This is why England will never win the euros. Complete basedboys

This is why England will never win the euros. Complete basedboys

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    falling off a bike is our national culture and we'll never win the euros so maybe you're cooking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only fell off twice in nearly two decades. First time when my front wheel ended up in the tram rail.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You've already won it, meneer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how fat are you?
      i havent fallen off a bike since i was a middle schooler and it was snowing or freezing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how the frick do you fall off your bike? i bike every day and havent fallen off one in at least 10 years.

        Hebben jullie nooit gedronken ofzo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fell off my bike and broke a rib just two months ago, to be fair it’s a mountain bike and I was out in a trail.
      still, you can do ti!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you haven't ridden your bike home after a night out and woken up with a scratch and no recollection you're not a real man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick do you fall off your bike? i bike every day and havent fallen off one in at least 10 years.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >how
        the same way you did 10 years ago

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I fell like 3 or 4 years ago trying to bait a dog into thinking I was gonna ram him
        You see when a dog gets prepared to run and bite you, you can pretend to ram him and then quickly turn and keep going your way, that way the dog backs down and you dont depend on the dog not being fast enough to get you
        This time (I've had a few beers) I did that, was going straight for the dog and turned too sharply/quickly so my body kept going forward while the bike turned
        Luckily it was like 5 am and no one was there to see me fall and the dog sat there confused and didnt bite me while I was getting up and on my bike

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOU POST ON Fhite AND IS PROBABLY OVERWEIGHT

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was a stationery bike. made of envelopes.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keep dreaming dreams of England, fellas

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IM DEAD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He literally has a chin tho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well yeah, everyone has a chin. Just like everyone has ears - except Niki Lauda

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        source?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's coming home

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He 100% got upper-cut didn't he

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No way. That looks like a scrape not a punch

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So true..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      falling off a bike is our national culture and we'll never win the euros so maybe you're cooking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Falling for Tory propaganda that was used to privatise our transport which has led to us having the worst public transport in Europe today

      I shiggy diggy

      Also i'd rather have pensioners on buses/trains than driving on the roads tbh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't want my older relatives using buses in any major british city in 2024, but nothing against public transport in functional first world countries.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You've been reading too many Daily Mail articles, crime is significantly lower now than it was in the 1990s

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wonder how much of that is due to "community resolutions" or a lack of reporting tbqh

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No you don't, you're just the kind of person that doesn't let facts get in the way of his beliefs

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but over the last couple of decades, our previously-decent town centres have turned into zombie sanctuaries for crackheads and mentally ill illegal immigrants. You can talk theory all you want, you can take whatever position you want, but until you live inside a downfalling civilisation then you can shut up and frick off

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >until you live inside a downfalling civilisation then you can shut up and frick off
            People already say that about our civilisation bro.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I believe my lying eyes, but keep rolling out your daily mail bogeyman

            Wonder how much of that is due to "community resolutions" or a lack of reporting tbqh

            Crime is lower than the 90s because the way crime was recorded and reported was changed by Blair to intentionally lower the crime rate and the tories knowing this (they criticised Labour for it) of course kept it the same.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd prefer to ride a bike but car drivers are mental so I stick with the bus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >irish defending Th*tcher unironically
      Now i've seen everything

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wut is blud doing skullemoji skullemoji or something

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Falling off a bike is crazy *skull*

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Southgate has finally embraced the hairdryer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOU FRICKING LITTLE SHIT CAME ON FOR TWO MINUTES AND YOU PASSED IT FORWARD?! HOW DARE YOU HOW FRICKING DARE YOU. WE HAD A DRAW TO PROTECT YOU FRICKING SCOUSE MONGREL. YOU BLEACHED WHIPPET. YOU LOWER CLASS GOBLIN.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jewd Smellingcum probably chimped out on him for doing more with 5 touches of the ball than he has with 180 minutes of playtime.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tibet is not China

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't ridden a bike since I was a kid. I know they say you never forget but I reckon I've forgotten.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently euros and us have the front brake on opposite sides, so he slammed on the front brake and went arse over tit.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably was told by Shitgate that he won't play and got drunk.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I was in sixth grade, our math teacher fell off his bike after hitting in unexpected patch of sand. He had a helmet on, but a day later half his face was paralyzed. He went from being the "fun" teacher to a very depressed man overnight. It was sad.
    >inb4 fat American racism
    He was native and a track coach.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jokes on you, I'm in my 30s and never learnt to ride a bike

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is not a joke, I had the same and since that I dont have beard there on my chin

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are this current group of England players so fricking ugly!
    LIKE SERIOUSLY?!!
    Can we not have ONE NORMAL LOOKING man for frick sake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of the really ugly c**ts in the England squad have Irish parents.
      Players like Gordon / Kane / Pickford / Maguire / Rice / Foden - all full of Irish blood

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did he get /heem/ed from the bike too?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lads were probably doing wheelies

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