It was the Monday Night Raw, right after WrestleMania, and I returned to gorilla after my segment.

It was the Monday Night Raw, right after WrestleMania, and I returned to gorilla after my segment.
“What the frick was that?” Vince asked me.
“Eh, I’m sorry, sir? What do you mean?” I responded, confused.
I had just won the historic main event at WrestleMania, and Vince was making sure I knew
how little that mattered and I better not be getting too big for my britches.
“What did I tell you?” Vince asked, turning it on me.
“To go down on the punch,” I answered, it dawning on me why he was upset at me.
“Then why the frick did you no-sell it? You fricked everything up.”
“Sir, honestly, I didn’t mean to no-sell it. I thought I did sell it, I just didn’t go down, I
wasn’t expecting it to land the way it did, and I was a little stunned,” I explained my reasons,
which, once they came out of my mouth, I realized, sounded like fabricated excuses.
“Do you fricking think I was born yesterday?”
Well, no, sir, I certainly don’t think you were born yesterday.
I had never been cussed at by him before. This was real top guy shit. But I was completely unprepared. And also, I was not in any way trying to frick him, or anyone for that matter, over.
We were less than twenty-four hours removed from WrestleMania. I was running on about an hour of sleep, having done media in the morning, and had just delivered a promo with a new chantable catchphrase and future merch shirt.
How about a thank-you?
Instead, Vince was very upset that I, who had just won both titles in the first women’s main event of WrestleMania in its history of thirty-five years, didn’t sell the punch delivered to me by Lacey Evans, the brand-new lady on the roster who had only been seen walking down the ramp in high heels, a dress, and nice hats.
Should I have been selling for her in this manner the night after such an occasion? Frick no.
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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Appreciate the link, anon

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone read the book and find some juicy wrestling school/backstage details?

    I could care less about Becky herself but I more would like to hear the insider details

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no happy and successful career and marriage

      It's loaded with photos at the end

      I'd like to Lynch her Beck if you catch my drift

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >36mb epub
    how wtf is it going to kill my kobo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no happy and successful career and marriage

      It's loaded with photos at the end

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We were less than twenty-four hours removed from WrestleMania. I was running on about an hour of sleep, having done media in the morning, and had just delivered a promo with a new chantable catchphrase and future merch shirt.
    >How about a thank-you?
    God I hate women.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the audiobook out anywhere I can stream it, for free of course?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      xwt

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not trans sorry.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vince was right.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how autistic is Vince?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Go out and do this
    >*Doesnt do it*
    >Why didn't you do what I asked
    >b.b.b.bb.b.b.because :(( im champ :((

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Should I have been selling for her in this manner the night after such an occasion? Frick no.
    Uh yeah that would be a great way to put a new talent on the map. Ffs what's wrong with this generation.? Vince was right about these millennial gays.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She straight up big leagued her, that's pretty old school

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Should I have been selling for her in this manner the night after such an occasion? Frick no.
        Uh yeah that would be a great way to put a new talent on the map. Ffs what's wrong with this generation.? Vince was right about these millennial gays.

        except now it's all coming back around on her. everyone in WWE finds her a pain in the ass to work with and they're letting her contract expire. her bad reputation will keep her from working in AEW where they just got burned by WWE malcontents, too, meaning she'll be effectively frozen out of the business.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Becky was right. Lacey was a shitter who shouldn't have been in that position and her being Becky's first feud over Bayley, Sasha, Alexa, or Asuka immediately killed the interest in her reign. Becky was white hot and she got stuck with Lacey, Corbin, and Seth.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people forget but in the grim year of 2019 she was one of the biggest draws they had

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon... that's why the year was so grim

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah that's what I meant

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Should I have been selling for her in this manner the night after such an occasion? Frick no.

    The boss told you to sell, you sell. It was to setup a feud you'd win you stupid c**t.

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