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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but enough about WWE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Typical, Dub fans can't read

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    xero don't miss

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >xero news

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unsubstantiated bullshit
      And into the trash it goes.

      Fake news.

      >thinking Xero's wrong about this when it's obviously true
      lololololololol

      >E-drones desperately pleading for some of AEW's talent pool, because they have none of their own
      >again
      you will never get Sting
      you will never get Omega
      you will never get Danielson
      Vince is KWABOTY
      lol

      >you will never get Sting
      >you will never get Omega
      >you will never get Danielson
      Yeah and that's why WWE is winning

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's obviously true
        >because it supports what I want to believe
        Please lose weight.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >only a tiny fraction of the AEW roster gets TV time
          >a shitload of people are exiled to ROH where they don't get TV at all
          >pushes and storylines always fizzle out into nothing
          >nobody is safe from being randomly pulled off of TV for weeks at a time, not even top guys
          >talent has to sit there and watch as Okada, Ospreay, Copeland, and Mone get paid millions of dollars to fail while Tony doesn't see a problem with it
          >viewers tuning out in droves, AEW is now just barely scraping 700k
          >attendance is in the mud, empty seats are everywhere
          >the Young Cucks and Jungle b***h have somehow politicked their way to the top and are absolutely stinking up the airwaves while better wrestlers languish
          >still no renewy and it's looking very grim
          >you think everybody in AEW is happy
          ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            AEW was never meant to be good. This shetroon was handpicked to kill the sudden resurgence of indie wrestling relevance.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Holy f*cking head cannon
            Outside of weirdo edrones like cucky murphy and melikey blacks everyone in AEW is very happy to be there. Unlike the fed Tony actually cares about his employees and treats them like family. No one is angry since they are all getting massive payday whether they work or not. Tony is basically wrestling santa claus and everyone loves him and loves working for AEW.
            Frick off with your false narrative ya shit eating, inbred, child molesting edrone.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Frick off with your false narrative ya shit eating, inbred, child molesting edrone.
            kek edrones really do be raping kids and frick their sisters.
            Low IQ and poor as frick lmao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >all this mad
            The truth hurts, doesn't it?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >paragraph of seethe
            TNT is going to drop Dynamite

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FREEDOM.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ruh roh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit the seethe from the 'cord if he returns to WWE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >E-drones desperately pleading for some of AEW's talent pool, because they have none of their own
        >again
        you will never get Sting
        you will never get Omega
        you will never get Danielson
        Vince is KWABOTY
        lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Danielson said, “The big one is Wembley (that is left on my wrestling checklist). I wanna make it to Wembley. My contract actually expires before Wembley. But I wanna make it to Wembley… I’m not sure if I’ll make it, but one thing that would be a nice way to kind of close everything out for me is to do my last match as a full-time wrestler at WrestleDream at the Tacoma Dome — we’re doing the Tacoma Dome — because that’s the first wrestling show I ever saw. It was WWF and it was Ultimate Warrior versus Rick Rude in the main event and it’s the first time my sister ever saw a male butt cheek. My dad talked about it till the day he died. The Ultimate Warrior sunset flips Rick Rude, Rick Rude’s back and butt are facing directly towards us and then Ultimate Warrior pulls down his pants, we see his butt-cheeks and my sister’s cheeks go bright red. My dad howled about that until the day he died.”
      So he's staying on after Wembley, but part time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol if Tina gets worked into giving him the Lesnar deal

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >if if if if if if if
          Slow down with the schizo headcanon, dronie.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dickbutt says he's going part time after wrestling in front of a half empty Wembley and you shared his quote.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're literally schizophrenic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >But I wanna make it to Wembley… I’m not sure if I’ll make it, but one thing that would be a nice way to kind of close everything out for me is to do my last match as a full-time wrestler at WrestleDream at the Tacoma Dome

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the allure of wembley

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can't imagine him or anyone that's not a completely dimeless shitter wanting to sign another years long contract

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's because you're a delusional cultist, you should work on that

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >unsubstantiated bullshit
    And into the trash it goes.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AEW IS THE PRISON NOW

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fake news.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AEW were released from their contract with DAZN and several countries.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AEW just landed all the big free agents. WWE just had talent cuts last week and can't get anyone to sign but Coconuts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AEW just landed all the big free agents.
      Has this drawn a Milly?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WWE free agent signings in 2024
      >Rock
      >Cody
      >Rollins
      >Drew
      >Finn
      >Guilia
      >Jacob Fatu
      >Ricky Starks
      >Tama Tonga and Tonga Lua
      AEW free agent signings in 2024
      >Will Ospreay
      >Okada
      >Mercedes
      >Grizzled Young Vets
      WWE wins

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bump

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        FACTS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GYV aren't signed.

        >Rollins
        >Finn
        >Guilia
        >Tama
        >Tanga

        >wins

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick gAyEW but Xero Sources is hardly reliable.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aewtists absolutely losing their shit ITT
    Why do they ALWAYS take the bait? My favorite cope is "but WWE!..."

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick this got the pigcord absolutely simmering must be true

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ricky Starks is very clearly being put on ice until his contract runs out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which is the smartest thing Tony has done in a long time. He should have jobbed him out though. Maybe even embarrassed him and if he didn't play ball just freeze his contract.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grim

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shida the streamer

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DANGER! DANGER!
    AEW IS GOING DOWN!
    Abandon ship, trannies and pedos first!!!

    Jokes aside, I love watching AEW die in real time.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah whatever you say Xero.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wardlow is one of many top stars that want out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It might be hard to remember but Wardlow was once white hot and AEW's biggest home grown star until Tony decided to bury him over and over and over and over and over and over again for unknown reasons.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The problem with him is that hes a monster heel thats 5'10

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >WWE Champion is sub-5'10"

          Tony HATES homegrown talent. If they didn't succeed in WWE or NJPW they will only ever be jobbers to him, outside of a few specific cases.

          >Tony HATES homegrowns
          >except for all these exceptions

          The first burial was MJF making their match all about him. And refusing to do anything but a squash.

          >MJF made their match all about him by getting squashed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The first burial was MJF making their match all about him. And refusing to do anything but a squash.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you considered that he isn't very good?
        >"Go out there and give a firey promo, you got this."
        >"So I heard you talk shit on the internet."

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tina punishes every wrestler who refuses to sodomize her

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is this Tina in the room with you right now, anon?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tony HATES homegrown talent. If they didn't succeed in WWE or NJPW they will only ever be jobbers to him, outside of a few specific cases.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >for unknown reasons.
        He casually dropped that he can't leave the US right before their first Canadian tour. He had to drop the belt.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MJF stole all the heat from that night

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >for unknown reasons
        He's big and jacked. That's a no-no in AEW. Tony is the anti-Vince when it comes to physiques.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why does he keep signing them then?

          >Face of The Revolution
          >squashes MJF
          >3x TNT

          but he hates him! Stop coveting hog.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tina is sexually attracted to them. They get buried when they express no interest in fricking a shetroon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You need therapy.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They want out for what? I can count with one hand the people Heitch would want to sign from AEW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope it's true.

      And this lol. Lot's of buttery KWABs incoming.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Heitch

      he signed Top Dolla TWICE lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >WWE Champion is sub-5'10"

        [...]
        >Tony HATES homegrowns
        >except for all these exceptions

        [...]
        >MJF made their match all about him by getting squashed

        GYV aren't signed.

        >Rollins
        >Finn
        >Guilia
        >Tama
        >Tanga

        >wins

        >More release coming

        e-drones will believe anything except the truth. This c**t welched on a bet about Drew going over in KWAB @ The Castle btw

        So what got this troony to upset today?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh this is why the 'cord is spamming headcanon threads

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No surprises here. With Vince gone and Triple H in charge who appreciates young talent willing to grind WWE is becoming more and more attractive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >who appreciates young talent willing to grind
      Isn't this the exact thing Vince and Laurinaitis are in trouble for?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >young talent
      You WILL be getting cucky and melikey

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think there's a single post in this thread that isn't bait

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I'm sure many are dying for the allure of Wrestlemania, the grind™, and want to either be a story-less one off match with Cody or be fed to the Bloodline. Enjoy Ricky Starks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rovert shit like this is why God crippled you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rovert shit like this
        'Like this' implies you're making a comparison
        >is why God crippled you
        Yet you're ascribing these traits as if I'm actually him
        Keep swinging at ghosts. Maybe it'll get you another one of Dave's precious five star matcherinos

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Xeronews is Brad shepherd btw. Half the thread is him

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grim

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In other news, rain is wet.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tony's toys are tired of being neglected

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOO!!! EVERYTHING IS GREAT! WBD IS GREAT, THE RATINGS ARE GREAT, THE ATTENDANCE IS GREAT! THE AEW ROSTER LOVES THEIR COLD MATCHES AND SITTING AT HOME!

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sad news

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >More release coming

    e-drones will believe anything except the truth. This c**t welched on a bet about Drew going over in KWAB @ The Castle btw

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They unironically and uniliterally need to fire like 40 people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      name them

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tonikan needs to free up money for Becky and Seff

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE BLOOM IS OFF THE CHEQUES
    THE CRACKS HAVE BOUNCED

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a good thing. The roster is beyond bloated. AEW has to cut like half of it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AEW has roughly ~105 male contracts signed for over 6 hours of programming.

      WWE has 70 for 5.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like laughing at AEW, but Xero has negative credibility.

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