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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it worth waking up at 4 am for?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If u hate mexican'ts us much as we do, I guess.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is it worth waking up at 4 am for?

        This

        https://i.imgur.com/0swfu4b.png

        TICK TOCK MEXICO

        I hope you guys wipe with this fricking Telewila's team, I'm so tired of this fricking homosexual (pic related), they already filtered our XI and guess whose going to play? (All America FC players)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's what the US fans don't understand.

          But in all honesty USA winning is the best result for Mexico. If they keep their current coach they'll continue to be hampered for at least 2-3 more years well into the tail end of whatever prime pulisic has.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bullshit

          If Mexico wins tonight you'll be the first to shitpost here and talk about how Mexico is back

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sure but that's understandable because they've been getting their ass beat since 2019, it would be a wake up call to Grugg Bershitler though so I'd be more interested in our own reaction

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe, baby
            But you better win this shit, pendejo.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe, baby
          But you better win this shit, pendejo.

          >chivita crying

          Kek

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          based, I hope 'el agachon quedabien' lozano gets the frick out of the freaking team, but evenso, there's no replacement that could manage the team, Mexico is so freaking dead for at least the next 8+ years, fricking peje couldn't destroy azcarraga

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maldito seas, azcarraga

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      USA vs Mexico Final with the real A teams is always fricking Kino

      There were 4 red cards last time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mexico hasn't fielded their A team in nearly 20 years. Reds is just slow unathletic defenders chimping out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol no unless you enjoy a good chortle and enjoy Latinx or lgbtqia+2sUSA cuties in the stand

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only brown Americans tune in to watch those games.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Another 4 red cards
    >Another tres a cero
    >Another million seething migrants
    Tonight

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      puto chants are all se have left in football
      I hate fifa so much

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we (yes, we) haven't even been playing that well post-world cup and I hate Bershitler but I will never not enjoy kicking Mehico's ass so hopefully it continues

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that mexico has never lost a game with Carlos Vela against the lards

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reminder that Carlos Vela is like 40 now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They should play Chicharito-Vela for old time's sake

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    From A to Z, which letter of the alphabet team is playing tonight?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the A team for both teams

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not if Mexico loses

        Usual copes: it was actually the z team, x player was injured, refball, coach is a moron, x player is ancient...you know the routine

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah Mexico even has a black guy now

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That black guy is shit tho

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He isn't shit though

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because he isn't Mexican

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            correct

            Because he isn't Mexican

            cringe, but correct

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Black person merc

            fixed it

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Puligod starts

    It's over for L Tri

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3-1 USA. PuliGOAT scores 2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care about the NT, but calling Pulisic 'PuliGOAT' only makes you look like a brown wienersucker.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I totally dont care guys!

        You're not fooling anyone

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't, the last game I watched of the NT was the game against Argentina. You're still a brown wienersucker, though.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mexico had no problems with panama and US struggled and to extra time with jamaica. how are the US supposed to beat us again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be Mexican. That's how

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jamaica beat the full Canadian A team in Canada to advance to that game. I think you're underestimating how much better Jamaica is under their new white manager.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >us

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >us
      Chicanos are a mistake

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only 5 MX flags, is the rivalry truly over?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did actual mexicans react to this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its funny

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was used as a meme template for a while

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    crying
    Kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we white guys

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cope, chilango
        vete a comer tu torta de tamal

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not a chilango now what prieto? Kek

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >torta de tamal
          This sounds like it goes down your throat like a bag of dry cement, is it good?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >is it good?
            ask these mongrels and their "exotic" dishes.

            I'm not a chilango now what prieto? Kek

            entonces eres un pendejo

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've seen that conch bread in the store, I thought it would be sweet.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is and should, but chilangos are subhuman

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is sweet it has sugar on top noob

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Chilquil torta is pretty tasty

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's so good, one of em and you don't hunger for the next 8 h, I used to eat em at college

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tick tock cabrons

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish we were relegated to CONCACABOL. This league is not worth it for us.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mejico will win tho

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Lozano getting fired like cocca if he loses?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, then they'll hire Guillermo Almada and he'll do the same shit as the previous managers then he's gonna fail and gonna get fired
      a never ending cycle

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tick tock mexishits

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Amigos meti esta apuesta:
    Mexico o empate
    Ambos anotan
    +3.5 corners mexico
    Creen que se de??

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      English motherfricker, do you speak it? Prepare for Dos a cero. tick tock tick tock

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Translation for non-Spanish speakers:

      "Friends, I made this bet:
      Mexico wins or draws
      Both teams score
      Over 3.5 corners for Mexico

      Do you think it'll happen?"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Llama

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    USA plays almost all of its "home" games as an away team. Columbus is about the only non-chi area from the available stadiums. This builds
    /strongmind/ and character.

    Also, we have a literal actual moron as coach. That's like starting out with a -1 disadvantage.

    This rivalry is real. Dos a Cero is real. The fact the we sent Mexico home at the 02 WC and made it further than they ever have or will is something they still haven't recovered from.

    More recently, Puligod has broken their will and spirit time and again. They used to hate Donovan, our previous Mexi killer. But he went full homosexual and publicly supported Mexico after he retired. So frick him.

    Puligod, on the other hand, lives to make chis and mexicans seethe. It's glorious.

    Tonight will be Total L Tri Death, chis on suicide watch

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a Chicano and I want the US to win

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy based-the Rough Riding slayer of Mexicans has spoken.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cringe and lgbtpilled

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick usgay if mexico loses I'm stabbing a mayate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a real Mexican. You have no childhood memories growing up in Mexico, no competent Spanish language skills, and no genuine cultural knowledge. You are a brown American man twisted by self-hatred and delusions of ethnic grandeur into a crude mockery of nature's natural perfection.

      All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Mexicans mock you. Your Abuelita is disgusted and ashamed of you, and your "amigos" laugh at your incomprehensible "Spanish" behind closed doors.

      Mexicans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Mexicans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Chicanos who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Mexican. Your accent and tourist like behavior is a dead giveaway. You are a “pocho” a “no sabo.” And even if you manage to get a drunk Mexicana home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your hard-shell tacos and "tex-mex" food.

      You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning, say "buenos dias" to the mirror and spend 10 minutes with duolingo, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

      This is your fate. This is what your parents chose when they jumped the border. There's no turning back. You will never be Mexican.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Real Mexicans will never accept you.

        jajajaja get a room putos

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Real Mexicans will never accept you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i will never be american either. this country glorifies Black folk too much for that to happen

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jokes on you, mexigoblins don’t understand punctuality. The only reason they’re up and at work every morning is because they’re passed out drunk before sunset.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AIEEEEEE

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will never be a real Mexican. You have no childhood memories growing up in Mexico, no competent spanish language skills, no genuine cultural knowledge. You are a brown American man twisted by self-hatred and delusions of ethnic grandeur into a crude mockery of nature's natural perfection.

    All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Mexicans mock you. Your Abuelita is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "amigos" laugh at your incomprehensible """spanish""" behind closed doors.
    Mexicans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Mexicans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Chicanos who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a mexican. Your accent and tourist like behavior is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Mexicana home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your hard shell tacos and "tex-mex" food.

    You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning, say "buenos dias" to the mirror and spend 10 minutes with duolingo, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
    This is your fate. This is what your parents choose when they jumped the border. There's no turning back.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You will never be a Mexican
      thank god

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MEXICO
    AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mexicaca

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why dont the cartels invest in mexican soccer development?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://twitter.com/miseleccionmx/status/1772081840515432480
      fresh salt

      a few teams are literally funded by them, but they're all in the second tier. I wonder if that has anything to do with femexfut removing promotions and relegations.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mexico

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mexibros...not like this!

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mexico

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need an. unbiased opinion it was Ochoa:s fault commentators here saying it was his fault but everyone here wants him out of the national team so can't their opinion seriously.

    If Mexico loses its probably Ochoa last match with Mexico

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone in the team is bad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who is your nations best goalkeeper? i don't follow mexican soccer so im genuinely curious feel like I haven't heard of any mexican goalkeepers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes it was his fault.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's actually his fault

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the chicanolorian

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's OK, Mexibros. It's only one goal.
    Don't lose your head over it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See, it's funny because your country is a violent hellhole where people are frequently decapitated.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More people die in St. Louis than in my city.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >St. Louis
          >people

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What are you guys sipping on?
    For me it's just water because it's Lent

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Downs with Racism!

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao commentarist in mexico trying to hard too blame Ochoa.... I dont like him but this is unfair

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      asscevedo hubiera parado eso

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rigged
    Tripped over his own feed

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TICK TOCK CABRONS

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I
    I BELIEVE
    I BELIEVE THAT
    I BELIEVE THAT WE
    I BELIEVE THAT ANIME WILL WIN

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AIIIIIEEEE IT KEEPS HAPPENING
    But then you have to read these absolute bellends claim Memexico would have totally beaten Argentina in the last WC if only that traitor Tata Martino would have played some homosexual mong called Edison Álvarez? Or whatever because he would have totally pocketed Messi and Di María etc by himself. Fricking KEK, at least when >we traffick coke to America we don't consume half ourselves before it reaches the border.

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