So what happens if they win a stanley cup finally?

So what happens if they win a stanley cup finally?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      grim
      you guys should riot or something

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Living in Canada is awful

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every Oiler win already ends with a fight in the stands, there would be a victory riot if they actually won it all

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would make me happy to see tbqh. I feel bad seeing cities in the US that don't even care about Hockey win it all while hockey the country chokes every year

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm calling a game 7 win or loss riot regardless.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still chuckle every time I think about last time my Bruins won and Vancouver responded by destroying their own city lol.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will the Oilers get invited to Trudeau's place?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Panama Ted

      Because of the sheer rarity of the achievement they might get invited to King Charlie's place instead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fun fact, canadian white house is in unlivable condition and trudeau has to live in the governor general's guest house

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >PM living in the King's residence
        The King should kick him out.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not Rideau Hall or 24 Sussex Drive

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >trudeau has to live in the governor general's guest house
        or is it because his ex-wife got the house?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the royal cuck shed

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do indians even care about hockey?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They care more about visa scams than sports

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          1 2 and 4 is good
          Why study in uk

          With pr you can try for the states and 50k salary is like retirement in india

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          4, just so I can avoid the other 3 and stay home

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Manny malhotra and jarjar might be the only Indians in the nhl

      But it’s a rich kid sport now. So now it’s soccer basketball rugby and mma
      Hockey is gonna die and America will take it over

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can't beat Sweden at being rich.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't watch the punjabi broadcast of hockey night in canada
      ngmi

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sovl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of all the PoC races in Canada, Indians probably care about hockey the most. There is even a broadcast in Punjabi language.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why does every white canadian have an indian-canadian gf nowadays? i went there on holiday and every couple was like that. what happens to the indian males there

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          off to the IT mines

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jeet men have more or less sped ran their reputation into the ground over these past two years

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Canada attracts loser indians. These are indians who couldnt have job in india. They go to canada get bs degree, smoke pot, and work some dogshit job like pizza delivery. For them its a real improvment. Quality indians would never go to canada because you keep bringing all the losers there. 100% your own fault

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’ve never understood why they’re tripping over themselves to live 15 deep In a >1000sq ft. Apartment and do absolutely nothing of use. I haven’t seen hardly any of them in the trades and if there are it’s ok because the white man gets the service call back to fix it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you have no idea what India is like man. Canada would look like heaven in you grew up in India.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's fricking over for hockey
        being a white people sport was literally the only reason to watch that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >all pajeets
        grim

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pajeet girls have white fever same as over here. they will pretend to like what the white guy likes to get to bang them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        PLAP

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The NHL is rigged. The NHL has been trying to pander to Americans for the last 40 years because they know Canadian cucks will still watch the playoffs even if their team is eliminated. Calgary should've won the cup back in 2004 but clear refpuck was used in game 6 so that a Florida team can win and wouldn't be surprised if it happens again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s exactly how Gary likes it.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it’s not an international competition

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it is moron the best players in the world play in that league.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the curse of the anglo?
    >Invent sport
    >Dont win

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Quebecois influence

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The irony is that it's true for the usa. They haven't won a world championship in hockey since 1960, they haven't won an Olympic gold medal since 1980

      So the cope is to count Stanley cups when literally every single team that has won has been a canadian majority team

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Except the USA really doesn't give a shit about hockey. A better comparison would be basketball or baseball.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Canada's favorite hockey moments are watching guys like Sidney Crosby score the overtime winner in a gold medal game in front of half the country watching, or winning the 1972 summit series against the ussr, or winning the 2002 gold medal on American soil against America

      Usa favorite hockey moments are watching American franchises filled with canadian players when Stanley cups for cities in America

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        USA’s favorite hockey moment is 1980 miracle on ice, cmon now.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait so this is the league created by canada but they havent won the trophy in 2 decades?

    how is this even possible?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      canadian wins got cancelled, kind of like dynaslop

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nukes, fallout, end of civilization.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Jets will win it. Trust the plan.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is funny in multiple sports

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ITS CUMMING HOME

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hockey riots.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you post a photo of calgary when edmonton is in the final?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    be the first good thing to happen to us in a long time

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will be nice to finally see Canada accept Alberta

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never doing that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its happening wether you want it or not.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Head south you fricking American.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We don't need Cold Texas

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I couldn't give less of a frick about what (You) want and don't want.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't they accept alberta

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We're the best province but we have no political representation. Trudeua gave a Canada Day speech on the 150 anniversary and he didn't include us.

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      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alberta is rich (because of oil) but has little political power because the population is so low. The federal government takes Albertan wealth and gives it to Quebec to keep them from succeeding from the country. Alberta complains, the rest of the country say "lol what are u gonna do about it, stop whining :)"

        Quebec being culturally unique is considered a legitimate reason to seek more autonomy. While whenever Alberta seeks more autonomy to protect wealth, the rest of the country is non sympathetic.

        There is also the irony that people country wide love to act as though they are super environmentalist when their lifestyle is made possible (in part) by Albertan oil. I believe its called cognitive dissonance.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          but weebs on Fhite told me nippes were the most advanced people on earth

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ive been to Alberta and there is no way it's more "developed" than most of the United States

          Why don't they accept alberta

          no province accepts any other
          we are forced to work together because of the greatest tyranny in Canada is distance

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            better start believing it homosexual

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So say the united nations whom make the Human Development Index

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Usa literally has one of the lowest hdi's of any first world nation along with Japan and Korea. Canada has been on the hard decline as well

            We are like18th right now, through most of the 90s we were first

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alberta is the Texas of Canada, we are are viewed as le hecking racist hick chuds

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They will riot and mudslimes will start fires.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >canada franchise wins Stanley cup
    >canada gets new prime minster next year and trudeau is gone

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of people in Canada are happy, but only in Alberta

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of Canada is rooting against Edmonton. It's like crabs in a bucket here.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me its Tim Hortons.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the Stanley Cup is dedicated to the 6 million injun kids gassed by nazi priests

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My friend said he's doing red marbles places on a vase of black sand

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alberta sounds like some fat boomer called albert became a troony

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there are some cute pajeeta's here but it seems like most of them are golblins that look like fat mexicans

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oilers will win the Stanley cup and cause a white baby boom in Alberta and we won’t need Indians anymore. I for one can’t wait to send everyone back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but who's going to deliver the food and flip the burgers and work security and drive the taxis?
      its kind of funny , they escaped caste-based India to form a whole new caste of underclass labourers

      better start believing it homosexual

      they say seeing is believing, and based off of what i've seen, i don't believe it

      So say the united nations whom make the Human Development Index

      yeah and they say Vancouver is one of the most liveable cities in the world, what a fricking farce

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >yeah and they say Vancouver is one of the most liveable cities in the world, what a fricking farce

        pretty sure it isnt the united nations making that ranking
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Liveability_Ranking

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they say
        Easily influenced by other morons, thats a good start to your argument.
        >seeing is believing
        Basing your extremely limited scope and timeframe from only what you have seen again proves you are not the sharpest tool in the toolshed. Pair that with being a moron by default and no wonder you view a place you inherently don't like as bad.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Alberta yeah Edmonton yeah it's about Jasper and Banff national Park oh yeah beautiful and soulfully

    Yeah so for me it's Edmonton

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