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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all he's done with this cosplay is bring attention to how much smaller his frame is in comparison

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now that the dust has settled we can all admit he looks like a complete fricking geek

      Why did he think this was a good idea

      cope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no thats MJewF

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s an edited studio photo vs a still from a real life event transpiring

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek haitch was huge in 2002 moronic zoomer. of course you wouldn't know since you were still on your father's ballsack

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          HHH had one of the best physiques in wrestling. He looked massive next to actual Mr. Olympia winners. Zoomers are just delusional.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now that the dust has settled we can all admit he looks like a complete fricking geek

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he think this was a good idea

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a mark and he's in the ring brother

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's an HHH mark. Always was

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literally cosplaying Triple H
    AEW's obsession with WWE is fricking wild

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HHH cosplayed as Shane Douglas.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah Haitch was obsessed with ECW. He wanted to be Douglas mixed with Raven.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that’s the stupidest fricking thing I’ve ever read

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did you not watch multiple feds back then? It was really fricking obvious, you'd see his mannerisms and stance etc change by the week reflecting what he'd just watched on ECW a few days before.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who was he copying in 2002? ECW was dead by then.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No idea, I haven't watched wrestling since 1999.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So you don't know what the frick you're talking about is what you're saying?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was talking about 90s wrestling. Hhh was posing as DouglasxRaven in the 90s before he became a main eventer even. What he did later doesn't alter what he had already done in the last. He always coveted those two ECW gimmicks.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How was he like Douglas or Raven in any way? He first had a wienery rich blueblood gimmick then he was a rebellious DX member. His persona was the opposite of Raven.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They lifted the DX name from raven, because ECW would always talk about raven as the leader of a generation, or the figurehead for generation x, etc. his stance, his jorts, plaid shirt around waist, leather jacket with band shirt were originally raven. Talking from behind his hair and the little clenched fist pointing at people was raven mannerisms. But it's not just these little details, it was that IF you watched both programmes at the time, you'd see hhh listing what raven did that week. Swagger around the ring while friends fought? Give a promo backstage against some metal shutters? Quietly seethe about an injustice? If raven did it one week, hhh did it on TV the next.

            Douglas' mannerisms and self declared importance and the Sherri/chyna partnership and the backwards leather cap were all ECW originals that hhh lifted.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's right, redditor. Just shut the frick up. He wore the same clothes and facial hair as Shane Douglas. Cut promos just like Douglas did. "The Game" was a straight ripoff of "The Franchise". Fricking zoomer troony.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They lifted the DX name from raven, because ECW would always talk about raven as the leader of a generation, or the figurehead for generation x, etc. his stance, his jorts, plaid shirt around waist, leather jacket with band shirt were originally raven. Talking from behind his hair and the little clenched fist pointing at people was raven mannerisms. But it's not just these little details, it was that IF you watched both programmes at the time, you'd see hhh listing what raven did that week. Swagger around the ring while friends fought? Give a promo backstage against some metal shutters? Quietly seethe about an injustice? If raven did it one week, hhh did it on TV the next.

            Douglas' mannerisms and self declared importance and the Sherri/chyna partnership and the backwards leather cap were all ECW originals that hhh lifted.

            cerebrally assassinated

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >calls everyone else a mark
    >cosplays as HHH
    >gets a mark tattoo
    uhhhhhh

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he look so fricking yellow?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because you're colorblind

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's got Revitiligo. Ask Uncle Ruckus about it. Serious stuff. Very soon MJF will be known as NJF

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nigswell?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Close enough

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bad fake tan job, to go with his bad tattoo

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MJF looks like a late stage aids patient next to prime roided HHH

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when AEW does it, it's bad because... BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OK????

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's bad because their entire identity is "Remember what WWE did"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >their entire identity is "Remember what WWE did"
        nah that's you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not fair to say. Their identity is also "remember what WCW did?" and "remember what NJPW did?"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            a bit but mostly it's WWE. aew is obsessed with WWE.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            AEW is about recreating what Tony saw as a kid and he mostly saw WWE.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should have gotten clavicle lengthening while he was out injured

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miz Jr hit 'em with the "Mom says it's MY turn to play Xbox!!"

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HHH from Wish

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a fricking geek next to HHH. The frame, the physique, that hair, even the face.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest mark haters are always the biggest marks themselves. I hope for his sake that tattoo was just a sticker or something, and then he'll wear boots to cover it to not show it's gone. I don't think there was a SINGLE person in WWE who ever got a tattoo related to the company brand specifically.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kek mjf going to end up that leather brown colour hogan is.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >E Drones too stupid to understand parody again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >goes to Turkey to get plugs
      >still looks like he wears a wig made of pubes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AEW is a parody of wrestling
      KWAB

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well to be fair, that's just what israeli hair is like.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Spend years cutting promos talking about how much you love HHH and Nick Khan and want them to come swoop you away
      >Get a fake AEW tattoo to work the "smarks"
      >It's le parody

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MJF should have taken some of Hunter's juice and eat a couple rotisseries before hitting the gym for the proper physique.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haitch returns
    >gets one of the loudest pops in history in a sold out Madison Square Garden

    Midcard Jobber gay returns
    >comes out to crickets in a half empty bingo hall while larping as HHH

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wearing hhh's return outfit
    subliminal message to say he still lives paul and wants in when his contract expires
    >the leg tattoo
    showing everyone he got an extremely fat paycheck
    honestly i wouldnt be surprised if mjw israeliteed his way into making tony khan giving the highest paying contract currently in wrestling

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good morning

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Told you guys
    “The Cosplay Filler Era”

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bitchbreasts sure worked himself into a foamy froth in this thread

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting into the business cause of Triple H of all people

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the pajeet

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