Seriously though...

What happens when we inevitably win Copa America?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we still wont care but we'll rub it in foreigners faces anyway

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which is why MLS average attendance keeps growing every year, FIFA/EAFC consistently make it into the top 10 best selling games of the year and Premier League keeps getting record viewership in the US?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MLS is "growing" and will continue to "grow" like it has for the past 30 years, which is very slowly, ironically the one thing driving up viewership is more immigrants who actually tune in, and now their latest retirement club marketing gimmick with messi, suarez and busquets, etc.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Pacific Northwest isn't exactly immigrant land and the Timbers and Sounders are among the most popular teams in MLS. Like sure New York and LA have teams, but so do Kansas City and Charlotte. These are Americans watching and playing, not all immigrants.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MLelSoy is not relevant here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no one gives a frick about mls here kek it's a very local city attraction where you take your kids to watch a game and nothing beyond that besides a few hundred (at most) "ultra" cucks who think they're fighting fascism

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all your GKs suck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What team in Copa America has a great GK?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Brazil
        Argentina

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Overrated because on a good team
          Overrated because on an over performing meme team.
          Give Me Turner, he's got Dawg in him.
          Simple as.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Overrated because on a good team
        Overrated because on an over performing meme team.
        Give Me Turner, he's got Dawg in him.
        Simple as.

        they don't need to be great, they just need to not suck.
        but Dibu is good at penalty shootouts, which is important during knock-out stages

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not with Berhalter as a coach.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mexico is shit, OP

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gregg could never

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    +1100 odds on USA to win copa
    couldn’t resist throwing a few cheeky dollars at it

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You deserve to get 3-0 by Uruguay so fricking much.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Arrogance and cluelessness.
        You are so not prepared.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Arrogance and cluelessness.
          That's you though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          literally nobody thinks this squad will win anything, except maybe the gold cup/nations league. Gregg is a moron and our best yuro kids did frick all when they were all together. All hope we have for this team is to make semis at best

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If we dont win, I want the US to win it than any other latinsimio

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You'll be lucky to get out of your group with that garbage squad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you
      Kys chi or go back if you hate it here so much

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think you have an interesting team. They can compete in big matches. But there is a gap of quality between you and Uruguay, brasil, Argentina. You are closer to Colombia and Ecuador but still you will struggle against them. Your biggest problem is your defense, rest of the team is OK but are a level below the top 3 teams. Berhalter is doing great looking for young players, dominating in the nation's league and winning a gold cup with a b team against Mexico.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Berhalter is doing great
      He's the problem thoughbeit.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Levels of seethe unimaginable

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know frick all about soccer and only ever heard of "Copa America" a few weeks back. I'm going to be watching every game I can. USA #1 b***hES!

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nooooo you have to care
    nope, sorry we don't
    we only hosted this in order to make latinx go through the humiliation ritual of applying for a visa just to have it denied

    the CIA truly is nefarious

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