ITT: We predict the Double or Nothing results

Double or Nothing
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>Roderick Strong (c) vs Will Ospreay (AEW International Title)
No way Will's losing this early.

>Toni Storm (c) vs Serena Deeb (AEW Women's World Title)
The only people beating Toni are Mariah May or Jamie Hayter.

>Adam Copeland (c) vs Malakai Black (Barbed Wire Steel Cage Match for the TNT Title)
Malakai's probably gone once his contract ends. Makes no sense to belt him up here.

>Jon Moxley (c) vs Konosuke Takeshita (IWGP World Heavyweight Title Eliminator Match)
Mox isn't losing in the lead up to his match with Evil.

>Orange Cassidy vs Trent Beretta
Probably Trent if he joins The Don Callis Family.

>Chris Jericho (c) vs Hook vs Katsuyori Shibata (FTW Title)
I don't really care if truth be told. The three way nature makes me think Jericho is pinning Shibata though.

>Bullet Club Gold (c) vs Death Triangle (Unified Trios Titles)
The Bang Bang Gang still has plenty to do with the belts.

>Willow Nightingale (c) vs Mercedes Mone (TBS Title)
Mercedes isn't losing her first match as much as I want my girl Willow to win.

>The Elite vs Team AEW [Bryan Danielson, Darby Allin, and FTR] (Anarchy in the Arena)
The only finish that makes sense is The Elite winning.

>Swerve Strickland vs Christian Cage (AEW World Title)
No way Swerve is dropping the belt until at least Wembley.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ospreay over Roderick
    Toni over Serena
    Edge over Malachi
    Mox over Takeshita
    OC over Baretta
    Jericho wins through shenanigans
    BCG over Death Triangle
    I'd agree that the Elite win. Still a lot of story there.
    Swerve over Christian but to me, Swerve screams transitional champion. There's no way he hold it until Wembley, right?

    I agree with you except for OC.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >screams transitional champion
      Yeah same. He's already getting muted reactions and is wrestling on free TV every week which makes me think they don't see him as an alluring guy to put in the main event of PPVs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I personally think he's very mediocre but that shit about black wrestlers really has Tony's attention even if subjecting viewers to Shane Taylor Productions and Brian Kieth isn't holding theirs. They had one great black male wrestler with Hobbs and he got injured.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE RETURN
    PLEASE RETURN
    PLEASE RETURN

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no thanks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pray for Roddy's victory. TK has zero idea on how to build up new babyfaces and let them all win easily. Willy should win.

      Toni definitely is winning to set up returning Jamie.

      Wish for Malakai holding a singles belt for once before he is gone. Cope is likely winning.

      Why it is a title eliminator match on a PPV? I bet on Kono winning.

      Trent should win if they want to further broken best friends storyline.

      Jericho wins it after Shibata turning heel. I think Shibata should benefit more being in a stable with a good spokesman like Jericho.

      Bet on Bang Bang Gang but Death Triangle may win. I guess it's 50/50.

      Definitely Mercedes winning with some outside helps if she is going full heel. Maybe Kris. Maybe Stokely. Maybe Reggie/Scrypts?

      You suffer from derangement

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >No way Swerve is dropping the belt until at least Wembley
    There is literally zero chance that Swerve is the champ in the main event of Wembley

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Will
    Makes perfect sense. It avoids them having to put him over Swerve at Wembley which could be a bit akward for Tony (i.e. having the "historic first black AEW champion" be a transitional one), and also lets him do shit in Japan or even at SGW for a bit if he wants to. They'll probably put the heavyweight champion belt on him before the year is out though.
    >Toni
    I agree with that. I like Deeb but Toni's gimmick still has a little bit of juice in it for now.
    >Copeland
    I agree again. I've no idea what the frick they actually want to do with this belt and don't really give a shit since Copeland is a boring shitter that always gets matched with boring opponents, but yeah.
    >Moxley vs Takeshita
    I would fricking love for Moxley to drop the belt to Takeshita but yeah, he'll probably retain it until at least Forbidden Door. Will end up back on Naito, Tsuji or - god forbid - Shota by the end of the year. If he loses it to Evil (or it ends up on Sanada somehow) that's pretty much it for NJPW.
    >Trent
    This is the one of the only ones where I could go 50/50.
    >Jericho
    Yeah I can see Jericho pinning Shibata too, sadly. Only mildly interesting options are Shibata backstabbing Hook to give Jericho the pin and then joining the learning tree as a high level stooge or vice versa (the seethe would be funny), or Shibata somehow winning clean (never gonna happen).
    >BBG
    As much as I love Penta and wish they could get Jay White out of trios you're totally right.
    >Willow
    Totally disagree. I see Kris betraying Willow out of jealousy and starting a fued so they can put the belt on Mone ASAP. I expect Willow will still have far more TV appearances than Mone after though.
    >Elite
    Yeah, this is just to start more "vs The Elite" fueds until Kenny potentially recovers.
    >Sweve
    Agreed. He'll either drop it to Ospreay or drop it to a trasitional heel champ who will drop it to Ospreay (maybe Okada).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Which obese WON sub is this? Or are you israelitezer’s pet spic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't read a WON article or whatever in my entire life nor given a shit about a thing Meltzer has said in his. I think you just hate yourself and try your very childish best to take that out on others.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >pigwheels is projecting his anger again

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do you ever tire of this shitposting? It's like 12 hours a day.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            uh oh crippled moron b***h is mad, must've fallen out of his wheelchair again this morning

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do you not ever yearn for the touch of a woman? The sembalance and security of being respected at a regular job for your day's work? Is this really all you have?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao you really did fall out of your wheelchair this morning and that's why you're so pissed, did you also shit yourself while on the floor?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You've never felt a woman's embrace, have you?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            We don’t post in the 2nd person here

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's the best you could come up with?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Damn pigvert squealing louder than his daughter when the Fhite chads got finished with her

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The only squealing here is you. I've never seen such desperation.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            now without tears pigvert
            please livestream your suicide when the troony slop gets cancelled

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You might wanna check your blood pressure, friend. You're escalating this a bit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            stfu butthole

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >hogwheels is samegayging and arguing with himself
            Are you okay, dude? You should take a vacation and go to Six Flags or something. I'm sure they have handicap accessibility stuff.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Shit is incredibly pathetic, whoever is doing it. The PPV is full of predictable matches, but going out of your way to derail it with homosexual behavior is just sad. Let the people discuss the matched and the card, and just deal with it. Suck it up.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Finna cry little baby b***h? Frick off back to discord KWAB

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Pigvert you can't feel anything in your legs because you're a wheelchair bound b***h

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Only mildly interesting options are Shibata backstabbing Hook to give Jericho the pin and then joining the learning tree as a high level stooge
      this could be good, could have segments where Jericho tries to teach him how to do promos in English, and it would be surreal to see shibata come to the ring with Jericho smiling and waving like a goof

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly think it could be great, but I don't expect it. Or have Hook as the heel with Shibata learning promos from Taz for even more absurdity. I'd go for either, but I expect as others have said BIG BILL COMES TO SABOTAGE AND ITS CHRIS FOR THE PIN.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >or it ends up on Sanada somehow
      Please take the old autistic israelite’s dick out of your mouth and actually pay attention

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Bruv
    >Storm
    >Cope
    >Mox
    >Pockets
    >Jeribloat
    >BBG
    >Mone
    >Elite
    Darb will probably do some stupid spot with Perry that almost kills him
    >Swerve

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    12.5k legit ppv buys and lots of empty seats

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Will
    >Toni
    >Cope
    >Take
    I think Tony or Mox will want to give Take the rub, then have him job for the real match. If Mox goes over it makes it even weirder to have on a PPV.
    >Juice
    I really don't know.
    >Jericho
    No way Jericho can resist the opportunity to suck the last little bit of heat out of Hook and Shibata.
    >Gang Bang Gang
    Death Triangle Tony's go-to multiman jobbers when he wants to put on a BANGER.
    >Mone
    >Team AEW
    I don't see where they would go if the Elite won.
    >Christian
    Swerve a shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I think Tony or Mox will want to give Take the rub, then have him job for the real match. If Mox goes over it makes it even weirder to have on a PPV.
      If Takeshita wins that means they have to either
      1. Do the title match on tv
      2. Have the title match at Forbidden Door at the expense of a New Japan talent like Naito
      3. Schedule the match for Wembley which spoils Moxley’s Forbidden Door match

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I agree with you but he could randomly drop the belt in an NJPW event. The fact he's even had it for this long is kind of an embarassment for them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he could randomly drop the belt in an NJPW event
          Anon the G1 is next up after Forbidden Door. There won’t be a new japan event for him to drop it at until Destruction if he doesn’t lose it at Forbidden Door

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            God I really wish he could drop it to Take and then Take could go enter the G1. That really would be the best case scenario.

          • 1 month ago
            Machine Jerk

            excalibur said last night that takeshita will get a shot at whoever is iwgp champ so the timeline is flexible. that and moxley laying him out makes me think he's winning.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >takeshita will get a shot at whoever is iwgp champ
            That would mean he’s going to have to wait four months after earning a title shot before actually getting it once the Destruction tour starts

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The fact he's even had it for this long is kind of an embarassment for them.

          He's only had it for 41 days.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >If Takeshita wins that means they have to either
        >1. Do the title match on tv
        >2. Have the title match at Forbidden Door at the expense of a New Japan talent like Naito
        >3. Schedule the match for Wembley which spoils Moxley’s Forbidden Door match
        These are all things Tony would do.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >1. Do the title match on tv
          Nah, that's a random line he won't cross. See the history of the Battle of the Belts.
          >2. Have the title match at Forbidden Door at the expense of a New Japan talent like Naito
          >3. Schedule the match for Wembley which spoils Moxley’s Forbidden Door match
          I really hate to admit it but he is that moronic. I'd like to say his booking has risen from "abysmal" to "mediocre" since World's End, but we'll see.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Tony is so frustrating because sometimes he'll randomly put together an angle that's just good enough to give you a hint of hope, then he dabs on you with some unponderable shit.

            We don’t post in the 2nd person here

            Wait, we don't? Then how come you just did it here?

            Lmao you really did fall out of your wheelchair this morning and that's why you're so pissed, did you also shit yourself while on the floor?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I swear to God Trevor if you don't stop coping I'll come to your house and shove your wheelchair down a flight of stairs

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Show me a worse AEW PPV card. I can't believe one exists.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      World's End 2023. Easy. DoN is incredibly predictable and kind of a waste of a PPV slot, but look at this thing. Full Gear wasn't a great card either, but it was more the general match quality that was at fault there.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        off topic, but its been less than 6 months and half of that card is off tv for whatever reason

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean that's just how it's gonna be with AEW. Massive revolving door.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A little disingenuous there mate. MJF, Eddie Kingston, Miro, Keith Lee, Julia Hart, Powerhouse Hobbs and Wheeler Yuta are all injured right now. And Andrade and Sting don't work for the company anymore. Also i'm pretty sure Sammy is still suspended.

          It's not like they're gone for no reason. The only real MIA people there are Riho, Abadon, and Ricky Starks.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Riho seems to be on a legit break again for now, Abadon is a woman they pull out like a Halloween decoration and then forget to take her down when they put up the Christmas ones, and Starks is probably gone soon unless they plan on putting him in a short fued with The Learning Tree.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Assplay
    Toni
    My mind's telling me Edge but my heart wants a Malakai singles run
    Takeshita wins by Callis bs
    Trent to set up a rubber match
    Jericho
    Bang Bang Gang via returning Juice
    Sasha wins lol
    Probably Elite
    Swerve easily

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pray for Roddy's victory. TK has zero idea on how to build up new babyfaces and let them all win easily. Willy should win.

    Toni definitely is winning to set up returning Jamie.

    Wish for Malakai holding a singles belt for once before he is gone. Cope is likely winning.

    Why it is a title eliminator match on a PPV? I bet on Kono winning.

    Trent should win if they want to further broken best friends storyline.

    Jericho wins it after Shibata turning heel. I think Shibata should benefit more being in a stable with a good spokesman like Jericho.

    Bet on Bang Bang Gang but Death Triangle may win. I guess it's 50/50.

    Definitely Mercedes winning with some outside helps if she is going full heel. Maybe Kris. Maybe Stokely. Maybe Reggie/Scrypts?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Elite will win. They just created this faction and won't tear it down this soon.

      Swerve wins. I won't mind Christian as the world champion at this point but the build is way too short to do so.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Especially because Christian is literally just acting as a stooge of The Elite in this storyline.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Roderick Strong (c) vs Will Ospreay (AEW International Title)
    Ospreay wins the belt no doubt

    >Toni Storm (c) vs Serena Deeb (AEW Women's World Title)
    Toni retaining so they set up her vs Mina at Forbidden Door and Mariah May forced to choose between her lesbian lovers

    >Adam Copeland (c) vs Malakai Black (Barbed Wire Steel Cage Match for the TNT Title)
    My head says CopeR, but my gut says the HOB get involved causing him to lose and he is forced to join them by stipulation.

    >Jon Moxley (c) vs Konosuke Takeshita (IWGP World Heavyweight Title Eliminator Match)
    Mox. The fact that its an eliminator match makes me think Takeshita has a chance as he could benefit with a big win.

    >Orange Cassidy vs Trent Beretta
    Didn't Orange beat him already? Trent gets revenge. Hopefully his mom is there.

    >Chris Jericho (c) vs Hook vs Katsuyori Shibata (FTW Title)
    Jericho with Big Bill's help. FTW rules is pretty much anything goes so he has the advantage.

    >Bullet Club Gold (c) vs Death Triangle (Unified Trios Titles)
    BCG need the win more to be credible. Death Triangle should always be on the chase for all the belts.

    >Willow Nightingale (c) vs Mercedes Mone (TBS Title)
    Mercedes unless she gets yeeted.

    >The Elite vs Team AEW [Bryan Danielson, Darby Allin, and FTR] (Anarchy in the Arena)
    Okada almost guarantees victory for the Elite but this match is probably aiming for pure chaos and unpredictable outcomes so we'll see if the superkick reeboks are a winner's shoe.

    >Swerve Strickland vs Christian Cage (AEW World Title)
    Do the dance Prince Nana!

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >PLEASE PLEASE TALK ABOUT AEW WE ARE ICE FRICKING COLD
    KWAB

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah these are all predictable.
    >>The Elite vs Team AEW [Bryan Danielson, Darby Allin, and FTR] (Anarchy in the Arena)
    >The only finish that makes sense is The Elite winning.
    Yep. Danielson eating the pin and I give him 3:2 odds of getting injured again

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ospreay
    Storm
    Copeland
    Moxley
    Orange
    Jericho
    don't care enough to think about it
    Mone
    Elite
    Swerve

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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