>throws you a beer and tells you to start drinking

>throws you a beer and tells you to start drinking
what do you do

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guzzle that sumbitch

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I down as much of that steveweiser as I can before he flips me off, kicks me and stuns me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they called steveweisers? Is it really the obvious answer? Who started calling them that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know I don't think budweiser even sponsored WWE, here's Austin with a coors light truck

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm straight edge, he knows I don't drink!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he knows I don't drink!
      Surely Punk would have one with Austin?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Face Austin or Heel Austin?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at him distrustfully before slowly taking a girly-ass sip and then going in for a can clank with him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets left hanging
      >Kick to the stomach
      >Stunner

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >spit beer out of my mouth during the sell
        >jump backwards 10 feet
        >flop onto the ropes and lay on the apron
        >monster poo

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I drink that beer

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never drank from a can before so I don't know how to open it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol wut?

      You've never opened a can of soda?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Afraid so.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Indian moment

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            huh what you mean?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you Steve, I'm going to watch AEW now.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uh Mr. Stone Cold sir I’m not supposed to drink on the meds I’m on….

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh what do you mean

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what do you do
    I kick simpcuck steve austin's tiny dead dick and then hit him with a Lukewarm Stunner.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >but Steve, I'm on meds!
    >GADAHM KID STONE COLD SIMPLY DONT GIVE A DAMN NOW DRINK THAT SUMb***h RIGHT NOW!
    >O-okay!

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd ask is it Bud Light? and Steve would hit me with a Stone Cold Stunner for insinuating such a thing

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    drink it

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Throw him a drink and start beering hell yeah

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pop the bottom with my keys, open the top and shotgun it.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crack it open and tilt my head back, pouring the beer onto my mouth as 95% of it splashes anywhere but my mouth.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pelt it back at his racist head, bust him open, drink his blood, jack off in front of the crowd until i get taken down by police

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go back

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    throw that 4 percent macro swill in his homosexual face, kick him in his emaciated dick, piss in his body, then walk back to my locker room to enjoy a barrel aged imperial stout and a cigar like an actual man.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yeah? You want me to drink this? You, a 60 year-old-man, actually expect me to drink this with you? God, how pathetic is your life? It's bad enough that you have to abuse drugs to make it through the day. It's even worse that you've been doing this for decades. Literal DECADES, man! It's somehow even worse that the people around you don't try to help. They don't reach out and say "Hey, what's wrong, man? Why do you feel the need to addle your already diminished wits?" Or, "Hey, Steve, maybe you could ease up on the crutch a bit, huh?" They don't try to help you, they don't intercede on your behalf, they just let you wallow in the mire of your misery. But, Steve, worse than all of that, is the fact that it still isn't enough. You're still so spiritually and emotionally barren that you try tonspread your sickness to the peoplenaround you. The younger people that look up to you. You try to foist your vices onto them and ruin them the way you've been ruined. And you do it all with this swill. Man, I don't have the words to express my disappointment.
    >Toss the can back and walk away, shaking my head dejectedly while SCSA stands in the ring in utter shame and humiliation.

    >Or, he Stunners me into oblivion midway through the promo, I flop like a moronic tubeman to a MASSIVE pop.
    Either way, works for me, brother.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but steve i cant

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