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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Tony just remember he signed shibata recently?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Asian history month

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe on planet moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His visa ran out and he had to go back to Japan for a few months

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And tonikan had to keep paying him lmao everybody riding the gravy train

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably Visa issues, he was in the USA wrestling in ROH/AEW for almost long time, he probably had to be back in Japan for a while. This seems like a common issue for them not having work Visas for international talent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Visa and he had surgery last year for his head

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Really? Is there a pro wrestling show airing on Wednesday? Where is it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Says "TBS" right there on the poster baka

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is the best way to get

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shibby vs ospie
    >take vs swervebro
    noice

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anti-draw Ospreay in a cold match against a random Japanese man nobody cares about
    >Swerve vs a Japanese man who's only notable for a having a last name that kind of looks like "take a shit"
    >the tag team that could never get off the ground, Private Party, jobs to the Young Cucks
    Yeah this is seriously one of the worst Dynamite cards in history

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek this dronie boilin'

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one gives a shit about muh milly but you, b***hbreasts.

        Sup rovert

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          who raped you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, AEW fans are boilin' because the card sucks so bad. I wouldn't be surprised if this Dynamite sinks to 700k.

        Swerve vs Takeshita and Ospreay vs Shibata is insane. However Bucks vs Private Party will tank it.

        >Swerve vs Takeshita and Ospreay vs Shibata is insane.
        You might be the only person on Earth who thinks Takeshita vs Swerve and Ospreay vs Shibata are draws.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure that quarter is higher than anything Phillision ever did after its premiere kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Another NO EIGHT HUNDY incoming.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Words cannot do justice to how much I hate the young bucks

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure this will be what finally helps AEW draw a milly lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one gives a shit about muh milly but you, b***hbreasts.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You responded so it seems you do care, HogCrip.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I completely forgot Private Party existed until I was reminded just now

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh my guy, is that Private Party?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Swerve vs Takeshita and Ospreay vs Shibata is insane. However Bucks vs Private Party will tank it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >However Bucks vs Private Party will tank it.
      They're two of the best tag teams in the world today.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only if that world is planet moron.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          name one other planet

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Namek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what you get when you have someone in the office book themselves.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Swerve vs Takeshita and Ospreay vs Shibata is insane.
      Insane this on TV and not some dimeless indie show? Agreed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >However Bucks vs Private Party will tank it.
      Bucks always tank it.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ospreay, swerve and the bucks consistently lose 100k viewers when they show up
    who's gonna have the biggest dip this week

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh this one will get no 800k for sure
    Ospreay isn't a draw, Shibata is one of those fake tough guys anti-draw
    Swerve's hype will fade, nobody gives a shit about Take-a-shit
    Young Bucks are anti-draws and they'll fight whatever the frick this is
    you're in for some anti-draw bangerinos, trannies. I hope you'll have a new cope for that PLUMMET.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who raped you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your mom. That’s how you were born.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hope you'll have a new cope for that PLUMMET
      mfw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How will you cope when Slopdown gigaplummets on USA?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gigaplummets to double what Dynamite gets? Probably fine I guess

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shibata and ospreay on free tv
    >no doubt they'll try to kill each other
    >ospreay gets an injury because tony doesn't have a leash
    >ratings continue to stay <1mil
    If only AEW had some sort of tard wrangler and limited movesets. Look at AJ. I don't think he'd do as much flippy shit now but his moveset makes up for it to adapt to powerhouse moves.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agents in AEW have literally said the talent don't listen to them, so they don't even bother trying to tell the talent not to do a million movez each match

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Wahhhh why don't they do move for move what some backstage helper tells them.
        Because they arent robots. And actual oldschool guys would be pissed off at the idea some dude was telling them what to do instead of them just winging it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those old school guys are the ones who work in the back and try to tell the talent to slow the frick down

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Because they arent robots
          That's funny because they sure wrestle like robots, just mindlessly executing a program of moves and no-selling. The old timers backstage are probably telling the indie shitters to act like human beings in the ring for Christ's sake. Well, before they gave up anyway.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >No selling
            ... you've never seen a real fight have you?
            >Beep boop you must sell in the wwe-approved way. Any divergence will be punished. You must comply beep boop.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >just mindlessly executing a program of moves and no-selling.

            Ironic given how matches in WWE completely fall apart whenever someone deviates from the script.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            damn the E-drone projection is really getting out of hand

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wrestlers have no idea what to do with themselves. They need to be ruled over with an iron fist. Moxley 2019-present is absolute proof of this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't know to deliver these sorts of matches and give people a reason to care at the same time. It's just smarkbait "dream matches" for a niche audience with either a flimsy ass reason in kayfabe for why it's happening or none at all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agents in AEW have literally said the talent don't listen to them, so they don't even bother trying to tell the talent not to do a million movez each match

      They don't know to deliver these sorts of matches and give people a reason to care at the same time. It's just smarkbait "dream matches" for a niche audience with either a flimsy ass reason in kayfabe for why it's happening or none at all.

      Piggies are so mad their matches suck kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you really think AEW is gonna do well in the future without a Cena or Hogan? Someone who sells tickets and merch that is like crack cocaine to children like they did? Ospreay has a chance but shitty booking isn't gonna get them there. Stop acting like it's a war, there isn't one now and it was won after Punk left. Stop attacking the piggies and start calling out TK and Meltzer for glorifying garbage. MJF will leave you because everyone on the planet knows his endgame is WWE.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It aint over til the final bell rings, pussy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Phil got FIRED.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a Private Party mark, I hope they win

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    two cold matches with japanese guys that can't speak booked in quebec

    great job, tony

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who raped you?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've only watched 2 Shibata matches (both are in AEW) and his theme makes me mark the frick out when I hear it

    any Shibata match recs?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shibby vs Okada has to be the best one

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that the one where he almost dies?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes but it's pure sovl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vs Ishii G1 Climax 2013

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shibata vs Akiyama

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the story?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sugoi cardo

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That looks like a yummy yummy free TV hot shot to me!

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Young Cucks vs Private Potty is good
    troony brains are seriously fried I'm afraid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Private Party beat the Young Bucks on the second episode of Dynamite 5 years ago in the first Tag Tournament and it was a good match. Now its the rematch, why wouldn't you be excited to see the Bucks lose again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cucknettecels are children.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AEW loves their injury prone high flying black tag teams.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LMFAO. Enjoy your promos while the real wrestling show has actual wrestling matches.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AEW's "wrestling" is further away from "wrestling" than WWE is you brainwashed Meltzdrone.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >jobs to Montana State and Grambling state playing basketball
    fricking kek

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Swerve
    Legit has go away heat with me. I don't care if you are a dicklet as long as I never find out, but if I do I am never going to see you as a real man again. That Black person is in a match with a jap, and his dick is so small I honestly believe Takeshita has a bigger dick than he does. Shameful shit.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like 57-0

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we'll finna get that milly boys

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shibata vs ospreay?
    takeshita vs strickland?
    aew is finally good again boys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was always good

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    REAL GRAPS

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino is back on the menu

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When's Britt and Jamie back?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    781K

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    better than mania

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you gonna tell us where?
    All I see is a poster for a gymnastics competition.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No women's matches booked yet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thunder Rosa v Trish Adora (Toni Storm on commentary)

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the story?

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Another directionless dynamite with good matches but no follow up or story elements

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not enough dick and poop jokes for ya dronie?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >#1 contender match
      >match to build Ospreay/Danielson
      >tournament match
      What’s directionless about it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is why you suck, Tony. No one wants to watch you play with your EWR save. You have no ability to understand pathos because you're a moronic autist.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ospreay vs. Shibata
    We're lucky to see this match honestly, but I have my worries. Ever since Shibata came back I've always had the fear that he's gonna take one bad bump and it'll be over. I hope both can deliver an excellent and safe match.
    >Takeshita vs. Swerve
    Awesome. Both are fantastic wrestlers and it's best to make Swerve look strong before his coronation at Dynasty. Takeshita is a great in-ring wrestler but other than that the language barrier is hurting his chances of getting over., plus the Callis Family stuff sucks so it doesn't really help him in my eyes.
    >YB vs. Private Party
    Damn it's been a while since we got this match, hope it lives up to their previous bout.
    A solid card so far, obviously Tony isn't happy about the ratings and wants to load the card to give 'em a boost. Probably won't hit a million but at least we get a good show out of it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bait/10

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't have an opinion?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not a word of a lie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We'll be in "no 700k?" territory by the end of the year.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you'll be in 700 lb territory by the end of the year

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Callis Family's big issue right now is that it needs to splinter already. Ospreay and Kyle can stay buddies and you can either have Hobbs go at it alone or stay with Callis and Takeshita.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last time AEW drew a milly was February 22 2023.

    Last time AEW drew a 900k was October 18 2023.

    Last time AEW drew a 850k was January 17 2024.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at least it didn't get cancelled, unlike Slopdown lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pig Collision was cancelled.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that was slopdown sadly

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah Lachlan got outbidded like a b***h and then had to cope to the shareholders about ad rates so Fox didn't look bad. It's over, Trevor. Everyone knows this as the objective truth now.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            maybe on planet moron

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not a cope.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pig Collision got 0 viewers. NO SINGLE’Y.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            who raped you?

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are wrestlers instructed to make Nintendo Switch face for match card photos?

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's Wednesday you know what that means
    Three incredibly predictable outcomes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Three incredibly predictable outcomes.
      you will gain weight
      you won't shower
      your virginity will remain intact

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you'll be in 700 lb territory by the end of the year

        Trevor seething

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pic unrelated

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shibata jobbing again
    kwab

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine AEW two years ago trying to put on a show without Omega, MJF, Hangman, Moxley, Cole, Darby, Punk, Danielson. They would not survive. That's how stacked the current roster is that it can hold up without these guys.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the roster is so stacked that Dynamite's ratings will sink to 700k this year

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Solid

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tony killed Swerve by making him face

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Smarks ruined him by reacting to him like one

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mint

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why in the frick would anyone want to see the homosexual Bucks versus Private Party. They've been doing this same match for 5 fricking years now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I said why, not who. Why in the frick would you want to see the same shit you've already seen like 5 times, especially when there are other tag teams on the roster. Console wars aside, explain the logic of this.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Why in the frick would you want to see the same shit
          the last time they had this match was in 2020
          raw is the same 10 heels vs 10 heels every week with minor variations

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Defend this match without bring up WWE. Why would we want to see something that we saw 4 years ago.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            who raped you?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So you admit thst this booking is completely indefensible.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            a rematch from 4 years ago is completely indefensible? do you need some fricking help bro?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So they can’t wrestle ever again because they’ve already done it 4 years ago?

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shibata is going to die in an AEW ring and the company will never recover. He'll do it for Inokiism.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he'll be fine

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Montrealgay here. I didnt go last time because the card was atrocious so I’m absolutely seething that bumfrick quebec city got this one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Many such cases

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    great card

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in the home of the quebec remparts

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    solid

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is whistling?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you tell me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sir?

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