This is what we will be looking at for Barcelona's 2024/2025 Season.

This is what we will be looking at for Barcelona's 2024/2025 Season.

Let's just say we are coming with EVERYTHING, we are not here to play around. La Liga, La Copa Del Rey and the UCL will all be conquered with this squad. This is entirely viable. Explanation in the comments.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we
    you're Mexican

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do disgusting new worlders obsess over our European Leagues and Clubs

      Why don't they watch their own leagues and clubs?

      Did UEFA herd the third THAT badly?

      and youre some emasculated creamy german boy

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do disgusting new worlders obsess over our European Leagues and Clubs

    Why don't they watch their own leagues and clubs?

    Did UEFA herd the third THAT badly?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bring 2 strikers even worse than Letiktokski
    >Still keep Floprran
    lmao, booted out of r16 again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Darwin is obviously a winger, this is why Liverpool isn't having as much success as they want with him, because they are playing him at striker where he isnt able to use his long speed and shooting as much

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Darwin Nunez
    bought for 75 Million two years ago, considered a "flop signing" and without the Premier League tax, Barcelona could get him for 45-50 Million Euros
    >Richarlison Andrade
    Bought for 58 Million euros two years ago, not just considered a flop but one of the worst signings of the year, even at the time thought to be an overpay. Barcelona could get him for 30 million.
    >Amadou Onana
    Everton pricing him at 50+ million. He is for sale.
    >Frenkie de Jong
    Will be sold for upwards of 65 million, possibly 75-80 if some Premier League team is desperate.

    >b-but how are Barcelona getting this money.. they're broke!
    Not entirely, we have shown to ability to make big money transfers like Raphinha and Lewandowski in 1 window, we weren't as active last window, so our funds are raised up. Also, we will be selling Frenkie. All in all, these transfers will only be about 130 million Euro at most.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>b-but how are Barcelona getting this money.. they're broke!
      agafo cinc euros d'una butxaca i els fico a l'altre
      collonut

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Merci à vous, merci les Bleus (allez les Bleus, allez)
        Merci à vous, merci les Bleus (allez les Bleus, allez)
        Merci à vous, merci les Bleus (allez les Bleus, allez)
        Merci à vous, merci les Bleus, ah (allez les Bleus, allez)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buying flops is how you get back to the top. KWAB level reasoning.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They aren't flops though. Darwin is actually elite, but Liverpool aren't playing him right because of Luis Diaz and he'd thrive in La Liga, which is a weaker league, he already shows out in the UCL and will only improve by playing on the wing and only playing there adding new things to his game, instead of adjusting to Striker learning things there, but then going back to winfer whenever Diaz is injured or theyre playing Gakpo at the #9.
        Richarlison was also amazing this season, but Tottenham stopped playing him because Son is a veteran and they insist on playing fricking Kulusevski trash on and some other random on the left instead of Richarlison at Striker or Wing. He'd also thrive in La Liga and with Raphinha (proven deadly duo) they would go insane together. He's also a non selffish striker so Darwins goal scoring would be welcomed by Pombo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Barcelona is a meme club run by clowns for moronic customers.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we
    Shut the hell up CHI

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. lil duncan

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mentally ill CHI comes back after hiding all season
    >attempts to call others brown

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mexican and proud

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't speak poverty tongue
    anyone know a poor person who can translate

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a mentally ill Turk living in Germany and bandwagoning Barca since the Ronaldinho days. I work at a call center (home office) and am 80% of my day on Twitter. Trust me when I tell you that I'm the God Tier Barca source on Fhite.

    The situation:
    >Xavi is a mentally ill dog that won't win shit no matter who he signs but Barca (Laporta and his dog nepo board) will give him everything and frick the club even harder than Barto

    This means:
    >All out media campaign against FDJ, Araujo, Raphinha and Lewa

    Why Araujo?
    >Hasn't signed his contract yet, wants more money (Barca pull), club is at least smart here and doesn't want to bulge in => he will be gone (Loved him but this just proves his love for money is bigger than his Gorilla spam with Barca colors on Instagram)

    What will happen:
    >Mentally ill swap between FDJ and Kimmich
    >Lewa and Raphinha will stay
    >Araujo will be sold
    >Kounde will be sold to PSG (Xavi wants him to stay but Kounde tells him to frick off)
    >We will keep Eric Garcia (Oh Allah please nuke his house)
    >Barca will either sign Xavi Simons (if the special loan clause is real), Dani Olmo (Oh Allah please nuke his house) or Nico Williams
    >Barca will panic and try to buy a defender and back up striker in the last days after we sold Roque to Chelsea and won't sign anyone
    >This my people is Barca's defense next season

    You have no idea what I wish to Xavi.
    Look at Xavi's dream team and place a bullet between my head, 4 fricking seasons with him, 400mil spent and a 300mil contract to Lewa for one Spanish cup and 1 La Liga, this will be his stats this winter when he gets the sack. INSANE, I HATE NU-BARCA SO GOD DAMN MUCH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to add that Balde will be probably sold thanks to Xavi and that Chadi Riad has a buy back clause that we will pull. Mike Faye could also step up but Xavi is a dog.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      6th in la liga what is that lineup im sick

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Julian Araujo is ass bro that spot will be all Balde

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The shamelessness of a club in 1,5B of debt to openly talk about transfers. All the while, football "fans" see nothing wrong with cancerlona being bailed out by shadowy organitzations yet again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay, the Spanish government will bail them out any at your expenses.

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