Im gonna confess to my crush, what wrestling quote do i use to ask her out?

I’m gonna confess to my crush, what wrestling quote do i use to ask her out?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play time's over, sit down and shut up. Later on tonight, there's gonna be a match for the tag team titles between the Acolytes and X-Pac & Kane, whatever whatever, it's not important. The fact of the matter is, this Sunday at Summerslam the winner of that match will come face to face with this. And to make sure that my man was right, this week I put him to the test. I had Paul Bearer call out to California - San Fernando Valley to some associates of ours at the Local 81 - Paul said we're gonna need two bikes for a ride in the desert.

    The guy said 'Brother Paul, now we know that the Dead Man can handle it, but I don't know about the Big Show. It's August, it's 120 degrees in the middle of Death Valley.' He says 'the only things that survive in the desert are the cold-blooded...the snakes and the lizards.' Paul said 'that's all right, and in one of those bikes that you're setting up for us, I want you the Big Show to only have enough gas to get to the middle of the desert and not get back.'

    So we're on our way - we get to the middle of Death Valley - 120 degrees, the Big Show's bike runs out of gas. And I pull up next to him and I ask him this question: 'It's 120 degrees, how are you gonna survive?' He looks me straight in the eyes, without hesitation, he says 'I'm gonna wait 'til you go to sleep, I'm gonna stab you in the back, I'm gonna cut your flesh off, make a coat out of it, and I'm gonna eat YOUR flesh until I find food.' I said 'Good answer big man, but I don't sleep,' and I drove off and left him. I waited on the outskirts of the desert. Two days later, he walks out with a snake necktie and lizard boots, carryin' his Harley-Davidson on his shoulder. The point of the story is this. What used to be known as SummerSlam will now be known as Armageddon, and whoever shows up...will be hurt.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It really is stunning how bad Taker is/was at promos.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you seen his podcast on youtube? Shit is so embarrassing that I subbed and watch every episode because it is pure cringe kino.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't seen any of it but what's so cringy?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mark, the dude is pretty much just a giant tryhard cringelord and unironically thinks he is bad ass. The episode with his wife is lol. The dude is completely henpecked.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Re ur last picture.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're not down with that, I only got two words for you: Suck It!
    That'll make her cream herself, anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If you're not down with that, I only got two words for you: Suck It!
      Based but don't say suck it. End of with two words for ya, and let her assume.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Having a crush is for girls. Are you a girl?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I'm a girl. I have a penis though and identify as a lesbian. Problem?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based anon going over the femgroidetties clean one two three

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I'm gonna come on you like nobody has ever come on you before!" Magnum TA

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a man's world, and you're just a boy. And I'm a man who loves to play with boys.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon my crush is a woman

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Call her a boy anyway.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just walk up to your crush wearing this shirt. Say nothing and keep pointing at "ALWAYS POUNDING ASS" while winking. She'll know what it means.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm gonna eat your ass like a bowl of collard greens

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know, but take some inspiration from the master and be sure you have multiple lines ready for however the mood develops.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh I'm no queer

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just repeat LOOK ATCHA NOW until her nipples get hard

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm gonna have to apologize ahead of time, because I'm gonna stretch your ass like it's never been stretched before.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    watch the very beginning of this, i actually did this to my gfs best friend when i was like 14, her bf was pissed and wanted to fight me but he backed down bc he was a little b***h

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shut up b***h

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now kiss me where my cheeks meet.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try Jim Duggans catchphrase. Chicks love him

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [your name here] 3:16 says I just fricked your ass

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have seen the future

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LET ME TALK TO YA!

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT?
    >HEAD!

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IF YOU SMELLLLLLALALALALLALAL WHAT MY wiener IS COOKING

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