Nordic bros why are we so shit at football

Nordic bros why are we so shit at football

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop wasting talent in meme olympic winter sports

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weak genetics, its why Somalis and Albanians are taking over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Isak and erm...........Elyounoussi....and ummmmmmmmmm........Kulusevski...........I could go on and on

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok sanjeet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >weak
      Post your zoomalian ape skull for everyone to laugh at

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i didn't know Russia had qualified

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cheeky

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UEFA countries that failed to qualify going by different criteria:

    >Best Elo rating
    Greece
    >Best FIFA ranking
    Sweden
    >Most Euro participations
    Sweden
    >UEFA country league coefficient
    Norway
    >National team value (per TM)
    Norway
    >Number of players in the best five leagues
    Ireland
    >Most populated
    Kazakhstan
    >Highest GDP
    Sweden
    >Highest GDP per capita
    Luxembourg

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek, this suggests that a lot of Irish players are stealing a living in the English league

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >irish stealing a living
        A tale as old as time

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Said the scamtalian

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Number of players in the best five leagues
      Ireland

      This is not true, Norway has 11 in their last squad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm taking into account the whole pool of eligible plauyers. Ireland has thirty-two eligible players in the squads of big five leagues teams. Norway, 'only' twenty-six.

        https://fbref.com/en/comps/Big5/nations/Big-5-European-Leagues-Nationalities

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Denmark did well last Euros and generally qualify for most tournaments.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically the weather

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s easier to get a well paying contract in the NHL. So lets go hockey! Our immigrants are too busy shooting eachother instead of gettin’ good a soccer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ice hockey is a man's sport

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the whitest sport.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we are more of a
    >skiing
    >hokkei
    >pesäpallo
    >kyykkä
    nation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why has nobody from pesäpallo made it in the MLB?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Too different. Spurdoball has pitching like in over-the-line. There's probably a few MLB-level fielders, though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This guy is trying https://www.instagram.com/konstakurikka_/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget rallying.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah I forgot Kalle 😀 solved rallying so bad that he got bored

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry Jon Dahl will save you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it will be fixed soon

      I hope so

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't he supposed to be called either just "Jon" or "Jon Dahl Tomasson"? They are lecturing us poor swedes about that right now

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    - Small populations
    - Can't play in winter without indoor facilities

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Small populations
      Croatia is barely larger than Stockholm

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Croatia is a statistical outlier, numbers still matter. If there were 100 million Croatians, they'd have an even better NT.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about... the balkans

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we are poor and weakmind

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it will be fixed soon

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Vatican City coloured in yellow like they tried to qualify?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nordics should only play hockey. Football have been exclusively for girls for 15+ years now.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm guessing they have the same problem we have. Due to climate, it's only possible to play 6 months of the year. The rest of the time there's snow on the ground, or it's too cold.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Russia banned
    >Israel and Azerbaijan not banned

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If America likes you, you'll get away with anything.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We are just getting good at it.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Med Chads are better

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Speak for yourself. Us Danes made it like usual.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the most boring possible selection of euro participants ever?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    karma for 2004, it's no coincidence it happens exactly twenty years later.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scandinavia is like 20m people and you already crush wintersports don't be too greedy.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's been downhill for Sweden since they got relegated from NL Group A due to a late own goal

    lmao

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Half the year it's cold.
    In Italy it never gets to freezing so they play 12 months a year
    Haaland is the best Nordic player and he was mostly raised in England

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nobody cares about the national team anymore so it's fine

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