So, what kind of Norwegian does he speak/write?

So, what kind of Norwegian does he speak/write? The one which is a constructed larp, or the one which is basically Danish?

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

Unattended Children Pitbull Club Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He speaks a western dialect and writes poorly.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >last name is literally an Arabic
    His dad from middle-east?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Håland is a quintessetially Norwegian name

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Håland
        >an Arabic
        What did he mean by this?

        It's Haaland. Å is a relative new letter made to replace aa so most surnames still have the aa instead of Å

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Håland
      >an Arabic
      What did he mean by this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese name their women with Estonian male names. The world has weird coincidences sometimes

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does his nose look like that and why are his eyes so close

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He has the most offensive kind of western-norwegian dialect, so if he knows how to write, it will probably be the constructed larp one.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First time hearing this is a thing, sounds interesting, is there a kind anon willing to elaborate in it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scandinavians speak English as their first language and forgot how to speak their own but pretend like they haven’t.

      There’s a documentary about it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        delusional thirdie

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everything you ever need to know about the danish language.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        delusional thirdie

        No, Hans-Özkan Polonszcki, it's true. Zoomers and people working international companies have forgotten what Swedish and regularly speak Swenglish and English.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      After we ended our union with Denmark and got our own constitution in 1814, we obviously wanted to move away from all things danish.
      Norway has a very large variety of regional and local dialects.
      The biggest one is by far standardised eastern norwegian. Which is somewhat closer to danish than the rest. Everyone wrote danish of course, as that was the administrational language. Some people wanted to keep danish, or a more "norwegianised" form of the danish language as the written form. This eventually evolved in to the main norwegian written form called "bokmål", which leans heavily on standardised eastern norwegian, the dominant dialect in and around Oslo.
      At the same time a lot of people wanted to move away from danish and create a more traditional norwegian written standard, based on more rural dialects. A guy called Ivar Aasen created one version, called "nynorsk" which is today our other official written standard. It's a bastardised form of norwegian, mostly based on his own local north-western norwegian dialect.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting, and how different are these in the spoken form?

        delusional thirdie

        Oh, hey, weird thought experiment-fobic schizo!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >how different are these in the spoken form?
          Varies a lot, but different enough that if you started learning norwegian through bokmål and listening to people from in and arround Oslo, you'd probably struggle a lot to understand Haaland for example.
          Think of it as learning english through standard american and then encountering a guy from Glasgow.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, we have those in spanish, there are accents not even a natural speaker can understand without effort.
            Thanks for explaining, norsfren

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're very welcome argebro

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah not really man, they go like our dialects here is more different than say bokmål, danish and swedish

            for us man that's used to it like some swedes have difficulties (I never met one) with some of our dialects they go. the english language man it's mostly accents outside the uk at least is just accents, inside tehre is stuff

            esp places like shetland which got them self declared a separate language recently, some norn influence there still

            face it man it's a clusterfrick here in norway when it comes to dialects

            arg anon still if you learn one of your language you will get the rest of them for free.... eventually that is - icelandic and faroese, harder grammars and shit

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >standard american

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            kek.. no this shit man is not the same you got dialects in the uk not just accent

            tl;dr is not the same and he is born in england he speaks westlander. I joke with calling it bergensk at least it's not this

            if he came
            >HAaallloooen gullars
            FLAMMEN WERFER

            I hate bergen so much

            I will never forgive you for gullars

            at least kristiansand have juliius(they can't kick ball for shit there, bunch of monkeys tbqh)
            embarssing

            what kristiansand/start wanted

            what they got

            Please delete this image, thank you. It is harmful and disrespectful.

            also bergensk is not human speech is gutteral sounds you know like undead in the horde in wow or danish.. can say r.. they rrrRRRRrrr cahguh puke...

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            marianne fra gullars døde forrige uke forresten
            https://www.nettavisen.no/nyheter/gullars-marianne-er-dod/s/5-95-1709662

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >urge
            Basert

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      🙂

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        also he was damn good portugal the islander, don't think håland(means either highland or sharkland, most likely the first) can compete

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Please delete this image, thank you. It is harmful and disrespectful.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hehe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The guy top left looks like the average middle aged norwegian man

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moron stavangersk basically bergensk almost at least

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all norwegian sucks

    There's one that can't be taken seriously and another one that makes you nauseous

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's not a good one

        this is

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, with norwegian is like this?
    >ibsen wrote in Danish
    >hamsun idem
    >the new guy who won the Nobel writes in the less common norwegian
    >ulver sings in ancient danish

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ibsen wrote in Danish
      More or less, but a bit norwegianised.
      >hamsun idem
      What we would today called old-fashioned bokmål. A bit danish adjecent
      >the new guy who won the Nobel writes in the less common norwegian
      Yes
      >ulver sings in ancient danish
      No idea what that is.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What we would today called old-fashioned bokmål. A bit danish adjecent
        they had so many reformation

        tl;dr bokmål (main norwegian written language) is just moutainapeified danish

        nynorsk(the 2nd written language, new norwegian) is also being extremely watered out these days

        damnit man when I was in school we were forced to use this it makes no sence because it doesn't adhere to like icelandic and so it's just much arbitqary crap there we called it spy-norsk... all books were tagged on like you and nynorsk(new norwegian dictionary) they always said puke norwegian murder list( nynorsk ordliste -> spynorsk mordliste)

        hehe

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason I can understand what he says. He speaks mumble Swedish

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's all the same language anyways.
      Norwegian, Swedish and Danish are just three different dialects of the same Scandinavian lagnuage, with their own sub-dialects again.
      The only thing that makes them three different languages is that they are legally different. Linguistically they're the same language.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, spanish, portuguese and all those other smaller languages are quite similar.
        If a brazilian speaks slowly I can understand 80-90% of what he's saying, at the end of the day all languages drift and divide, the demarcation line between dialect and language is very arbitrary

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >If a brazilian speaks slowly I can understand 80-90% of what he's saying
          Lmao same

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            %3D
            There's actually a great sketch about how an argie might find it easier to understand either of you kek

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this thread has absolutely nothing to do with sports.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hehe no it's because some idiot sent us from the uhg thread in pol.

      sorry guys I am drunk...

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rural south-west coastal dialect.
    Agricultural, village (Bryne) accent with town (Stavanger/Sandnes) influences.
    Limited vocabulary as he stopped caring about learning when he was in middle school.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly all the northern Europeans and Dutch should just adopt English as their native language. They have this weird complex about preserving their native tongue when most of their inner thoughts and interactions are in English anyway. Just give it up bro.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *