>the long time ace finally meets someone better than him and loses clean

>the long time ace finally meets someone better than him and loses clean
The Hogan vs Warrior of DBZ

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the Gohan of WWF?
    >undercarder who finally gets a megapush just to become a comedy jobber after his biggest win

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jinder

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dolph Ziggler

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please, Jinder as Gohan? Lmfao, I guess based on your description. Either that or Kane or some shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drew McIntyre

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kofi

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      R-Truth

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot
      >is the strongest again after his jobber phase

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Will they book Beast vs Broly?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd love them to book a SSJ4 transformation for Broly that rivals old-age mode.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They did in the manga. Beast is stronger than UI Goku or Broly

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's swinging the pendulum too far the other direction
            What's their endgame? Gohan vs Whis?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gohan vs Black Frieza presumably. The latter knocked out UI Goku and UE Vegeta in one blow. The power levels got really moronic

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Never trains at all
            >Becomes the strongest anyways because of an asspull transformation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brett?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dustin Rhodes, needed Dusty (Goku) to book him as a champion, team with A-Listers like Steamboat (Piccolo) and Sting (Krilliin) and go over Vader (Cell). Without his dad Dustin becomes Goldust who like Saiyaman at first glace looks absurdly stupind but is actually cool but never got back to heights when his dad was controling his booking.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cody Rhodes, son of Dusty "Goku" Rhodes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Miz. I literally stopped watching wrestling when after his Wrestlemania with Cena he was buried.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >always cutting promos about being the best
    >jobs to super sayian Goku
    >jobs to Frieza and shoot dies
    >jobs to a girl (Android 18)
    >jobs to Cell like three times

    The Bryan Danielson of DBZ

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Non super sayian goku*

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vegeta never put Goku over clean

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who is the Gohan of WWF?
        >undercarder who finally gets a megapush just to become a comedy jobber after his biggest win

        >loses to Goku after interference from Yajirobe and a big assist from Ape Gohan
        Goku is basically Roman Reigns

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He has the bloodline helping him in fights.
          >Gohan & piccolo (Sami) helps vs frieza
          >Whole family helps vs Buu
          >Frieza helps against Jiren
          Does Goku ever go over clean?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That’s why Original Dragonball will always be better then Z, GT, Super, Daima, and the movies

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vegeta was 10x stronger than Goku when he fought him in his monke mode and still jobbed. It might be his most embarrassing job because of just how stronger he was than everyone else. Fricking Krillin ended up chasing him off with a sword. Krillin.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the Destruco-Disk is one of the GOAT moves of all-time

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's just Petey Williams

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gokuck lost and would have died without all the help he had.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Goku dies all the time he doesn't give a shit. Jobgeta did what he does best, acted tough to get a little cheap heat then put over everyone in a ten mile radius.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It took
          >Goku, with a brand new technique acquired through a year of training in hell/heaven
          >Surprise attack from Yajirobe to cut off Vegeta's tail
          >Gohan turning into a great Ape after Vegeta had lost that ability
          >Support from Krillin
          To just barely defeat Vegeta. There's no way you can count that as a clean victory for Goku.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is wrong with this homies head

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nothing, nothing at all

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing, he's just 4'7"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only now realized this for some reason but that massive widow's peak implies that his hairline once looked like picrelated. How does this make you feel pw

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the norwood reaper assfricked pajeeta so hard bros...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It goes deeper than that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vegeta always had that hairline, even as a child.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Full-blooded Saiyans´ hair doesn´t change from the moment they are born unless they decide to cut it. Vegeta himself explains this during the Cell Saga. Gohan, Trunks, Gotenks and Pan are exceptions because they are not fully Saiyan.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >unless they decide to cut it
          They made a point of how Goku's hair absolutely can't be cut.
          Gohan's hair can be cut because he's not a pure saiyan.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >They made a point of how Goku's hair absolutely can't be cut.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >movie
            >canon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >They made a point of how Goku's hair absolutely can't be cut.
            bullshit. They say its stays the same but they never say it cant be cut

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Bryan Danielson of DBZ
      That's an insult to Vegeta

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Danielson at least won at WrestleMania. Vegeta never got a big win. Peak of him winning is beating Android 19 who is the wrestling equivalent of a midcard heel.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The final explosion isn’t the same thing as WM 30. Vegeta NEVER got his WM moment. Let alone winning a triple threat with fricking Orton.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CM Punk is the Vegeta of wrestling. Right down to drastically overestimating himself in UFC and jobbing in spectacular fashion.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is how people view WWF outside American cult audience, "showy, carney, fakey"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >people view WWF as line-drawn cartoons with funny squiggles in the speech bubbles
      I need some of whatever these people are on

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"that doesn't work for me, brother"
    >no sells getting blown to pieces

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RELEASE IT GOHAN
    RELEASE EVERYTHING
    REMEMBER ALL THE PAIN HE'S CAUSED, THE PEOPLE HE'S HURT
    ...NOW MAKE THAT YOUR POWER

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goku couldn't even let Gohan get a clean win without him being involved in the finish.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BEJITA!?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was shoot howling at this as a kid. Celletty has spent his every waking moment dreaming about fighting Goku and Goku just nopes out.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the unsuspecting fat moron helps the face get a win over the big bad
    The Animal Steele pushing Macho Man off the top rope to help Steamboat win of DBZ

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Akira Toriyama will never oversee Super Fight 3

    =(

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hogan/Warrior was face/face.

    Cell was a heel, probably the most irredeemable of the DBZ villains. Shitty comparison, OP.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buu just did things for shits and giggles

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Old top face putting over new top heel
    >Setting up son to get that big win and push to be new top guy
    >Great match and finish
    >Still fails as top babyface
    Why did Gohan fail so hard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They tried making Gohan into Clark Kent, but it didn't work because the soul of DB is about Goku being a simpleton

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's given the greatest story in the history of the business and doesn't wanna finish it.
      In fact he spends two of the three main arcs despising his story and refusing to take the booking and win the fricking championship.
      Gohan seriously reminds me of Cody following his most recent promo. Doubt is antidimes for babyfaces.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gohan was the Lex Express of DBZ

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Toriyama’s booking powers are incredibly weak and he had admitted it. It’s far book a moron like Goku than someone with growth like Gohan.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the frieza, cell and buu arcs are all the same repetitive booking that keep relying on more transformations with the z fighters jobbing to the heel and goku coming to make the save

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he stumbled onto dimes with Goku like Vince stumbled on to dimes with Hogan

        the frieza, cell and buu arcs are all the same repetitive booking that keep relying on more transformations with the z fighters jobbing to the heel and goku coming to make the save

        the anime equivalent of "Hogan always wrestles the same match", if it ain't broke don't fix it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he stumbled onto dimes with Goku like Vince stumbled on to dimes with Hogan
          He even desperately tried to set up Gohan to be the successor to Goku, same as Vince tried to set up Luger to be the successor to Hogan. It's like pottery.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the anime equivalent of "Hogan always wrestles the same match", if it ain't broke don't fix it
          That’s the exact same of stagnation that ruined the Buu Saga, early 90s WWF and killed WCW.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally Mysterio story but Dom decided to turn heel because he had negative dimes quite like Goten.
      Goten turning on Goku would have been the greatest heel turn in shonen history but Toriyama always kneeled against his editors and missed dream maches until the end, enjoy Super now gays.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >negative dimes quite like Goten
        Goten and Trunks were the GOAT tag team

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only purpose of their tag team was to fusion into main eventer Gotenks but otherwise they were giga jobbers, true goat tag team are the cyborgs or young goku and krillin.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they were the equivalent of Road Dogg and Billy Gunn at their peak, great charisma and massively over with the crowd

            >the anime equivalent of "Hogan always wrestles the same match", if it ain't broke don't fix it
            That’s the exact same of stagnation that ruined the Buu Saga, early 90s WWF and killed WCW.

            fair point

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goku jobs all the fricking time

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the Stratus of DBZ and why is it Mai?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*squashes you*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Lesnar of all DB?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s Broly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Big dimes Gogetachaels gets the biggest ppvs and wins while Vegitonetty sits in a corner until it's cameo time

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Warrior was a face you moronic zoomer.
    Cena v Lesnar is a superior example.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Future Trunks has the best debut of all time
    >Complete jobber for the rest of the Cell storyline
    Why did Toriyama bury him so hard?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Future Trunks squashing Freeza and his dad, then warning everyone about the androids clobbering him (and later jobbing to them) puts the androids over like there's no tomorrow.
      That's how you put new heels into perspective for the crowd.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Word

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trunks is dimes no matter how much they job him, the Scott Hall of Dragon Ball

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Future Trunks was only strong for one arc and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. He got one run and milked it forever. He's a smark favorite, nothing more.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trunks could have beaten Cell, but he didn't want to make his dad look bad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think that's fair. Remember that Trunks was just on an excursion from another territory. He had a great debut to build buzz, but he was never supposed to be the main guy while he was here. After the Cell Games were over, he went back to his home territory and finished his story. He was a good hand.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the long time ace finally meets someone better than him and loses clean

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now I want to see Renee in Videl cosplay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ngl she kinda has the same energy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is that autistic ass ref doing? God that dumb b***h annoys me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gotta love the Aubster, ya just gotta

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been rewatching DBZA, and goddamn I forgot just how frickable Toriyama designs all of his female characters. Panchy/Bikini is like the Miss Elizabeth, and then Android 18 is the modern Diva.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me its krillins prostitute gf maron

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the Dabura of WWE?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mind-controlled stooge who was the ultimate prince of darkness and immediately turned babyface the moment he was eaten by Buub
      Someone who's evil incarnate but also a controlled golem under the influence of the warlock miscreant, who turned on his master the moment he lost...

      Frick.
      The American Badass.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Could be Batista too.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bray Wyatt should've been booked like Cell

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mass transit incident

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >loses clean
    homie's got a heart disease, that's the opposite of clean

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's talking about the fight against Perfect Cell, where Goku realized he couldn't beat Cell and said only Gohan had the power to do it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn't at 100%!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not Cell's problem

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure he was, he had just come back from a year of training in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, and had a week of rest (and fricking) after that. Literally everything was in Goku's favor, and he still forfeited the match.

          Of course, you could claim that he was just bullshitting, and could have defeated Cell if he wanted to, but he wanted his son to finally take over the family business.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and had a week of rest (and fricking) after that
            Mick said it best in Rocky

            WOMEN WEAKEN THE LEGS

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure he was, he had just come back from a year of training in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, and had a week of rest (and fricking) after that. Literally everything was in Goku's favor, and he still forfeited the match.

            Of course, you could claim that he was just bullshitting, and could have defeated Cell if he wanted to, but he wanted his son to finally take over the family business.

            This, impregnating Chi-chi weakened Goku. If he had retained all of his semen from that year in the time chamber, he would have been unstoppable.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He didn't realize semen retention was the secret to ultra instinct all along.

            He could've achieved it during the Cell Saga but Chichi kept raping his moronic ass.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf they copied DBZ

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nappa's opinion

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE!

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Goku is the Hulkster, who is Mr. Satan?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mogs your women's division

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She needs a fusion gimmick to get over. Iyo is the only one I need...

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >never the guy
    >never drew a dime
    >always jobbing
    >only known because he hangs out with the actual dime drawers
    >loses his gf to Vegeta

    The Matt Hardy of DBZ

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most over thing about them is a meme (btfo pose/delete)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has cool finishers though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fricked Vegeta's wife non-stop when she is in her prime late teenage/early 20s years
      >lets the cuck of all saiyans have her when she hits the wall
      Vegebros....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YamCHAD put everyone over and always delivered in his fights, great seller midcarder/jobber, always over with the crown AND always made his opppnents look like a million bucks, every fed would want to have a Yamcha.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yamcha wasn't even that much weaker than others in his stable. People forget he was working over that Saibaman until the green shitter pulled out a foreign object.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Booker listens to the smarks and books fanwank angle
    >Its shit
    >Now stuck with it
    Who could have possibly predicted this?
    SS2 Gohan was lightning in a bottle because it had all the buildup in the world since the beginning of the Z but was still a swerve no one was expecting at the time, not to mention SS2 Gohan has more aura, dimes, him energy, whatever you want to call it, than anyone in the series. Beasthan is a lazy rehash that just fricks up the current Main Event scene

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chadku still won the big one in the end when he had to save gohanetty once again with instant transmission spot

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the Cell storyline have 5 different heels?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Originally it was supposed to be 19 and 20, but the editor changed the booking. Then it was 17 and 18, but I think Toriyama wanted to change it to Cell

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys Future Trunks (Z) is my favorite character. Who is he like In the wrestling world. He jobs in the main promotion (WWE) but gets the championship in his own secondary promotion. I don’t watch anything other than the E so I can’t really compare him to anyone. He’s got the best gimmick though with time traveler son of the best tweener in the promotion.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the midcard guy actually gives the top heel a run for his money but ultimately comes up short
    The Booker T vs. Triple H of DBZ

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah that was Sami vs Roman.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many stars?

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