Phil be like:. >NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE REAL GLASS, THAT'S RECKLESS!!1!

Phil be like:
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE REAL GLASS, THAT'S RECKLESS!!1!
>*get's injured doing a battle royal*
Jack perry:
>Yeah just shoot me with the flamethrower, boss

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, that is reckless.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yet Jack is fine & Punk tore a labia muscle on a ddt kwab

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >labia muscle
        I know punk's a pussy but sheesh homie transitioned fr

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And yet, Punk humiliated him in a confrontation.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's like saying that Steven Seagal is a better actor than Ryan Gosling because in a real fight he would beat him, that's non sense...

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Punk is also a better wrestler because he actually draws, unlike Perry.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Draws what? A diagram for the doctors to figure out what bone he broke this time?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Viewers and dimes, two things completely alien to AEW.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol Phil lost his shit when Jack stood in front of this fake tough guy UFC fighter and fixed his hair without giving a frick.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sweet headcanon but we saw the video evidence

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't forget he also broke his foot doing his entrance

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and you don't see a problem with that?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek honestly pretty based. Jack has literally had 4 times as many matches as Punk this year (and 1 more in Chicago than Punk has), doing much crazier shit, and came out unscathed. Hell, he got the fricking pin on Phil's mate Danielson lmao.

        Those who consciously try to avoid injury are more likely to suffer one. That's why Punk keeps getting injured. He's a pussy b***h.

        don't forget he also broke his foot doing his entrance

        >They STILL completely miss the point of what Punk was saying
        Absolute fricking morons.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He won’t sexually harass you

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he might

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tell me then bby

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Age is a b***h

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        e drones SEETHING

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Punk tore a labia muscle on a ddt kwab

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kek honestly pretty based. Jack has literally had 4 times as many matches as Punk this year (and 1 more in Chicago than Punk has), doing much crazier shit, and came out unscathed. Hell, he got the fricking pin on Phil's mate Danielson lmao.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean Punk's pretty old, Perry will regret this type of.stuff when he's Phil's age.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Punk hasn't done close to what Perry has done and he's been injured a lot more even accounting for age. Punk fricked his shit up by age 25 because his finisher required him landing on his fricking knees from the top rope pedigree.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yet he doesn't have knee injuries, he has arm injuries. And his WWE finisher, the one he used four hundreds of matches, required him to regularly lift guys much bigger than he is with those arms. Curious!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe he should hit the gym amirite or amirite? I mean...folks...where's the lie?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, Phil is just a brittle b***h. It has nothing to do with being old. Billy Gunn and Jericho are fossils yet never injured.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even 65 year old Sting during his last run did much crazier shit than Punk and he came out of everything practically unharmed.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure that flamethrower spot isn't going to have any surprise long term complications.

        And yet, Punk humiliated him in a confrontation.

        >Sucker punching a guy with his hands behind his head
        Ooo, big man.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In 20 years medical science will have advanced to a level that will keep wrestlers wrestling forever

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jack has literally had 4 times as many matches as Punk this year
      and hasn't drawn even half the dimes phil has.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Phil hasn't drawn shit. WWE as a brand draws. All this success WWE is seeing right now is down to riding a wave of hype. Punk (much like he did when he was with AEW) came in during a hot period and thinks he's a draw. Everything would have happened with or without Punk - he's a tiny cog. A non entity in a giant machine.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          now type that without being trans

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Punk (much like he did when he was with AEW) came in during a hot period
          he was the cause of that hot period.
          they haven't drawn shit since.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he was the cause of that hot period.
            >they haven't drawn shit since.
            They were literally drawing roughly the same before and after Punk came in. If Punk was a massive draw like he thinks he is, their PPVs would have spiked heavily (he popped 2 PPVs then the trends followed the line of beat fit again) and most importantly Collision wouldn't be doing more or less the same as when he was there. The only reason Collision even dropped a bit is due to the season.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >They were literally drawing roughly the same before and after Punk came in.
            afraid not

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's no point in trying to argue. AEWtists will insist the hot period was brought on by Hangman after Punk, Danielson and Adam Cole debuted

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Punk's return broke WWE's social media records lil bro...Most people were surprised at his return, most fans didn't even know he'd been active in AEW a year prior...For them, the last time CM Punk wrestled was in 2014 lol

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Muh social media Pajeets
            Lmao. How'd the ratings, buy rates, etc do?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ummmm yeah and he broke AEW social media records and drew 14k for his first show... how'd that okay out in the end?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >WWE's social media records

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He did literally the same in AEW then settled in to kind of a meh 50-100k boost for his segments. People act like Punk was solely responsible for AEW drawing the elusive Milly but they were drawing pretty good before he joined, he gave them a little boost at best. When he came back for Collision his shows were doing 500-700k without any competition. He's just not a big draw and in WWE the brand is the draw. Fraid so, bro.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Muh social media Pajeets
            Lmao. How'd the ratings, buy rates, etc do?

            >AEW fans suddenly care about buy rates
            Whew Phil mind broke you guys.
            The few times Phil has made reference to things that happened in AEW, the crowd barely reacted, this proves that most of them literally aren't tuned in enough to know/care about his AEW run.

            Few weeks ago when the bucks aired the All In footage, the ratings went up...thanks to Punk....

            >When he came back for Collision his shows were doing 500-700k without any competition.
            No one who has a normal life is tuning in to watch mandrama on a Saturday night lol

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            WWE fans are low information consumers and Phil isn’t as smart or as good of a promo as he thinks he is.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Phil hasn't drawn shit. WWE as a brand draws.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Phil and Danielson probably aren’t friends since Danielson fired him but then again that’s what he wanted, soooo….

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dont see anything suggesting they ever were

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just gotta love the ScapeGOAT.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He took the proper safety precautions with the fire though. He was covered head to toe in flame moronant. So Phil was actually right

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe on planet moronant

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those who consciously try to avoid injury are more likely to suffer one. That's why Punk keeps getting injured. He's a pussy b***h.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't get out of your chair anytime soon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't worry, he can't

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Outlaw mudshow garbage

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wrestling?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tony expecting me to take this geek as a legit heel is killing the show for me.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Punk doesn't like you shattering glass because he's related to it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kwab

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You gays need to apologize to punk.
    You gays also lied like the b***hes you are trying to pretend he would ever go to Saudi.
    Phil isn’t a scumbag like your orange Black person

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this fricking idiot for real?? First he tries to frick up rental cars for the boys and now he's got Tony paying for fire extinguishers and fire men that could be needed somewhere to put out real fricking fires? What a fricking joke.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      now type that without crying

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        now sit there without defending aew troon

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nearing a whole full year without Phil
    >Still think about him 24/7
    Slow day, trannies?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nearing a whole life without pussy
      >still think about trannies
      When are ya killing yourself smark?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is he so smug?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ScapeGOAT

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn’t to do with the danger you disingenuous moron. It was because he didn’t want to frick up the rental car

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Phil be like:
    >draws dimes
    Jungle b***h be like
    >doesn't draw dimes and nobody will ever forget he's a moronic pussy no matter how many times he gets set on fire

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bitchbreasts is seething crazy hard in this thread lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop talking about yourself in the 3rd person

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