This is STATISTICALLY England's best team

This tales into consideration ALL relevant statistics for a players position.

Thoughts?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mainoo
    frick off customer for christs sake

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Statistics say you're a moron.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >statistics
        he's played like 8 games

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He is the most press resistant midfielder England have outside of Rice AND he good on the ball. All the data supports this. It's not opinion.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he's also league 2 tier off the ball and that team would get absolutely humped if they played that attacking of a line up, Palmer doesn't do anything either defensively at all

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Post the statistics

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >england have lacked a player in that position for years
      >young player in exactly that position has break out season right before the euros
      >"b-but he plays for the team i hate because the previous generation of football supporters hated them and i can't think for m-myself..."
      why are abus like this?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a mental illness; there's just no reasoning with it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moronation and homosexualry

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They hated him because he spoke the truth. Also
        >Branthwaite
        lmao, even Maguire is better

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Look at pic.

          In what world BelliBlack person is considered a good player?

          He's winning the Balon D'or this year.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > He's winning the Balon D'or this year.
            muh, messi won it last year while doing frick all who cares who wins it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who's the best player in the world, in your opinion?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Rodri

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It'll probably be the macaco when RM wins the CL. We'll see who wins Copa America though, the only contenders are Brazil and Argentina anyway.

            >concaf participants
            lmao
            >conmebol
            Brazil, Argentina, MAYBE Ecuador

            Rodri

            Easily top 3 in the world right now

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >when RM wins
            >who wins copa
            Why should trophies matter? Imagine being the greatest player in the world but you play for Burnley and you’re from Uganda based on your logic this player shouldn’t win a ballon dor because he didn’t win a trophy with his team
            The Ballon dor got ruined because of a certain dwarf man

            Top 3 rn are
            Vini
            Rodri
            De bruyne or Foden

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >got ruined by a certain dwarf man
            It's a political trophy but neither Ronaldo nor Messi deserved all those wins

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >not believing in el loco Bielsa
            Kek. When will ""americans"" understand fútbol?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >uruguay national team
            kek, next you'll say the mexican national team is good. Suarez and Cavani are old, and Darwin is a jobber.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            national team
            Had to google that one, huh?
            >kek, next you'll say the mexican national team is good. Suarez and Cavani are old, and Darwin is a jobber.
            God your species is so pathetic

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >had to google that
            I didn't mr. sopa de macaco

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ground duels won
            bullshit

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Those are the stats darling

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    England is SO white compared to Germany and France...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not really

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tah
        >gundogan
        >rudiger
        >musiala

        Be honest. These are your wife's favourites.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you always saying the same stupid shit?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Southgate has a diversity quota so will play at least 5 blacks

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stats are for americans

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (You) are American

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you are getting saka and rashford and you know it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Southgate has left Rashford out of the preliminary squad. Said he hasn't been good enough.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pfodz on the left
    >TWO defensive mids

    Southgate in disguise OP you are busted

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Foden has played LW for City and its incredibly unlikely that he dislodges Bellingham from the number 10 role when he's favourite to win the Balon D'or this year.

      >but muh vini
      >you know that's not happening

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>TWO defensive mids
      why are people so blind to needing 2 defensively competent midfielders? Even city plays like this when up against better opposition.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mainoo cuck finna meltdown when they realise we;ve all moved onto simping for Adam Wharton

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wharton is being taken as a back up for IF Rice gets injured. They have the closest profiles.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saka is the 2nd name on the team sheet right after Kane, lol. You really tried to sneak in pen merchant (P)almer in there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Southgate will likely start Saka over Palmer but the stats say Palmer should start.

      Saka would be super effective using his pace against tired defenders late in the game.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but the stats say
        Actual moron, just frick off to America already. Saka isn't even that fast so your comment about pace makes no sense

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I said Palmer should start you fricking knuckle dragger

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >move off mainoo
    >move up stones
    >move over walker
    >move in alex arnold

    do a bit more, but with one change thats it

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    England will play >Mainoo and >Palmer at the Yuros and lose in the group stages

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >picklel
    out in quarterfinals.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's prevented the most goals through defensive action. The other options aren't anywhere near as good.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We must not take any chances this time. BBC would be mad though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      State of that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you subbed Wharton for Grealish and White actually played this would be a good side

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Palmer is black

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Must be adopted or his father was cucked by a white man lmao

        Look at his father here, there is no way he is genetically father of cole palmer, he has fair features and was blonde as a youth, zero black physiognomy. His sister looks quadroon though. I can only conclude the black father was cucked by some white charva.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no maguire
    SOVLLESS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maguire will 100% start if he's fit. Branthwaite is statistically better though.

      >younger
      >faster
      >taller
      >left footed
      >better aerial ability

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mainoo, Palmer and Foden are overrated. I don't even know who the frick Braithwaite is, I thought he was some shitter memelone bought because no one wanted to sign with them

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a defender for Everton, 6ft5, had a great season. United will buy him and make him the new Maguire.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Palmer and Foden overrated
      Lol fool. Stopped reading right there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mainoo is way overrated
      Palmer is a bit streaky and not top level yet but has tons of raw talent

      Branthwaite is the latest graduate from the Sean Dyche school of elite defenders who get overlooked because they're not meme sweepers, he's very good, young, will be great, but isn't "modern" or ball playing enough for trendtards

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick is mainoo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drop Mainoo, Watkins up top with Kane, 4-4-fricking-2, it's coming home lads.

      Americans lol.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mexicans lol
        ftfy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What the FRICK

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drop Mainoo, Watkins up top with Kane, 4-4-fricking-2, it's coming home lads.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it doesn't matter how star packed England is, they'll never win anything.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ironic digits

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Switch kane with abraham and palmer with bowen and boom you have 4 serial winners upfront

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bowen hasn't exactly lit up when he's played so far. Tbh neither have smellingham, pfodz etc
      I wish England would be more realistic about the quality of their players. I like Phil but he looks way better than he is because he has 10 world class teammates at City. It's the same story with every English player.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >statistics
    Can't wait to see how many goals come from Kane, Foden abd Bellingham being within 5 yards of each other all game trying the same runs

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no maguire
    ngmi

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pigford terrible goalkeeper
    >Shaw Manu bum
    >Brantwait literally who, but everything is better Than Maguire
    >Stones not even a starter for City anymore
    >Walker good player, but old

    With such a piss poor Defense, it's very very very unlikely to win anything

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's shit in club but he's good with england i swear

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >English people have to see elite talent like Phil Foden being wasted by an absolute shitter like soufgate

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mainoo the new shit united jogger that will flop completely in a few years but play every game until then
    sigh

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't understand why Soufgate insists on bus parking tactics with the absolute state of that backline

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very based starting 11, only change I would make is Wharton for Mainoo

    You can guarantee Shitegate will concoct some abomination instead though.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    England is going to choke HARD. Mark my words.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Foden on RW
    Palmer on CAM
    Bellungham for Mainoo
    Gordon on LW
    Maguire for braithwithe

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Livramento should be in over Shaw, he was making PSG look like clowns. The FA is so moronic man

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Livramento is a RB and too young to start.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough width or penetration in this team. Kane will drop deep, Foden and Palmer will drift in and Bellingham will float about in the half space and they'll all end up occupying the same area with nobody present in the box or able to provide a cross.

    Either one of Gordon or Bowen need to start. I'd go with Gordon. Bring back Saka on the right, play either Foden or Palmer in the 10 (doesn't matter which, Foden's more of a goal threat in open play but Palmer is more creative so it's a toin coss). I'd seriously consider benching Bellingham and having him as a supersub but that's a no go due to Madrid PR.

    Either Mainoo or Wharton needs to start alongside Rice as he needs someone good on the ball next to him. Wharton would better allow Rice to push on as he has for Arsenal but is an unknown quantity at this level unlike Mainoo who impressed against Brazil and Belgium, demonstrably making the team better in buildup than they have been in decades. So I'd go with Mainoo.

    If Shaw isn't fit it's OVER. Branthwaite's quality is hard to judge atm he could be the next Rio or the next Phil Jones. Seems too early to stick him in the pressure cooker. I'd be tempted to go for Guehi at LCB if it weren't for his recent injury. Maguire is a serious concern - " he always plays well for England" is a myth. Has at least one mistake in him every game. I don't rate Stones as much as others. Elite on the ball but he's defensively suspect - got bullied by a 17 year old in his last England international. Walker is very close to being finished but is the best option since James is broken, Trippier literally is finished, Trent can't be trusted, Livramento is too young and White is a homosexual.

    There's 0 chance we win this Euros.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Palmer and Foden don't both start then it is a scandal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's sensibleposting. It's legitimately over before it even began

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's never coming home is it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why not foden-bellingham-saka ?
      saka, along with walker can provide width, and bellingham will get in the box when kane inevitably drops deep.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's what Southgate will do. The problem is Foden will drift inside and given that Shaw is very unlikely to be fit so there will be no overlap, we're basically writing off our left hand side in buildup which would make our attack quite one dimensional. As a result we become very reliant on Saka to do something. If Mainoo (perhaps Wharton as well) starts next to Rice we become a lot more fluid in buildup through the middle which will help matters but being toothless down the left wing isn't ideal.

        It's also Foden's least effective position, of the ones he's played in regularly. There's a reason he tends to ghost for England. I've noticed Jude tends to fill in on the left when Foden drifts in but then you're nullifying him as well. Much prefer Gordon on the left tbh, offers way more penetration and directness.

        Either Bellingham drops to the 8 and you sacrifice control in the midfield or you have to bench one of Bellingham or Foden imo.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    haven't seen this many whites on the England squad for a long time, this may actually be the year lads

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gareth is contractually obliged to play at least 6 blacks so don't get your hopes up

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he abandoned the blacks after they let him down against italy. Rashford and sancho arent even in the squad. Saka and bellingham will play but thats it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Palmer should start over Saka

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Braithwaite is an irl gigachad. Hope he plays.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    France = England > Spain > Germany > Italy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that England outplayed France at the world cup and still lost. Maybe Bellingham will be the boost we need.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bellingham played the world cup, doofus

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but he was a babbey. He's spent a season with Uncle Carlo and learnt the power of friendship since.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I completely agree.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Half players are talented half players are trash so you won’t win again

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every team will target our weakness on the left back and every goal against us will come down that channel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Luke Shaw is fit there is no weakness at LB. Sick of this narrative that he's not a good player just because he plays for United.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I rate him m8, I'm just not expecting his fitness to hold up, same reason I prefer Branthwait over Stones right now, guys legs are made of kinder bueno

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough, I thought you were just trolling to get (you)'s.

          Shaw is gonna be a longshot for playing 90 every game which means we will at least need to sub him off a few times. Any thought on who that could be? Perhaps Branthwaite could play LB for the last 20 because he's left footed.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think there are any good options, maybe Rico Lewis

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is objectively the best team. Prove me wrong.

    >inb4 no width or pacey blacks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Given that Shaw won't be fit, this is objectively the best formation and line-up

      >Foden or Palmer on the left
      You idiots need to fricking have a nice day. Rashford would probably be a lot better on the left, even though he's had a bad season. He actually has previous for England in that position. Club form is way overrated by England fans

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In my formation Foden and Palmer are dual 10s, Saka provides the width on the left as a LWB

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          in your formation, Foden will play shit yet again for England. Grealish would be much better but tarded English fans only care about club form and square pegs in round holes. it's Lampard and Gerrard all over again

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Saka at LWB
          Do you not remember the last time England did that.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honestly who gives a frick
    we know they'll go out in the quarters or something anyway

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Given that Shaw won't be fit, this is objectively the best formation and line-up

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shaw is dead

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shaw is a fat frick and hasn't played for fricking ages, why are you morons (you gareth included) putting him in your lineups all the time? is there literally no other LB/RB/whatever to replace him?

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Thoughts?
    this is not how you build a team.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you build a team then you fat rat frick b***h?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you're english? import players of irish and african descent.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In what world BelliBlack person is considered a good player?

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shaw
    Why doesnt southgate give young mitchell from crystal palace a chance or has he reached the quota of the amount of black players he's allowed to have in the squad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You cant use a youth LB when you're potentially facing players like Mbappe.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can you use one that's too injured to even be on the pitch?

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