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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goatnel GOATssi Goattini

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally he is. The best and most successful player (at both titles and individual awards) in the main and biggest sport in mankind's history.
      Can you imagine being forced to go against him all because daddy (from a house/country with no football culture) fricked you over by buying you a ManU or Real Madrid shirt when you were a little kid?

      As much as I love and adore Messi, there are bigger contenders for the all sports title

      Paul Morphy in chess for example, or Sir Donald Bradman in cricket, or Major Dhyan Chand in field hockey

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll just go ahead and asume you're trolling and not actually comparing the most massively played and consumed sport worldwide in history with those you mentioned

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No my friend. I genuinely mean this. Bradman's stats in cricket are INSANE.
          I am myself a messi fan though, dont get me wrong

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It should be obvious enough that when you mention "The GOAT of all sports", it's not just about the player's merits relative to his/her sport, but also the weight that sport has in the world geographically and historically.
            And there's no organized sport ever that could barely begin to compete with football in that regard.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dumb completely subjective argument
            a semi objective "goat of ALL sports" would be someone who was more dominant than every other dominant figure in their respective sport- you cant "weight" a sport without a bias- which in this case would be gretzky.
            and even then, pele was more dominant than messi

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you actually this moronic? No, first and most important comes the sport relevance, again, geographically and historically. How many people around the world plays it and consumes it, how many countries have it as its main sport. What's the "king port". Period.
            How hard can it fricking be to grasp such a basic notion, and yet you keep coming to the argument mentioning niche sports and sports with 0,0001% the following of football. No, we don't care how many titles Shingo Kunieda has in wheelchair tennis, he ain't gonna be "the goat of all sports" ffs...

            And as for Pele, he didn't dominate shit. 99% of his glory and merits comes from two things: 3 world cups and statpadding a shit ton of goals. And lets start by mentioning that he has a free world cup to his name, where he only played the first game of the group and missed everything else. (And let's not even get into what kind of opossition Pele faced in his career, for example).
            And neither did Maradona, for that matter (dominate). None of the goats had Messi's consistency and level of excelence in performance (and we're not talking about being a tap in artist; quite the opposite) at the top level of competition for two decades. And nowhere near close to his stats, individual awards, and titles.
            This is all as OBJECTIVE as it can posibbly be. Only then comes the eye test, and that's where his actual footballing genius, skills and talent separates him the most from all competition (maybe Maradona being the closest)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Surely you should read the statement 'goat of all sports' to mean best multi-disciplined athlete, not best at the most popular sport that most people see as a hobby not something to take seriously.

            Which I would pose in that case Jim Thorpe is undoubtedly the greatest multi-sport athlete of all time. This guy did everything.

            In 1912, Thorpe won Olympic gold in both the pentathlon and decathlon (both of which show ridiculous versatility). He played professional football for 13 years, Major League Baseball for seven years and professional basketball for at least two years.

            It's hard to say which sport Thorpe was best known for considering his multitude of talents. As a professional football player, he was an All-Pro back. Statistically, his baseball numbers aren't staggering, but he was able to compete at the highest level. On the hardwood, Thorpe barnstormed all over the country alongside his fellow Native Americans, displaying an array of ability.

            As an Olympian, Thorpe shined. He won eight of the 15 individual events of the decathlon and pentathlon. His point total stood for more than two decades before it was bested.

            Simply put, anything Thorpe attempted athletically, he succeeded in. He is an American icon and a sports legend.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A "1900's guy who was good at athletics but average at a couple sports he also played in a barely organized (if that) sports Era, at an absolute regional level and with basicaly amateur competition" is not the the goat of all sports. He's just a curiosity.
            He's not even a goat at athleticism where his most notable achievements lie. And neither did he excel and dominate in any sports (sport that were, like I said, amateurish to begin with).
            In other words, the goat is being the greatest of all time at something, not being average at the biggest amount of things.

            messoy will be forgotten in a decade, maradona is timeless

            EPIC burn

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            messoy will be forgotten in a decade, maradona is timeless

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            change the title from "goat of all sports"
            to "goat of all popular sports" then

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is he white

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it hurt when big Bruce calls you Lebanese

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tom brady would own him in basketball, debunked

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally he is. The best and most successful player (at both titles and individual awards) in the main and biggest sport in mankind's history.
    Can you imagine being forced to go against him all because daddy (from a house/country with no football culture) fricked you over by buying you a ManU or Real Madrid shirt when you were a little kid?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Sir Donald Bradman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In my country, literally nobody knows who that is

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In my country, literally no one knows who Messi is

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why does your flag keep shitposting in the divegrass threads then ?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        As much as I love and adore Messi, there are bigger contenders for the all sports title

        Paul Morphy in chess for example, or Sir Donald Bradman in cricket, or Major Dhyan Chand in field hockey

        That's not Sir Donald Bradman

        Fraudald Donwoman was a manlet war dodging loser who had an illegal bat and played against the weakest era

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Major Dhyan Chand in field hockey
    why do we continue to communicate with the historically unshowered?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bathing is essential in hinduism unlike Britbong officers who were infamous for not bathing during the Raj kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do all brown people use this cope? White people calling them smelly struck a nerve?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Forever a Rigger

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GROAT

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    riggi bbc-cuckitini

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Athletes who have used steroid are ineligible for GOAT status

    Especially ones who have never won a clean trophy such as all the years where Barca literally bribed refs as well as winning the most rigged world cup of all time

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    riggi penaltini

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's the MC of Fhite that's for sure.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Add growth hormone to Argentine
    Oh cool, he's uhh slightly less of a midget now, I guess he can play with some of the big kids.

    >Add growth hormone to a Russian
    EXPERIMENT 331 KARELIN HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. LEVEL 5 SECURITY PROTOCOL HAVE BEEN ACTIVATED.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he is actually not that great of a player if the team doesn't specifically play for him.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zidane was better

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That’s not Alexander Karelin.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you actually this moronic? No, first and most important comes the sport relevance, again, geographically and historically. How many people around the world plays it and consumes it, how many countries have it as its main sport. What's the "king port". Period.
    How hard can it fricking be to grasp such a basic notion, and yet you keep coming to the argument mentioning niche sports and sports with 0,0001% the following of football. No, we don't care how many titles Shingo Kunieda has in wheelchair tennis, he ain't gonna be "the goat of all sports" ffs...

    And as for Pele, he didn't dominate shit. 99% of his glory and merits comes from two things: 3 world cups and statpadding a shit ton of goals. And lets start by mentioning that he has a free world cup to his name, where he only played the first game of the group and missed everything else. (And let's not even get into what kind of opossition Pele faced in his career, for example).
    And neither did Maradona, for that matter (dominate). None of the goats had Messi's consistency and level of excelence in performance (and we're not talking about being a tap in artist; quite the opposite) at the top level of competition for two decades. And nowhere near close to his stats, individual awards, and titles.
    This is all as OBJECTIVE as it can posibbly be. Only then comes the eye test, and that's where his actual footballing genius, skills and talent separates him the most from all competition (maybe Maradona being the closest)

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you actually this moronic? No, first and most important comes the sport relevance, again, geographically and historically. How many people around the world plays it and consumes it, how many countries have it as its main sport. What's the "king port". Period.
    >How hard can it fricking be to grasp such a basic notion, and yet you keep coming to the argument mentioning niche sports and sports with 0,0001% the following of football. No, we don't care how many titles Shingo Kunieda has in wheelchair tennis, he ain't gonna be "the goat of all sports" ffs...
    >And as for Pele, he didn't dominate shit. 99% of his glory and merits comes from two things: 3 world cups and statpadding a shit ton of goals. And lets start by mentioning that he has a free world cup to his name, where he only played the first game of the group and missed everything else. (And let's not even get into what kind of opossition Pele faced in his career, for example).
    >And neither did Maradona, for that matter (dominate). None of the goats had Messi's consistency and level of excelence in performance (and we're not talking about being a tap in artist; quite the opposite) at the top level of competition for two decades. And nowhere near close to his stats, individual awards, and titles.
    >This is all as OBJECTIVE as it can posibbly be. Only then comes the eye test, and that's where his actual footballing genius, skills and talent separates him the most from all competition (maybe Maradona being the closest)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You seem mad
      Why so mad, buddy?

      change the title from "goat of all sports"
      to "goat of all popular sports" then

      Right... so we know we're not including Malaysian outdoor badmington for disabled u-20 females, where there's probably a superior GOAT worth mentioning in the main pages of sports history. Got it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so, how many views must the sport have to be relevant?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          With all the tools you have at hand in the present, are you really going to struggle this much to find out what's the main and most massive sport in the world, which is all you need to know?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he's not even fubol's GOAT tho

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >baited by an Australian
    >the leaves of the southern hemisphere
    Shame

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yep. He or Babe Ruth or Gretzky

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what about Emma? I don't care what that Irish frog says

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no, it's probably Karelin, currently Duplantis

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s going on here?

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