climb ELO hell in videogames. The meta that saudis, chinese, koreans etc. use would be too different from what the r*ssians are used to

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not the same when you dont have low elo players on your team atleast not in hokey

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are we dumb

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moronic fricking refs holy frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the absolute state of reftards

      How was this ref fault? We played with 6 players with goalie still on ice lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's always the refs fault, even if they are not in the wrong

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they are gay tho

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            me on the left

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what is she eating

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because they literally changed their mind and refpucked a penalty shot are took back that penalty for slovaks
        yesterday was rigged and so is today

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yes, I thought refpuck for the 6 players. Yeah they helped us but I will take this refpuck

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bulju 1+1 already

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is happening?

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I switch to horde stream or watch for more bulju goals?

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the absolute state of reftards

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HU HU HU HU DA ČEK

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ERA SCAAAAAR

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the power of horalka

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bulju 1+2

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also never a penalty shot but I will take it

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bulju on ice score happen

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bulju bros 😀

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kapanen is drafted by habs

    goddamn it

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so the refs stopped the game for a penalty? I dont get it

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    brits hangover?

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So leafs only won 4-2 does that mean beddard is a bust?

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    points for bulju keep coming 😀 game MVP

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Helenius got his cage off for this game. Initiation calls he has to frick that country's prostitute

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ref level the whole championship is horrible
    Every game they come up with some bullshit

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >slovakians slapping around proxy russia
    Based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Way to stab your asian brothers in the back

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pls sdobbid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry bro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no brakes on rape train sorry :DD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is punishment for making me witness your eurovision entry

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hell

    Will they get to double digits

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >elizabeth dies
    >0 points from viewers in eurovision
    >0-6 against finland in skoda cup

    2020's the worst decade since ww2 for UK

  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finns stat padding so they can suck the rest of the tournament

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro you gave poland 4 goals

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was luck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We almost always play bad against weak teams

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How can you play bad against teams of your level

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            got em

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah really got us considering last year 😀

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Since 2007 you made it out of group 3 times. One luck tournament changes nothing

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So how is that diffrent from poland game kek

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not, you're at the same level

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Luck. Do it again and we'll talk

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True, I remember 2021

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And Latvia gave Poland a point, the last time Poland got a point in IIHF big boy games was in 1991

  140. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6-0 The most dangerous lead

  141. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slafkovsky refusing to get off ice every shift on time is kind of hilarious

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm starting to see he's a little moronic and way too wienery for his "skill" set

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wouldnt be surprised if i met him in some village club at 4am having a fight with the sbs

  142. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    business idea: teach ngubu how to play hokki

  143. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop talking about it. focus on yourself.

  144. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CAMOON INGERLAND SCHORE SOM FAKIN GOALS

  145. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slafkovsky ape brain activated once again

  146. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ape out

  147. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Loving this shithousery by Slaf and Gajdos
    Not necessary against team like Kazakhstan but who cares

  148. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Savages

  149. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CHIMPTARDS BE CHIMPING

  150. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kill them!

  151. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "hey stop guys please dont fight"

    SHUT THE FRICK UP REF

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SHUT THE FRICK UP REF

      LET THE BOYS FIGHT LIKE MEN

  152. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KEK THAT MOCKING CRYING BY SLAF I LOVE HIM SOMEONE CLIP IT AND MAKE WEBM PLEASE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was fricking cringe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. kazACK spy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. tatar

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        joyless homosexual, it was great

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we have a hungarian among us

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  153. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reftard got hit again xD

  154. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody please give me a good half time youtube video

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based game. I remember watching this, it was very hyped

        https://youtu.be/WcTvKypNh-I

        Absolute comfy kino

        https://youtu.be/pnQypNalJx0

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  155. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Latvia is gonna beat Slovakia now because my flag is shit talking them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too early for doomposting Zdeno

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never early to doompost if you are Eastern Euro

  156. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to get btfo next year

  157. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Latvia wins the tournament

  158. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn latvia check your ego, you still got a lot to prove

  159. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i bet my house on latvia winning the tournament, what now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      congrats you are homeless

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        congrats, you're homeless

        lol nice one hokis latviakis

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      congrats, you're homeless

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats you're a millionare

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you have a cute feminine penis you can live with me in my flat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i have a cute penis but in a masculine way

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You have cute quads aswell

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          czeched

  160. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is your favorite IIHF memory not involving your country?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Germany - Usa game at Schalkes stadium

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There were a lot of drunk slovaks on the train when I was passing through Köln in 2017

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There were a lot of drunk slovaks on the train
        Could end it here and it applies to anywhere in Europe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sweden not getting through the group stage in 2021

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        +1 there was also a chance CANADA could've been eliminated, but then Mangiapane came and carried them. Would've been fricking funny though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finland winning gold in 2011. I was on that game against sweden in Bratislava

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        slovakia confirmed as bros of the finns

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That bageta wasnt cheap

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how heavy was the baguette

          Shit stadium baguette what do u espect lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how heavy was the baguette

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2019 was better, we played our home games in better city

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiUj7Xf0bqY

      this is pretty close, it was so hype to see slovak bros go to finals that year

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good times
        For me one of my fav is Kakko show at IIHF

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In 2001 we were in Germany world champs watching hockey rolling with an RV. Good times

  161. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any time sweden looses is a pretty good memory

  162. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized that only alcoholic countries are posting now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so far i only had 2 coffees today

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's sunday juoppos latvialainenskis, you dont drink on sundays

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh really then why is there beer in my glass?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Guess you dont have places to be at tomorrow or something

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how does having some beer stop you from being places tommorow?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            do you have a nonfunctioning liver or what that it takes you a day to sober up?

            Just not a fan of welfare drunks, live as you want bros

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i am highly functioning drunk, what some cant do while sober i can do while blackout

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have never been on welfare but understandable

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't even talk to you in the first place my guy, you got nothing to prove

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I for one just finished a 7 day workstreak yesterday and have tomorrow off so I'm going to drink some beer.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            do you have a nonfunctioning liver or what that it takes you a day to sober up?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of which I need to go buy beer but I lost my ID. Hope the cashier is one who knows me already.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah buddy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also it's after 15:00 on a sunday. the sale of alcohol is over

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thankfully we dont have these rules yet
        Im not drinking today either but this thread is making me question my choices

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've dranked only sigs beersh juring this match

      Guess you dont have places to be at tomorrow or something

      amateursh, go frick you, fight me yesh

  163. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    99% of my knowledge of Slovakia and Latvia comes from hockey, you never hear about those places in any other context

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well there was the mystical smell around the end of march

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I farted im sorry bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      apart from me being autistic over medival history i wouldnt know much about them. I only knew a lithuanian girl that then killed herself

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stereotypical lithuanian

  164. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely drinking today. Gonna order Wolt and make some Paki carry 7 beers and 30kg of cat sand over the city. He them must carry it up the 4th floor as well and leave it at my door, then leave.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does eesti people travel there to buy alcohol?
      What about Lithuania?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah estonians come here for alcohol. We even have alcohol stores on the border that exist pretty much for estonians and finns. Lithuanians not so much

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was weird driving to Riga, there was nothing on the border lol. An abandoned former gas station

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's a superalko right at the estonian-latvian border isn't there

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dont know the name of the store but definetly yes. We are slowly getting more strict alcohol laws aswell tho so estonians probably wont be coming for long.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all of us travel west for alcohol. Liths go to Poland

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      give him the wrong adress first and then when he calls tell him you made a mistake

  165. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can the frogs pull it off?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=0iphycDD0E2WlGie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone always has a chance to pull it off against latvia except maybe italy

  166. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Morning Janis', thought Donsy did okay last night considering his physical disabilities. Liga certainly thought he was going to win but she's delusional.

    Having a BBQ for the game so went to the local Polish shop for some Latvian meat. They didn't have any so got some black bread instead which I'll put the sausages on. Not much of a beer selection as well, only got Mezpils today.

    Gonna put on some Januss Meiness until the French battering. When's Silov back this Elvis guy is shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good Morning. Have a nice day!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You too Jani x

        Hope all your ligas are wearing natural dress and spins for you after the win and cries during the anthem likes mine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  167. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    scaaaarr

  168. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kazachstan suicide watch

  169. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    France and GB to get relegated. IIHF rigged it

  170. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No reason to doompost today

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can join latvian doomposting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can always hope for McDavid to eliminate Canucks and Silovs comes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would be happier if canucks eliminate mcdavid tbh

  171. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come Slovaks have canadian coach?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he looks like my grandpa who is a certified Slovak, Krágeľ Rám

  172. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good evening sirs
    I am supporting Czechia in this tournament

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have to support bongland so they dont get relegated

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine, hahahahaha

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah they need to get demoted down to div 2A where Australia are, then we can have tournament matches and beat the shit out of each other in another sport

  173. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=EvhHaTgYybgPRBJr

    Abols to give away five penalties.

  174. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE MOTHER EUROPA STANDS ABOVE ALL

  175. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no one threw hats on the ice
    sovlless

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fans are probably too drunk/hangover to realize it was a hat trick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HATTIE

      >tossing your custom handmade Finland wig/ tophat/ cowboy hat
      Most of them don't even have hats if you look at the crowd

  176. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We only play 1st and 3rd period

  177. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oof

  178. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NO END IN SIGHT

  179. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope GB doesn't get relegated, we should stop scoring on them.

  180. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hat trick :DD

  181. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well gonna go play Heroes of might and magic 3 in between games. see ya then

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice, civ4 for me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just played og Splinter Cell, will start Pandora tomorrow if it works next

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think i downladed pandora tomorrow from moddb that works on new hardware

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's exactly what I was going to try. So it worked for you?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah works fine

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Neat

            just emulate it with rpcs3

            Well getting some mixed messages here that which works the best. I'll try the former first

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            just emulate it with rpcs3

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how good of a pc do you need to emulate ps3 stuff

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            something like first ryzen/coffee lake or better.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            my ivy bridge (even if overclocked to 4Ghz) ain't gonna cut it is it

  182. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love Slaf

  183. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick does kelemen mean

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wonder what language it is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kelemen is the name Klement in Hungarian

  184. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek these commentators
    >its 8-0 but you still have to practice you PP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?

  185. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get ready

  186. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just realized
    >canada only beat gb 4-2
    >finland is beating gb 8-0
    ergo, finland > canada

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes bedard is a fraud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brits were really in that Canada game too. Not just defending

  187. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Starting to feel bad. We should let them win.

  188. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will the Finland GBritain game go to overtime?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Laugh now when you can

  189. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can denmark beat canada?

  190. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please stop, they're already dead!

  191. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick did Canada let these score two goals

  192. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im off to get some beers in case I need to drown my sorrows

  193. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if we don't score at least 2 more this game we are officially allowed to doompost

  194. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I start doomposting for tomorrow already?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you must

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's so fricking over, start RIGHT NOW

  195. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uh oh

  196. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kazachstan comeback NOW

  197. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me on the right

  198. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rate my local team mascot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3/10

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        rude

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2/10 you should replace it with a nude woman with big breasts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        could be worse

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          West Bromwich Ovens?
          West Bromwich AC's?
          West Bromwich Ideals?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it must be boiling inside

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          KINO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he seems jolly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yetis
      Blatant UTAH ripoff, change asap or Bettman will come knocking

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        voluntarily left the top league anyway. Next season they will play 4th tier amateur leagues with no bodychecks allowed.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >voluntarily left top league
          But why

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't know about this particular case, but higher competitions often come with higher participation costs so sometimes teams reject promotion. Like for example in Finnish soccer the leap from fifth to fourth tier means going national from regional which means more traveling for amateurs who work full time on side and costs in gas and accomodation.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know nothing about our foorball systems since teletext only covers down to ykkönen

  199. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jánošík chud is the best chud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  200. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania joined forces into one big country.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get off Twitter, you sorry troon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why are you seething, Janis

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dont have to imagine. Just look at czechslovakia or balkans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tankie thinks he is somehow funny, doesn't even know the history of Estonia

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Estonia is fun to play as merchant republic in crusader kings 2

  201. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KOKOTSKOOOOOOOO
    KOKOTKOOOOOOOOOOO
    HEJA HEJA HEJA KOKOTSKO

  202. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zastavme tie mongolské hordy bratia

  203. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reddit is crying about slaf calling yesterday someone buzerant (homosexuals) kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its over…

  204. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Denmark - Canada seems like the only watchable game today.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Latvian choke will be fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Poland - Sweden has potential to be a meme game if Sweden fricks up.

      Latvia - France has Latvian choke written all over it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, latvia france. Even matchup. Could be another 1:0 (SO)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think alpine game could be nice

  205. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Latvia (last years Bronze medalist) wins France 9:1

  206. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Latvians hate us so much?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we bullied them for several years by calling them Easyland (Lettland). It's a manlet-type rage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We all have 50k loans at 10% in Swebank

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what, you all buying villas?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        90% of Sweden hates Swedbank with a passion. They're famous for shit practices and laundering russian money.

        Better banks:
        - Nordea
        - SEB
        - Skandia
        - neobanks like Revolut

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nordea works for me but am not overly fond of nalle wahlroos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone tru North hates swedes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, they’re pretty much the America of the Nordic-Baltic region

  207. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, who will this tournament?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Canada

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sweden or Canada

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GB

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      win*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That pic should include flying Ozempic syringes at this point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go out in the quarter finals?
      Finland.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beat Canada 3-2?
      Switzerland and/or Latvia.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      swedistan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sweden or canada. yanks might make a push, czechs can't be counted out and you never know with the finns. a sweden/canada final is most likely though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poland - Latvia finals

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who cares, russia isn't here it's barely a tournament

  208. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    %C4%81rsMeijers-Topic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hell yeah!
      I was thinking about this song yesterday, it's so good

  209. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    swedes - arrogant but polite
    finns - funny but too nihilistic
    latvians - charming for baltoids
    estonians - only thing fast in that country is the wifi
    lithuanians - completely irrelevant. just found out what the capital city was a year ago and still can't pronounce it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >latvians
      >estonians
      >lithuanians
      why are you lumping them with nordics? they're literally soviet russians

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who cares, russia isn't here it's barely a tournament

        I dont know if you are the same guy but according to that guy russians are playing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wilno is quite easy to pronounce i think

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what about norwegians and danes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We'll cut off your johnson

  210. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How's my boy being doing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hes coaching u18 and larping as a tv expert. He is also a deputy in Marupe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds good!

  211. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I believe in you latvijabros... hopefully I'll be able to afford food after the match

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that a 2 euro bet?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes, it's like 15% of my net worth at the moment

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was going to say thats too much money for betting on latvia but if thats 15% of your net worth then thats even worse

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you might get 2 beers for it tho

  212. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do we get saudis to drop money on iihf with the condition they cut down skoda cup to 12 teams, at most?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Saudis would have to bribe gary or move the cup after nhl playoffs. otherwise doesnt matter anyways because only some euro countries care

  213. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another easy win incoming.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >4-3 so win
      yes why not.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't underestimate anybody

  214. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Canadians be like
    >How's it going eh, my name is Brent Byce

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      de joke here is dat Brent Byce sounds lajk Bränt Bajs, vich means Burnt Poop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks but i already understood it

  215. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Vive la France
    Vive la France
    >Vive la France
    Vive la France
    >Vive la France
    Vive la France
    >Vive la France
    Vive la France

  216. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    still haven't forgotten 2015

  217. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone here going to watch leafs vs danes instead of latvia vs frogs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thinking of watching leafs vs danes and maybe switching to latvia if leafs btfo the danes

  218. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HERE WE GO JANIS, BUT CLENCHING TIME

  219. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get ready for the softest peepee

  220. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the comentator just mixed up Latvia with Kazakhstan lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao as if there's a difference

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you hate latvia so much czech bro

  221. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its over

  222. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are ze French posters?

  223. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice empty net miss latviabros

  224. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two Latvian look at clouds.
    One see potato. Other see impossible dream.
    Is same cloud.

  225. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elvis is such a larper

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's like AI in the game that are focused on the puck

  226. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it so empty?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      canada denmark game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sunbelt fans

  227. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cute twink bedard :3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  228. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hmm

  229. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    explain yourselves bongs. that isnt a hockey stick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just a practical joke

  230. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    french goalie is so fat I dont think we can score on him

  231. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Canadians so swarthy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its their punjabi roots

  232. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cam on lads scaaar som goools

  233. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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